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  1. MDB Expansion
  2. Black
  3. 1. Million Dollars, But… Whenever someone insults you
  4. 2. Million Dollars, But… Whenever someone hugs you
  5. 3. Million Dollars, But… Whenever you see a cat
  6. 4. Million Dollars, But… Any time you move faster than 50 miles per hour
  7. 5. Million Dollars, But… Any time you meet someone
  8. 6. Million Dollars, But… When ever you break eye contact with someone
  9. 7. Million Dollars, But… Every time someone says that they love you
  10. 8. Million Dollars, But… Any time you use an electronic device
  11. 9. Million Dollars, But… Every time you stub your toe
  12. 10. Million Dollars, But… Any time you drop something
  13. 11. Million Dollars, But… When ever you eat fruit
  14. 12. Million Dollars, But… Every time you see a billboard
  15. 13. Million Dollars, But… When ever someone lies to you
  16. 14. Million Dollars, But… Every time you sneeze
  17. 15. Million Dollars, But… When ever someone says your name
  18. 16. Million Dollars, But… Every time you cry
  19. 17. Million Dollars, But… Any time you say “like” or “um”
  20. 18. Million Dollars, But… When ever you stop at a stop light
  21. 19. Million Dollars, But… When ever you masturbate
  22. 20. Million Dollars, But… When ever you hear your crush’s voice
  23. 21. Million Dollars, But… Every time you think of _
  24. 22. Million Dollars, But… When ever you smell _
  25. 23. Million Dollars, But… Every time you hear _
  26. 24. Million Dollars, But… When ever you see _
  27. 25. Million Dollars, But… When ever you see an image of _
  28. Gold
  29. 1. You contribute to the extinction of an endangered species
  30. 2. You attempt armed robbery
  31. 3. You must add #NaziPride to your next social media post
  32. 4. You lose functionality of one body part
  33. 5. You must caress the nearest stranger
  34. 6. You have to shave your head
  35. 7. You sneeze earthworms
  36. 8. You have to hunt all the food you eat, including vegetables that will run away from you
  37. 9. Your gums bleed profusely
  38. 10. You hear nonstop saxophone
  39. 11. You have sudden diarrhea
  40. 12. You have halitosis that smells like rotten flesh
  41. 13. Your teeth are replaced with marshmallows
  42. 14. Your umbilical cord regenerates
  43. 15. A stranger pukes on you
  44. 16. Our shoes are filled with pudding
  45. 17. You become microscopic for two minutes
  46. 18. Bees swarm and sting anyone near you (but not you)
  47. 19. Your skin turns clear, showing all your internal muscles and organs
  48. 20. Your hands are covered in cactus needles
  49. 21. You sweat old, inedible queso
  50. 22. You can only speak in rhyme
  51. 23. You are paralyzed for five minutes
  52. 24. You are covered in invisible spider webs
  53. 25. A deranged clown chases you
  54. 26. You must stare at a picture of _ naked for five minutes
  55. 27. You transform into _
  56. 28. You will suddenly be covered in _
  57. 29. The taste of _ fills your mouth
  58. 30. _ follows you around for the rest of the day
  59. 31. You have to punt a _
  60. 32. _ receives $2 million
  61. 33. Every song you hear sounds like its being sung by _
  62. 34. You sing the song “_” by “_” at the top of your lungs
  63. 35. You have to publicly profess your love for_
  64. 36. Your entire existence is defined by your love of _
  65. 37. You and everyone around you hears the song _
  66. 38. You uncontrollably vomit _
  67. 39. You have to spend 30 minutes alone in a room with _
  68. 40. Everyone on Earth transforms into _ for an hour
  69. 41. You must butcher the lyrics to the national anthem at a major sporting event
  70. 42. Your farts are visible
  71. 43. You become instantly drunk
  72. 44. Your body hair grows eight inches instantly
  73. 45. A little bit of fluid leaks out of every orifice on your body
  74. 46. A child witnesses their pet get hit by a car
  75. 47. The woman closest to you gets pregnant
  76. 48. You have to have sex with the person to your left
  77. 49. You’re sent back in time and must become the catalyst for your parents falling in love or you will cease to exist
  78. 50. Everyone treats you like you’re racist no matter what you say
  79. 51. You strip naked and run through the streets, screaming incoherently
  80. 52. You clog the next toilet you use
  81. 53. Your absolute worst memory flashes before your eyes
  82. 54. You can only taste the last non-food thing you touched
  83. 55. You instantly become allergic to whatever is closest to you
  84. 56. You have a horrifying robot voice
  85. 57. You change gender
  86. 58. You have to relocate to another city for 48 hours
  87. 59. You have to box the current heavyweight world champ
  88. 60. A risqué photo of your mother or father goes viral on the web
  89. 61. You shout out a racial slur
  90. 62. Your voice sounds like you just inhaled a lot of helium
  91. 63. All of your fingers and toes turn into ejaculating penises
  92. 64. Your genitals whistle
  93. 65. The next three things you touch retain their shape but turn into feces
  94. 66. The floor becomes lava
  95. 67. You must take off your clothing while screaming that you are the messiah
  96. 68. You have to ask the 10 closest strangers what their gender is
  97. 69. You make the cunnilingus gesture to the next police officer you see
  98. 70. You have to drink a glass of curdled milk
  99. 71. You openly ogle everyone’s crotch
  100. 72. You experience the sensation of intense labor pains
  101. 73. You gain 10 pounds
  102. 74. You have to bury a dead animal in our yard, in view of a neighbor’s window
  103. 75. Your anus becomes home to a village of tiny people
  104. MDB regular
  105. Black
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