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"Dude, what's with the long face?" I shrugged, "Its nothing, i think i had one too many last night." Chase placed his arm around my shoulder, and then smirked at me, "Hey, as long as you're not suffering from a massive hangover, I'm cool." "The last thing I want is your mom on my case again. Geez, that woman? I still have nightmares about her." Chase continued. So my mom and my best freind don't exactly see eye to eye, but its kind of hard to when my mom is a dedicated christiaan woman and my best freind is a...well a man whore to be brutally honest.  "Shut up, my mom is not that bad.""Are you sure about that?" Chase raised his eyebrow, "Cause she's pretty strict. You'd swear she's a prison boss.""Watch it, dude! That's my mom you're talking about." We both laughed, he was right. My mom could be a pain in the ass, just ask my dad who has been married to her for the past twenty one years. I wonder how he survived all those years?Chase and I are busy cleaning up his house. After that wild party last night, everything was pretty messed up and lets just say his mom would faint if she saw her house in the state its in.I rolled my eyes at the sight of used condoms in the bathroom. This is exactly why I don't host parties. Not only do those ungrateful little bitches and bastards turn your house upside down, they have sex in your flippin beds and clean up your fridge. And not even one pitches up to help you clean up the following day, all you get for all your trouble and cleaning up after their shit is "Hey dude, that party was dope!" I finished putting everything back in its places, and picked up the black garbage bag. I was almost done with my part, now all that was left was..."Dude?" My lips parted slightly at the sound of Chase's voice. My eyes were drawn to one place, and one place only; Chase's mom's cosmetic drawer. "What the heck are you staring at?" Chase walked in, and turned his eyes to were mine were fixed. I held my gaze, "Are those your moms?""Yeah, that her cabinet.""Does you mom leave her...uhum..." I cleared my throat, and sratched my head. "her tampons...used tampons..." Chase's eyes widen with shocks and he looks away immidietly, "Oh fuck! That's the kind of shit I don't want to see or know about. And what the hell man?""Hey, they're your mom's not mine. I was just asking cause I thought they get rid of that staff after its used, well atleast I think they do.""Those aren't my moms. I've never seen used tampons in her cabinet before, they were always closed and packed away neatly" Chase said, and then walked to the door. The expression on his face made me laugh, "Get rid of those things, its disgusting!""Why should I get rid of them?""Because you found them." Chase said, almost screaming at me. He looked appaulled. I put on my gloves, and then grabbed the small box and threw it in the toilet. "What the fuck are doing?""Getting rid of them.""You can't flash them down the toilet, haven't you read the back of the box?""Why the heck would I? I don't use these things, and I've never even touched the box before."Chase glared at me, and looked over at the toilet. He sighed, "You are something else, you know that." --"Dude, do you even which alse they are in?" Chase asked as we walked into the grocery store. "I don't know, but maybe we could ask the...""Are you crazy?" Chase exploded, his face turning red in an instant as few eyes turn to look at him. "What do you suggest we do then?" After we finished cleaning, we decided to heard for the shops to buy the missing stuff, and to fill up the empty fridge. "We'll search for it." Chase said, "Now come on, lets go get the other staff."Chase grabbed a nearby shopping cart, threw in his bag and strolled casually into the store. I sighed, this is going to be a long long day."so, did you find it?" Chase asked as I join him in the line. I nodded, I  slipped the packet of tampons into the basket. Chase growled, but I simply ignored him and slipped my hand into my packets. The line wasn't very long, they were only three people infront of us, the two blonde girls in the front, the man in the middle and a old woman in front of us. Chase cleared his throat, "remind me to hide this shit next time there's a party.""sure thing."the line moved quickly. I rubbed my eyes as Chase off loaded the cart. The lady at the till smiled, although I did noticed she seemed amused. "Ah, what a sweet boy!" Excalimed the granny, who is busy packing her staff. Chase and I look at each other, and then at her. "you're buying tampons for your girlfreind, now that something you don't see everyday." Chase scratched his head, feeling slighlty uncomfortable. "Those aren't...""My husband wouldn't be caught dead with those things. He likes to say...""Woman!" Chase barked, "I said those aren't mine!" I grabbed Chase's shoulder, "Sorry, he's just not himself today. Its one of those days." The woman's eyes widen with shock, "Is he on his periods?"