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- 1. Million Dollars, But… Whenever someone insults you
- 2. Million Dollars, But… Whenever someone hugs you
- 3. Million Dollars, But… Whenever you see a cat
- 4. Million Dollars, But… Any time you move faster than 50 miles per hour
- 5. Million Dollars, But… Any time you meet someone
- 6. Million Dollars, But… When ever you break eye contact with someone
- 7. Million Dollars, But… Every time someone says that they love you
- 8. Million Dollars, But… Any time you use an electronic device
- 9. Million Dollars, But… Every time you stub your toe
- 10. Million Dollars, But… Any time you drop something
- 11. Million Dollars, But… When ever you eat fruit
- 12. Million Dollars, But… Every time you see a billboard
- 13. Million Dollars, But… When ever someone lies to you
- 14. Million Dollars, But… Every time you sneeze
- 15. Million Dollars, But… When ever someone says your name
- 16. Million Dollars, But… Every time you cry
- 17. Million Dollars, But… Any time you say “like” or “um”
- 18. Million Dollars, But… When ever you stop at a stop light
- 19. Million Dollars, But… When ever you masturbate
- 20. Million Dollars, But… When ever you hear your crush’s voice
- 21. Million Dollars, But… Every time you think of _
- 22. Million Dollars, But… When ever you smell _
- 23. Million Dollars, But… Every time you hear _
- 24. Million Dollars, But… When ever you see _
- 25. Million Dollars, But… When ever you see an image of _
- Gold
- 1. You contribute to the extinction of an endangered species
- 2. You attempt armed robbery
- 3. You must add #NaziPride to your next social media post
- 4. You lose functionality of one body part
- 5. You must caress the nearest stranger
- 6. You have to shave your head
- 7. You sneeze earthworms
- 8. You have to hunt all the food you eat, including vegetables that will run away from you
- 9. Your gums bleed profusely
- 10. You hear nonstop saxophone
- 11. You have sudden diarrhea
- 12. You have halitosis that smells like rotten flesh
- 13. Your teeth are replaced with marshmallows
- 14. Your umbilical cord regenerates
- 15. A stranger pukes on you
- 16. Our shoes are filled with pudding
- 17. You become microscopic for two minutes
- 18. Bees swarm and sting anyone near you (but not you)
- 19. Your skin turns clear, showing all your internal muscles and organs
- 20. Your hands are covered in cactus needles
- 21. You sweat old, inedible queso
- 22. You can only speak in rhyme
- 23. You are paralyzed for five minutes
- 24. You are covered in invisible spider webs
- 25. A deranged clown chases you
- 26. You must stare at a picture of _ naked for five minutes
- 27. You transform into _
- 28. You will suddenly be covered in _
- 29. The taste of _ fills your mouth
- 30. _ follows you around for the rest of the day
- 31. You have to punt a _
- 32. _ receives $2 million
- 33. Every song you hear sounds like its being sung by _
- 34. You sing the song “_” by “_” at the top of your lungs
- 35. You have to publicly profess your love for_
- 36. Your entire existence is defined by your love of _
- 37. You and everyone around you hears the song _
- 38. You uncontrollably vomit _
- 39. You have to spend 30 minutes alone in a room with _
- 40. Everyone on Earth transforms into _ for an hour
- 41. You must butcher the lyrics to the national anthem at a major sporting event
- 42. Your farts are visible
- 43. You become instantly drunk
- 44. Your body hair grows eight inches instantly
- 45. A little bit of fluid leaks out of every orifice on your body
- 46. A child witnesses their pet get hit by a car
- 47. The woman closest to you gets pregnant
- 48. You have to have sex with the person to your left
- 49. You’re sent back in time and must become the catalyst for your parents falling in love or you will cease to exist
- 50. Everyone treats you like you’re racist no matter what you say
- 51. You strip naked and run through the streets, screaming incoherently
- 52. You clog the next toilet you use
- 53. Your absolute worst memory flashes before your eyes
- 54. You can only taste the last non-food thing you touched
- 55. You instantly become allergic to whatever is closest to you
- 56. You have a horrifying robot voice
- 57. You change gender
- 58. You have to relocate to another city for 48 hours
- 59. You have to box the current heavyweight world champ
- 60. A risqué photo of your mother or father goes viral on the web
- 61. You shout out a racial slur
- 62. Your voice sounds like you just inhaled a lot of helium
- 63. All of your fingers and toes turn into ejaculating penises
- 64. Your genitals whistle
- 65. The next three things you touch retain their shape but turn into feces
- 66. The floor becomes lava
- 67. You must take off your clothing while screaming that you are the messiah
- 68. You have to ask the 10 closest strangers what their gender is
- 69. You make the cunnilingus gesture to the next police officer you see
- 70. You have to drink a glass of curdled milk
- 71. You openly ogle everyone’s crotch
- 72. You experience the sensation of intense labor pains
- 73. You gain 10 pounds
- 74. You have to bury a dead animal in our yard, in view of a neighbor’s window
- 75. Your anus becomes home to a village of tiny people
- MDB regular
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