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- >Day Groose in Equestria.
- >You are Anonymous, and fucking Groose pulled you into a portal as it swallowed both of you up.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZGm1_b8oY0
- >Now both of you are stuck in a magical land of talking horses.
- >Fucking Groose.
- “Well, looks like I’m stuck here with you.”
- >You groan, facepalming.
- >He looks around comically, before pointing dramatically at a small, purple pony approaching the two of you. “WHAT IS THAT?!”
- “It looks like a-”
- >”I’M GONNA RIDE IT!”
- “Ugh, Groose, I don’t think-”
- >”FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT!”
- >He runs toward the pony before leaping up into the air and landing on the pony’s back.
- >Well, that went better than expect-
- >The pony’s back snaps and she collapses to the ground under that fat fuck.
- >You walk up to him, a look of disappointment on your face.
- “Well, looks like you fucked up again, Groose.”
- >”Hah, u jus jelly cuz my hair is cooler then urs, I hit on ur gurlfran, I hid ur loftwyng when u wernt lookin, i gotz bigger bawms, my muscls r bigger, I can bench press 100 times ur weight, I can drank u unda tha tabl, my dik is liek so much bigger, amd lets not 4get asdfdsadsadsffsdaffddsfsafsfsdafsfadfadsfdfsfaffdsafsfsfa…”
- >Today was a Groose day.
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- >Day more fucking Groose in Equestria.
- >You and Groose have survived the past few days in the forest, but you don't know how long you will last.
- >You could care less if he lived, but your own well-being was at stake, so he's just coming along.
- >As you reach the edge of the forest, the two of you spot a cottage.
- >"WHOA, WHAT'S THAT?!" he points at the cottage.
- "Groose, I don't think that's-"
- >"LET'S GO!" he shouts, grabbing you by the shirt collar and speeding off towards the cottage, you dragging behind him.
- >Damn, this guy is huge, but he sure can run...
- >He stops at the door and slams you into it multiple times, using your head as a knocker.
- >You're dizzy, and you suddenly collapse, blacking out.
- >You wake up a few hours later, in a total daze.
- >It's dark.
- >Wait... where's Groose?
- >You hear whimpering in the corner.
- >"It... it did things to me..." you hear Groose's voice whimpering.
- "What did-"
- >The door slams open, and another one of those small ponies is standing there.
- >Yellow with pink hair. What's with the color scheme here?
- >Wait, what's that in her hand...?
- >A chainsaw?
- >Oh god.
- >"Are severed limbs your fetish?"
- >Fucking Groose.
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