Crisis: 6:56 PM - Crisis: If  you were to isolate the people who play apb and put them in a lab setting it would be the most ridiculous sample of the human race you could imagine
6:56 PM - Crisis: I cant see any of these people as anything but barely functioning retards
6:57 PM - Crisis: people who might choke on a glass of water because its too complicated
LORD OF THE COMMON: ROFL
Crisis: the amount of percs Ive been seeing lately its like being attacked by killer bees. People blow themselves the fuck up with percs desperately trying to get a kill because their tentacles can't track or aim properly
LORD OF THE COMMON: AHAHHAHA
Crisis: at what point do you just give up? Or are they seriously happy with that accomplishment? Grats you pressed a button and the floor exploded. Remind me not to put you in charge of a mop because you might turn the bathroom into a death trap
LORD OF THE COMMON: AHHAHAHHAHAHA
Crisis: How can that even be fun. Thats like letting one of those drinking birds peck away at your keyboard while you huff nitrus.
LORD OF THE COMMON: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Crisis: I would not even be surprised to find out the entire silver bracket was just alzheimer neurons on a plate hooked up to wires. None of them ever evolve past using perks and running around with absolutely no shame
LORD OF THE COMMON: god damnit
LORD OF THE COMMON: ROFL
Crisis: What goes through their mind as they load up apb? Time to press my perc key on some noobs today. Im totally going to listen to apb making the ear ringing noise for blowing myself up for the rest of the day. And when I get done with that Im going to fill a hallway with clouds of lag with my nfas and then enjoy the frame loss like I enjoy blacking out from superglue fumes
Crisis: 6:57 PM - Crisis: people who might choke on a glass of water because its too complicated
7:08 PM - Dark: sounds difficult
7:08 PM - Dark: I can only drink water out of a plastic bottle
7:09 PM - Crisis: I can only drink it out of a hose because apb has diluted my intelligence
LORD OF THE COMMON: AHAHHAHHAHA
Crisis: spawning in front of the guy that just killed me as he drives by in a vegas
Crisis: is more unbelievable than finding out your basement is haunted by undead muppets
Crisis: 9:30 PM - jkw512: most peoples mentality in this game = if they beat me they must be cheating
9:31 PM - Crisis: I know! Nobody accepts that theyve lost to a better player. But then again why should they accept that? There are so many cheaters running around, and some of them have fucking pardons
9:44 PM - jkw512: but its like
9:44 PM - jkw512: you can tell so easily who hacks
9:45 PM - Crisis: I can, sure. but someone who shits percs like they just drank a gallon of explosive laxitive probably doesnt have the perspective to judge properly
Crisis: 5:15 PM - Crisis: if there was a plague and just 90% of people fell over dead I would not cry
5:16 PM - Crisis: I cannot fathom how I can call for backup and get  4 people and of those four 100% of them are worthless
5:19 PM - Crisis: Gold threat is so easy to get that anyone who cannot be gold just baffles me
5:19 PM - Crisis: why play if you're that bad
5:20 PM - Crisis: you would think theyd be more upset than I am
5:20 PM - Grey: what if the 90% of the people who fell over and died was everyone you ever remotely liked
5:20 PM - Grey: and the 10% was everyone you hate
5:20 PM - Crisis: then I would be happy in the knowledge they would not be ablet to stop me from killing them all personally
5:21 PM - Grey: lol
5:21 PM - Crisis: It would just be Planet Crisis and I would make a castle out of their bones
5:25 PM - Crisis: We saw a faggot today exploit an item hold into a place that is more or less impossible to reach
5:25 PM - Crisis: people will devote the time to learning how to exploit, but will not learn how to be real peopel
5:26 PM - Crisis: like they would prefer to just be swamp thing and be covered in leeches and throw percs and hide items in places that let APB win the game for them
Crisis: The only thing that would put an end to them is a cheeto induced coronary, but that takes far too long to wait for. I wish there was just like a cholesterol virus I could just attack people with and they would be too fat and debilitated to log on
Crisis: 6:46 PM - Crisis: would i play with you if you were awful? That would wholly depend on a lot of things
6:46 PM - Dark: EVACUATION IN PROGRESS
6:47 PM - Crisis: to be completely honest, Id have to know what you look like naked for that to be worth it at all
6:48 PM - Crisis: Im sure ive been grouped with actual and for a fact women and not knowing what they look like naked coupled with how bad they were only serves to ruin my day
6:49 PM - Crisis: Which isnt really a strike at you since you ARE good at games theres really no need to balance it out with boobs, not that Id say no to that at all
6:49 PM - Crisis: but basically if you dont give boobs and you dont kill badguys why are you here
Crisis: goldencop is my favorite person
Crisis: I love the part where hes terrible
Crisis: and hates me
: 7:45 PM - Dark: done already?
7:46 PM - Crisis: that game is unplayable
7:46 PM - Crisis: uncontrollable server spikes
7:46 PM - Crisis: 2 steps from constant lag
7:46 PM - Dark: I play 5 missions and leave
7:46 PM - Crisis: Im not going to play it again at all
7:46 PM - Crisis: Ive already got so much to deal with
7:47 PM - Crisis: fighting against spawns, objective locations absolutely impossible driving physics
7:47 PM - Crisis: thats a lot to consider without having the controls ripped out of my hands until I am killed
7:47 PM - Crisis: unplayable
7:47 PM - Crisis: beyond bad
7:48 PM - Crisis: I used to like it
7:49 PM - Crisis: but I cannot stand it anymore
7:49 PM - Crisis: a game I quite literally cannot play because it wont let me
7:50 PM - Crisis: and the only people that still play I dont have a word that describes how stupid they are
7:51 PM - Crisis: Im amazed that htey can find and download this game
7:51 PM - Crisis: because finding an awful game and deliberately putting it on your computer takes quite a few thoughts
7:51 PM - Crisis: which I guess is why they have no more left


Ghost: progress reset by crashes, absolute terrible performance, and all the things ID expect out of a game that was produced by a prehensile penis that lives in a storm drain.
Ghost: on the fifth day of /sit the puzzle gave to me:  FIVE DEAD NOOBS
Buttsmoke: lets start from 12
Buttsmoke: on the twelfth day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Ghost: 12 faggots cryinh
Buttsmoke: ok
Buttsmoke: on the 11th day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Ghost: 11 mutants screaming
Buttsmoke: on the 11th day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Buttsmoke: shit
Buttsmoke: on the 10th day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Ghost: 10 /sleeps
Buttsmoke: LOL
Buttsmoke: on the 9th day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Buttsmoke: 9 dirtnaps
Ghost: lol
Buttsmoke: on the 8th day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Buttsmoke: 8 shaking booties
Ghost: 8 idiots falling
Buttsmoke: that is better
Buttsmoke: on the 7th day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Buttsmoke: 7 broken legs
Ghost: 7 worthless rangers
Buttsmoke: that is also better
Buttsmoke: on the 6th day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Buttsmoke: 6 bags of tea
Buttsmoke: LO
Ghost: 6 rage quits
Buttsmoke: on the 5th day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Buttsmoke: FIVE DEAD NOOBS
Ghost: lol
Buttsmoke: on the 4th day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Buttsmoke: get in mumble
Ghost: 4 whiners mining
Buttsmoke: LOL YES
Buttsmoke: on the 3rd day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Buttsmoke: 3 extra shitties
Ghost: 3 spike traps
Buttsmoke: lol yes
Buttsmoke: on the 2nd of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Buttsmoke: 2 insta-gibbs
Buttsmoke: on the 1st day of /sit, the puzzle gave to me
Buttsmoke: ONE BAG OF TEA
Ghost: lol
Buttsmoke: that is perfect
Buttsmoke: ill make sure to record 1 last GOOMP
Buttsmoke: sing that song
Buttsmoke: and thats it
Buttsmoke: people just falling to their death
Ghost: lol
Buttsmoke: and release it during xmas
Buttsmoke: i use autotune
Buttsmoke: it will be perfect