I slept pretty soundly with Bonnie that night.

Although I got my good however-many-hours I need, I could’ve sworn I felt her moving around a bit, but I was so exhausted after fucking Ashbot that I just ignored her. I had no idea until today of what she was really doing, and to some people it’ll be either really good or really, really weird.

We were still touring Lumiose City for the day, and I wanted to stop into a shop and looking around for a bit. Ash and Clemont weren’t interested, but Bonnie for some reason practically begged me to come along. I agreed since she wouldn’t shut up, and we ventured inside to look around.

It was nothing special, regardless of what the shop windows teased – mostly Pokemon-related clothes and toys. I expected Bonnie to run to the toy aisle and be hypnotized, but instead she was content on trailing behind me.

“So, how was it with the Clembot yesterday?”

I was so busy looking at hats that I barely heard her question. When I did, I froze in my tracks.

“W-What did you just say, Bonnie?” I asked, praying I didn’t hear her correctly.

“Oh, I’m sorry. How was it with ‘Ash’ yesterday?” Bonnie repeated, snickering at the end of her question. “Good thing you’re not allergic to dairy, huh?”

“How do you …” What was she asking me? How did she even know about that?

“Oh, I followed you. I do that a lot.” Bonnie replied, placing her hands on her hips and speaking like this was a completely normal statement. “You dressed my bro’s robot up like Ash, and then a few nights ago you tried to have the real Ash to yourself.”

“Shut up!” I whispered, slapping a hand over her mouth before people started to listen in. “Come with me!” I picked the girl up and slung her over my shoulder, practically running to the dressing room and locking the door behind me. I put Bonnie down, who still wore a smirk on her lips.

“Yep, you could say I’m your biggest supporter; Ashrena forever!” Bonnie said with a quiet cheer. “I’ve been following you guys since you joined us.”

“What the hell does ‘Ashrena’ mean?” I asked. I shook my head. “Never mind; I don’t wanna know. What else do you know, you little spy?” I crossed my arms. “Don’t leave out a single detail. I have some dirt on you, ya know.”

“Y-You do?” Bonnie actually looked nervous; she was still young enough to believe me, empty threat or no. “Okay, I’ll tell you!”

Bonnie, much to my shock and somewhat disgust, had indeed been spying on me since I started traveling with them. She watched me masturbate at night to Ash’s picture, she followed me into the forest when I stole his underwear, and watched me put my fingers in his mouth. She claims she ‘heard’ Pikachu and I leave that night, but didn’t have anything to back that up.

Apparently, Clemont’s almost caught on multiple times, but Bonnie does her best to keep him out of the loop. I don’t know whether to be thankful or angry, especially at the fact that this girl watches me masturbate when she doesn’t even do the deed herself. She didn’t ask me ‘what it was’ which bothers me more – she shouldn’t have any idea.

I had to insist three times that no, she can’t join in for a ‘huge awesome three-way.’ She didn’t even know what a ‘three-way’ was; it was just something she “heard about in her bro’s adult movies.” Exactly how educated is this girl?

“Come on, I bet I’ll be good at it! I can spill milk on you this time!” Bonnie begged. That’s what she thought actually happened? “I’ll even warm it up myself and I’ll spill it all over your butt!”

“… No, Bonnie.” I groaned. “We shouldn’t even be having this conversation. We’re going to go back to the boys and never, ever speak about this again. Do you understand?”

“Nuh-uh!” Bonnie pouted, crossing her arms. “I wanna spill milk on your butt …”

“Please stop saying that.” I sighed. I took Bonnie’s hand in mine, leading her out of the store. It wasn’t long before we found the boys sitting on a nearby bench waiting on us.

“There you are.” Ash said, standing up. “Find anything cool?”

“Nah, nothing big.” I replied. Bonnie pulled away from me, running up to Ash.

“Hey Ash, do we have any mil-mmph!” I slapped a hand over her mouth to silence her. I looked down at her, glaring and shaking my head. Bonnie nodded and I pulled away. “I mean, never mind!”

Ash and Clemont both looked at one another, confused.

“Suggestion!” I said a bit too cheerily, trying my best to change the subject. “Why don’t we go visit Professor Sycamore before we leave?”

“Great idea!” Ash replied. “Let’s go!”