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  1. The Adventures of GermanBueno: A Wrinkle in my Foreskin (Also, Timefucking)
  2. By: Heraclitus
  3. Foreword by: Dr. Sarah Pay-a-nigger, dumbshit extraordinaire (PhD)(M.D)
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  5.     I have masturbated with many a good turtle-penis-ass-cock-nigger-tits in my lifetime, but none captivates the imagination more than the combined efforts of every Greek philosopher known to human kind. Before the story begins, I would like tell a story, that may not only affect (wrong type?) your life, but also your erections. It all began after being assraped by Lucifer, (that fiend wouldn't even let me use my menstrual-blood as lube.) The end. Anyway, an ass-thumping good read. I recommend it 100%... Also, I suck cocks and sometimes fuck preschoolers. This book really does have some really deep motherfuckin' ass-tits tense changes, that will really fuck you in the scrotum-hair. >>>>It's like we are watching some fucking fuck by Quentin Tarantino or shit.<<<< That shit is important, remember that.
  6.     >>HOW TO GET ASSHAIR OUT OF VAGINA DISCHARGE
  7.     >>>Whoops, thought this was Google.
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  9. It all began when you were tearing off your clothes, exposing your diamond-encrusted, mealworm-infested, nipples. As you began to slowly, but surely, remove your anal dildo-clocks you realized how your father, Mr. quadraticsupergiganticmegagiganigga III had no penis. Or so you say, before we met here, at the local future shop. I found you passed out on the ground after trying to stretch your gaping cavity of an ass-rectum over a parking meter while jerking-off on the old women's homeless people in the area. I remember as I will get out of my car, a yellow, pus-ridden, KFC's jizz-stream will have a small chance of appearing out of a small child. However, you will not be; alarm yourself, for in reality, this is the calling. I realized how I had to go investigate it, and as You slowly stepped into the establishment, I remembered how You will have been not going to the not KFC. But only on Tuesday. That is when things got out of control... I remember before I blacked out and we will wake up in your rape cave you began unzipping your pants and sitting on both of your anuses while you are beginning to tickle the underside of your nuts with your pointer fingers.
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  11. "Take my nipples, and EXTEND THEM!" German Bueno would have been saying as you complied with the order.
  12. "I will tried, my master."
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  14. As Nassee slowly was ripping off my dickpants, you pulled your shit covered thumbs out and fed the feces to me. Unfortunately, I couldn't eat it off because earlier, we were to be cutting the tips of your fingers off and had mashed them to bits with Popsicle sticks.  The semen-ridden remains of your fingers hardly had an effect on my prostate-juices while I slowly sucked on your toes, (However, I do not forget credit where it is due, your semen was splendidly dry and dusty that day.) While I would have been sucking, you will be, with your dwarven stature, slowly having gone to the store in order to have been picking up tomatoes, we were to have known that, they obviously were to not be used as newer anal-beads.
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  16. "YES. ARF-ARF-ARF MY... MY TOURETTES, IT'S REPLENISHED. HOLY ARF-ARF-ARF DICKMUNCHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NIGGERCOCKS, ARF-ARF-ARF-ARF-ARF-ARF styled tomatoes are mother-penising delicous.
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  18. MEANWHILE, IN AUSTRIA.
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  20. Hitler slowly raised his eyebrow, before staring at his lead officer.
  21. "What do you mean (Nassee says: ARF-ARF-ARF) I will be unable to rape your mother?"
  22. "Sir, it's simply that, she's dead. How do you rape a dead women?"
  23. "Shut the cuntsucking midget niggers up, you slut. And, give me your mother. I will revitalize her and begin to slowly penetrate her nipples."
  24. "You do realise that my mother is Nassee, the sex-goddess of greekenpenises?"
  25. "What the flying fuck are you talking about?"
  26. "You want to rape my dead mother, do you not? After all, why else would you store her body, and slowly encapsulate it with Adolf-Semen?"
  27. "Shut up, no quiero oir estas pendejadas. Ahora, vayase de aqui, antes que te mate."
  28. "wat"
  29. Hitler's KOMMANDANT, not realizing that Hitler was slowly revitalizing Nassee during this ARF-ARF-ARF-ing time, was then killed.
  30. "Du bist ein zwitter, niggah."
  31. With that being said, Nassee awoke, and walked up to Hitler, her Nipple-Thong dangling out as her nipples swayed from side-to-side
  32. "Take me, my ARF-ARF-ARF, SEXMASTER Dickus the Niggerly. Impregnate my body with your jews and take me on a flying-scrotum trip happy-go-lucky-super-fun-time-centre"
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  34. EDITORS NOTE: LULZ JEWS INSTEAD OF JUICE. AS IN MAN-JUICE. AS IN SEMEN
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  36. "I will do as you please"
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  38. <FAST FORWARD (Bitches)>
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  40. "This is (a triumph) the end GermanBueno, the covenant will stand for this NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO longer. The council feared you were growing too quickly...The  fate of the earth can NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO longer be put in a panty-bunch for your reckless actions"
  41. Nassee flicked her lice-infested armpit hair back and forth as she pulled the smoking HORSECOCK from her 5 sizes too-small thong. The aircraft carrier formed by her pubic hair was almost distracting enough that the flying-compact-jizz-pellet-shot-from-pistol could barely be seen flying from the end of the barrel. Good thing my love for Nassee is stronger than that of small nigger-tits.
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  43. LULZ WAIT UNTIL BOOK 4, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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