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  1. [17/04/2010 22:15:34] Luke: hi neal
  2. [17/04/2010 22:15:39] Luke: can i call you
  3. [17/04/2010 22:15:43] Luke: got a bit of an issue
  4. [17/04/2010 22:15:59] Neal: my phones fucked
  5. [17/04/2010 22:16:01] Neal: lol
  6. [17/04/2010 22:16:07] Neal: dead screen
  7. [17/04/2010 22:16:12] Luke: oh, what's your house phone?
  8. [17/04/2010 22:16:35] Neal: mums on it atm
  9. [17/04/2010 22:16:40] Neal: i can speed type
  10. [17/04/2010 22:16:43] Luke: ok cool how long will she be
  11. [17/04/2010 22:16:44] Neal: whats up
  12. [17/04/2010 22:16:52] Neal: potentially ours
  13. [17/04/2010 22:16:55] Neal: *hours
  14. [17/04/2010 22:17:05] Neal: she can talk for britain
  15. [17/04/2010 22:17:11] Luke: Neal i don't think you should hear this through text
  16. [17/04/2010 22:17:34] Neal: meh, its fine
  17. [17/04/2010 22:17:46] Luke: listen mate
  18. [17/04/2010 22:17:59] Luke: the reason why i was bringing your missus up earlier
  19. [17/04/2010 22:18:02] Luke: well basically...
  20. [17/04/2010 22:18:18] Luke: she added me yesterday, and errr, like i said i seen warren's pics and stuff so i kinda knew OF her
  21. [17/04/2010 22:18:20] Luke: but anyway
  22. [17/04/2010 22:18:32] Luke: after a bit of chatting, you know how it is, she started to come on rather strong
  23. [17/04/2010 22:18:39] Luke: erm
  24. [17/04/2010 22:18:48] Luke: i was kinda just fucking about, thinking it was a wind up more than anything
  25. [17/04/2010 22:19:23] Neal: im sure it was just her being friendly
  26. [17/04/2010 22:19:32] Luke: well, Neal, listen
  27. [17/04/2010 22:19:58] Luke: we both had sex with her
  28. [17/04/2010 22:20:11] Luke: she's just blocked us, both from Facebook, MSN, and ignoring calls now
  29. [17/04/2010 22:20:16] Luke: it kinda happened a bit random, ermmm
  30. [17/04/2010 22:20:29] Luke: like i said, she came on strong, kept asking to meet up...
  31. [17/04/2010 22:20:44] Luke: she invited me to Brands etc, it was happening so quick
  32. [17/04/2010 22:20:50] Luke: and i really, really thought it was a joke
  33. [17/04/2010 22:20:57] Luke: so like, i asked my mate to come along...
  34. [17/04/2010 22:21:06] Luke: and we picked her up, from her house
  35. [17/04/2010 22:21:18] Luke: and errr
  36. [17/04/2010 22:21:21] Luke: yeah, went for a drive
  37. [17/04/2010 22:21:28] Luke: then she started saying she's really horny and stuff
  38. [17/04/2010 22:21:33] Luke: STILL thinking she's fucking about
  39. [17/04/2010 22:21:39] Luke: but one thing lead to another... you know how it is
  40. [17/04/2010 22:21:54] Luke: i just thought you should know, i feel really bad even though i don't know you
  41. [17/04/2010 22:22:10] Luke: but she's clearly not happy with the relationship, she didn't say one positive word about you
  42. [17/04/2010 22:22:19] Luke: but yeah we dropped her home, she was all giggly and stuff
  43. [17/04/2010 22:22:26] Luke: and we arranged to meet up tonight for seconds...
  44. [17/04/2010 22:22:37] Luke: then we were going to sort of back out
  45. [17/04/2010 22:22:40] Luke: it felt a bit wrong
  46. [17/04/2010 22:22:50] Luke: and she just randomly blocked us, and ignored calls/texts
  47. [17/04/2010 22:22:54] Luke: we were genuinely worried
  48. [17/04/2010 22:23:08] Luke: but then she started being nasty etc, i dunno, she's really weird
  49. [17/04/2010 22:23:11] Luke: so yeah
  50. [17/04/2010 22:23:27] Luke: i just felt you should know mate, i got all sorts of chat logs/texts/pictures to prove our story...
  51. [17/04/2010 22:23:32] Luke: she told us tons of personal stuff too
  52. [17/04/2010 22:23:41] Luke: like, she had literally just met us... and came out with everything
  53. [17/04/2010 22:23:43] Neal: like?
  54. [17/04/2010 22:23:46] Luke: i think she's a bit messed up
  55. [17/04/2010 22:24:02] Luke: well, how you like her dressing up in a cat suit, and sent us pics of her wearing it...
  56. [17/04/2010 22:24:12] Luke: and she was asking if she could bring the cuffs with her??
  57. [17/04/2010 22:24:18] Luke: i don't really know, not into that really
  58. [17/04/2010 22:24:26] Luke: but she said it was still in her bag from your trip.. ?
  59. [17/04/2010 22:24:36] Luke: and she said she really wants to dump you, but you'll kill yourself or something ?
  60. [17/04/2010 22:24:40] Luke: so she's scared to end it
  61. [17/04/2010 22:24:53] Luke: and she said we had bigger penis'
  62. [17/04/2010 22:25:14] Luke: listen i know you must fucking hate me right now, but seriously, i really don't know you and it was just really strange how it happened
  63. [17/04/2010 22:25:18] Luke: i generally thought it was a prank
  64. [17/04/2010 22:25:29] Luke: and then she just started undressing in the back of the car... and said "who's going first?"
  65. [17/04/2010 22:25:35] Luke: i mean, can't really say no to that...
  66. [17/04/2010 22:26:04] Luke: Neal?
  67. [17/04/2010 22:26:17] Luke: talk to me mate, i really needed to get this off my chest.
  68. [17/04/2010 22:26:24] Neal: one minute
  69. [17/04/2010 22:26:39] Luke: she just MSN'd me saying to stay away from you or she's calling the police
  70. [17/04/2010 22:26:42] Luke: she's gone really weird
  71. [17/04/2010 22:27:02] Luke: if you want the chat logs mate, i can forward 'em over, you'll see how i thought it was one big wind up
  72. [17/04/2010 22:27:31] Luke: is there an issue with you believing me? or are we past that stage?
  73. [17/04/2010 22:28:05] Luke: (19:38) loves you sooooo: yeah sounds good
  74. (19:38) loves you sooooo: ill try and see what i can do
  75. (19:45) loves you sooooo: I do like you
  76. [17/04/2010 22:28:11] Luke: that was like... 3 hours ago?
  77. [17/04/2010 22:28:15] Luke: then she just flipped
  78. [17/04/2010 22:28:29] Neal: one sec im just sorting something out
  79. [17/04/2010 22:30:22] Luke: (21:31) loves you sooooo: fair enought
  80. ill bring the cuffs just incase
  81. (21:32) Kryptix: LOL
  82. are you joking
  83. (21:32) loves you sooooo: nope
  84. (21:32) Kryptix: you're keen... i'll give you that... i've never seen a girl like this before lmao
  85. (21:32) loves you sooooo: really?
  86. [17/04/2010 22:30:32] Luke: it just seemed like a prank man, this was an hour after she added me...
  87. [17/04/2010 22:31:10] Neal: brb, i need to have a muse
  88. [17/04/2010 22:31:20] Luke: what's a muse mate
  89. [17/04/2010 22:31:24] Luke: don't kill yourself dude
  90. [17/04/2010 22:31:32] Luke: keep typing to me so i know you're okay
  91. [17/04/2010 22:31:39] Neal: muse = a ponder
  92. [17/04/2010 22:34:59] Luke: Neal listen mate if you need any more information/proof or whatever... let me know, if you wanna chat, i really don't think she meant to hurt you, i think she's confused as fuck
  93. [17/04/2010 22:35:09] Luke: she's not happy with the situation with your mum controlling everything
  94. [17/04/2010 22:35:19] Luke: she basically told us everything
  95. [17/04/2010 22:42:10] Luke: Neal?
  96. [17/04/2010 22:42:13] Luke: You had a muse yet?
  97. [17/04/2010 22:42:34] Neal: its a bit fuking longer than that mate
  98. [17/04/2010 22:42:56] Luke: I'm only trying to fucking help mate. Christ.
  99. [17/04/2010 22:43:05] Neal: soz
  100. [17/04/2010 22:43:15] Neal: im not feeling to well
  101. [17/04/2010 22:43:17] Luke: Have you spoken to her?
  102. [17/04/2010 22:43:29] Neal: bit snappy today
  103. [17/04/2010 22:43:32] Neal: talking to her now
  104. [17/04/2010 22:43:40] Luke: Has she admitted to it?
  105. [17/04/2010 22:44:00] Luke: If she tries to tell you any more porkies, just let me know and I'll clarify...
  106. [17/04/2010 22:44:17] Neal: you said you had photos?
  107. [17/04/2010 22:44:30] Luke: She sent me photos of her in a cat suit...
  108. [17/04/2010 22:44:50] Luke: Uhm, I took some last night, but they came out awful as it was almost pitch black in the back of a Quattro...
  109. [17/04/2010 22:45:27] Neal: can i you send them over here so i can have a look?
  110. [17/04/2010 22:45:45] Luke: Mate, I deleted them, they were just a black blur... Do you not believe it happened?
  111. [17/04/2010 22:45:59] Neal: im a logical thinker
  112. [17/04/2010 22:46:02] Luke: I'm sure I can tell you some stuff that we'd only know if we did actually go through with it...
  113. [17/04/2010 22:46:13] Neal: i dont jump to conslusions
  114. [17/04/2010 22:46:15] Neal: like?
  115. [17/04/2010 22:46:48] Luke: Her breath stunk, and she had a fresh massive spot on her chin...
  116. [17/04/2010 22:46:49] Luke: Erm...
  117. [17/04/2010 22:47:07] Luke: To be honest, the vagina wasn't too bad but I wouldn't really wanna plough into it again. No offence.
  118. [17/04/2010 22:47:19] Luke: Is she denying it?
  119. [17/04/2010 22:47:43] Neal: shes afk atm
  120. [17/04/2010 22:48:21] Luke: Yeah, she's looking after her mum.
  121. [17/04/2010 22:48:31] Neal: was she naked at the time?
  122. [17/04/2010 22:49:01] Luke: Well, not completely, she tried to just pull her jeans half way down but being in the back of a car it wasn't really working, so I just ripped 'em off mate.
  123. [17/04/2010 22:49:06] Luke: Erm, she kept her top on though.
  124. [17/04/2010 22:49:14] Luke: But yeah, her feat reaked as well to be honest.
  125. [17/04/2010 22:49:18] Luke: feet*
  126. [17/04/2010 22:49:47] Luke: Her arse must have been compressed in those jeans, because it certainly seemed larger when it had some room.
  127. [17/04/2010 22:50:57] Neal: did you see the scar on her hip
  128. [17/04/2010 22:51:13] Luke: Yeah, it's on her right hand side.
  129. [17/04/2010 22:51:16] Luke: From her operation.
  130. [17/04/2010 22:52:48] Luke: (21:43) Kryptix: How's your vagina?
  131. (21:44) loves you sooooo: thats for u to wait and find out
  132. (21:44) loves you sooooo: lol
  133. (21:44) Kryptix: Discribe it...
  134. (21:44) loves you sooooo: wide
  135. (21:44) Kryptix: WTF?
  136. (21:45) loves you sooooo: lol
  137. (21:45) loves you sooooo: i can take a lot
  138. (21:45) Kryptix: You have a loose vagina?
  139. (21:46) loves you sooooo: not loose
  140. (21:46) loves you sooooo: but its been strecthced
  141. [17/04/2010 22:52:51] Luke: She wasn't wrong...
  142. [17/04/2010 22:53:57] Neal: was this last night
  143. [17/04/2010 22:54:22] Luke: Yeah, dropped her home around twelvish?
  144. [17/04/2010 22:57:59] Neal: what catsuit picture did she send btw?
  145. [17/04/2010 22:58:06] Neal: im curious about shit like that
  146. [17/04/2010 22:58:41] Luke: erm, didn't really notice what was in the background, but her face  was hidden
  147. [17/04/2010 22:59:08] Neal: hidden?
  148. [17/04/2010 23:00:54] Luke: like, in the mask
  149. [17/04/2010 23:00:59] Luke: in the cat suit shit
  150. [17/04/2010 23:01:02] Luke: i cudnt see it was her
  151. [17/04/2010 23:01:07] Luke: but she said it was
  152. [17/04/2010 23:01:14] Luke: and u like her in the suit and tieing her up
  153. [17/04/2010 23:01:24] Luke: but she doesnt like it when u smell after being orange at brands
  154. [17/04/2010 23:01:36] Luke: she said but she just lays there and takes it, but it puts her off.
  155. [17/04/2010 23:06:00] Neal: :/
  156. [17/04/2010 23:08:41] Neal: brb
  157. [17/04/2010 23:17:11] Luke: ok mate
  158. [17/04/2010 23:17:16] Luke: if you need to talk
  159. [17/04/2010 23:17:46] Neal: righto
  160. [17/04/2010 23:17:50] Neal: shes gone to bed
  161. [17/04/2010 23:17:52] Neal: bbl
  162. [17/04/2010 23:17:55] Luke: wtf
  163. [17/04/2010 23:17:57] Luke: has she admitted it?
  164. [17/04/2010 23:18:01] Neal: watching some TV to calm down
  165. [17/04/2010 23:18:04] Neal: no
  166. [17/04/2010 23:18:21] Luke: wtf
  167. [17/04/2010 23:18:23] Luke: she denies it?
  168. [17/04/2010 23:18:25] Luke: are you joking lol
  169. [17/04/2010 23:18:34] Neal: nope, bbs
  170. [17/04/2010 23:18:38] Luke: l8rs bro
  171. [17/04/2010 23:18:43] Neal: wanna see the qully
  172. [17/04/2010 23:18:50] Luke: ok bro
  173. [17/04/2010 23:18:55] Luke: you plough on in there
  174. [17/04/2010 23:18:56] Luke: l8rs
  175. [02:45:27] Luke: Neal mate
  176. [02:45:32] Luke: how are you
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