<HoeHunter> ok so here is what happened
<HoeHunter> i got a new car today
<HoeHunter> so obviously i went and drove it really fast
<HoeHunter> and i got pulled over for THE SPEEDING
<HoeHunter> and the cop comes over, he was probably like 25
<HoeHunter> and was like "you know how fast you were going"
<HoeHunter> and i was like "nigga im flying out here"
<HoeHunter> ok i didnt actually say that
<HoeHunter> but i did say "probably a bit too fast, officer"
<HoeHunter> and he was like "you were doing 70 in a 45"
<HoeHunter> but then he was like "thats a fresh whip you got, you just get it?" (i had the temp plates on)
<HoeHunter> and i was like "yes sir, just got it today"
<HoeHunter> and he was like "alright im gonna let you off with a warning then"
<HoeHunter> and HE LET ME GO!
<HoeHunter> I LOVE THE COPS