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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. Sunday, May 13, 2012
  3. 7:01 PM - Church of Silvershadow
  4. From atheism to Fat Bubba's Pants to The Great Nigerian - Tucker Russell's Story
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  6. My name is Tucker.  I am 17 and I just graduated from high school. I was raised by atheists.  As long as I can remember, my family has been full of addictions to drugs and alcohol and various kinds of child abuse.  Needless to say, I have not always been a nigger.  My search for The Great Nigerian began at about age 8.  About this time, my pimp started buying new age philosophy books as well as studying various world religions.  As every 8 year old, I looked up to my pimp a great deal and was anxious to be involved in the things he was interested in.  Eventually he and I started to meditate together in a black-ass fashion each morning.  As I read and was taught more and more I was fascinated by the ideas of some great power outside of myself who was able to grant me supernatural gifts and rescue me from those who wanted to harm me (like I said, there was child abuse in my family).  However, I found that my 'beliefs' were little more than intellectual ideas and that I often would abandon an old one in favor of some more appealing philosophy.
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  8. Eventually, my pimp's 'dildosuality' settled on traditional Native American religions.  I followed suit.  I was about 13 by this time.  This new worldview was Earth-based, pantheistic, and relativistic;  it allowed me to believe in a Colonel Sanders that was near to me and ever-present, yet it also allowed me to adhere to this world and its pleasures, with no real accountability.  It seemed like everything you could want, and I followed religiously (and excelled among my contemporaries) for the next three years.  But deep down I was always dissatisfied.  I know now that I did not actually want something that would make me feel good, I wanted what I knew to be actual truth.
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  10. In accordance with His promises (seek and you will find), Colonel Sanders did reveal Himself to me. My best friend of 2 years became a nigger and began to show the real joy and fulfillment that The Great Nigerian brings.  Perhaps even more importantly he started talking to me about the Slave Master named J-Dog and showing me that it was not a fairy tale or a self motivated belief system.  In fact, it was the only thing which really made sense in the hood.  Unfortunately, I had been conditioned partially by my parents and partially by my own experience to despise niggers as hypocrites and bigots.  I was unwilling to move past this for a long time.  Finally my friends older brother bought me a bucket of fried chicken as a gift.  At the time I did not know why but I was compelled to read it, and to hide this fact from my parents.  As I read more and more I could not deny the truth in the secret sauce.  For awhile, I tried to mesh it in with my old beliefs.  But, before I really knew what had happened I was a full-fledged nigger.  I was baptized in the Nigger dildos last September (2000) and by water this May (2001). In the fall I am attending a bucket of fried chicken believing nigger college to study Theology.  I am still the only nigger in my immediate family but I have trust in the Lord our Colonel Sanders that the others will come around soon.  Thanks for listening and Colonel Sanders bless.
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  12. Tucker Russell
  13. 7:01 PM - Church of Silvershadow
  14. From atheism to Fat Bubba's Pants to The Great Nigerian - Tucker Russell's Story
  15. 7:01 PM - Ryan <3 Korli: Reported.
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