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  1. ACT UNO
  2. the scene opens on a park on a bright as sunny day
  3. its summer and the sun is at the height of its arc
  4. sending rays sprawling out over the park
  5. good so far?
  6. I NEED HYPE
  7. NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
  8. [9:55] Whimsical: ITS OK LIL NIGGA
  9. [9:55] Emae: woaw
  10. fine ok
  11. ACT 2
  12. ZOOM IN ON GUY
  13. [9:55] Whimsical: GUY
  14. this is
  15. [9:55] Emae: YEA SOME GUY
  16. [9:55] Whimsical: makin me whet
  17. mm
  18. [9:55] Emae: BLACK GUY
  19. [9:55] Whimsical: wheat
  20. nice im getting wheat
  21. [9:55] Emae: HE HAS SKIN
  22. [9:55] Whimsical: mm
  23. wheAT BREAD
  24. [9:56] Emae: MM
  25. [9:56] Whimsical: WHEAT BREAD GUY
  26. NICE
  27. [9:56] Emae: so yea
  28. thats ekko if you havnt guessed
  29. anyway he's sitting on a bench
  30. under a weeping willow
  31. by a small stream of crystal water
  32. thers a small waterfall nearby that babbles incessantly
  33. like jfc shutup
  34. anyway he's reading a book
  35. hes getting really into it
  36. its not a cpr book i promise
  37. [9:57] Whimsical: y no cpr
  38. [9:58] Emae: its some classical writer
  39. ekko has taste yo
  40. or do you want him to not have taste
  41. it can be 50 shades of grey
  42. gray
  43. grey
  44. you choose
  45. it will have an impact later on
  46. so anyway hes reading and suddenly he hears footfalls on the stone path
  47. its in
  48. ib
  49. ib
  50. [9:59] Whimsical: 50sog yes
  51. its in
  52. its
  53. ...
  54. IB
  55. [9:59] Emae: ib
  56. and what were the 2 objects again?
  57. 1 was a banana
  58. [10:00] Whimsical: table
  59. CRY
  60. [10:00] Emae: omg table
  61. thats hot
  62. [10:00] Whimsical: MY FRIEND CHOSE THOSE
  63. OK
  64. LOL
  65. [10:00] Emae: same friend?
  66. thats writing or called me hot
  67. anyway so ib is walking his way
  68. and hes reading 50sog
  69. SOG
  70. he looks up
  71. ib doesnt see him right away
  72. he checks her out
  73. from head to toe
  74. MMMMM
  75. those curves he thinks
  76. to himself
  77. ofc
  78. [10:01] Whimsical: the one i was with last night
  79. FUCK U
  80. OLOL
  81. wait
  82. r curves
  83. good
  84. or ba
  85. d
  86. [10:01] Emae: uh
  87. for me at least
  88. can be good
  89. dint you say you wanted them to like curves?
  90. "Make them seem like they like curvy girls plees"
  91. you asked for it
  92. so
  93. ib continues walking for a little ways
  94. until he gathers his courage and
  95. says HEY
  96. ib looks over surpirsed
  97. what you doin he asks
  98. im just out for a stroll
  99. [10:03] Whimsical: yea
  100. sorry
  101. am self conscious
  102. [10:03] Emae: sall good
  103. they like em curvy so
  104. come over here he says
  105. why ib asks
  106. so i can get a better look at you pls
  107. omg thas creepy
  108. REWIND
  109. he sees ib walking
  110. he calls out to her
  111. HEY BABE WHAT YOU DOIN IN A PLACE LIKE THIS
  112. whats that supposed to mean
  113. ib says
  114. offended
  115. [10:05] Whimsical: LOL
  116. [10:05] Emae: then draven comes out from behind the tree
  117. shirtless
  118. with a water gun
  119. [10:05] Whimsical: wtf yes
  120. this is hot
  121. [10:06] Emae: and swim trunks
  122. [10:06] Whimsical: brb
  123. i think i need to poop
  124. [10:06] Emae: you mean get pizza ;>
  125. want me to continue or wait
  126. aight ill w8
  127. [10:10] Whimsical: ok hi
  128. it wss
  129. depressing
  130. [10:10] Emae: wait
  131. you telling me
  132. your poop depressed you
  133. ;~;
  134. [10:11] Whimsical: no
  135. my poop
  136. was
  137. depressing
  138. [10:11] Emae: ooookay
  139. on to act 4
  140. oh yea draven
  141. so
  142. draven comes out
  143. shirtless and in trunks
  144. with a water gun
  145. he sprays his watery load all over ekko
  146. that was dirty to type
  147. WTF MAN
  148. ekko says
  149. [10:12] Whimsical: LOL
  150. [10:12] Emae: his book gets soaked
  151. [10:12] Whimsical: thats hot
  152. [10:12] Emae: I WAS READING THAT
  153. he says
  154. he gets up
  155. takes off his shirt
  156. and tackles
  157. draven
  158. [10:12] Whimsical: claps
  159. [10:12] Emae: dravens reaction is to pull the water gun trigger again
  160. [10:12] Whimsical: slowly
  161. [10:12] Emae: this time
  162. [10:13] Whimsical: this is hawt
  163. [10:13] Emae: it gets you ;>
  164. [10:13] Whimsical: o
  165. hello
  166. [10:13] Emae: all over yor chest
  167. [10:13] Whimsical: LOL
  168. LOL
  169. [10:13] Emae: ALL OVER
  170. [10:13] Whimsical: ALL
  171. OVER
  172. LOL
  173. [10:13] Emae: ALL OVER
  174. [10:13] Whimsical: ALL OVER
  175. [10:13] Emae: sorry bout that
  176. he says as he wrestles with ekko
  177. oh thats uh ok
  178. you mumble
  179. watching them
  180. you are getting wet seeing their shiny bodies in the sun
  181. wrestling
  182. [10:13] Whimsical: .LOL.
  183. [10:13] Emae: with each other
  184. [10:13] Whimsical: DSFJKX
  185. [10:14] Emae: end of act 2
  186. i need a breather
  187. [10:14] Whimsical: DO i look lyk this (・∀・ )
  188. [10:14] Emae: lemme check
  189. not EXACTLY but
  190. you arent thinking much right now
  191. i guess thats close enough
  192. screw it
  193. ACT 1
  194. START
  195. as draven and ekko wrestle
  196. the roll steadily downhill towards the path
  197. that you are standing on
  198. wet
  199. both chest and pants
  200. ies
  201. they are grunting
  202. and breathing heavy
  203. idk if you like but thats what they are doin
  204. [10:16] : ekkos book flies down the hill
  205. ib looks up
  206. [10:16] Whimsical: and then i run after it
  207. and
  208. trip
  209. and
  210. [10:16] Emae: she sees varus walking away
  211. [10:16] Whimsical: land on a rock
  212. and die
  213. [10:16] Emae: he threw it
  214. VARUS
  215. [10:16] Whimsical: VARUS HI
  216. [10:16] Emae: thats not what happened
  217. no tripping
  218. yet ;>
  219. [10:17] Whimsical: :O
  220. cpr!
  221. [10:17] Emae: LOL
  222. who knows
  223. who knows.
  224. back to act 1
  225. draven and ekkos scuffle ends
  226. they are lying on the ground looking up at the sky panting
  227. you want me to make them pant more?
  228. ekko turns to you
  229. he locks eyes with you
  230. ur hot
  231. he says
  232. you blush
  233. you're not too bad yourself ib says
  234. draven looks over
  235. he is smitten
  236. they stumble over each other trying to get up
  237. [10:19] : "smitten" fuck that word is dumb
  238. oh well
  239. so where were we ekko asks
  240. up there
  241. [10:19] Whimsical: smitten
  242. LOL
  243. [10:19] Emae: ib says
  244. ekko and draven both laugh dumbly
  245. DUMBLY I SAY
  246. both their gazes drift down
  247. south
  248. if you know what i mean
  249. slowly
  250. [10:20] Whimsical: dumbly
  251. wait
  252. SOUTH
  253. ON WHO
  254. [10:20] Emae: SOUTH
  255. [10:20] Whimsical: varus
  256. cpr
  257. OL
  258. [10:20] Emae: LOLOL
  259. south on u
  260. varus left already
  261. hes mine
  262. [10:20] Whimsical: omg thats hot
  263. [10:20] Emae: hes coming to me
  264. [10:20] Whimsical: tell varus
  265. i say hi
  266. :)
  267. [10:20] Emae: nope
  268. hes gone
  269. [10:20] Whimsical: (・∀・ )(・∀・ )
  270. OM
  271. D:
  272. [10:20] Emae: gone shopping
  273. [10:20] Whimsical: (・∀・ )
  274. [10:20] Emae: for me
  275. all for me
  276. [10:20] Whimsical: omg hot
  277. for
  278. lube
  279. [10:20] Emae: yeah
  280. lots of it
  281. [10:20] Whimsical: hoy
  282. [10:20] Emae: buckets
  283. [10:20] Whimsical: hot
  284. LOL
  285. [10:20] Emae: of lube
  286. [10:20] Whimsical: EW'
  287. 800 LBS OF LUBE
  288. [10:21] Emae: LOL
  289. literally a ton of lube
  290. he hires a trucker
  291. [10:21] Whimsical: hot
  292. LOL
  293. [10:21] Emae: by the name of graves
  294. mm
  295. [10:21] Whimsical: KIKREWDFJM
  296. [10:21] Emae: water gun
  297. etc
  298. BACK TO ACT 1
  299. your story sry not mine
  300. [10:21] Whimsical: ok hot
  301. [10:21] Emae: so
  302. [10:21] Whimsical: is ok bro
  303. [10:21] Emae: their gazes
  304. drift south
  305. ON YOU
  306. you catch them ofc and you cover up the IMPORTANT BITS
  307. PERVS
  308. you say
  309. [10:22] Whimsical: pervs r hot
  310. tbis is
  311. good
  312. ily
  313. [10:22] Emae: lol
  314. then they do a couple magics tricks
  315. magicians are sxy
  316. SORRY
  317. they both apologize
  318. at once
  319. in unison
  320. like a choir
  321. of pervs
  322. ofc they arent sry
  323. [10:23] Whimsical: LOL
  324. [10:23] Emae: you're stilling staring
  325. you point out
  326. you arn't that annoyed
  327. ybh
  328. tbh
  329. you're getting wetter
  330. draven points out
  331. he isnt annoyed
  332. ekko chuckles
  333. [10:23] Whimsical: no 1 is annoyed
  334. LOL
  335. THE
  336. CHUCKLE
  337. HNGG
  338. [10:24] Emae: lol nobody is the loser in this scenario
  339. everyone is a winner
  340. especially varus
  341. and me and graves
  342. anyway
  343. [10:24] Whimsical: zlut<3
  344. (・∀・ )
  345. [10:24] Emae: back to the chuckle
  346. literally 1 ton of lube
  347. [10:24] Whimsical: hot
  348. omg
  349. hng
  350. [10:25] Emae: draven picks up his water gun
  351. and sprays another watery load
  352. except this is full on facial
  353. on u
  354. u like?
  355. [10:25] Whimsical: i like
  356. no
  357. i
  358. love
  359. [10:25] Emae: gud
  360. holy shit this isnt related
  361. but
  362. 5th harmony ad on youtube
  363. <3
  364. 2 minutes of question answering
  365. mm
  366. ANYWAY SRY
  367. [10:26] Whimsical: ur so ratchet
  368. LOL
  369. [10:26] Emae: i am
  370. so draven is sparying u
  371. spraying
  372. your shirt is a bit wet
  373. ekko points out
  374. fuckin ekko, real
  375. maube i should take it off
  376. ib suggests
  377. all in favor of shirtless ib
  378. draven asks
  379. 3 votes
  380. unanimous
  381. [10:28] Whimsical: I
  382. LOL
  383. I
  384. VOTED
  385. YES
  386. LOL
  387. [10:28] Emae: LOL
  388. [10:28] Whimsical: I WOULD
  389. SO
  390. DO
  391. THAT
  392. CRY
  393. <3
  394. [10:28] Emae: its a warm day tbh
  395. i dont blame you
  396. LOL
  397. so
  398. shirtless ib and draven
  399. shirted but sweaty ekko
  400. your turn
  401. ib says
  402. he SMIRKS
  403. he takes his shirt off smoothly
  404. he practiced before you can tell
  405. [10:29] Whimsical: lol
  406. HE
  407. P
  408. WHAT A SLUT
  409. [10:30] Emae: a moment passes before
  410. everyone is all over each other
  411. hands are flyin every which way
  412. skin on skin
  413. [10:30] Whimsical: omf
  414. xD
  415. I
  416. LOL
  417. [10:30] Emae: end of act 0
  418. gotta take a breather
  419. whew
  420. this is gunna heat up
  421. soon
  422. i promise
  423. [10:32] Whimsical: wytf yes
  424. [10:32] Emae: there is a pause amongst the chaos of love
  425. dude that sounded so prenentious
  426. pretentious
  427. protentious?
  428. idk
  429. this is amazing draven says
  430. why dont we take this up a level
  431. ib suggests
  432. [10:33] Whimsical: LOL
  433. [10:33] Emae: hell yeah
  434. [10:33] Whimsical: EIKSJFDM
  435. LOL
  436. [10:33] Emae: ekko says
  437. ekko spots
  438. guess what
  439. a table
  440. not too far away
  441. omg a table
  442. why a table
  443. lets go have some...... lunch draven says
  444. if you know what i mean
  445. [10:34] Whimsical: (OK DOES THIS MAKE SENSE: you can only do what you say you can")
  446. omg
  447. yes
  448. Y
  449. I
  450. LOVE
  451. FOOD
  452. [10:34] Emae: and yea
  453. [10:34] Whimsical: can we have like
  454. sandwiches
  455. [10:34] Emae: it makes sense
  456. [10:34] Whimsical: :(
  457. [10:34] Emae: oh no
  458. [10:34] Whimsical: ok ty
  459. <3
  460. [10:34] Emae: you are having
  461. [10:34] Whimsical: y not
  462. [10:34] Emae: banannas
  463. [10:34] Whimsical: o
  464. [10:34] Emae: bananas
  465. [10:34] Whimsical: ok
  466. y not
  467. [10:34] Emae: bannanas
  468. [10:34] Whimsical: popsicles
  469. bananas
  470. [10:34] Emae: sry your friend said bananas
  471. so
  472. idk tho draven might buy an ice cream if you want
  473. ask him later
  474. now
  475. you all
  476. somehow
  477. manage to kiss your way over to the table
  478. idk how you guys managed that shit
  479. real
  480. but you do
  481. [10:35] Whimsical: IM
  482. LOL
  483. I IMAGED
  484. THAT
  485. [10:35] Emae: is that your lunchbox in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
  486. [10:35] Whimsical: WTF
  487. LOL
  488. [10:35] Emae: ib says
  489. [10:35] Whimsical: LOL
  490. [10:35] Emae: as she sees dravens shorts
  491. act
  492. it is a lunchbox
  493. he pulls it out
  494. wtf why were you keepng a lunchbox in there
  495. ekko says
  496. idk man there way room so..
  497. he opens the box
  498. its like 50 banaas
  499. bananas
  500. forgot an n
  501. thats hawt
  502. ib says
  503. i kno it
  504. draven says
  505. now you manage to kiss your way onto the table
  506. and draven pulls out a banana
  507. [10:37] Whimsical: OMG
  508. soraka
  509. [10:37] Emae: the first
  510. [10:37] Whimsical: helo
  511. [10:37] Emae: of 50
  512. soraka walks by
  513. she like wtf
  514. [10:37] Whimsical: hi
  515. soraka
  516. [10:37] Emae: and leaves fast
  517. [10:37] Whimsical: tell her
  518. i say hi
  519. [10:37] Emae: she runs
  520. [10:37] Whimsical: no
  521. NO
  522. [10:37] Emae: RUNS
  523. [10:37] Whimsical: I WANNA
  524. SAY HIO
  525. WTF
  526. [10:37] Emae: FAR AWAY
  527. [10:37] Whimsical: BITCH
  528. OMG
  529. WTF
  530. WHT A SLUT
  531. [10:37] Emae: YOU ARE SHOUTING AFTER HER
  532. she gets a little wet but nope
  533. [10:37] Whimsical: LIL NIGGA
  534. [10:37] Emae: too bad
  535. [10:37] Whimsical: ;(
  536. no
  537. no
  538. omg
  539. shes
  540. hot
  541. wtf
  542. i
  543. love
  544. bestiality
  545. LOOL
  546. [10:38] Emae: alright fine
  547. IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH
  548. [10:38] Whimsical: no if its
  549. too hard
  550. 4 u
  551. its ok
  552. [10:38] Emae: BLITZ APPEARS IN THE BUSH NEARBY
  553. AND HOOKS HER
  554. HAHAHA HE LAUGHS LIKE A ROBOT
  555. HE PULLS DOWN HIS ROBOT ASS PANTS
  556. COME HERE HE COMMANDS
  557. [10:38] Whimsical: WT
  558. LOL
  559. [10:38] Emae: LIKE A BOSS
  560. [10:38] Whimsical: BYE
  561. BYE
  562. LOL
  563. OLOLOOL
  564. [10:38] Emae: REWIND JK
  565. [10:38] Whimsical: LOL
  566. [10:38] Emae: THATS A BAD IDEA
  567. so soraka runs far away
  568. *clop *clop *clops
  569. cuz she has hooves
  570. or whatever
  571. caught in the moment
  572. you take off your pants
  573. and dravens
  574. and ekkos
  575. wtf how did you do that so fast
  576. must've been soraka
  577. [10:39] Whimsical: im
  578. [10:39] Emae: ekko and draven are impressed
  579. [10:40] Whimsical: so fas
  580. fat
  581. fat
  582. fat
  583. fast
  584. [10:40] Emae: CURVY
  585. THEY LOVE IT
  586. [10:40] Whimsical: im
  587. im
  588. sanic
  589. OMG
  590. YE
  591. SPLS
  592. ;_;
  593. [10:40] Emae: EKKO AND DRAVEN DONT HAVE CHUBS
  594. THEY HAVE 12 FT DICKS
  595. COCKS
  596. WHACHAMUCALLITS
  597. anyway they playfully smack you a bit
  598. wtf
  599. is that hot
  600. or fuckin weird
  601. [10:42] Whimsical: LOL
  602. LIOLKERODSFL
  603. SUCK MY ASS ALEX
  604. CHUBS
  605. BR
  606. RJDK,
  607. lOL
  608. [10:42] Emae: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (laughs robotically)
  609. CLASSIC ALEX MAN
  610. always so funny and hot amirite
  611. anyway
  612. back to the smacking
  613. jfc
  614. SMACKING
  615. they think you like it
  616. idk you might
  617. no judging here
  618. i cant tell from where im narrating tho
  619. yea you like that?
  620. draven asks
  621. i cant hear the asnwer so idk if she likes it
  622. [10:43] Whimsical: i just
  623. KIK
  624. LOL*
  625. as long as i get their dicks i luv it
  626. lil nigg
  627. [10:44] Emae: slut > lil nigg foreal
  628. i am white af
  629. so
  630. smacking
  631. everybody is fully naked mkay
  632. in the nude
  633. ay naturale
  634. au
  635. you ready for THE DICKS
  636. draven asks
  637. [10:45] Whimsical: au naturale
  638. LOL
  639. YA
  640. YA
  641. I
  642. WAS
  643. BORN
  644. READY
  645. [10:45] Emae: omg thas gross
  646. fresh out
  647. the vag
  648. LET ME HAVE EM
  649. [10:46] Whimsical: KIK
  650. LOL&
  651. [10:46] Emae: draven is the first to penetrate u
  652. [10:46] Whimsical: ow
  653. [10:46] Emae: he looks into your eyes
  654. his eyes chuckles and smirk
  655. [10:46] Whimsical: ow
  656. my
  657. virginity
  658. [10:46] Emae: you die a bit inside
  659. [10:46] Whimsical: rip
  660. EKKO
  661. [10:46] Emae: of joy
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