mra.txt

20:32:54: <DM_Organator> 4ADVENTURERS
20:32:57: <DM_Organator> 4PREPARE THINESELVES
20:33:23: Sacred_Mountain_Monk folds arms and begins warm ups
20:33:56: <ChefDragas> Roll my intelligence to set the clock to 4am
20:34:11: <DM_Organator> 4That is not an intelligence roll.
20:34:15: RocketKnight equips air-proof goggles
20:34:18: <DM_Organator> 4Is everyone ready?
20:34:21: <DM_Organator> 4Say aye if you are.
20:34:23: <ChefDragas> Then what kind of roll is that?
20:34:26: <WindMageSymmy> eya
20:34:31: <Ted_ThePeasant> Yeah.
20:34:33: <DM_Organator> 4That's a 'not a stat' roll.
20:34:35: <RocketKnight> 2Aye.
20:34:37: <DM_Organator> 4Pick a color, you fuckers.
20:34:44: <DM_Organator> 4I am not wading through six different shades of black.
20:34:46: <WindMageSymmy> 15Alright.
20:34:55: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1hm
20:34:59: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3K
20:35:02: <WindMageSymmy> 15This is a color befitting for wind
20:35:13: <DM_Organator> 4Okay.
20:35:21: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1 6 different shades of black
20:35:21: <WindMageSymmy> 0THIS IS EVEN BETTER
20:35:26: <DM_Organator> 4Symmy.
20:35:28: <DM_Organator> 4Come on.
20:35:28: <ChefDragas> Jokes on you, I can't pick a color.
20:35:32: <WindMageSymmy> 0Whaaat?
20:35:35: <DM_Organator> 4Then you are black.
20:35:38: <DM_Organator> 4No one else can be black.
20:35:42: <ChefDragas> HA!
20:35:44: <DM_Organator> 4Sorry, Purp.
20:35:48: <DM_Organator> 4You have to get the surgery.
20:35:49: <WindMageSymmy> 12Is this taken?
20:35:49: <WindMageSymmy> 12NOPE?
20:35:51: <WindMageSymmy> 12MINE!
20:36:21: <RocketKnight> 2Hue.
20:36:45: <Melibar> 10Alrighty
20:37:06: <Melibar> 10aye
20:37:13: <DM_Organator> 4No seriously, everyone just give a one line confirmation that you are ready
20:37:18: <WindMageSymmy> 12Uguu~.
20:37:19: <DM_Organator> 4Otherwise I have to make a checklist or something
20:37:21: <DM_Organator> 4That's fine
20:37:27: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar and Symmy are ready
20:37:38: <DM_Organator> 4Waiting on Ted, Rocket, Sacred and Dragas.
20:37:45: <ChefDragas> B-Baka, it's not like I'm not ready or anything.
20:37:49: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1breaths and out and gets in a ready stance
20:37:50: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3I'm here.
20:37:53: <RocketKnight> 2B-but I already said Aye
20:37:54: <Melibar> 10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAIAET2e2y8
20:38:03: <RocketKnight> 14>Two people using Blue
20:38:07: <RocketKnight> 14This won't do.
20:38:09: <DM_Organator> 4Too bad, Purp.
20:38:13: <DM_Organator> 4You just said it again.
20:38:18: <DM_Organator> 4Okay, everyone is ready.
20:38:21: <DM_Organator> 4Starting in 5
20:38:22: <Melibar> 10>using the same one as windmage
20:38:22: <DM_Organator> 4 4
20:38:24: <DM_Organator> 4 3
20:38:25: <DM_Organator> 4 2
20:38:26: <DM_Organator> 4 1
20:38:55: <DM_Organator> 4IT IS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT IN YE OLDE TAVERNE. Ye merry band of adventurers are getting tanked.
20:39:15: <DM_Organator> 4Original setting, do not steal.
20:39:27: <Melibar> 10:3
20:39:30: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1is practicing drunken fist style in an empty corner of the tavern
20:39:39: RocketKnight 14stands on the sidelines, acting as designated driver. Drinking's below a knight of my rank.
20:39:58: <RocketKnight> 14"Are you done here? This place is cheap."
20:39:59: <ChefDragas> Roll to cook some pudding.
20:40:04: <DM_Organator> 4A peasant other than Ted splashes Knight in the face with a mug full of beer.
20:40:13: <DM_Organator> 4"Oi, sourpuss! Join in the festivities!"
20:40:25: <RocketKnight> 14"Gah!"
20:40:26: Melibar 10is sitting against the wall with his head down
20:40:28: <ChefDragas> COOK SOME PUDDING
20:40:29: <DM_Organator> 4 71. Dragas burns his pudding.
20:40:38: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I remeber' when drinkin' was me only source of happiness, m'Lord."
20:40:39: <ChefDragas> B-But I have 10?
20:40:52: RocketKnight 14wipes the beer off the helmet. "Nah. I'm only here to make sure people ain't killing eachother over beer."
20:40:54: <DM_Organator> 4I use the 70 rule.
20:40:58: <DM_Organator> 4To avoid OP bullshit.
20:41:04: <ChefDragas> Ah.
20:41:08: <DM_Organator> 4It still matters.
20:41:22: <DM_Organator> 4Just not as much. Having a skill higher than 7 means failing leads to less catastrophic results.
20:41:44: <ChefDragas> I see.
20:41:51: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1walks over to knight
20:41:54: <DM_Organator> 4SUDDENLY, YONDER SPECTRE APPEARS IN THE JOLLY LIGHT OF THE TAVERN. A silver, pulsing light bursts into existence. Sparks fall onto the tables below.
20:42:00: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"hey be my sparring partner!"
20:42:04: <DM_Organator> 4It emanates a loud groaning.
20:42:04: <ChefDragas> "what kind of festivities do you hold, kind one?"
20:42:19: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Wats dis, m'lords?"
20:42:20: <RocketKnight> 14"Later. Something's going down."
20:42:29: <DM_Organator> 4"Ye Olde Taverne," groans the light.
20:42:38: <DM_Organator> 4"At last. It has been too long."
20:42:38: Melibar 10looks up at the light
20:42:39: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1nods and looks at the spectre
20:43:05: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Ello', m'Lord, ghost man."
20:43:07: RocketKnight 14walks towards the ghost. "Who might you be, spectre?"
20:43:13: <DM_Organator> 4"Listen, all of you. Are there any adventurers present? I do not have much time."
20:43:27: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Yes, m'lord?"
20:43:30: ChefDragas yells and raises his hand "Here!"
20:43:33: <DM_Organator> 4Panic creeps into the voice of the spirit.
20:43:34: Melibar 10raises his hand
20:43:35: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1steps fourth
20:43:52: <RocketKnight> 14"Yep."
20:44:27: <DM_Organator> 4"Then you. All of you. You must go north, to the mountains. For there awaits a beast stronger than all the armies of the land. You must seek it out and destroy it. For if you do not, then this world is doomed."
20:44:36: <DM_Organator> 4It chokes a bit.
20:44:40: <DM_Organator> 4"My power leaves me!"
20:44:47: <DM_Organator> 4"Go north! Find the beast and destroy it!"
20:44:49: <RocketKnight> 14"Simple, to the point, clear. I like this quest already."
20:44:50: <ChefDragas> "Kay. Bye!"
20:44:53: <DM_Organator> 4The spirit fades away.
20:44:57: ChefDragas leaves the tavern
20:45:00: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Okay, m'lord!"
20:45:07: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"TO THE MOUNTAINS!"
20:45:11: <DM_Organator> 4No one else seems to have noticed anything.
20:45:18: <DM_Organator> 4Except the adventurers in the party shouting.
20:45:33: <DM_Organator> 4You exit the tavern, then, by majority vote.
20:45:34: <WindMageSymmy> 12(back)
20:45:42: RocketKnight 14grabs his cloak and heads out the tavern.
20:45:44: <DM_Organator> 4You are in the humble town of Townshold.
20:45:55: <DM_Organator> 4It's pronounced 'tawn-shuld'.
20:45:58: <RocketKnight> 14"So."
20:46:06: <RocketKnight> 14"Who else thinks we're walking into a trap?"
20:46:06: Melibar 10picks up his sword, and sheaths it, and heads out with the rest of the party
20:46:20: WindMageSymmy 12Follows whatever the rest of the party is doing.
20:46:22: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Uhh, I don't know, m'lord."
20:46:23: <DM_Organator> 4The tavern is really the only place worth noting in this small village. It's primarily a farming village.
20:46:39: ChefDragas takes his spoon and points it towards the sky "If there is a trap, we will overcome it. If there is a wall, we will break it!"
20:46:40: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"He seems' prete' sure about dis monster."
20:46:51: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"We should obtain provisions and ways to keep warm when we're up on the mountain"
20:46:58: <RocketKnight> 14"Surely, there's a library of some sort somewhere, Organ? Or are the town's people too stupid to read?"
20:47:00: <WindSymmy> 12"So, we just have to kill this beast"?
20:47:09: <DM_Organator> 4The people of this town are too stupid to read.
20:47:10: RocketKnight 14peeks through the fourth wall
20:47:11: <ChefDragas> "Sure, why not."
20:47:14: <Melibar> 10"Thats how most quests are"
20:47:15: <DM_Organator> 4There is a small market, though.
20:47:19: <WindSymmy> 12"What are we waiting for?"
20:47:21: <WindSymmy> 12"Let us go!"
20:47:39: <RocketKnight> 14"I'm trying to get info on what the hell this spectre is, but alas this town isn't the greatest for it."
20:47:45: <DM_Organator> 4As most of you are not from this town, you have some supplies with you already. You are not certain they would last the trip to the mountains, though.
20:48:04: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I say head to the market, and stock up on supplies"
20:48:06: <ChefDragas> "Guys, I can cook!"
20:48:11: <RocketKnight> 14"So onwards we head, blindly into adventure. To the market for supplies, or shall we brave it out with only our souls and our strength?"
20:48:13: <WindSymmy> 12"It's ok, we have a chef!"
20:48:14: <ChefDragas> "So we would just need some meat!"
20:48:17: <WindSymmy> 12"Let's go already."
20:48:21: Ted_ThePeasant 3looks into his pockets, seeing giant holes in his pants
20:48:30: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1goes to the market to buy more rations and warm cloths
20:48:30: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I got no money, m'lord."
20:48:31: <WindSymmy> 12"If we starve too much, we can just cook that peasant over there".
20:48:50: ChefDragas snatches the mountain monk "Come on, you!"
20:48:51: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Im going with monk, I really hate the cold"
20:49:00: RocketKnight 14facepalms onto the helmet. "I say the market."
20:49:14: <RocketKnight> 14"That way we don't have to cook /anybody/."
20:49:20: Mageknight_Melibar 10starts walking towards the market, looking for warm clothing stalls
20:49:23: <WindSymmy> 12"Hmm".
20:49:27: <WindSymmy> 12"I guess you have a point."
20:49:27: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"let go of me would you?"
20:49:30: <WindSymmy> 12"To the market!"
20:49:36: <DM_Organator> 4A jolly looking Welshman with a great big moustache greets you at the Adventurer Supply Shop. Most towns have these now. The population of adventurers boomed greatly a decade or two ago, and the economy is capitalizing on it.
20:49:51: <DM_Organator> 4They sell all kinds of things. Dried meats and grain, water and waterskins, blankets and tents...
20:49:59: <RocketKnight> 14"Ah, the Adventurer Supplies Shop market."
20:50:16: <ChefDragas> "Lets take... EVERYTHING!"
20:50:18: <WindSymmy> 12"Do they sell pasta here?"
20:50:21: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"food rations warm cloths and a few water skins if you would"
20:50:24: <DM_Organator> 4They do not sell pasta here.
20:50:36: <WindSymmy> 12"Nothing of worth here, let's get out."
20:50:42: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Scene check for warm cloths and other suches for surviving the cold
20:51:03: <DM_Organator> 4The man at the counter nods, his face beet-red. You think that is just his normal complexion, however, as he does not appear distressed at all.
20:51:08: <WindSymmy> 12How much money does each one of us have?
20:51:17: <DM_Organator> 4He makes a pretty decent show of collecting all the items and placing them on the counter.
20:51:23: <DM_Organator> 4"That'll be fifty gold."
20:51:25: <DM_Organator> 4You are all broke.
20:51:37: RocketKnight 14facepalms again
20:51:46: <WindSymmy> 12Roll AGI to steal some warm clothes and get out.
20:51:48: Mageknight_Melibar 10sighs
20:51:57: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"ill teach the farmers self defense in exchange for the items on the counter"
20:51:58: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"We going to need some money, eh, m'lord?"
20:52:01: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(It begins(
20:52:09: <WindSymmy> 12(Someone had to start it all)
20:52:09: <RocketKnight> 14"I think it may have been a joke, sire. Sorry for your efforts."
20:52:21: <DM_Organator> 4 13, Symmy. You reach across the counter on the pretense of examining the clothing.
20:52:24: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_gst-Ryh3g
20:52:35: <DM_Organator> 4Then you dart away with your clothes in hand. The Welshman is too slow to stop you. 59.
20:52:39: <DM_Organator> 4He looks upset.
20:52:40: <WindSymmy> 12"I don't even have to use magic for this!"
20:52:52: <DM_Organator> 4"Man, that's going to come out of my government mandated paycheck."
20:52:54: <RocketKnight> 14"Oy!"
20:53:02: <WindSymmy> 12>13 on first roll
20:53:03: <WindSymmy> 12Hue.
20:53:07: RocketKnight 14chases after Symmy
20:53:08: <ChefDragas> nah
20:53:11: <ChefDragas> I had a 71.
20:53:18: <DM_Organator> 4Ted is the most broke in the party.
20:53:24: <WindSymmy> 12DM, how much clothes did I manage to steal?
20:53:28: <WindSymmy> 12As in, for how much people?
20:53:31: <DM_Organator> 4One.
20:53:32: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"so how about those self defense lessons?"
20:53:41: WindSymmy 12Equips the warm, comfy clothing.
20:53:50: <WindSymmy> 12"This feels goooood~"
20:53:50: <DM_Organator> 4"We don't need defense lessons. No one bothers us except adventurers."
20:53:56: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I can do some work, or somethen', m'lords."
20:54:05: <DM_Organator> 4Your weekly pay is 10 gold, Ted.
20:54:08: <DM_Organator> 4For tilling the farms.
20:54:13: ChefDragas rips off symmy's clothing
20:54:15: <ChefDragas> "MINE!"
20:54:20: RocketKnight 14catches up with Symmy. "Hello there, mage. Put the clothes back."
20:54:36: <DM_Organator> 4 9, Dragas. You rip off the clothes with great vigor. Symmy is now stark naked.
20:54:36: <WindSymmy> 12Roll Magic to blow those fuckers away.
20:54:39: <DM_Organator> 4 44, Symmy.
20:54:41: <DM_Organator> 4Your counter fails.
20:54:41: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Welp, since were broke and now runners from the law, lets start going towards the mountains before we get deeper in the rut"
20:54:41: <WindSymmy> 12WHAT THE
20:54:45: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"tilling the farms is great for keeping the body tone. I will also help with the farms"
20:54:56: <WindSymmy> 12"BR..WH.br...WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT"
20:54:58: WindSymmy 12Sneezes
20:55:07: <RocketKnight> 14"What j- Oh, whatever. ChefDragas, put the clothes back."
20:55:10: <DM_Organator> 4It's Spring.
20:55:15: <WindSymmy> 12It is?
20:55:16: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Suppose I should go to work, m'lords, I think I get me pay today!"
20:55:16: ChefDragas laughs "No."
20:55:23: <DM_Organator> 4But dark and stormy.
20:55:29: <WindSymmy> 12Roll Magic to blow Dragas into the air
20:55:35: <DM_Organator> 4The rain is, however, pleasantly warm.
20:55:58: <WindSymmy> 12And make him /crash/
20:56:03: <DM_Organator> 4 96, Symmy. You stumble over backwards and /crash/.
20:56:05: <ChefDragas> Roll cooking to throw some knives at symmy
20:56:09: Ted_ThePeasant 3stares at the two fighting, then at Rocketknight
20:56:11: <WindSymmy> 12;_;7
20:56:15: <RocketKnight> 14Counter Knives.
20:56:18: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Was goin' on, m'lord?"
20:56:22: <RocketKnight> 14Deflect them with my sword.
20:56:47: <DM_Organator> 4 36 and 23 from Dragas and Knight. Dragas tosses a knife at Symmy's genitals, but Knight intervenes and sends it spinning away.
20:56:58: <WindSymmy> 12"Y..You saved me"
20:57:05: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Roll to complain everyone to stop fighting.
20:57:09: <RocketKnight> 14"Firstly, quit fighting. Secondly, put the clothes /back/ with the shopkeep."
20:57:10: <WindSymmy> 12"I guess I owe you one for saving my dignity.."
20:57:17: <DM_Organator> 4 11, Edgerd. What do you say?
20:57:24: <RocketKnight> 14"It's what I do."
20:57:34: <ChefDragas> "Damn it! You stole ted's breakfast!"
20:57:45: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"This shit always happens when I try to go on an adventure"
20:57:47: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Can we stop fighten', I'm gettien' really upseeeet, m'lords."
20:58:02: <DM_Organator> 4The entire party feels a bit guilty that they upset poor, innocent Ted.
20:58:06: <DM_Organator> 4This is not an optional emotion.
20:58:15: <DM_Organator> 4There is much scratching of the back of necks.
20:58:16: <RocketKnight> 14"See, look what you've done."
20:58:25: <RocketKnight> 14"Even I'm feeling like crap."
20:58:30: ChefDragas performs sudoku with his kitchen knife
20:58:30: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"this is why we should do honest work!"
20:58:31: <DM_Organator> 4No one feels quite motivated to continue fighting.
20:58:34: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"To the fields!"
20:58:46: <DM_Organator> 4 54, Dragas. You sketch out a number puzzle in the dirt and begin solving it.
20:58:50: <WindSymmy> 12"To the fie- I'M FUCKING NAKED"
20:58:58: <WindSymmy> 12"CHEF, I DEMAND MY CLOTHES BACK"
20:59:08: <DM_Organator> 4Symmy, the clothes you stole were torn off with such vigor that they are now unwearable.
20:59:12: <DM_Organator> 4They are more or less ruined.
20:59:21: Ted_ThePeasant 3takes off his coat
20:59:26: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Here, m'lord."
20:59:27: <RocketKnight> 14Does that include the winter wear that was stolen?
20:59:29: <DM_Organator> 4What a gentleman.
20:59:31: <DM_Organator> 4Yes, it does.
20:59:42: Ted_ThePeasant 3hands his coat to Symmy.
20:59:43: <WindSymmy> 12"P..Plebian".
20:59:45: RocketKnight 14passes his cloak.
20:59:48: <WindSymmy> 12"Y-you didn't have to".
20:59:52: <DM_Organator> 4It's spelled 'plebeian'.
20:59:53: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1asks the shop keeper where the fields are so he can get started
20:59:55: Mageknight_Melibar 10pats ted on the back
21:00:08: <DM_Organator> 4The shopkeeper looks at you as if you are daft.
21:00:25: <DM_Organator> 4He points up to the sky, where the Atmosfarms wait, drifting lazily through the clouds.
21:00:28: <RocketKnight> 14"Great, the clothes are ruined and now our party is acting like idiots over our adventure location."
21:00:31: WindSymmy 12Equips the clothes
21:00:51: <WindSymmy> 12"I say we start getting our act together, let's head over to the beast as fast as we can".
21:00:59: <RocketKnight> 14"That's the spirit!"
21:01:03: <WindSymmy> 12"And get this over with..."
21:01:08: <DM_Organator> 4What a jerk, that Dragas.
21:01:09: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"rations and cloths"
21:01:19: <WindSymmy> 12;_;
21:01:19: <WindSymmy> 12He ripped my clothes off and left
21:01:21: <WindSymmy> 12Why.
21:01:23: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (Looks like he solved that puzzle!)
21:01:27: <DM_Organator> 4What a player, that Dragas.
21:01:31: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Undoubtedly, were going to have more impasse's along the way"
21:01:43: <RocketKnight> 14"Onwards! We may not have enough money for clothing but we have damn well enough will to carry on!"
21:01:57: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Okay, m'lord."
21:02:01: Mageknight_Melibar 10starts heading towards the beast
21:02:09: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"maybe we'll find treasure on the way to the mountain to afford food and cloths"
21:02:21: <RocketKnight> 14"Besides, Mage, you have a freakin' jacket and a cloak, that's more than enough."
21:02:23: <WindSymmy> 12"What do you think this is, a fairy tale?"
21:02:44: <RocketKnight> 14"Hell no. It's an adventure."
21:02:46: <WindSymmy> 12"Let's just go".
21:02:50: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"i shall leave it up to faith"
21:02:53: <DM_Organator> 4So the party leaves the Atmosfarm town and heads straight north to the mountains?
21:02:58: <WindSymmy> 12Yeah!
21:03:11: RocketKnight 14proceeds onwards with the party.
21:03:16: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10mhmm
21:03:20: <DM_Organator> 4Two days later, you find yourself in the middle of the great Dessert Desert.
21:03:23: Ted_ThePeasant 3waddles off with the party
21:03:30: <DM_Organator> 4It was named by some jackass map-maker who thought he was being funny.
21:03:31: <RocketKnight> 14"...Damn that was a quick two days."
21:03:35: <DM_Organator> 4It is not actually full of desserts.
21:03:48: <DM_Organator> 4It is a barren desert with howling sandstorms and bitterly moist heat.
21:03:51: <DM_Organator> 4You are all miserable.
21:04:12: <DM_Organator> 4You are nearing the end of your supplies.
21:04:13: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I still always wondered why there was ah desert ere', m'lord."
21:04:20: <WindSymmy> 12Roll Magic to summon a nice,relaxing and refreshing breeze.
21:04:30: <RocketKnight> 14"Well. Anybody know any animal calls or anything?"
21:04:34: <DM_Organator> 4 46, Symmy. You manage to cool the party down some.
21:04:42: <DM_Organator> 4The breeze is quite relaxing and refreshing.
21:04:59: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Ahh..."
21:05:00: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1martial arts roll to attempt to conserve moisture in the body
21:05:09: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Ahh, nothing like the blistering sun to get you pumped"
21:05:28: <DM_Organator> 4 5, Sacred. You crouch for a moment and wiggle your toes into the sand like a cactus.
21:05:41: <DM_Organator> 4Your body feels revitalized. You begin retaining 99 percent of your body water.
21:05:44: RocketKnight 14watches with confusion for a moment.
21:05:58: <DM_Organator> 4You also draw up some distant groundwater for the party.
21:05:58: <WindSymmy> 12"What the.."
21:06:02: <DM_Organator> 4It is dirty, but drinkable.
21:06:02: <RocketKnight> 14(Hold on)
21:06:06: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Watch' doin', m'lord?"
21:06:30: <DM_Organator> 4Thanks.
21:06:32: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"one of the secret ways my master taught me which was to retain water and bring it up from the ground"
21:06:41: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Always first)
21:06:55: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Interesting technique"
21:06:56: <RocketKnight> 14"Well, I'll be damned."
21:06:59: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Ahh, that's pretty interesten', m'lord, I wish I could somethn' like that."
21:07:17: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"took me 10 years to master this technique"
21:07:21: <DM_Organator> 4It is not exactly plentiful, but there is enough here for everyone to fill their waterskins and have a nice drink.
21:07:34: <WindSymmy> 12Roll Magic to add ice to the drinks.
21:07:37: <RocketKnight> 14"Ah, that's grand."
21:07:46: RocketKnight 14proceeds to do exactly that, filling the waterskin and drinking
21:07:48: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Better then water I usually drink."
21:07:50: <DM_Organator> 4How is that related to wind?
21:08:04: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"You guys want ice for your drinks?
21:08:13: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit etc.)
21:08:15: <WindSymmy> 12Simple.
21:08:20: <WindSymmy> 12I freeze a bit of the drink.
21:08:28: <DM_Organator> 4...How is that related to wind?
21:08:33: <WindSymmy> 12With /cold/ /wind/.
21:08:43: <RocketKnight> 14(It can't even be Wind Chill because that would unsettle it)
21:08:47: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1he chills the water rather than ice it
21:08:50: <DM_Organator> 4Okay. If you get a crit, that works, if not, it does not because that's kind of dumb.
21:09:03: <DM_Organator> 4 44. You slop a bunch of water all over yourself.
21:09:08: <WindSymmy> 12Naw.
21:09:10: <DM_Organator> 4It is mildly chilled.
21:09:24: <RocketKnight> 14"...You alright, mage?"
21:09:29: Ted_ThePeasant 3looks around confused.
21:09:34: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (Guess you could say that WindSymmy is pretty cool... YEEEEEAH!)
21:09:37: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"errrr that's how it was when i was first starting to learn the secret technique as well"
21:09:37: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10roll to create ice cubes in my water
21:09:38: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Is the water attacken' us?"
21:09:41: <RocketKnight> 14(buh dum tsths)
21:09:54: <DM_Organator> 4 89, Melibar. A bead of sweat drips into your eye and distracts you.
21:09:55: Ted_ThePeasant 3stares at his water skin
21:10:02: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10;_;
21:10:12: <RocketKnight> 14"No, it ain't, Ted."
21:10:14: <RocketKnight> 14"It's safe."
21:10:20: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Oh...Oh..."
21:10:38: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"don't worry ted i'll protect you if anything comes to harm you"
21:10:39: RocketKnight 14passes his Waterskin to Symmy and continues onwards through the desert.
21:10:49: <RocketKnight> 14"Come along, now, we haven't time to waste."
21:10:57: <DM_Organator> 4The water recedes into the ground.
21:11:16: Ted_ThePeasant 3follows Rocketknights
21:11:18: <DM_Organator> 4The party is now fully supplies with water again. However, you have very little food, and you are exactly in the middle of this desert.
21:11:29: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1fills water skin and takes a drink to replenish his body moisture
21:11:35: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Dats good to know, m'lord, I don't think I can really help that much."
21:11:40: <DM_Organator> 4BODY MOISTURE LEVELS: 150 PERCENT
21:11:40: <RocketKnight> 14"Say, where the hell is that chef?"
21:11:51: <DM_Organator> 4The chef dropped dead of heatstroke yesterday.
21:12:04: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3;_;7
21:12:11: <WindSymmy> 12;-;7
21:12:14: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"someone go cut down a cactus and shave off the needles with a blade. It will serve as food"
21:12:19: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (Why didn't you guys eat him? He's gourmet.)
21:12:24: <DM_Organator> 4There are no cacti here.
21:12:29: <DM_Organator> 4There is literally nothing but sky and sand.
21:12:29: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1damn it
21:12:42: <DM_Organator> 4As far as the eye can see.
21:13:00: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Looks like this
21:13:00: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10http://edu.glogster.com/media/6/49/37/88/49378844.jpg
21:13:10: <DM_Organator> 4Yes, it does.
21:13:16: <RocketKnight> 14"Well."
21:13:16: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1martial arts roll to try and dig a hole
21:13:28: <DM_Organator> 4How deep and to what end?
21:13:43: <RocketKnight> 14"Good idea. You dig for... something and I'll scope ahead."
21:14:04: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1 15 feet or so to give us some shade
21:14:16: <DM_Organator> 4That's a hell of a lot of work, especially in sand with no digging tools.
21:14:24: <DM_Organator> 4If you crit, you succeed, otherwise I'll improvise.
21:14:38: <DM_Organator> 4 31. You dig a few feet down, but tire yourself out.
21:14:48: <DM_Organator> 4I'll let you guys think about what to do while I grab some food.
21:14:51: <DM_Organator> 4I'll be back in a few minutes.
21:14:54: RocketKnight 14prepares aerial goggles and jetpacks up into the air to get a better view for any towns or animals. Rocket roll!
21:14:59: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"well.....that.....didnt go as expected"
21:15:06: <RocketKnight> 14"Hm... hold on..."
21:15:14: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"At least ya tried, m'lord."
21:15:20: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I could always try to conjure food"
21:15:21: RocketKnight 14starts to flick switches and turn dials on his jetpack.
21:15:30: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (You guys know you want to find a Brokyrie with delicious Sunny D for you all - HINT HINT!)
21:15:48: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1you break things brolair lol
21:15:48: <RocketKnight> 14"I'll just scope ahead for any more towns, or animals we could kill for supplies."
21:16:00: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"good...idea"
21:16:00: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (I'll break YOU.)
21:16:46: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1(i dunno im pretty monkish)
21:17:18: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(brb)
21:18:17: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(MMMMMmmmm cinnamon doughnut)
21:20:27: <DM_Organator> 4Knight flies up into the skies with his rocketpack. 40.
21:20:39: <DM_Organator> 4He manages to get several dozen feet in the air. There is still nothing to see.
21:20:44: <DM_Organator> 4Wait, there, at the edge of the horizon.
21:20:50: <DM_Organator> 4A bit of greenery, in the direction you are traveling.
21:20:52: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10:O
21:20:57: RocketKnight 14squints.
21:21:01: <RocketKnight> 14"I see green."
21:21:01: <DM_Organator> 4It must be miles away.
21:21:04: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (inb4Mirage)
21:21:12: Mageknight_Melibar 10yells to RocketKnight "What do you see?"
21:21:35: <RocketKnight> 14"I see greenery, but not much."
21:21:52: <RocketKnight> 14"Do I rocket ahead and see if I get help, or should we all head there as a group?"
21:22:04: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Uhhh..."
21:22:39: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Stick together, we have no idea what will happen in the time it takes to get there"
21:22:57: <RocketKnight> 14"Fair enough."
21:23:11: <RocketKnight> 14"Right, men. Onwards to greener pastures!"
21:23:28: RocketKnight 14lowers back down to the Party and walks forth.
21:23:31: <DM_Organator> 4The party travels forwards. Six hours later, night is beginning to fall, and the temperature is dropping dramatically.
21:23:54: <DM_Organator> 4At first, it was a nice change from the heat of the day.
21:24:03: <DM_Organator> 4But soon, you fear you may freeze to death.
21:24:06: <DM_Organator> 4Some desert.
21:24:07: Ted_ThePeasant 3shakes
21:24:17: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Is cold, m'lords."
21:24:49: <RocketKnight> 14"Deserts can kill the soul of a man with it's sudden temperature shifts. But we need not worry."
21:25:06: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10roll to create a fireball in the palm of my hand to warm the people around me
21:25:15: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1martial arts roll to heat up body
21:25:39: <DM_Organator> 4 96, Melibar.
21:25:42: <DM_Organator> 4You singe your own palm.
21:25:57: <DM_Organator> 4 67, Sacred. You manage to retain a bit of body heat.
21:26:03: <DM_Organator> 4You are slightly better off than the rest of the party.
21:26:08: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Worst rolls of all time)
21:26:17: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10can i get a reroll?
21:26:25: <DM_Organator> 4One.
21:26:33: <DM_Organator> 4You sure you want to?
21:26:41: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Uhhhh
21:26:48: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10I- I dont know
21:27:07: <DM_Organator> 4Well, you singed your palm. But chances are in your favor, I guess?
21:27:15: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Ill give it a go
21:27:16: <DM_Organator> 4I don't think random number generators work like that.
21:27:17: <DM_Organator> 4Or anything random.
21:27:19: <DM_Organator> 4Okay.
21:27:24: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(inb4 100)
21:27:26: <DM_Organator> 4You explode in a fiery inferno.
21:27:27: <DM_Organator> 4You are dead.
21:27:28: <DM_Organator> 4 100.
21:27:33: <DM_Organator> 4The rest of the party is on fire.
21:27:42: <RocketKnight> 14"GAHHHHH"
21:27:48: <WindSymmy> 12Roll Magic to set us off.
21:27:58: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"least we
21:28:00: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(welp, I kinda saw that coming)
21:28:07: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3're warm....Ow."
21:28:11: <DM_Organator> 4 92. Symmy feeds the fire gently, increasing the size of the blazes on the party's clothing.
21:28:15: <DM_Organator> 4You are all on even more fire.
21:28:16: <WindSymmy> 12Oh shit.
21:28:21: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (Absolute genius!)
21:28:22: RocketKnight 14swipes Symmy's/his water and opens it, then pours it onto the party
21:28:22: Ted_ThePeasant 3gets on the ground, and rolls
21:29:06: <DM_Organator> 4 33. Ted attempts to use AGI or STR to smother the blaze, but unfortunately, he is still on fire.
21:29:19: <DM_Organator> 4Knight maintains a...cool head, and swipes Symmy's water.
21:29:27: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1martial arts roll to make body fire resistant
21:29:29: <DM_Organator> 4Then he pours it out on top of them, eliminating the blazes.
21:29:41: <DM_Organator> 4Sacred feels slightly more flammable now. 80.
21:29:47: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1ouch
21:29:55: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1stop drop and roll!
21:29:58: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(I just doomed this game)
21:30:03: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Holy shit)
21:30:12: RocketKnight 14wipes sweat.
21:30:19: <RocketKnight> 14"Damn, I'm warm."
21:30:20: <DM_Organator> 4Most of the fires are out.
21:30:26: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (You haven't even been in combat and lost two people already)
21:30:28: <DM_Organator> 4Except for the fire on top of Melibar's smoldering remains.
21:31:00: RocketKnight 14swipes some of the ashes/remains and scoops them into the waterskin
21:31:02: <DM_Organator> 4The party is no longer cold.
21:31:10: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(YAY IT WORKED)
21:31:14: <DM_Organator> 4You have ESSENCE OF MELIBAR.
21:31:36: <DM_Organator> 4You hope silently that you do not confuse it ever for your actual waterskin.
21:31:36: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Enjoy your warmth)
21:32:06: <DM_Organator> 4The ground begins to rumble.
21:32:19: <RocketKnight> 14"So, time to b- oh crap."
21:32:23: <DM_Organator> 4It is subtle at first, but gradually increases in intensity.
21:32:32: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1takes a firm stance
21:32:42: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1martial arts roll to retain firm stance
21:32:42: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(subtle)
21:32:43: Ted_ThePeasant 3falls on his ass
21:32:50: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Oww."
21:33:06: <DM_Organator> 4Attracted by the explosion, an enormous sand worm bursts through the sand, screeching, its feelers flailing, slime dripping copiously from its great maw.
21:33:09: <DM_Organator> 4COMBAT
21:33:10: <DM_Organator> 4INITIATED
21:33:13: <WindSymmy> 12SHIT
21:33:13: <WindSymmy> 12OH
21:33:20: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (The spice must flow!)
21:33:40: RocketKnight 14whips out a sword. "Dune-worm!"
21:34:08: <DM_Organator> 4As the party was prepared, the sand worm does not get to take any initial actions.
21:34:14: <DM_Organator> 4It is Me -
21:34:20: <DM_Organator> 4It is Knight's turn.
21:34:33: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10;_;
21:34:46: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc
21:34:52: <RocketKnight> 14Rocket roll, blast /directly/ onto it, sword first!
21:35:49: <DM_Organator> 4 20. Knight activates his rocketpack, unsheathing his sword in the same motion. He flies towards the stomach of the beast dramatically.
21:36:09: <DM_Organator> 4The sand worm swings its head down to meet him, sending him hurtling towards the ground. He breaks both of his legs on impact and stabs himself in the stomach.
21:36:11: <DM_Organator> 4 1 counter.
21:36:15: <DM_Organator> 4Knight is now MORTALLY WOUNDED.
21:36:22: <WindSymmy> 12Welp.
21:36:24: <RocketKnight> 14"GAAH FUCK."
21:36:33: <DM_Organator> 4This game is going great.
21:36:39: <DM_Organator> 4It is Symmy's turn.
21:36:49: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Oh no, m'lord!"
21:37:20: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Everything is goingwrong)
21:37:22: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1we'll pull through this!
21:37:40: <RocketKnight> 14"Don't worry, just get help or attack the beast! Don't... gahgh... give up just yet!"
21:37:45: <WindSymmy> 12Roll to gather the wind around my arms thanks to my wind control and release it as a large lazer blast at the worm.
21:37:47: <RocketKnight> 14"Oh, god, my legs."
21:38:06: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (What the fuck am I reading?)
21:38:12: <WindSymmy> 12(MAGIC)
21:38:13: <DM_Organator> 4 88, Symmy. You start to summon your magic, but you take a glance sideways at Knight and lose your nerve.
21:38:17: <DM_Organator> 4You fail to act.
21:38:19: <WindSymmy> 12;_;
21:38:23: <DM_Organator> 4It is Sacred's turn.
21:38:34: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1martial arts roll on the worm
21:39:01: <DM_Organator> 4 57. You drop-kick the worm.
21:39:22: <DM_Organator> 4It shies back from the impact, your foot crushing bits of soft, cushiony flesh.
21:39:22: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"KAAAAAH TAKE THAT!
21:39:23: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"
21:39:32: <DM_Organator> 4It is the sand worm's turn.
21:39:53: <DM_Organator> 4It reaches down, opening its mouth.
21:39:56: <DM_Organator> 4Any counters?
21:39:57: <DM_Organator> 4 5
21:39:58: <DM_Organator> 4 4
21:39:59: <DM_Organator> 4 3
21:40:01: <DM_Organator> 4 2
21:40:02: <DM_Organator> 4 1
21:40:02: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1counter with amrtial arts
21:40:03: <RocketKnight> 14Counter!
21:40:12: <RocketKnight> 14Rocket away! ROCKET THE FUCK AWAY!
21:40:42: <DM_Organator> 4 16. Counter is 47. Sacred attempts to shield his companions by forcing the worm away, but it simply closes its jaws on his leg and whips him into the air.
21:40:52: <DM_Organator> 4He falls into a sand dune on the other side of the worm.
21:40:59: <DM_Organator> 4He is injured.
21:41:09: <DM_Organator> 4It is Ted's turn.
21:41:33: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Roll to complain at the worm that we're are not worth eating/killing.
21:41:37: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(WHY IS THIS HAPPENING)
21:42:01: <DM_Organator> 4 11, Ted. What do you say?
21:42:21: <RocketKnight> 14(DIS PEASANT)
21:42:28: <RocketKnight> 14(DIS FUKKEN' PEASANT)
21:42:30: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Ahhh...Ello', m'lord, could you possibly leave us alone?"
21:42:40: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Dat be nice."
21:42:42: <DM_Organator> 4The worm stops, considering.
21:42:57: <DM_Organator> 4"And what goals of mine do I further, little man?" asks the sand worm in a booming baritone.
21:43:12: <DM_Organator> 4Hey.
21:43:17: <DM_Organator> 4You didn't know sand worms could talk.
21:43:39: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Oh, 'ello, didn't know you could talk, uhh, well..."
21:44:44: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"We be goin' to fight dis big monster, that apparently wants to destroy everythin', so if you let us pass, we can fight em'."
21:45:22: <DM_Organator> 4It sighs, obviously annoyed. "Whatever. You guys are too pathetic to even digest," he says, abandoning his pretenses at sophisticated dialogue.
21:45:32: <DM_Organator> 4"Well..."
21:45:35: <DM_Organator> 4"Maybe not that one."
21:45:38: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Thank you, m'lord."
21:45:46: <DM_Organator> 4He lunges at Knight, who, disabled, cannot defend himself.
21:45:52: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"that one....?"
21:45:52: <DM_Organator> 4 87.
21:45:59: <DM_Organator> 4However, he pokes himself in the nose with Knight's sword.
21:46:07: <DM_Organator> 4"Ow, fuck, what the shit is that, goddammit"
21:46:10: <DM_Organator> 4He burrows away.
21:46:13: <RocketKnight> 14"...Oh, shit, sorry about that/
21:46:17: Ted_ThePeasant 3sighs
21:46:19: <DM_Organator> 4"YOU GUYS ARE CUNTS"
21:46:26: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Sorry, m'lord."
21:46:32: <RocketKnight> 14"...Somebody help me up."
21:46:35: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"uhhhh sorry about this"
21:46:46: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1goes over to knight
21:47:05: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1helps him up
21:47:26: <RocketKnight> 14"Don't worry about carrying me, I could probably float with my rockets instead of using my broken legs."
21:47:33: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"mind if i try healing you?"
21:47:43: <DM_Organator> 4Monk OP
21:47:46: <DM_Organator> 4Do everything with martial arts
21:47:46: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1lol
21:47:50: <WindSymmy> 12wat
21:48:07: <CrippleKnight> 14"It's fine, save your efforts."
21:48:09: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1what? pressure points heal!
21:48:18: <DM_Organator> 4You can bandage up his legs if you want. First aid.
21:48:24: <DM_Organator> 4You can't magic his legs better or anything.
21:48:26: <DM_Organator> 4Or his stomach.
21:48:27: CrippleKnight 14hovers with his jetpack. Do I need to roll for that, or can I just do it?
21:48:30: <DM_Organator> 4Which is still stabbed.
21:48:34: <DM_Organator> 4You can just do it.
21:48:37: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3(be right back)
21:48:39: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1but pressure points ;_;
21:48:42: <CrippleKnight> 14"Right, right."
21:48:52: <CrippleKnight> 14"Leave the damn sword in, it'll prevent blood."
21:49:00: <DM_Organator> 4I have to set limits somewhere, dude.
21:49:05: <CrippleKnight> 14"We need to head onwards and get help."
21:49:06: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1lol alright
21:49:11: <DM_Organator> 4Otherwise it's just swashbuckling.
21:49:33: <DM_Organator> 4Does anyone protest the party's current course of action, which is continuing north?
21:49:44: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3(back)
21:49:47: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1i say we should heal up first
21:49:53: <DM_Organator> 4How?
21:49:53: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1or at least knight here
21:49:58: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1good question
21:50:03: <CrippleKnight> 14(I'm the only one injured, and I'm fine for now.)
21:50:07: <CrippleKnight> 14(Or at least I hope.)
21:50:09: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1onward then
21:50:21: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1there is my leg but i can use first aid on it
21:50:25: <DM_Organator> 4Knight will die in another day or so without proper medical or magical attention.
21:50:47: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1sprinkle essence of malibar on you?
21:50:50: <CrippleKnight> 14"...I don't think we could reach help in a day."
21:50:52: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1" "
21:50:59: <DM_Organator> 4You could try that.
21:51:03: <DM_Organator> 4He was very magical, after all.
21:51:17: CrippleKnight 14sighs and grabs a bit of Melibar's essence, then sprinkles it on the wound
21:51:23: <DM_Organator> 4Which wound?
21:51:32: <CrippleKnight> 14Sword wound.
21:51:35: <DM_Organator> 4Okay.
21:51:37: <CrippleKnight> 14I can live with broken legs.
21:51:46: <DM_Organator> 4A burst of dark energy flows from your stomach.
21:51:51: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar is now possessing your bowels.
21:52:01: <CrippleKnight> 14"Gghgh..."
21:52:04: <DM_Organator> 4However, the wound is mostly healed.
21:52:04: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (Make him shit himself!)
21:52:06: <CrippleKnight> 14"This doesn't feel good."
21:52:16: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"You okay, m'lord?"
21:52:22: <DM_Organator> 4Mageknight_Melibar, your attention is required.
21:52:29: <WindSymmy> 12Meli?
21:52:31: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Hm?
21:52:35: <DM_Organator> 4Read up.
21:52:36: <DM_Organator> 4You're in.
21:52:36: CrippleKnight 14sheathes his blade. "That's as good as it's gonna get."
21:52:40: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1you are now in the bowels of knight
21:52:57: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Wow... wha, wha where am I?"
21:53:05: <CrippleKnight> 14(can I hear him)
21:53:06: <DM_Organator> 4His voice sounds a bit muffled.
21:53:10: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Why is it so dark?"
21:53:12: <DM_Organator> 4And it also sounds like it is coming from Knight's stomach.
21:53:14: <DM_Organator> 4Which it is.
21:53:30: <CrippleKnight> 14"...Oh, joy. Uh, Meli, you're in my gut."
21:53:36: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Was doing dishes and what not)
21:53:49: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar feels around magically, and recognizes the truth of that.
21:53:49: <CrippleKnight> 14"I used some of your ashes to heal my wounded gut and it had this side effect."
21:54:02: <DM_Organator> 4He is now in control of Knight's bowels and stomach.
21:54:08: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"After the events that have proceeded this, I wouldn't doubt you"
21:54:26: <CrippleKnight> 14"So... Onwards, 4 and a half men!"
21:54:35: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"To glory!"
21:54:39: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I suppose so, m'lord."
21:54:42: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"FORCED MARCH!"
21:54:50: CrippleKnight 14hovers along to adventure
21:54:56: <DM_Organator> 4The party marches (and / or hovers) north.
21:55:00: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Just tell me if you need anything"
21:55:10: <DM_Organator> 4After a few more hours, the exhaustion from the fighting and all the traveling has really set in hard.
21:55:11: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"he needs his legs healed"
21:55:14: <DM_Organator> 4You require rest soon.
21:55:25: <DM_Organator> 4Or you will drop unconscious.
21:55:25: Ted_ThePeasant 3yawns
21:55:33: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I'm sleepy, m'lords."
21:55:41: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1uhh
21:55:53: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1any nearby shelter?
21:55:57: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1or rocks
21:56:01: <DM_Organator> 4There's some sand.
21:56:03: <DM_Organator> 4And oh, look at that.
21:56:05: <DM_Organator> 4More sand.
21:56:24: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar is pretty cozy, at least.
21:56:28: CrippleKnight_Meli 14drops his jet hover and lies down in the sand.
21:56:28: <DM_Organator> 4He has made himself at home.
21:56:30: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Find a tall mountain of sand, and lay against the opposite side of which the sun rises"
21:56:32: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1time to dig
21:56:40: <DM_Organator> 4Take two, Sacred?
21:56:46: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1yeah
21:56:51: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"That way, we get cool shade to wake up to when the sun rises"
21:57:03: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"You've a good mid, Meli."
21:57:12: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Anytime"
21:57:13: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Too bad you're only thinking with your /gut/ right now."
21:57:22: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Hohoho"
21:57:28: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1(drumrolls for a bad roll)
21:57:37: <DM_Organator> 4 46. You dig a couple of feet down again. Some of the sand is blown back into the hole, but you have a decent impression against the base of a particularly large sand dune that will protect the party from the rising sun for a while.
21:57:48: <DM_Organator> 4You should be able to get some rest here.
21:57:50: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1awesome
21:57:53: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"this should do"
21:58:24: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"In the mean time, I'll be imagining myself reading a book"
21:58:25: CrippleKnight_Meli 14crawls over into the sand dune and flops down onto the dirt, adjusting his cloak for a makeshift blanket.
21:58:26: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1gets in a meditative state and rests
21:59:33: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar, imagine being locked inside a tiny little box. There is no light, no breeze or smells or sounds intrinsic. But you're sitting on a mound of pillows.
21:59:35: Ted_ThePeasant 3flops down next to Knight
21:59:39: <DM_Organator> 4That's what his bowels are like.
21:59:42: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1(if i was my archivist i could do a wis roll and figure out stuff lol)
21:59:52: <DM_Organator> 4Everyone rests.
22:00:12: <DM_Organator> 4Several hours later, the sun becomes too bright for - goddammit Symmy.
22:00:29: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"we lost another one!"
22:00:35: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(He'll be back)
22:00:35: <DM_Organator> 4"Last online: 3 mins ago"
22:00:39: <DM_Organator> 4His Steam profile.
22:00:39: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"it was too much for him to handle"
22:00:42: <DM_Organator> 4His net must be down.
22:01:35: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Give him 5 -10 minutes)
22:02:05: <DM_Organator> 4Yeah.
22:02:08: <DM_Organator> 4I guess take a break, guys.
22:02:41: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1lol archivist could totally use magic and wis rolls to navigate this desert
22:02:41: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14Idle music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga6jM4yRyHw
22:03:20: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14Just because I hate you all.
22:03:27: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14Have dubstep Inspector Gadget.
22:03:37: <DM_Organator> 4Time to go back to Modest Mouse
22:07:38: <WindSymmy> Fucking internet.
22:07:41: <DM_Organator> 4There you are.
22:07:42: <WindSymmy> Summary of what I missed
22:07:48: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1nothin
22:07:49: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14Where'd you drop?
22:07:52: <DM_Organator> 4We stopped when we noticed you were gone.
22:08:09: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10We stopped just for you
22:08:10: <WindSymmy> 12You stopped just for that?
22:08:13: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Just
22:08:14: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10for
22:08:15: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10you
22:08:23: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14:3c
22:08:26: <WindSymmy> 12W..Wow..
22:08:29: <WindSymmy> 12Yo..You guys..
22:08:30: <Brolaire_of_ASStora> (I feel a lot of love in this room.)
22:08:30: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar said he could not continue without his bestie.
22:08:36: <WindSymmy> 12You guys are total faggots.
22:08:41: <DM_Organator> 4Yeah.
22:08:42: <DM_Organator> 4You ready?
22:08:44: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Group hug?
22:08:49: <WindSymmy> 12Yeah. Let's g- No.
22:09:10: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Y-yeah I'm ready ;_;
22:09:46: <WindSymmy> 12Guys, if my internet goes out again, just continue without me.
22:09:48: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1ready
22:09:56: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1NOBODY LEFT BEHIND!
22:10:05: <WindSymmy> 12I guess I'll have to /finally/ pay it tomorrow.
22:10:11: <DM_Organator> 4A woman appears on the top of the sand dune you rested against.
22:10:19: <DM_Organator> 4She is covered in dirt and sweat.
22:10:26: <WindSymmy> 12Roll Magic to remove her clothes with wind!
22:10:28: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Ello', m'lady!"
22:10:32: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1explodes out of meditative state
22:10:38: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"This desert is too hot. You there! Peasant! Make the desert cooler, NOW."
22:10:38: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(The very first roll)
22:10:47: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Huh, whats going on?"
22:10:54: <WindSymmy> 12"Stand back everyone".
22:10:55: Lady_Bitchworth 5points accusingly at Ted, as if it was his fault.
22:10:56: <DM_Organator> 4 87, Symmy. You drop your cloak and jacket and flash her.
22:10:59: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I wish I could, m'lady."
22:11:02: <DM_Organator> 4After telling everyone to stand back.
22:11:11: <WindSymmy> 12"You like what you see?"
22:11:12: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Arrest that man!"
22:11:12: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"What the f-"
22:11:18: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Whats going on?"
22:11:19: Lady_Bitchworth 5covers her eyes in horror.
22:11:19: <WindSymmy> 12"There's lots more of t-"
22:11:22: <WindSymmy> 12"What a bitch".
22:11:29: WindSymmy 12Dresses up again
22:11:31: CrippleKnight_Meli 14hovers onto his feet. "Back off from the lady."
22:11:33: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1i attempt my martial arts and try and make the desert cooler....but nothing happends
22:11:35: <WindSymmy> 12"You're not worthy of my Girth"
22:11:44: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Did someone flash some? Anyone?"
22:11:46: <DM_Organator> 4 64, Sacred. You are quite correct.
22:12:00: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Meli, yeah. Somebody else is here."
22:12:03: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Hah, girth? I thought you were a woman with a speck of sand caught on her nether regions!"
22:12:13: <DM_Organator> 4SON
22:12:13: <DM_Organator> 4DAMN
22:12:13: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar, just to clarify, you can hear everything the party can, but cannot see.
22:12:16: Lady_Bitchworth 5laughs mirthfully at WindSymmy.
22:12:22: <WindSymmy> 12"Y-you too ;_;"
22:12:29: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(I know that)
22:12:29: Ted_ThePeasant 3gets up
22:12:42: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Command roll, make him beg for forgiveness.
22:12:44: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(But when you don't have visuals to match the words, its hard to make out whats going on)
22:12:44: <WindSymmy> 12"Is that what you thought I'd say you filthy slut?"
22:12:54: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14Oh boy.
22:12:55: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Greeten's, m'lady, I'm Ted."
22:12:57: <DM_Organator> 4You can't command your party members.
22:13:03: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Can I command myself?
22:13:04: <WindSymmy> 12"Maybe you've seen so much dick throughout your entire life time that just seeing one at a time doesn't even amuse you anymore"
22:13:07: <DM_Organator> 4Just like you can't use SOC to force them into things.
22:13:07: <DM_Organator> 4Yes.
22:13:12: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14SLAMMMMMM
22:13:22: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Can I kick him in his small testicles?
22:13:23: <DM_Organator> 4Goddamn, it just got hot in this desert.
22:13:25: <DM_Organator> 4Yes.
22:13:29: <WindSymmy> 12"Let's ditch this bitch and continue"
22:13:29: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Can I do that?
22:13:31: <DM_Organator> 4Yes.
22:13:34: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1doesn't want to hear this drivel and heads towards the mountains
22:13:34: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Thank you.
22:13:44: <DM_Organator> 4 74.
22:13:46: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14Counter, RES and take the blow for Symmy.
22:13:53: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"What does she look like?"
22:13:54: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5I hope Purp rolls a 90!
22:13:54: <DM_Organator> 4You can't bring yourself to get close enough to Symmy to kick him in the dick.
22:14:04: <DM_Organator> 4 72 was the counter.
22:14:09: <WindSymmy> 12"What a worthless bitch".
22:14:12: <DM_Organator> 4Knight hovers over very slowly.
22:14:12: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I would hit this... creature. But it is far too vile."
22:14:14: <WindSymmy> 12"Let's just ditch her".
22:14:23: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Ok a vile bitch"
22:14:29: <WindSymmy> 12Also.
22:14:31: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"We can't jus' leave a lady behind."
22:14:35: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Now, lady, don't get feisty, alright? We can work together instead of having to kick eachother."
22:14:42: <WindSymmy> 12Magic Roll to control the air currents and heat up the air above her even more.
22:14:43: <WindSymmy> 12tl;dr
22:14:44: <WindSymmy> 12FRY HER
22:14:52: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Why would I work with such a horrid party of rogues?!"
22:15:03: <DM_Organator> 4 58. That's really stretching 'wind-power', by the way.
22:15:06: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14Counter, punch Symmy out
22:15:11: <WindSymmy> 12Wind is pretty broken.
22:15:14: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I'm not a rogue."
22:15:16: <DM_Organator> 4You are experiencing a hot flash, Bitchworth.
22:15:17: <WindSymmy> 12It can pretty much emulate any other element.
22:15:18: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I'm Ted."
22:15:22: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Well he could move hot wind and cold wind in and out)
22:15:31: <WindSymmy> 12That's why I took it
22:15:32: <WindSymmy> 12Hue.
22:15:39: Lady_Bitchworth 5is experiencing a hot flash. Being in a desert, this isn't a massive surprise.
22:15:50: <DM_Organator> 4It's a pretty hot hot flash.
22:15:54: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Can't really make lava or ice though)
22:15:55: <WindSymmy> 12"This bitch isn't any worth."
22:16:01: <WindSymmy> 12"Let's continue".
22:16:21: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Male, female, bitch, orc, cat, I'm a knight. I can't leave somebody out here."
22:16:30: <DM_Organator> 4A cat trots by.
22:16:39: <DM_Organator> 4It meows briefly at the party and continues on its merry way.
22:16:48: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Ello' kitty."
22:16:49: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Command the cat to come back and castrate WindSymmy.
22:16:55: <WindSymmy> 12Counter
22:16:59: <DM_Organator> 4 77. The cat purrs.
22:17:04: <DM_Organator> 4It sits on the sand.
22:17:05: Ted_ThePeasant 3slumps down and pets it
22:17:06: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"It's /so/ cute!"
22:17:07: <DM_Organator> 4And begins to lick itself.
22:17:11: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Errday we be getting horrid rolls)
22:17:13: <WindSymmy> 12Hurl a strong current at thecat and blow the cat in bitch's face.
22:17:20: CrippleKnight_Meli 14hovers over and scoops the cat in my arms gently. "Hey there little fella."
22:17:21: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Did I hear a cat?"
22:17:23: Lady_Bitchworth 5loves the cat.
22:17:26: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Want to come with us, Kitty?"
22:17:28: <WindSymmy> 12"No, must be your imagination"
22:17:34: <DM_Organator> 4 73, Symmy. You force the cat to roll over onto its belly.
22:17:41: <WindSymmy> 12"Yeah, that's how I roll".
22:17:43: <DM_Organator> 4Then Knight picks it up.
22:17:45: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"D'awww!"
22:17:46: <DM_Organator> 4It licks his face.
22:17:52: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I hear you guys talking about cats, I may be blind but I'm no idiot"
22:17:58: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"What the"
22:18:00: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Heheh. Well, can't leave this little fella out here."
22:18:18: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Want to come wit us, kitty?"
22:18:20: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"You better not let any cat slobber down here"
22:18:29: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"so shall we move onward?"
22:18:31: <WindSymmy> 12"Alright, I got an idea".
22:18:33: <DM_Organator> 4The cat headbutts Melibar.
22:18:34: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Come along, gentlemen. We have an adventure and two new party members."
22:18:39: <DM_Organator> 4Meaning, it headbutts Knight's stomach.
22:18:40: <WindSymmy> 12"We leave the cat with this bitch and go along on our way"
22:18:41: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"...gentlemen?"
22:18:43: <DM_Organator> 4Not hard, in the affectionate cat way.
22:18:44: <WindSymmy> 12"There, everyone's happy".
22:18:56: Lady_Bitchworth 5is now giving WindSymmy the silent treatment.
22:18:58: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Gentlemen and lady. Sorry, habit of travelling."
22:19:02: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I can feel it!
22:19:06: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Very well then."
22:19:15: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I love his/her purr"
22:19:22: CrippleKnight_Meli 14hovers onwards to adventure, cat in his arms
22:19:23: <DM_Organator> 4You think the cat is a girl.
22:19:30: <DM_Organator> 4No penis.
22:19:38: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Just like WindSymmy!
22:19:43: <WindSymmy> 12So punneh xD
22:19:46: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14(Duh dum TSH)
22:19:53: <Lady_Bitchworth> 0Hurr, hurr.
22:19:57: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Should we give her a name, m'lord?"
22:20:24: CrippleKnight_Meli 14checks for a tag or collar
22:20:30: <DM_Organator> 4None.
22:20:39: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Feel free to name her anything ya want."
22:20:46: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Uhhh..."
22:20:53: <DM_Organator> 4Judging from its tannish brown coat, you think this cat may actually be of some kind of...domestic desert cat species.
22:21:03: <DM_Organator> 4You briefly wonder, 'the fuck?'
22:21:03: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Let's call her Mrs. Pinkerton."
22:21:12: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Domestic.....)
22:21:13: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"maybe the cat knows the way to the mountain"
22:21:20: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(HINT)
22:21:24: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"hey cat show us the way to the mountain"
22:21:24: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(HINT)
22:21:28: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"How 'bout, Sandy?"
22:21:34: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Well that would make the cat one of the more intelligent members of this group then..."
22:21:38: <DM_Organator> 4Heh, Sandy.
22:21:40: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Ms.Sandy Pinkerton."
22:21:53: <DM_Organator> 4Thus you christen the cat so: Miss Sandy Pinkerton.
22:21:53: Lady_Bitchworth 5squees with delight.
22:22:00: WindSymmy 12Holds his ears
22:22:03: <WindSymmy> 12"Oh god it hurts".
22:22:14: Lady_Bitchworth 5smirks at WindSymmy and does it again.
22:22:19: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1asks the cat the way to the mountain
22:22:21: <DM_Organator> 4The cat is obviously very pleased by all the attention.
22:22:34: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"What is with the squees?"
22:22:43: <WindSymmy> 12Roll Magic to send a hurricane towards the cat
22:22:44: <DM_Organator> 4The cat stares at Sacred, and stands upon Knight's shoulder for a moment, stretching itself out, again, in the cat way.
22:22:45: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Everybody loves the cat."
22:22:46: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"We have a kitty!"
22:22:48: <WindSymmy> 12because why the fuck not?
22:22:56: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14Because you're a /cunt/!
22:22:57: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Oh I know that"
22:22:59: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"welp i tried"
22:23:00: <DM_Organator> 4Then it hops off his shoulder and begins a quick trot towards the northwest.
22:23:04: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14Counter that faggot!
22:23:08: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"You there, be a dear and punch that man in the face."
22:23:08: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"FOLLOW THAT CAT!"
22:23:10: <DM_Organator> 4 22, Symmy. Counter from Knight.
22:23:13: Lady_Bitchworth 5points casually at the Knight.
22:23:14: <DM_Organator> 4 41.
22:23:23: <WindSymmy> 12"I've had enough of this shit."
22:23:26: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I can hear everything, but I have no clue what you guys are looking at"
22:23:28: <DM_Organator> 4The cat is blown fifty meters away into a sand dune.
22:23:37: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Sandy!"
22:23:39: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Don't be a douchebag to the cat."
22:23:44: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1runs after the cat
22:23:45: WindSymmy 12Laughs like a maniac.
22:23:45: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"What did he do?"
22:23:45: Ted_ThePeasant 3runs towards the cat
22:23:50: Lady_Bitchworth 5stares daggers at WindSymmy.
22:23:56: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"He fucking blew it away!"
22:23:58: <WindSymmy> 12Counter.
22:24:02: <WindSymmy> 12Reflect them towards her.
22:24:06: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14Hue.
22:24:13: <DM_Organator> 4The cat has already worked itself out of the sand dune and is dutifully licking its coat clean again.
22:24:13: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Haha, oh wow.
22:24:29: <DM_Organator> 4 97, Symmy.
22:24:30: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1gives the cat some water
22:24:34: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(HAHaHaHaHAHAHAHa)
22:24:36: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5PFFFTHAHAHA!
22:24:36: <DM_Organator> 4You are stabbed by eye daggers of your own creation.
22:24:37: Ted_ThePeasant 3helps the cat
22:24:45: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Hue
22:24:48: <DM_Organator> 4The cat laps gratefully at the water for a moment.
22:24:48: <WindSymmy> 12What..
22:24:52: Lady_Bitchworth 5begins cackling with laughter at the stupid man.
22:25:09: <DM_Organator> 4Then she glances behind her to ensure the party is paying attention, and begins the same trot towards the same location.
22:25:12: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Now, you two can stop staring at eachother and we can continue onwards, huh?"
22:25:20: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Gladly."
22:25:25: Ted_ThePeasant 3follows Sandy.
22:25:26: <WindSymmy> 12"WHERE IS SHE?"
22:25:29: CrippleKnight_Meli 14follows Ms.Sandy
22:25:30: <WindSymmy> 12"I'LL GOUGE HER EYES OUT"
22:25:38: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1continues to follow the cat
22:25:41: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Follow me, Mage."
22:25:44: Lady_Bitchworth 5smirks and winks at WindSymmy before following the rest of the party.
22:25:46: <DM_Organator> 4It's a bit hard to keep track of Sandy, due to the color of her coat, but the party manages.
22:25:46: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"If anything important happens, tell me, Im going to stop asking for now on"
22:26:12: <WindSymmy> 12"You there, Knight!"
22:26:13: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Gotcha. You can't do much as a gut, anyways."
22:26:15: Lady_Bitchworth 5is wondering where the Hell that other voice is coming from but decides not to ask.
22:26:18: <WindSymmy> 12"Live up to your name and carry me!"
22:26:26: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"...Are you fucking joking?"
22:26:30: <WindSymmy> 12"No."
22:26:36: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"That way, you'll feel less movement and more, ehmm, normal"
22:26:37: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"I have /no/ /legs/."
22:26:38: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"What are you - a woman?"
22:26:47: Lady_Bitchworth 5snickers.
22:26:50: <WindSymmy> 12"Do it anyway"
22:26:54: <WindSymmy> 12"Use your hands"
22:27:04: <DM_Organator> 4Symmy must be a member of the Bitchworth bloodline.
22:27:05: <DM_Organator> 4Sheesh.
22:27:13: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Hah!
22:27:24: <WindSymmy> 12"Stares at the sk-"
22:27:26: <WindSymmy> 12OH WAIT
22:27:28: <WindSymmy> 12I DONT HAVE EYES
22:27:30: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"You remind me of my brother... he was such a little faggot."
22:27:31: WindSymmy 12Flips the sky off
22:27:35: <WindSymmy> 12"Fuck you God"
22:27:57: CrippleKnight_Meli 14sighs. He /is/ blind, so I carry him over my shoulder.
22:27:57: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1uhhh can i do a martial arts roll to teach symmy blindsight?
22:28:10: <WindSymmy> 12"That's my boy!"
22:28:13: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"To be fair, m'lord, you did stab daggers into your eyes..."
22:28:16: CrippleKnight_Meli 14makes sure the pauldron digs into his gut uncomfortably.
22:28:31: <WindSymmy> 12"Now tell me in which direction Bitch is, so I can ki- apologize to her".
22:28:47: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"He's not a very intelligent man, is he peasant? Not like you - you have far more grace than that thing."
22:28:53: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"He could always just use his heightened senses to find his way around"
22:29:03: Lady_Bitchworth 5is grinning like a motherfucker.
22:29:05: <WindSymmy> 12Actually.
22:29:07: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"You're not gonna kiaplogize to anybody until we follow this cat to safety, /then/ we can make nice with the lady."
22:29:11: <WindSymmy> 12Magic roll to turn myself into air and follow the party around
22:29:14: <WindSymmy> 12That's right.
22:29:26: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(M NIGHT SHAMALYAN)
22:29:26: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5>turn yourself into air
22:29:34: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Have fun having no control over your movement!
22:29:41: <WindSymmy> 12I'm /everywhere/
22:29:41: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I suppose so, m'lady."
22:30:03: <DM_Organator> 4The party notices now that over the last hour or so, their arguing has distracted them from the fact that they have approached a small, woodsy area, strangely out of character for this barren desert. It is small enough that the party can circle it in five or ten minutes all the way around.
22:30:07: <DM_Organator> 4It is oddly isolated.
22:30:16: <DM_Organator> 4And the perimeter is clearly circular.
22:30:23: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"...Oh, my."
22:30:27: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Huh.."
22:30:31: <DM_Organator> 4 37, Symmy. You manage to direct yourself around in air form.
22:30:35: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Where's Ms.Sandy at now, then, Organ?"
22:30:39: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Well isn't this just idyllic. There's no way this place could be a trap or a mirage or sinister."
22:30:42: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy patrols on inside the little area.
22:30:44: CrippleKnight_Meli 14peeks into the fourth wall again
22:31:04: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1follows the cat
22:31:13: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Then let's follow our little adventurer."
22:31:15: <DM_Organator> 4Another oddity is that the outside is heavily guarded by reeds, trees and other foliage, so that you cannot really see inside.
22:31:33: <DM_Organator> 4Does anyone not enter the wooded area?
22:31:43: <DM_Organator> 4Okay
22:32:07: <DM_Organator> 4Inside, it is much more roomy. There are still trees and bushes and such, but in much lesser number, and there is a grassy clearing at the center.
22:32:16: <DM_Organator> 4You quickly identify several types of edible berries and nuts.
22:32:28: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Food."
22:32:28: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"This totally will not backfire."
22:32:40: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy looks up at the party.
22:32:42: <DM_Organator> 4"Mra."
22:32:43: <WindSymmy> 12"Here's some fresh nuts for Bitchworth to chew on".
22:32:46: <WindSymmy> 12"We're safe!"
22:32:53: CrippleKnight_Meli 14packs a couple into his pockets. "Thanks, Ms.Sandy!"
22:33:00: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"At least I don't stab myself in the eyes, airhead."
22:33:05: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"time for eating"
22:33:25: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"This makes me wonder how I'm getting out of here, however I'm sure it will work itself out eventually"
22:33:28: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy suddenly stands and darts away.
22:33:34: <WindSymmy> 12"I did it because I didn't need those eyes, they were unneeded 50 grams".
22:33:40: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"...that's a good sign."
22:33:47: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Is that what you did with your penis too?"
22:33:48: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Sandy?"
22:33:57: CrippleKnight_Meli 14turns around to see what is behind me that made her run
22:34:01: Lady_Bitchworth 5covers her mouth with her hand as she giggles.
22:34:04: <DM_Organator> 4There's nothing behind you.
22:34:08: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"I know what that usually m- Oh."
22:34:17: Ted_ThePeasant 3tries to look for Sandy.
22:34:23: <WindSymmy> 12"No, it'd take a lot more time to cut that thing down."
22:34:27: <DM_Organator> 4Ted walks off in the direction Sandy ran.
22:34:32: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I'll go see if I can find her."
22:34:33: <WindSymmy> 12"I keep it hidden till someone like you decides to open their mouth too much".
22:34:34: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"A stiff breeze maybe."
22:34:36: <DM_Organator> 4After a few seconds, he finds her burying her poop in the dirt.
22:34:40: <DM_Organator> 4"Mra."
22:34:44: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"There you are."
22:34:48: <DM_Organator> 4She stretches and walks back to the party.
22:34:56: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Weeeeeeeelp."
22:35:05: Ted_ThePeasant 3walks back
22:35:09: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"This where you live, eh girl?"
22:35:13: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Found her."
22:35:19: Lady_Bitchworth 5strokes the kitten playfully.
22:35:23: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy tilts her head slightly at Lady Bitchworth.
22:35:32: <DM_Organator> 4It is unclear how much Sandy understands.
22:35:38: <DM_Organator> 4But she headbutts Bitchworth's hand anyway.
22:35:50: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Oh."
22:36:07: Lady_Bitchworth 5recoils her hand, tears in her eyes.
22:36:07: Ted_ThePeasant 3sits down
22:36:17: <DM_Organator> 4Nigga, have you never owned a cat?
22:36:23: <DM_Organator> 4That's how they display affection.
22:36:27: <DM_Organator> 4They headbutt.
22:36:28: WindSymmy 12Laughs at the bitch
22:36:28: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Cats aren't unfriendly when they headbutt, lady."
22:36:29: <DM_Organator> 4Not hard.
22:36:31: <WindSymmy> 12"Pathetic.."
22:36:35: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5That's not how /my/ cat displays affection!
22:36:42: <DM_Organator> 4Like, "yeah, nigga, do that more, here's my head"
22:36:46: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1it's annoying when they do it to EVERYTHING like my damn mouse and keyboard
22:36:47: <DM_Organator> 4Your cat's fuckin' weird.
22:36:56: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5You're fuckin' weird.
22:37:04: <WindSymmy> 12Cram it
22:37:05: <WindSymmy> 12Nerd.
22:37:05: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14(>/v/RP - Cat discussion)
22:37:14: Lady_Bitchworth 5flips off WindSymmy.
22:37:28: <WindSymmy> 12Shh..No need to be upset.
22:37:28: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5itbegins.jpg
22:37:30: <WindSymmy> 12Nerd.
22:38:10: <WindSymmy> 12"So..are we just going to play with this cat all day?"
22:38:21: <WindSymmy> 12"Weren't we going to kill a beast or something?"
22:38:26: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy is just hanging out now. She seems very comfortable here.
22:38:26: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Yes. Yes, we are."
22:38:30: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"I hope not. You see anything of note in this small forestry area?"
22:38:38: <WindSymmy> 12"Very funny"
22:38:41: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1starts making camp
22:38:50: Lady_Bitchworth 5sneezes in the direction of WindSymmy.
22:38:56: Ted_ThePeasant 3fiddles with his thumbs, whistling.
22:39:01: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Excuse me.
22:39:01: <WindSymmy> 12"Bitch, I'm everywhere."
22:39:06: <WindSymmy> 12"I'm /the/ /fucking/ /wind/
22:39:07: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"So what do we do now?"
22:39:19: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"I... figure... I'm not sure."
22:39:27: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"We could head onwards."
22:39:30: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"If you were everywhere then you'd have no control over yourself at all. In fact, you wouldn't exist as a person."
22:39:32: <CrippleKnight_Meli> 14"Actually..."
22:39:36: WindSymmy 12Wonders why some random dumb bitch keeps talking to the sky like a psycho.
22:39:43: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy slowly gets back to her feet and walks a few feet to the edge of the clearing and sits there, as if waiting.
22:39:51: CrippleKnight_Meli 14rockets upwards to scope out the land for anything coming soon.
22:40:28: <DM_Organator> 4 35. You rocket above the top of the trees and cast your gaze around.
22:40:34: <DM_Organator> 4A lot more sand.
22:40:45: <CrippleKnight> 14"...Well FUCK."
22:40:52: <CrippleKnight> 14How far are we from the mountain now?"
22:41:05: <WindSymmy> 12"I could scout the area, since I'm the air itself, but I can't, since I'm fucking blind."
22:41:15: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1waits with the cat after collecting food rations
22:41:27: <DM_Organator> 4You can see the bare silhouette of mountains in the distance, in the direction Sandy seems eager to travel.
22:41:40: <WindSymmy> 12"It's obviously a trap!"
22:41:43: <WindSymmy> 12"Don't trust that cat!"
22:42:10: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"And trust some asshat with delusions of being the entire air of this planet? Hah!"
22:42:12: <CrippleKnight> 14"Oh, shut up, we're heading there on the basis of a creepy spectre."
22:42:12: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I trust her"
22:42:23: <CrippleKnight> 14"We're walking into a trap anyways."
22:42:46: <CrippleKnight> 14"Besides: We're more than enough for any trap or trickery!"
22:42:50: <CrippleKnight> 14"Onwards!"
22:42:57: <WindSymmy> 12"Lady Bitch, I suggest you shut up before I rip the air straight from your lungs".
22:43:02: Ted_ThePeasant 3stands up
22:43:04: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I'd like to see you try."
22:43:09: <WindSymmy> 12Roll.
22:43:10: <WindSymmy> 12That.
22:43:11: <WindSymmy> 12Shit.
22:43:33: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(dude, this game has the bad roll curse)
22:43:34: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Come on now, m'lord, les just get along."
22:43:41: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(dont you see what happened to me?)
22:43:47: <WindSymmy> 12(I'm bound to get lucky sooner or later)
22:43:53: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"im guessing the cats waiting for nightfall"
22:43:53: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5I'm totally gonna wait for him to annihilate himself
22:43:54: <WindSymmy> 12(R..Right?)
22:44:00: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(it wont)
22:44:05: <DM_Organator> 4Any counters?
22:44:06: <DM_Organator> 4 5
22:44:08: <DM_Organator> 4 4
22:44:10: <DM_Organator> 4 3
22:44:11: <DM_Organator> 4 2
22:44:11: CrippleKnight 14rolls his eyes and hovers onwards with Sandy
22:44:13: <DM_Organator> 4 1
22:44:14: <DM_Organator> 4 0
22:44:16: <DM_Organator> 4Nope
22:44:31: <DM_Organator> 4Symmy tears the air from Bitchworth's lungs. She falls to her knees, gasping desperately.
22:44:33: <DM_Organator> 4 49.
22:44:42: <WindSymmy> 12"What the fuck did I tell you?"
22:44:53: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Roll to complain at Symmy.
22:44:56: <WindSymmy> 12"Don't mess wit me".
22:45:03: Lady_Bitchworth 5is hyperventilating on the floor, she reaches out to the Knight weakly.
22:45:03: <DM_Organator> 4What do you say, Ted?
22:45:16: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1runs over to lady and does secret air technique
22:45:21: CrippleKnight 14turns around to notice the situation
22:45:21: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Come on now, m'lord, we wasten' time wit this."
22:45:30: <DM_Organator> 4 5, Ted.
22:45:30: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"an' is rude to do that to a lady."
22:45:32: <CrippleKnight> 14"Oh for cripes sake."
22:45:37: <WindSymmy> 12"I guess you have a point"
22:45:42: <WindSymmy> 12"I've wasted enough time with this.."
22:45:44: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Hold on - how come I can't use command on the party but Ed can use complain?
22:45:45: <WindSymmy> 12"Let's continue"
22:45:46: <DM_Organator> 4Symmy, you feel quite guilty for letting your squabble get to this point.
22:45:58: <DM_Organator> 4Because his complain doesn't directly control others actions.
22:46:00: <DM_Organator> 4It just influences them.
22:46:00: <WindSymmy> 12"I..I'm sorry, p-peasant."
22:46:16: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5It achieves the same affect
22:46:18: <DM_Organator> 4He can force people to feel some emotions, but he can't make them kill themselves.
22:46:27: <DM_Organator> 4Or force them to obey him.
22:46:41: <DM_Organator> 4It's mostly up to the player being complained to to decide how much of an effect it has.
22:46:42: <CrippleKnight> 14we get it
22:46:51: <DM_Organator> 4I think most people seem to like the humor in it.
22:47:05: <DM_Organator> 4With Ted as the little voice of sensibility.
22:47:15: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Complaining at a massive sandworm is damn hilarious
22:47:18: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"You have some ways with words ted"
22:47:19: <DM_Organator> 4Yep.
22:47:20: Ted_ThePeasant 3walks over to Bitchworth, and offers her a hand.
22:47:30: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10:3
22:47:31: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"You okay, m'lady."
22:47:33: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1has the cat moved yet
22:47:33: Lady_Bitchworth 5gratefully accepts.
22:47:39: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Thank you, good peasant."
22:47:41: <DM_Organator> 4The cat is waiting, watching the party curiously.
22:47:44: Lady_Bitchworth 5curtsies at Ted.
22:47:50: <DM_Organator> 4She tilts her head again.
22:47:53: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Any time, m'lady."
22:47:54: CrippleKnight 14heads back towards the party, asking Sandy to stay. "Shall we head on now?"
22:47:55: <DM_Organator> 4"Mra."
22:48:03: Ted_ThePeasant 3walks over to Sandy.
22:48:15: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I suppose so, m'lord."
22:48:18: WindSymmy 12Sighs.
22:48:19: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy stands, turning around on the spot, towards the outside of the foresty area.
22:48:27: <DM_Organator> 4Then she trots off again, slower than before.
22:48:30: <WindSymmy> 12"I guess we have no choice but to follow it."
22:48:35: <WindSymmy> 12"Let's go."
22:48:39: Ted_ThePeasant 3follows Sandy.
22:48:41: <CrippleKnight> 14"About time you realized."
22:48:47: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1follows cat
22:49:10: <CrippleKnight> 14"Now then, adventurers, let us follow this cat of leadership and honesty towards our destination!"
22:49:28: <DM_Organator> 4The party follows Sandy out of the clearing and back into the desert.
22:49:41: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"While were walking, I'd like to stir up a discussion on how I'm getting out of here"
22:49:52: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Anyone?"
22:49:53: <DM_Organator> 4She sets off with a calm, confident gait towards the mountains just barely visible in the distance, now that you know they're there.
22:50:01: <CrippleKnight> 14"There's gotta be a healer at town."
22:50:05: <CrippleKnight> 14"I have some essence left."
22:50:15: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(ibb4 birth)
22:50:35: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"...what /is/ that thing speaking? Are you people haunted by spirits or something?"
22:50:47: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Long story mis"
22:50:52: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"magic"
22:50:59: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"M'lord Knight has a man in his stomach."
22:51:00: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Rrrrright."
22:51:08: <CrippleKnight> 14"It's a very long tale, miss, one I'll regale on you when we arrive in safety."
22:51:09: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"...so he's a cannibal?"
22:51:16: <CrippleKnight> 14"For now we can head o- No, no."
22:51:24: <CrippleKnight> 14"Again, it is a /long/ tale."
22:51:24: <WindSymmy> 12"Don't deny it"
22:51:29: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy begins to growl.
22:51:31: <DM_Organator> 4And hiss.
22:51:31: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"we'll fill you in when we're out of this horrid desert"
22:51:35: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Indeed..."
22:51:44: <CrippleKnight> 14"We should h- Oh crap. What's up, Sandy?"
22:51:45: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Uh oh"
22:51:51: Sacred_Mountain_Monk 11,1gets in a stance
22:51:56: <DM_Organator> 4The sand beneath the party shakes like before.
22:52:01: <DM_Organator> 4But this time, a sand worm does not appear.
22:52:05: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Ah oh."
22:52:06: <DM_Organator> 4A GIANT SCORPION APPEARS.
22:52:08: <DM_Organator> 4COMBAT
22:52:10: <DM_Organator> 4INITIATED
22:52:15: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"DAFUQ IS GOING ON"
22:52:25: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Oh."
22:52:40: <DM_Organator> 4It is Melibar's turn.
22:52:46: CrippleKnight 14unsheathes his blade. "Dune-scorpion!"
22:52:47: <DM_Organator> 4He can cast limited magic from inside Knight.
22:53:04: <DM_Organator> 4It generally won't be as powerful as your human form, but you can do things.
22:53:06: <WindSymmy> 12"Oh god, Knight, I didn't know Melibar was inside you.."
22:53:22: <WindSymmy> 12" /Inside/ you "
22:53:38: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Ewww."
22:53:42: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Light it up with fire
22:53:42: <CrippleKnight> 14"Symmy, take the stick out of your ass and stop trying to mock people."
22:53:48: <CrippleKnight> 14"You know damn well what happened."
22:53:51: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Wait - you're inside ALL of us supposedly Mr. Airhead."
22:54:03: <CrippleKnight> 14"..."
22:54:12: Ted_ThePeasant 3coughs
22:54:14: <WindSymmy> 12"I've seen some shit."
22:54:25: Lady_Bitchworth 5shudders.
22:54:36: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(inb4 100)
22:54:39: <WindSymmy> 12"Try not to breathe, Lady"
22:54:47: <WindSymmy> 12"If you don't want me /inside/ you"
22:54:50: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Gladly."
22:54:53: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar casts a spell in some infernal tongue under his breath from the confines of Knight's stomach.
22:54:56: <WindSymmy> 12"Good girl."
22:55:01: <DM_Organator> 4The scorpion bursts into flame.
22:55:09: <DM_Organator> 4It screeches, a lower tone than the sand worm was.
22:55:10: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10( : D )
22:55:10: <DM_Organator> 4 8
22:55:21: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Welp - finally some good luck for Melibar
22:55:22: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Did I get it?"
22:55:26: <CrippleKnight> 14"Wow. You've still got some great power for being in my intestinal track."
22:55:32: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"You did, m'lord!"
22:55:41: <DM_Organator> 4It darts forward, snapping its enormous claws at Knight.
22:55:44: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Finally getting back into business"
22:55:44: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Rrrrright."
22:55:48: <DM_Organator> 4Somehow, it recognized the source of the spell.
22:55:54: <DM_Organator> 4 5
22:55:55: <CrippleKnight> 14Counter, Rocket into it blade first.
22:55:55: <DM_Organator> 4 4
22:56:01: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10wat
22:56:03: <DM_Organator> 4OH wow
22:56:11: <CrippleKnight> 14I'm dead aren't I
22:56:18: <DM_Organator> 4 54 and 95. Knight rockets into the scorpion. Directly into the path of its pincers.
22:56:28: <DM_Organator> 4His useless legs briefly depart from his body.
22:56:29: <WindSymmy> 12You are dead.
22:56:32: <CrippleKnight> 14"Step back, you overgrown lobster, I'll k-"
22:56:33: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Ouch.
22:56:37: <CrippleKnight> 14"Gah, /fuck/!"
22:56:42: <DM_Organator> 4He is mortally wounded.
22:56:43: <DM_Organator> 4Again.
22:56:45: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"You okay, m'lord!"
22:56:53: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Oh, dear."
22:56:53: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"GAHAHGDHDSHJKF"
22:56:54: <CrippleKnight> 14"FUCK NO, I AM /NOT/ OKAY."
22:57:31: <CrippleKnight> 14How's Meli?
22:57:38: <WindSymmy> 12"This is nothing compared to the shit I've seen"
22:57:44: <CrippleKnight> 14Seeing as he's /in/ my /gut/ he's gotta be effected
22:57:49: <DM_Organator> 4It is Symmy's turn.
22:58:38: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Affected*)
22:58:45: <WindSymmy> 12Magic to send a tornado at the scorpion and blow him in a random direction.
22:59:32: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(inb4 1 or 100)
22:59:41: <WindSymmy> 12>98
22:59:50: <DM_Organator> 4 75 and the scorpion counters with 41. Symmy starts to cast a spell, but the scorpion advances quickly, slamming its pincer down in front of him. If he hadn't backed up, he would have been flattened by its enormous poisonous appendage.
22:59:58: <DM_Organator> 4I always do detailed combat actions.
23:00:01: <DM_Organator> 4It is Sacred's turn.
23:00:06: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5But isn't WindSymmy EVERYWHERE?
23:00:08: <WindSymmy> 12This is why I love your DM's.
23:00:16: <DM_Organator> 4Oh, I meant to say, but I forgot
23:00:27: <WindSymmy> 12I'm wind right now, physical can't harm me!
23:00:29: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1i fire a flurry of blows at the scorpion martial arts roll!
23:00:34: <WindSymmy> 12The scorpion can go f*ck itself.
23:00:37: <DM_Organator> 4You coalesced back into human form at the beginning of combat, because you can't do much otherwise.
23:00:40: <DM_Organator> 4Sorry, bad oversight on my part
23:00:41: <WindSymmy> 12...
23:00:46: <DM_Organator> 4But I did mean to say that.
23:00:47: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Hah!
23:00:57: <WindSymmy> 12>Human form
23:00:59: <WindSymmy> 12So I wasn't everywhere!
23:01:05: <WindSymmy> 12Therefore I'm still alive.
23:01:10: <DM_Organator> 4Uhh.
23:01:13: <DM_Organator> 4I don't recall saying you died.
23:01:18: <DM_Organator> 4Anyway
23:01:45: <DM_Organator> 4Sacred charges the scorpion, leaping up into the air and unleashing a series of devastating kicks to its face, the last of which propels him in a backflip to his original position.
23:02:01: <DM_Organator> 4The cracking of chitin fills the air as he breaks plates of the scorpion's natural armor.
23:02:09: <DM_Organator> 4It squeals, backpedaling.
23:02:10: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Well done, m'lord."
23:02:20: <DM_Organator> 4It is Ted's turn.
23:02:30: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1"this is only a taste of my years of training"
23:03:08: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Roll soc to convince the scorpion to leave.
23:03:14: <DM_Organator> 4 36.
23:03:19: <DM_Organator> 4The scorpion does not speak English.
23:03:25: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5'scorpion pls go'
23:03:25: <DM_Organator> 4It is Melibar's turn.
23:04:08: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Wait a second...
23:04:19: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Light that bitch up again
23:04:39: <DM_Organator> 4 70. You can't quite repeat your earlier feat.
23:04:46: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5I know I have piss-poor combat stats but having a turn would be nice...
23:04:54: <DM_Organator> 4Oh shit
23:04:59: <DM_Organator> 4I updated my turn order in my notes
23:05:02: <DM_Organator> 4My bad
23:05:02: <DM_Organator> 4But not in the topic
23:05:21: <DM_Organator> 4There we go
23:05:25: <DM_Organator> 4Why don't you go now, then?
23:05:33: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Alrightee then
23:05:56: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Command roll to co-ordinate the party, (hopefully) to give a bonus to the next attack
23:06:07: <DM_Organator> 4 77. You shout a bit.
23:06:13: <DM_Organator> 4It doesn't help much.
23:06:13: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Awesome.
23:06:21: <DM_Organator> 4It is the scorpion's turn.
23:06:23: <WindSymmy> 12"STOP DOING THAT"
23:06:25: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"YOU THERE! ATTACK THE ENEMY!"
23:06:37: <WindSymmy> 12Party morale -5.
23:06:49: <DM_Organator> 4It raises its stinger once more, sending it hurtling towards...
23:06:54: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy.
23:06:59: <WindSymmy> 12COUNTE- Never mind.
23:07:01: <DM_Organator> 4Maybe they've met?
23:07:01: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10: O
23:07:02: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Oh fuck no.
23:07:03: <CrippleKnight> 14COUNTER
23:07:03: <CrippleKnight> 14THAT
23:07:04: <DM_Organator> 4 5
23:07:08: <CrippleKnight> 14SHIT
23:07:11: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10:OOOOOO
23:07:11: <DM_Organator> 4You do not have your counter back yet.
23:07:12: <DM_Organator> 4 4
23:07:13: <DM_Organator> 4 3
23:07:14: <DM_Organator> 4 2
23:07:16: <DM_Organator> 4 1
23:07:16: <CrippleKnight> 14SOMEBODY
23:07:16: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5COUNTER!
23:07:17: <CrippleKnight> 14SOMEBODY
23:07:18: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Countger
23:07:21: <DM_Organator> 4Bitchworth counters.
23:07:28: <DM_Organator> 4HAHAHAHAHAHA
23:07:32: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10oboi
23:07:33: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Oh boy.
23:07:36: <WindSymmy> 12Inb4 100
23:07:41: <WindSymmy> 12or 97
23:08:04: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10im scared
23:08:08: <WindSymmy> 12oh boy here we go
23:08:17: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3give it to me straight, Doc.
23:08:20: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10its going to suprise me I know it
23:08:29: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5This will either go really well or really badly
23:08:44: <DM_Organator> 4The scorpion's stinger makes a whistling sound as it speeds through the air. Bitchworth gasps and leaps into action, raising her hands in defense of Sandy.
23:08:56: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5This can only end well.
23:09:02: <DM_Organator> 4She slaps the stinger.
23:09:06: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Wait wait waIT
23:09:09: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10we need music
23:09:26: <DM_Organator> 4It is redirected into the scorpion's eye, killing it almost instantly.
23:09:32: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5HAHA, OH WOW
23:09:35: <DM_Organator> 4However, she is now poisoned.
23:09:39: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Best i could do
23:09:39: <DM_Organator> 4 99 and 98 counter.
23:09:41: <DM_Organator> 4Seriously.
23:09:41: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ1GbBlS9wM
23:09:46: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Heh... heh... totally... worth it."
23:09:47: <WindSymmy> 12OH WHAT?
23:09:58: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5What the fuck just happened.
23:10:00: <CrippleKnight> 14"Oh, good fuck."
23:10:01: <DM_Organator> 4Bitchworth collapses into convulsions.
23:10:03: <WindSymmy> 12"Alright, let's just leave both these animals to die".
23:10:04: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"You okay, m'lady?
23:10:06: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10I am like I said I would be, surprised
23:10:08: <WindSymmy> 12"LET US GO!"
23:10:11: <WindSymmy> 12"CONTINUE ONWARDS!"
23:10:21: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Fuck shit what happened"
23:10:25: CrippleKnight 14hovers up, in horrid pain
23:10:26: Ted_ThePeasant 3runs towards Bitchworth
23:10:32: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I heard a gasp"
23:10:41: <WindSymmy> 12"Nothing much"
23:10:43: <WindSymmy> 12"Let's continue"
23:10:49: <DM_Organator> 4The party notices at this point that unlike the sand worm, the scorpion came from some kind of underground lair.
23:10:59: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy licks herself, seemingly bored for a moment.
23:11:06: <DM_Organator> 4Then she gets up and hops down into the chamber.
23:11:07: Ted_ThePeasant 3wraps his cloak around Bitchworth, and picks her up.
23:11:14: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Can anyone tell me what just happened?
23:11:16: Lady_Bitchworth 5is shaking violently.
23:11:52: <CrippleKnight> 14"There had /better/ be some kind of healer down there."
23:11:55: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Fucking cat, I save it and it just pisses off!
23:11:56: <CrippleKnight> 14"Or an owner."
23:12:07: <DM_Organator> 4You hear an echoey "mra" from the chamber.
23:12:10: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Hopefully, m'lord."
23:12:19: <WindSymmy> 12"Was it worth it, you dumb bitch?"
23:12:22: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Who got hurt"
23:12:24: CrippleKnight 14hovers, carrying his own legs
23:12:29: <WindSymmy> 12"This cat has only been trouble for us"
23:12:33: Lady_Bitchworth 5wheezes loudly in response.
23:12:38: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1well i gotta get to bed so if possible id like to go out in a flashy way (i'd like to use my secret healing technique and restore knights legs and cure ladys poison but consumes my body entirely in the process)
23:12:41: <CrippleKnight> 14"I'm /legless/ now, and the lass is poisoned."
23:12:45: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"The woman?"
23:13:13: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Shes going to die soon, we have to choose what we do and stick with it"
23:13:14: <DM_Organator> 4Uh, I hate to rain on your parade, but there's no way that even I could justify crafting a pair of legs out of your own body as 'martial arts'.
23:13:22: <DM_Organator> 4The "mra" comes again, insistent.
23:13:25: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1eh i tried lol
23:13:42: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I vote cave"
23:14:03: <CrippleKnight> 14"The cave is closer."
23:14:06: <WindSymmy> 12>Enter Chamber
23:14:07: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I suppose so, Sandy seems to think it's the right way."
23:14:08: <CrippleKnight> 14"Somebody carry the lady."
23:14:11: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Maybe there is an antidote, considering thats where the scorpion lived"
23:14:12: WindSymmy 12Enters the chamber!
23:14:17: <CrippleKnight> 14"I'll... just carry my own legs."
23:14:18: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Ted's carrying me
23:14:19: <WindSymmy> 12"What glory awaits me here?"
23:14:19: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3(I already am)
23:14:20: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1anyway im about to passout. What's my character gonna do?
23:14:31: <DM_Organator> 4The party carefully descends into the stone chamber. It is barren, for the most part.
23:14:42: <DM_Organator> 4Except for a stone statue in the corner, by which Sandy sits patiently.
23:14:43: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5He pisses himself and runs off into the distance forever, Al!
23:14:47: <DM_Organator> 4Yep.
23:14:51: <DM_Organator> 4You piss yourself and run off into the distance forever.
23:14:53: <WindSymmy> 12STR Roll
23:14:56: <WindSymmy> 12Smash the statue
23:14:57: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1lol sure
23:14:57: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Hah.
23:14:57: <DM_Organator> 4A fitting end for a heroic monk.
23:15:05: <DM_Organator> 4 79.
23:15:06: <DM_Organator> 4You hurt your hand.
23:15:08: <Sacred_Mountain_Monk> 11,1anyway night ill be back on when i wake up
23:15:14: <DM_Organator> 4The eyes of the statue burst into flame.
23:15:14: <WindSymmy> 12"owowowow"
23:15:15: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Night
23:15:18: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Laters, Al
23:15:22: <WindSymmy> 12U wot m8?
23:15:26: <WindSymmy> 12Later dude.
23:15:28: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"That wasn't very smart, m'lord."
23:15:29: Lady_Bitchworth 5manages a faint smile at WindSymmy hurting himself.
23:15:31: <CrippleKnight> 14"...Oh, great."
23:15:35: <DM_Organator> 4Now with this light, you see the statue is of a tall woman, slender but powerful in appearance.
23:15:40: <WindSymmy> 12"I saw that..."
23:15:55: <WindSymmy> 12"Holy shit, it's Lady Bitch Nr : 2."
23:16:14: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I have a second option that we should try doing if what were doing know doesn't work"
23:16:20: Lady_Bitchworth 5tries to say something but ends up coughing loudly instead.
23:16:21: <DM_Organator> 4She wears a thin, lengthy strip of cloth that wraps around her body and nothing else.
23:16:21: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Now*
23:16:24: <WindSymmy> 12lik dis if ur a strong inpendnut black womn wh don't ned no man
23:16:35: <DM_Organator> 4"Speak," commands the statue.
23:16:40: <DM_Organator> 4"Mra," adds Sandy.
23:16:42: <WindSymmy> 12"No, you speak!"
23:16:46: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Ello', m'lady!"
23:16:49: <CrippleKnight> 14"..Who are you?"
23:16:51: <DM_Organator> 4The statue remains silent at Symmy's command.
23:17:03: <WindSymmy> 12"Hah, the best it could do is quiver in fear at my words!"
23:17:04: <CrippleKnight> 14"Symmy, shut up."
23:17:13: <DM_Organator> 4"I am Vester."
23:17:16: <DM_Organator> 4It does not elaborate.
23:17:16: Mageknight_Melibar 10whispers "Ted, work your words"
23:17:19: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Can you help us? We are hurt.:
23:17:29: <DM_Organator> 4A soft glow fills the room.
23:17:43: <DM_Organator> 4Everyone is fully healed. Knight's legs are returned. Bitchworth is no longer poisoned.
23:17:48: <DM_Organator> 4Symmy's hand still hurts.
23:17:54: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"You okay, m'lady?"
23:17:55: <WindSymmy> 12"This is nothing!"
23:18:00: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(What about me?)
23:18:03: <DM_Organator> 4"For services rendered," the statue says.
23:18:03: Ted_ThePeasant 3gently puts Bitchworth down
23:18:03: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I, erm... thank you, kind... statue?"
23:18:07: <DM_Organator> 4(NOPE)
23:18:18: <DM_Organator> 4It tuts.
23:18:19: Lady_Bitchworth 5curtsies at the statue and then at the peasant.
23:18:26: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Thank you, m'lady Vester!"
23:18:28: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Can I get some healing?"
23:18:35: <DM_Organator> 4"Believe you have suffered quite long enough, dark one?" it queries.
23:18:35: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Please?"
23:18:48: <DM_Organator> 4It sounds almost but not quite amused.
23:18:57: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Yes, yes I have"
23:19:06: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Our friend is inside the knight, could you get him out and in one peace?"
23:19:32: <DM_Organator> 4A naked body appears from the loose dusting of sand in the chamber. It is not quite human.
23:19:39: <DM_Organator> 4But not in the way that Melibar's old body was.
23:19:56: <DM_Organator> 4Instead, in a way you can't quite identify or describe.
23:19:57: <DM_Organator> 4Just a feeling.
23:20:08: <WindSymmy> 12"I don't trust this."
23:20:08: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar feels his spirit forced into the shell.
23:20:20: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"hyyeeeaaahhh" *fwoop*
23:20:29: <CrippleKnight> 14"...Wow."
23:20:32: <WindSymmy> 12"Welcome back, Melibro."
23:20:36: <WindSymmy> 12"How are you feeling?"
23:20:43: Ted_ThePeasant 3hands Melibar a cloak
23:20:47: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Well that's not something you see often..."
23:20:51: Mageknight_Melibar 10looks at himself
23:20:52: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Ere' you go, m'lord."
23:20:59: <DM_Organator> 4You're pretty well endowed.
23:21:05: Mageknight_Melibar 10looks up and grabs the cloak with a smile
23:21:07: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Oh boy.
23:21:07: <DM_Organator> 4But your body is hairless.
23:21:09: <DM_Organator> 4Even your head.
23:21:22: WindSymmy 12Laughs at the MageKnight
23:21:47: CrippleKnight 14passes the remaining Melibar's Essencto Melibar
23:21:50: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Thank you for the help, m'lady Vester."
23:21:55: <CrippleKnight> 14essence*
23:22:00: Ted_ThePeasant 3bows before the statue
23:22:34: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Not what I expected, but better none the less"
23:22:35: <RocketKnight> 14"And... what do we owe you for this assistance, Vester?"
23:22:40: Lady_Bitchworth 5curtsies once again. "Erialorb's blessings upon you."
23:22:42: Mageknight_Melibar 10bows aswell
23:22:43: <DM_Organator> 4The statue does not respond at first.
23:22:52: <WindSymmy> 12"It wants nothing, let's take our leave".
23:22:55: <DM_Organator> 4After a few seconds, it replies, "For services rendered," as it had before.
23:23:08: <DM_Organator> 4The flames wink out.
23:23:09: <RocketKnight> 14"...I thank you."
23:23:15: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Is there any way we can repay yo-"
23:23:16: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy goes, "mra".
23:23:22: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Well."
23:23:26: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I guess not."
23:23:38: <RocketKnight> 14"Onwards we go, then?"
23:23:40: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Now if you don't mind me..." Melibar walks over to the cat
23:23:41: <WindSymmy> 12Roll Magic to crush the statue with /pressure/.
23:23:44: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Where to now, Sandy?"
23:23:47: <RocketKnight> 14"I... guess we leave Sandy here?"
23:23:51: <WindSymmy> 12"We won't be needing your services anymore!"
23:23:52: <DM_Organator> 4 22, Symmy.
23:23:58: <RocketKnight> 14Oh /hell/ no.
23:24:05: <DM_Organator> 4You feel yourself being crushed with a pressure identical to the pressure you apply on the statue.
23:24:05: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10You've doomed us all
23:24:07: <RocketKnight> 14Cancel that right now or you're getting hurt.
23:24:20: <DM_Organator> 4A bone in your shin cracks before you are forced by your own survival instincts to stop.
23:24:26: <DM_Organator> 4The statue appears unharmed.
23:24:28: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Holy karma, batman!
23:24:35: Mageknight_Melibar 10pets the cat
23:24:47: <WindSymmy> 12"I'm going to crush this statue one day"
23:24:52: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy purrs softly, then positions herself carefully, and makes a mighty leap out of the pit.
23:24:55: <DM_Organator> 4Back onto the sand above.
23:24:56: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3>Tries to destroy something with god like powers
23:25:08: <DM_Organator> 4A ladder descends. Strange. You don't think there was one up there in the first place.
23:25:17: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Odd."
23:25:22: Mageknight_Melibar 10gives a small gasp
23:25:23: Ted_ThePeasant 3walks to the ladder
23:25:29: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Anyone have my sword?"
23:25:29: <RocketKnight> 14"Hm. A grand blessing has fallen upon us, far be it from me to make waste of it."
23:25:33: Lady_Bitchworth 5proceeds up the ladder.
23:25:33: <RocketKnight> 14"ONWARDS TO THE MOUNTAIN."
23:25:52: RocketKnight 14climbs the ladder
23:25:57: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Do we have any Melibars old stuff?
23:26:01: <DM_Organator> 4No.
23:26:02: <DM_Organator> 4It all burned.
23:26:08: Mageknight_Melibar 10sighs and follows up
23:26:16: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Sorry, Melibar, it was all lost in the fire."
23:26:16: <RocketKnight> 14"You can take my cloak, now-nude one."
23:26:24: RocketKnight 14takes off his cloak and passes it.
23:26:36: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"already got mine from Ted"
23:26:47: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Don't expect any of my clothes, reborn man."
23:26:50: <RocketKnight> 14"So be it."
23:26:59: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Haha good one"
23:27:02: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy is chewing on her foot absently.
23:27:13: <DM_Organator> 4She looks up as the party emerges from the chamber.
23:27:15: Ted_ThePeasant 3climbs up the ladder
23:27:41: <DM_Organator> 4As the last one up stands on sand again, a massive door swings up from the sand on the opposite side of the chamber.
23:27:53: <RocketKnight> 14Roll to stab Symmy to death before he backstabs us, like he just told me he would in PM.
23:27:58: <WindSymmy> 12What?
23:28:00: <WindSymmy> 12No
23:28:01: <WindSymmy> 12I was joking.
23:28:02: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5HAHA, OH WOW.
23:28:05: <DM_Organator> 4Sand pours off of it. You can see it is of the same stone as the chamber before it swings shut completely.
23:28:07: <DM_Organator> 4Okay.
23:28:07: <WindSymmy> 12Also Counter.
23:28:09: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Do it.
23:28:12: <WindSymmy> 12CRUSH HIM
23:28:28: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10oboiherewego.jpeg
23:28:41: <DM_Organator> 4 60 and 19. Knight charges towards Symmy, stabbing, but Symmy repels him, sending him backwards onto his ass.
23:28:44: <DM_Organator> 4Combat initiated?
23:28:45: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3roll complain to get everyone to stop fighting?
23:28:49: <WindSymmy> 12"You sit the fuck back"
23:28:50: <RocketKnight> 14"Gah!"
23:28:54: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"The fuck are you doing?"
23:29:01: <WindSymmy> 12"This guy tried to kill me!"
23:29:02: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Get him! Get him!"
23:29:07: <DM_Organator> 4Ted, you stumble over your words, feeling a sudden migraine come on.
23:29:09: RocketKnight 14stands back on his legs.
23:29:11: <DM_Organator> 4 99. You pass out on the spot.
23:29:19: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Oh, dear."
23:29:20: Ted_ThePeasant 3falls over
23:29:22: <WindSymmy> 12"You wish to continue this, knight?"
23:29:24: <RocketKnight> 14"Sorry. I don't know what came over m- Ted!"
23:29:28: Lady_Bitchworth 5rushes over to the peasant.
23:29:37: <WindSymmy> 12"Tch, damn knights".
23:29:44: <RocketKnight> 14"No. I apologize for that, even."
23:29:54: <DM_Organator> 4Ted begins sweating. It is uncertain if that is because of whatever injuries he may have sustained, or because of the desert itself.
23:29:58: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10http://i.imgur.com/d9qVS.gif
23:30:00: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Don't /apologize/ to him! That man is a maniac!"
23:30:03: <WindSymmy> 12"Do that again, and air won't be the only thing I'm going to rip from you."
23:30:30: <DM_Organator> 4Something rolls. 44. Bitchworth's hands glow as she checks Ted's forehead for a fever. Ted wakes up.
23:30:38: <DM_Organator> 4His head pounds still, but he is conscious.
23:30:40: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Coolio.
23:30:48: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Wakey wakey, sleepyhead."
23:30:53: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Huh?"
23:30:59: <RocketKnight> 14"...How did you j- Oh, nevermind. Onwards."
23:31:01: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Wut happened?"
23:31:05: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Me head."
23:31:05: Lady_Bitchworth 5has no idea what the fuck just happened.
23:31:06: RocketKnight 14helps Ted stand
23:31:12: <WindSymmy> 12"You died."
23:31:15: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Thanks, m'lord
23:31:15: <WindSymmy> 12"Welcome to Hell."
23:31:26: Ted_ThePeasant 3rubs the back of his head
23:31:27: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Hah - Hell is much nicer than this."
23:31:34: <WindSymmy> 12"Good point."
23:31:46: <RocketKnight> 14"It may be, but damn if I'm going there. Onwards!"
23:31:53: Lady_Bitchworth 5mumbles something under her breath.
23:31:55: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Aye."
23:32:00: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Shall we continue on our quest to the mountains?"
23:32:03: Ted_ThePeasant 3follows Knight
23:32:13: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Oh fuck me I'm always late"
23:32:21: Lady_Bitchworth 5follows after the peasant, fawning over him to make sure he's okay.
23:32:22: Mageknight_Melibar 10kicks some sand and follows
23:32:36: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=ASj81daun5Q
23:32:46: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy continues at the front of the group, though they don't necessarily need her guidance to find the mountains anymore.
23:33:07: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5We need all the guidance we can possibly get
23:33:10: <DM_Organator> 4They are pretty obvious at this point.
23:33:15: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I'll be okay, m'lady."
23:33:30: <DM_Organator> 4And as the party travels, the land gradually returns to plains and woods in the distance, until they reach the edge of the desert.
23:33:32: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"You better be or you'll have ME to deal with!"
23:33:46: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I...Will..."
23:33:46: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy sits down.
23:33:47: <WindSymmy> 12>She wants to fuck
23:33:50: <RocketKnight> 14"I... am struggling to figure what that means."
23:34:07: <RocketKnight> 14"Hey, what is it, Sandy?"
23:34:08: Lady_Bitchworth 5ignores the comments like a woman would do.
23:34:14: <DM_Organator> 4She tilts her head at Knight.
23:34:15: <DM_Organator> 4"Mra."
23:34:26: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"You okay, Sandy?"
23:34:36: <DM_Organator> 4She gives the same response to Ted.
23:34:49: Lady_Bitchworth 5looks over at the cat.
23:34:51: RocketKnight 14heads onwards to see what Sandy does
23:34:51: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Mra?"
23:34:59: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy remains sitting.
23:35:09: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy tilts her head at Bitchworth, as well.
23:35:10: <DM_Organator> 4"Mra."
23:35:12: <RocketKnight> 14"I guess she sees this as the end of her travels with us."
23:35:13: <WindSymmy> 12STR roll to kick Sandy.
23:35:14: Ted_ThePeasant 3pats Sandy "Something ahead?"
23:35:19: <RocketKnight> 14Counter.
23:35:22: <RocketKnight> 14Cut his leg.
23:35:27: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Cut it right off!
23:35:31: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3>Here we go again.
23:35:39: <DM_Organator> 4 47 and 11. Knight stabs Symmy in the meat of his lower leg as he extends it to kick Sandy.
23:35:49: <WindSymmy> 12"This is nothing!"
23:35:51: <RocketKnight> 14"Don't even /think/ of it."
23:35:52: <DM_Organator> 4The pain is crippling on its own.
23:35:53: <WindSymmy> 12"Such a thing won't stop me!"
23:35:57: <DM_Organator> 4He begins crying.
23:35:59: <DM_Organator> 4He can no longer stand,.
23:36:02: <WindSymmy> 12;_;7
23:36:09: <RocketKnight> 14"I can see you withholding te- Oh, now that's just pathetic."
23:36:11: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Need help, m'lord?"
23:36:12: <WindSymmy> 12Roll RES to man up.
23:36:16: Lady_Bitchworth 5laughs bitchfully at WindSymmy - the laughter pierces his soul.
23:36:19: RocketKnight 14sheathes his blade.
23:36:23: <WindSymmy> 12>Implying I have a soul.
23:36:27: <DM_Organator> 4 54. Your RES roll fails.
23:36:33: <RocketKnight> 14"I hate to see a grown man cry. Come on, now."
23:36:36: <DM_Organator> 4You try to stand, wobble, and fall over again.
23:36:40: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5You have enough of a soul to cry like a little girl!
23:36:42: Ted_ThePeasant 3offers a hand to Symmy.
23:36:45: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy does not react to this in any way.
23:36:54: <DM_Organator> 4Nor did she the kick.
23:36:58: Lady_Bitchworth 5tries to stop herself giggling but can't
23:37:11: <WindSymmy> 12"Why do you remain loyal to me, peasant?"
23:37:27: <DM_Organator> 4This is going to end in a hug and lots of crying.
23:37:28: <DM_Organator> 4I just know it.
23:37:31: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I just want everyone to be in once peace, m'lord."
23:37:38: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Or we'll end up killing someone
23:37:40: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Come on now."
23:37:46: WindSymmy 12Sniffs
23:37:54: <WindSymmy> 12"F-fine.."
23:38:21: <WindSymmy> 12ONWARDS WITH THE STORY DM
23:38:25: <WindSymmy> 12NOTHING TO SEE HERE
23:38:31: RocketKnight 14pats Sandy one last time before heading onwards.
23:38:37: <RocketKnight> 14"See ya."
23:38:40: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy headbutts Knight.
23:38:54: Ted_ThePeasant 3leans Symmy off his shoulder
23:38:55: Lady_Bitchworth 5gives the cat a tickle before following the Knight, trying to keep back the tears.
23:39:04: <RocketKnight> 14"I'm pretty sure my guts are still strewn across the sand if you get hungry."
23:39:09: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Okay, lets try to get along now, eh, m'lord?"
23:39:12: RocketKnight 14heads off.
23:39:16: <DM_Organator> 4You can hear Sandy's gentle purring even as you walk away.
23:39:19: <DM_Organator> 4How sad.
23:39:20: <WindSymmy> 12"Alright..but stop calling me m'lord".
23:39:29: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Sorry, m'lord."
23:39:33: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"errah."
23:39:36: <WindSymmy> 12"What did I just tell you?"
23:39:47: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Habbit, uhh, Symmy."
23:39:48: Lady_Bitchworth 5makes sure to look away from the party as she cries.
23:39:57: <WindSymmy> 12"Hey guys! Look!"
23:40:02: <WindSymmy> 12"Bitch is crying!"
23:40:06: <RocketKnight> 14The party continues onwards?
23:40:07: <RocketKnight> 14Hue.
23:40:08: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"N-no I'm not!"
23:40:16: <DM_Organator> 4After several more miles, it is nearly night again.
23:40:19: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Now, now, Symmy."
23:40:44: <DM_Organator> 4You are in a large plain, bordered on either sides by thin forests.
23:40:50: <DM_Organator> 4The mountains are but another day's travel, if that.
23:41:12: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Looks like we're almost there."
23:41:13: <DM_Organator> 4There do not appear to be any towns out here, past the desert.
23:42:07: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I've been through the desert with a cat with no name..."
23:42:16: <DM_Organator> 4Does the party rest here or continue onwards?
23:42:21: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"We named her remember?"
23:42:35: <RocketKnight> 14"I figure we could rest here for now."
23:42:38: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I wonder what her real name was..."
23:42:41: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Should we take a rest 'ere?"
23:42:52: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Ah, I see what you mean now"
23:43:04: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Well, from the looks of the fur, she does seem domesticated"
23:43:05: <WindSymmy> 12"Let's take a rest, just this once"
23:43:15: <WindSymmy> 12"It's ok now, peasant, you can put me down"
23:43:21: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"And if she did belong to someone, she probably left for a reason"
23:43:21: <WindSymmy> 12"I mean, Ted."
23:43:27: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5D'awww
23:43:27: Ted_ThePeasant 3gently puts down Symmy
23:43:34: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"There you go, Symmy."
23:43:53: Ted_ThePeasant 3flops down, and leans against a dune.
23:44:04: <DM_Organator> 4Dune?
23:44:08: <DM_Organator> 4Nigga, we are out of the desert.
23:44:10: <DM_Organator> 4We have been.
23:44:13: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3oh
23:44:22: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Then just sits down
23:44:25: RocketKnight 14flops down and rests against a rock.
23:44:30: <RocketKnight> 14Or grass mound.
23:44:32: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"...none of you have any camping equipment?"
23:44:49: <WindSymmy> 12"We can use your body as a tent"
23:44:51: <RocketKnight> 14"Most of it either burned or was destroyed."
23:44:52: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"We didn't have enough money for anything, m'lady."
23:44:53: <WindSymmy> 12"And go inside"
23:45:00: <RocketKnight> 14"Shut up, Mage."
23:45:06: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"What kind of adventurers are you people."
23:45:13: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Uhh..."
23:45:13: Lady_Bitchworth 5sighs frustratedly.
23:45:16: <RocketKnight> 14"...come to think of it I don't know any of your names."
23:45:27: <RocketKnight> 14"I'm a Rocket Knight, I pride myself on living in the outlands."
23:45:31: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"We just kinda met in a tavern."
23:45:35: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I'm Ted."
23:45:41: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Rrrrright."
23:46:15: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"My name is, er... Lady. Yes, you may address me as Lady."
23:46:20: <WindSymmy> 12"The question is.."
23:46:24: <WindSymmy> 12"Why did you decide to join us?"
23:46:39: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I use to till fields until the ghost man told us to go to the mountains."
23:46:49: <RocketKnight> 14"Pleasant to meet you, "Lady", Ted, and..."
23:46:52: <RocketKnight> 14"You two?"
23:46:58: <WindSymmy> 12"You can call me Master."
23:46:58: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Because you are handsome and I secretly wish to copulate with you, Mage."
23:47:20: <DM_Organator> 4Wait what
23:47:25: <WindSymmy> 12"I hope you're not being serious, because I'm about to puke my intestines out."
23:47:25: RocketKnight 14clicks his tongue. "I can taste the sarcasm."
23:47:42: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Oh, don't say mean things like that. It hurts my feeling."
23:47:43: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Mhmmm"
23:48:20: <WindSymmy> 12"I'm sure it does."
23:48:33: <RocketKnight> 14"So, Mr."Reborn by a cat god" over there, you gonna introduce yourself or are we just gonna rest now?"
23:48:44: <WindSymmy> 12"Your feeling hurt my non existing soul to this point".
23:48:55: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Good."
23:48:59: <WindSymmy> 12"Good."
23:49:02: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"GOOD."
23:49:06: <WindSymmy> 12"GREAT."
23:49:08: Mageknight_Melibar 10points at himself
23:49:11: Ted_ThePeasant 3twiddles his thumbs listing to the conversation.
23:49:13: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Fan-fucking-tastic!"
23:49:21: RocketKnight 14clicks his tongue. "I can taste the tsundere in the air."
23:49:27: <WindSymmy> 12"RADI-FUCKING-CAL"
23:49:35: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"B-E-A-UTIFUL."
23:49:54: <WindSymmy> 12"MARVELOUS"
23:50:01: <DM_Organator> 4What a jerk, that guy
23:50:02: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"WONDERFUL."
23:50:10: <WindSymmy> 12"TRE-FUCKING-MENDOUS"
23:50:10: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Well it is weird not knowing each others names for several days due to a meetup by chance at a tavern where a ghost randomly appears and give us a quest in which we all just happened to accept"
23:50:21: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Agreeable."
23:50:30: <WindSymmy> 12"Worth nothing."
23:50:36: <WindSymmy> 12noting*
23:50:36: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Disgusting."
23:50:38: <WindSymmy> 12Hue.
23:50:42: <WindSymmy> 12"Gross."
23:50:49: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Horrendous."
23:50:55: <WindSymmy> 12"Horrid"
23:50:55: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5This is a great conversation
23:51:01: <WindSymmy> 12Indeed..
23:51:01: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Mage."
23:51:05: <WindSymmy> 12"Bitch."
23:51:05: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Soo uhh, my name is Melibar, I'm half man, half demon."
23:51:14: <RocketKnight> 14"Neat-o."
23:51:17: <WindSymmy> 12I mean..
23:51:19: <WindSymmy> 12"LADY."
23:51:35: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"MA- Hey, that won't work on me."
23:51:47: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Clever bastard
23:51:53: <WindSymmy> 12Hue.
23:52:32: <WindSymmy> 12"What is it, Madam?"
23:52:47: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"It would appear that we are the only people talking."
23:52:55: <WindSymmy> 12"Indeed it would."
23:53:00: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Quite."
23:53:00: <DM_Organator> 4Everyone else has gone to sleep.
23:53:08: <WindSymmy> 12"Obviously."
23:53:10: <DM_Organator> 4If you want to make out a little bit, no one would notice.
23:53:15: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Oh, you!
23:53:26: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10>implying im asleep
23:53:35: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar snores a little in his sleep.
23:53:41: Lady_Bitchworth 5stares at the Mage.
23:53:46: WindSymmy 12Stares back
23:53:49: <DM_Organator> 4Oh god
23:53:55: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10( >: ( )
23:54:00: Lady_Bitchworth 5licks her lips.
23:54:02: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3>dey gun fug : DDDDD
23:54:13: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Make sure you guys are logging)
23:54:15: <WindSymmy> 12Oh fuck I'm bursting into treats irl.
23:54:19: <DM_Organator> 4(I never stop logging)
23:54:28: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3I always log)
23:54:39: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Were waiting you two)
23:54:41: Lady_Bitchworth 5grins at the Mage lustfully.
23:54:47: <DM_Organator> 4IT'S HAPPENING
23:54:50: <WindSymmy> 12ROLL TO CRUSH MELIBAR WITH /wind/
23:55:01: <DM_Organator> 4You fall over backwards from a sudden gust of wind.
23:55:02: <DM_Organator> 4 90.
23:55:07: <WindSymmy> 12Fuck.
23:55:10: <DM_Organator> 4How anticlimactic.
23:55:17: <RocketKnight> 14(Get on top of him.)
23:55:30: <WindSymmy> 12These rolls man.
23:55:38: Lady_Bitchworth 5puts her face in her palms.
23:55:42: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"You fucking idiot!"
23:55:46: <DM_Organator> 4And the moment was gone.
23:55:51: <WindSymmy> 12"I blame you for being a useless bitch"
23:55:53: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Huh?"
23:55:57: Ted_ThePeasant 3yawns
23:55:58: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Damnit I had music lined up too)
23:56:03: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Oh, get on with it."
23:56:06: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Somthen' goen on?"
23:56:14: <WindSymmy> 12"No, it's nothing."
23:56:17: <DM_Organator> 4Ted looks exhausted.
23:56:19: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Oh."
23:56:26: Ted_ThePeasant 3falls back asleep.
23:56:29: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"And now they're fucking awake..."
23:56:36: <DM_Organator> 4Ted was the only one who woke up.
23:56:40: <WindSymmy> 12"A sudden breeze went past by"
23:56:44: <WindSymmy> 12"What's wrong with that?"
23:56:56: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5And he's back to sleep?
23:57:01: <DM_Organator> 4Yes.
23:57:27: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(We doing this or what?)
23:57:28: Lady_Bitchworth 5walks over and whispers something in the Mage's ear.
23:57:46: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Command roll, point at the Knight's weakpoint.
23:58:08: <DM_Organator> 4What?
23:58:13: <RocketKnight> 14i don't want to know
23:58:16: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5What?
23:58:20: <WindSymmy> 12What?
23:58:31: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10What?
23:58:36: <DM_Organator> 4You whisper in Symmy's ear while pointing at Knight's junk?
23:58:42: <DM_Organator> 4"Hey, go blow him"?
23:58:47: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3http://cs11010.userapi.com/g31584458/a_fc8713be.jpg
23:58:49: <WindSymmy> 12"What the fuck, Bitch"
23:58:51: <DM_Organator> 4"It'll be super-hot"
23:59:04: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Go on - blow him."
23:59:08: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(This must be played: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Af8fiGXWTo
23:59:33: <DM_Organator> 4Suddenly, a massive gust of wind rips through the air underneath Melibar. He rolls over several times in the air before landing with a thud and a grunt on the ground. Everyone wakes up.
23:59:37: <DM_Organator> 4His roll was 8.
23:59:53: <RocketKnight> 14"Wha-!?"
23:59:55: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Bah - fine. Picky sod you are."
23:59:55: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Hih?"
23:59:58: <WindSymmy> 12"What just happened?"
00:00:04: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Huh wha?"
00:00:06: Ted_ThePeasant 3yawns
00:00:13: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Somethen' happen again?"
00:00:17: Lady_Bitchworth 5folds her arms, feigning ignorance.
00:00:35: RocketKnight 14sprouts onto his feet. "Danger? Enemies?"
00:00:42: <WindSymmy> 12"Get in positions."
00:00:50: <DM_Organator> 4Poor Knight has no idea what his genitals were almost exposed to.
00:00:59: Lady_Bitchworth 5winks slyly at the Mage.
00:01:14: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Is it morning yet?
00:01:19: WindSymmy 12Snickers
00:01:21: <DM_Organator> 4No.
00:01:26: <DM_Organator> 4It has been about an hour since you stopped to rest.
00:01:27: <RocketKnight> 14"..Oh."
00:01:30: <RocketKnight> 14"Nothing."
00:01:30: <DM_Organator> 4You guys are so incompetent.
00:01:37: RocketKnight 14unsheathes his sword.
00:01:46: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Damnit, I just want sleep"
00:01:50: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"You guys can go back to sleep - me and the Mage will keep lookout."
00:01:53: <RocketKnight> 14"Can you two lovebirds just fuck without making any noises or thuds?"
00:01:56: <RocketKnight> 14"Please?"
00:01:58: Mageknight_Melibar 10stays where he landed, and falls back asleep
00:02:03: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"...what."
00:02:08: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"
00:02:08: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Huh...?
00:02:16: <RocketKnight> 14"Oh, come on, don't act like I'm /that/ dumb."
00:02:17: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I'll jus sleep."
00:02:22: RocketKnight 14lies back down.
00:02:24: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I demand you go back to sleep."
00:02:35: Ted_ThePeasant 3stretches and closes his eyes
00:02:51: RocketKnight 14rolls in his cape and tries to fall back asleep.
00:02:52: WindSymmy 12Lays back on the ground and looks at the sky
00:02:57: <WindSymmy> 12"A cold front is coming.."
00:03:11: Lady_Bitchworth 5walks over to the Mage and looms over him.
00:03:16: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"You're fucking worthless."
00:03:24: <DM_Organator> 4A sudden pressure seals Knight to the ground before he can get to sleep.
00:03:35: <DM_Organator> 4It's not enough to hurt, but you'd really have to struggle to get up.
00:03:35: <RocketKnight> 14"..hauh? WH-"
00:03:38: Lady_Bitchworth 5winks slyly again.
00:03:46: <DM_Organator> 4GOSH, ALL THIS WINKING
00:03:47: <DM_Organator> 4MAKIN' ME HOT
00:03:52: <WindSymmy> 12DAMN IT DM
00:04:00: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3http://cs11010.userapi.com/g31584458/a_fc8713be.jpg
00:04:23: <DM_Organator> 4He rolled 60.
00:04:28: <WindSymmy> 12Who did?
00:04:34: <DM_Organator> 4You.
00:04:36: <WindSymmy> 12Me?
00:04:40: <DM_Organator> 4You.
00:04:44: <WindSymmy> 12You?
00:04:47: <DM_Organator> 4You.
00:04:54: <WindSymmy> 12Me?
00:04:56: <DM_Organator> 4You.
00:04:59: Lady_Bitchworth 5leans down over the Mage.
00:05:03: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Quit kidding around already."
00:05:08: <DM_Organator> 4Oh, Christ, here comes another wink
00:05:12: <DM_Organator> 4I don't know if I can take much more
00:05:18: <WindSymmy> 12Take it easy, Organ.
00:05:24: <WindSymmy> 12"What do you want me to do?"
00:05:29: <DM_Organator> 4Can do.
00:05:34: <WindSymmy> 12"I have a broken bone and lots of wounds"
00:05:42: <DM_Organator> 4The pressure eases up, Knight.
00:05:45: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Do it hard and fast. I don't care how."
00:06:20: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3http://cs11010.userapi.com/g31584458/a_fc8713be.jpg
00:06:21: <RocketKnight> 14"...Might I ask what the /fuck/ you are talking about?"
00:06:38: Lady_Bitchworth 5yelps and stands upright, flustered.
00:06:47: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Nothing."
00:06:50: <WindSymmy> 12"This is harder to finish than you think."
00:06:56: <WindSymmy> 12"In fact, I only just begun!"
00:07:04: Lady_Bitchworth 5stares at the Mage intensely.
00:07:13: <RocketKnight> 14"...yeah. whatever."
00:07:26: RocketKnight 14rolls over and tries to sleep /again/.
00:07:39: <WindSymmy> 12"How are you feeling, knight?"
00:07:51: <WindSymmy> 12"I suggest you keep your guard up for any enemies".
00:07:54: <DM_Organator> 4Knight, you notice Symmy mumbling under his breath.
00:08:03: <DM_Organator> 4Inbetween sentences. With small twitches of his fingers.
00:08:08: <DM_Organator> 4Looks like when he casts spells.
00:08:17: <WindSymmy> 12"Brrr, it's really cold"
00:08:20: <RocketKnight> 14"Yeah, yeah, fine. Stop casting the spell or I'm gonna hurt you."
00:08:23: <WindSymmy> 12"Time to heat up things a little".
00:08:23: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Oh, I do find you ever so enchanting."
00:08:38: <DM_Organator> 4This Lady Bitchworth character is real weird
00:08:43: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Ahhhh now I see it
00:08:46: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5That's for damn sure.
00:08:53: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Well played symmy, well played
00:08:58: <WindSymmy> 12?
00:09:09: Lady_Bitchworth 5winks slowly at the Mage.
00:09:25: WindSymmy 12Whispers
00:09:32: <WindSymmy> 12"This would be a lot easier if you weren't /useless/"
00:09:37: <DM_Organator> 4Goddamn, more winking
00:09:48: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Just do your part."
00:10:04: <WindSymmy> 12"Heh, they say I have magical fingers."
00:10:15: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Well I'd like to see them put to good use."
00:10:19: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY
00:10:21: <RocketKnight> 14"This doesn't sound like normal sex talk at all. I... think I'm gonna back off."
00:10:35: RocketKnight 14stands up and begins to find somewhere else to rest
00:10:40: <WindSymmy> 12"Oh, I don't mind if you want to experience them /first/ /hand/."
00:10:50: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Quit with the foreplay."
00:11:01: WindSymmy 12Laughs quietly.
00:11:08: Lady_Bitchworth 5points over toward the Rocket Knight.
00:11:14: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3(What Melibar said)
00:11:32: <RocketKnight> 14"You two should just fuck or already. I'm sick of being awakened to hear this terrible foreplay."
00:11:39: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"NOW!"
00:11:56: <RocketKnight> 14Rocket away by instinct
00:11:58: <RocketKnight> 14Counter
00:12:00: Ted_ThePeasant 3snores lightly
00:12:14: <WindSymmy> 12What are you trying to counter?
00:12:18: <WindSymmy> 12There's nothing there.
00:12:22: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5He doesn't like my pointing.
00:12:23: Mageknight_Melibar 10hears the yell and weakly wakes, yet remains in the same position
00:12:29: <DM_Organator> 4 56, Rocket.
00:12:32: WindSymmy 12Points at the rocket knight
00:12:34: <DM_Organator> 4You rocket off horizontally into a tree.
00:12:37: WindSymmy 12Points at him and laughs.
00:12:46: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Hard and fast."
00:12:57: <RocketKnight> 14"Look, I don't know what the fuck your game is now, but leave me out of this."
00:13:02: Lady_Bitchworth 5winks at the Mage twice.
00:13:03: <RocketKnight> 14"I'd rather /sleep/."
00:13:05: <WindSymmy> 12"Right into the wood."
00:13:09: <DM_Organator> 4What the fuck is with this winking
00:13:11: <DM_Organator> 4I don't understand
00:13:13: <DM_Organator> 4Why wink twice
00:13:16: <DM_Organator> 4Is it morse code
00:13:27: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3(She has a twichey eye)
00:13:29: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5It's, erm... flirty.
00:13:34: <DM_Organator> 4Winking once is flirty.
00:13:35: <WindSymmy> 12Y..yeah
00:13:38: <DM_Organator> 4You've winked at least a dozen times.
00:13:41: <DM_Organator> 4Something is going on.
00:13:44: <WindSymmy> 12>She wants to fuck
00:13:45: <RocketKnight> 14NAAAAAH
00:13:46: <WindSymmy> 12Duh.
00:13:48: <RocketKnight> 14YA THINK
00:13:55: <DM_Organator> 4Fucking winkcraft
00:14:08: RocketKnight 14sleeps in the tree branches
00:14:10: <WindSymmy> 12Is it morning already?
00:14:15: <DM_Organator> 4No.
00:14:20: <DM_Organator> 4It's still the middle of the night.
00:14:26: <DM_Organator> 4It has been two hours since you decided to stop and rest.
00:14:32: <DM_Organator> 4You have been up talking the entire time.
00:14:57: WindSymmy 12Looks at the rocket knight
00:15:02: <WindSymmy> 12"Hehe."
00:15:06: WindSymmy 12Clicks his fingers.
00:15:34: WindSymmy 12Lets out a quiet laugh.
00:15:39: <WindSymmy> 12"This shall be enough for this night!"
00:15:44: <WindSymmy> 12"Time to rest."
00:15:54: Lady_Bitchworth 5winks quickly at the Mage.
00:16:05: RocketKnight 14peeks through the fourth wall again. "Organ, can ya just fast forward?"
00:16:15: <WindSymmy> 12Yeah.
00:16:24: <DM_Organator> 4There is a small chittering sound.
00:16:38: <DM_Organator> 4A raccoon leaps into the campground.
00:16:41: <DM_Organator> 4Then onto Melibar.
00:16:45: <DM_Organator> 4It begins biting and clawing at him.
00:16:54: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"WHAT THE!?"
00:16:57: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Oh, I do love animals!"
00:17:03: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Huh..?"
00:17:11: <DM_Organator> 4This is the longest night.
00:17:15: <WindSymmy> 12Ever.
00:17:19: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Damn right.
00:17:22: Ted_ThePeasant 3looks over at Melibar
00:17:33: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"EVERY SINGLE TIME!"
00:17:33: <WindSymmy> 12"It must be your new body."
00:17:33: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"You okay, m'lord?!"
00:17:37: RocketKnight 14rolls down off the tree and onto his feet, sword ready. "What /now/."
00:17:50: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Well, that really wore me out. Even your stamina must be failing now."
00:17:53: <DM_Organator> 4The raccoon continues to attck Melibar.
00:18:01: Ted_ThePeasant 3walks over to Melibar
00:18:02: <DM_Organator> 4No one has done anything about it.
00:18:03: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"AGHHH HELP ME"
00:18:04: RocketKnight 14walks up to Melibar and prys the racoon off
00:18:05: <WindSymmy> 12"True, I don't think I can continue this any longer.."
00:18:07: <DM_Organator> 4It bites his nose and does not let go.
00:18:11: <RocketKnight> 14With his sword.
00:18:17: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"HOLY SHIT"
00:18:19: <WindSymmy> 12"You drained me out of all my energy."
00:18:35: <RocketKnight> 14"You two are up to something, and it isn't riding eachother. What's the deal."
00:18:36: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I do like to keep it going through the night after all."
00:18:36: <DM_Organator> 4Knight slams his fist into the raccoon, flattening it but breaking his fist and Melibar's nose in the process.
00:18:37: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I CAN FEEL THE TEETH"
00:18:37: <DM_Organator> 4 99,.
00:18:56: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"YEEEAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW"
00:18:59: <RocketKnight> 14"I am /not/ a happy man when my sleep is interupted."
00:19:01: Ted_ThePeasant 3sighs
00:19:11: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I'm really tired - can we all go to sleep now, please?"
00:19:12: <RocketKnight> 14"Sorry, Meli."
00:19:24: <WindSymmy> 12"Stop interrupting my damn rest..."
00:19:27: <WindSymmy> 12"Fucking wild animals.."
00:19:34: WindSymmy 12Goes to sleep /peacefully/
00:19:47: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"eugghhh..."
00:19:52: Ted_ThePeasant 3tears off some of the sleeve of his shirt, and hands it to Melibar
00:19:52: Lady_Bitchworth 5walks across the camp and goes to sleep smiling, away from the rest of the party.
00:19:58: RocketKnight 14sighs, holding his broken hand, and rockets back up to the tree branch.
00:20:04: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHCxCLYuE0
00:20:05: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"'Ere this might help the bleeding."
00:20:08: Mageknight_Melibar 10falls asleep
00:20:55: <DM_Organator> 4Does anyone not go to sleep?
00:21:03: Ted_ThePeasant 3sits back dwon
00:21:08: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3down*
00:21:13: <DM_Organator> 4Okay, taking that as a no.
00:21:14: <DM_Organator> 4Finally.
00:21:16: <DM_Organator> 4The party goes to sleep.
00:22:01: <DM_Organator> 4Ted wakes up several hours later to an unfamiliar, quiet conversation. The language is slippery and loose.
00:22:06: <DM_Organator> 4Like Lady Bithworth.
00:22:09: <DM_Organator> 4Bitchworth*
00:22:11: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Huh?"
00:22:18: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5You bastard.
00:22:21: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10haha
00:22:29: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Was goin' on?"
00:22:33: Lady_Bitchworth 5dreams of winking shepe.
00:22:35: Ted_ThePeasant 3yawns
00:22:36: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5*sheep
00:22:46: <DM_Organator> 4As you shake the grogginess from your system, the lizard men in your campsite realize you are awake and hasten to silence you.
00:22:48: WindSymmy 12Mumbles something in his sleep
00:22:54: <DM_Organator> 4One attempts to stab you in the neck with his spear.
00:22:58: <DM_Organator> 4 5
00:23:00: <DM_Organator> 4 4
00:23:01: <DM_Organator> 4 3
00:23:02: <DM_Organator> 4 2
00:23:04: <DM_Organator> 4 1
00:23:05: <DM_Organator> 4 0
00:23:05: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3counter
00:23:08: <RocketKnight> 14Counter!
00:23:08: <DM_Organator> 4Just in time.
00:24:01: <DM_Organator> 4The lizard man stumbles as he stalks towards you, almost silently, but Ted shouts in panic, and the lizard man glances behind him nervously at the rest of the party as Ted gives him a good, hard wallop in the face.
00:24:02: <DM_Organator> 4 89 and 23.
00:24:09: <DM_Organator> 4The rest of the party wakes up.
00:24:12: <DM_Organator> 4COMBAT
00:24:14: <DM_Organator> 4INITIATED
00:24:17: <RocketKnight> 14"Gah!?"
00:24:17: <DM_Organator> 4It is Melibar's turn.
00:24:23: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Hey everyone!"
00:24:28: <WindSymmy> 12"What's going on, Ted?"
00:24:30: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"WHO THE HELL WOKE ME?!"
00:24:38: RocketKnight 14rolls down onto his feet
00:24:39: Ted_ThePeasant 3points at the lizard man
00:24:48: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"He tried to attack me!"
00:24:50: <WindSymmy> 12"That is one ugly motherfucker.."
00:25:04: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"wha ha?"
00:25:11: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Oh shit"
00:25:22: Mageknight_Melibar 10hits them with chain lightening
00:26:06: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(odear)
00:26:17: <DM_Organator> 4 55, 95. Melibar casts a spell in a fraction of a second, like a cowboy quickdrawing his revolver. Although it's sloppy, not his best work, it makes short work of the first lizard man, frying him in his greasy, moist skin.
00:26:29: <DM_Organator> 4The rest receive a pretty good shock, too, but are only mildly injured.
00:26:30: <WindSymmy> 12"TONIGHT, WE DINE!"
00:26:36: <DM_Organator> 4There are six total, not counting the dead one.
00:26:41: <DM_Organator> 4It is Knight's turn.
00:27:17: <RocketKnight> 14Can Lizardmen speak english?
00:27:43: <DM_Organator> 4Possibly.
00:27:44: <DM_Organator> 4Some can.
00:28:19: <RocketKnight> 14STR roll. Disable one of them by slicing the legs out.
00:28:42: <RocketKnight> 14Actually, scratch that. Just aim to kill.
00:28:45: <DM_Organator> 4 78. You miss spectacularly.
00:28:51: <DM_Organator> 4It is a lizard man's turn.
00:29:02: <RocketKnight> 14"Gah, where the fuck did they come from?"
00:29:07: <DM_Organator> 4He darts forward with his sword and shield, attempting to cut Melibar the fuck up.
00:29:08: <DM_Organator> 4 5
00:29:10: <DM_Organator> 4 4
00:29:11: <DM_Organator> 4 3
00:29:12: <DM_Organator> 4 2
00:29:13: <WindSymmy> 12Counter
00:29:13: <DM_Organator> 4 1
00:29:14: <RocketKnight> 14Counter
00:29:17: <DM_Organator> 4Symmy counters.
00:29:24: <WindSymmy> 12Wind Barrier in front of Meli.
00:29:56: <DM_Organator> 4 41, 66. Symmy is not fast enough to stop the lizard man, who quickly carves a series of bloody furrows into Melibar, sending him sprawling backwards in pain and surprise.
00:30:01: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar is injured.
00:30:07: <DM_Organator> 4It is Symmy's turn.
00:30:43: WindSymmy 12Clicks his fingers
00:30:51: <WindSymmy> 12Roll to create a shockwave at the lizard's direction.
00:30:58: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Ouch"
00:31:15: <DM_Organator> 4 94.
00:31:22: <DM_Organator> 4You create a shockwave in your own direction.
00:31:25: <DM_Organator> 4You fall over.
00:31:30: <WindSymmy> 12"Ride the wind!"
00:31:30: <DM_Organator> 4It is Bitchworth's turn.
00:31:34: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Genius."
00:32:03: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Command roll to try and bind a lizardman to my will for a while
00:32:16: Lady_Bitchworth 5winks at a lizardman.
00:32:28: <DM_Organator> 4 91 and 75. The lizard man stares at Bitchworth in confusion for a moment.
00:32:32: <DM_Organator> 4Is she flirting with him?
00:32:35: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Well fuck.
00:32:40: <DM_Organator> 4He blushes and kicks some dirt up with his left foot.
00:32:45: <DM_Organator> 4But he is not under her control.
00:32:55: <DM_Organator> 4It is a lizard man's turn.
00:33:12: <DM_Organator> 4The one with the spear lunges forwards towards Bitchworth, afraid of her witchery.
00:33:14: <DM_Organator> 4 5
00:33:15: <DM_Organator> 4 4
00:33:17: <DM_Organator> 4 3
00:33:18: <DM_Organator> 4 2
00:33:18: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Counter, wink at it
00:33:19: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10counter
00:33:24: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10;_;
00:33:53: <DM_Organator> 4 99, 14. Lady Bitchworth winks at the lizard man, and he feels his will leave him as he calmly turns his spear around and plunges it between his ribs into his scaly heart.
00:33:54: <DM_Organator> 4He dies.
00:34:02: <DM_Organator> 4Of a broken heart.
00:34:09: <RocketKnight> 14"..."
00:34:15: <DM_Organator> 4It is Ted's turn.
00:34:16: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Huh?"
00:34:19: Lady_Bitchworth 5smirks slightly.
00:34:23: <RocketKnight> 14"Somebody mind telling me wh- Actually, don't."
00:34:34: <WindSymmy> 12"RIP IN Peaces bro ;_;7"
00:34:47: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Roll complain to get the lizard men to stop fighting
00:35:31: <DM_Organator> 4 73 and 1. Ted starts to complain, but a lizard man knees him in the stomach and then stabs him in the spine while he is hunched over.
00:35:35: <DM_Organator> 4Ted is mortally wounded.
00:35:39: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10lol
00:35:40: <DM_Organator> 4I'm sorry, bro.
00:35:41: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"ow."
00:35:45: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Oh snap!
00:35:52: <DM_Organator> 4It is Melibar's turn.
00:35:56: <RocketKnight> 14"Oh, hell no."
00:36:02: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"That fucker!
00:36:19: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Hit that lizard with more chain lightening!
00:36:25: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Ted!"
00:37:09: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Whats the roll, im scared)
00:37:13: <DM_Organator> 4 5 and 65. You fry that fucker.
00:37:22: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10( : D )
00:37:23: <DM_Organator> 4Another lizard drops alongside him, having been very close.
00:37:46: <RocketKnight> 14How many are left, how many are injured/dead?
00:37:47: <DM_Organator> 4 3 left.
00:37:47: Mageknight_Melibar 10smiles
00:37:51: <DM_Organator> 4Four are dead.
00:37:57: <DM_Organator> 4It is a lizard man's turn.
00:37:59: <RocketKnight> 14Right.
00:38:14: <DM_Organator> 4The one who fucked up Melibar steps forward again, aiming to finish him off while he's injured.
00:38:15: <DM_Organator> 4 5
00:38:16: <DM_Organator> 4 4
00:38:18: <DM_Organator> 4 3
00:38:19: <DM_Organator> 4 2
00:38:20: <DM_Organator> 4 1
00:38:21: <RocketKnight> 14Rocket counter, tackle!
00:38:21: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10counter
00:38:22: <WindSymmy> 12counter
00:38:22: <DM_Organator> 4 0
00:38:24: <DM_Organator> 4Too late.
00:38:28: <DM_Organator> 4No counters.
00:38:30: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10wat
00:38:34: <RocketKnight> 14huh
00:38:37: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Oh Lord.
00:38:40: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10it was before 0
00:38:41: <WindSymmy> 12Welp
00:38:44: <DM_Organator> 4Not on my screen.
00:38:51: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10huh
00:38:52: <RocketKnight> 14It's all his screen, Mel.
00:38:52: <WindSymmy> 12RocketKnight	Rocket counter, tackle! 03:38	WindSymmy	counter 03:38	Mageknight_Melibar	counter 03:38	DM_Organator	0 03:38	DM_Organator	Too late.
00:38:53: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10strange
00:39:09: <DM_Organator> 4 19:37	DM_Organator	 5 19:37	DM_Organator	 4 19:37	DM_Organator	 3 19:37	DM_Organator	 2 19:37	DM_Organator	 1 19:37	DM_Organator	 0 19:37	RocketKnight	Rocket counter, tackle! 19:37 Mageknight_Melibar	counter 19:37	WindSymmy	counter 19:37	DM_Organator	Too late. 19:37	DM_Organator	No counters.
00:39:17: <RocketKnight> 14Come /on/ already.
00:39:21: <WindSymmy> 12Welp
00:39:26: <DM_Organator> 4Alright, whatever, I guess. Rocket counter.
00:39:41: <RocketKnight> 14I know this is gonna be bad now.
00:39:42: <RocketKnight> 14;_;
00:40:00: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10This is what I got
00:40:01: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10https://dl.dropbox.com/u/33560623/prooof.jpg
00:40:05: <DM_Organator> 4 35 is the lizard man's roll. He moves in smoothly, hovering over Melibar, raising his arm to stab him.
00:40:17: <WindSymmy> 12I OFFER MY BODY AS A SACRIFICE
00:40:26: Mageknight_Melibar 10gives one last smile
00:40:38: <WindSymmy> 12"Don't die on me bro!"
00:40:51: <RocketKnight> 14>no funny tabs
00:40:54: <RocketKnight> 14 0/10
00:41:01: <DM_Organator> 4He is hit by two hundred and thirty pounds of rocket and flesh traveling at a hundred miles per hour.
00:41:02: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10;_;
00:41:16: <WindSymmy> 12>Facebook
00:41:17: <DM_Organator> 4When the lizard man hits the tree, he and it both explode violently.
00:41:19: <WindSymmy> 12>What a faget
00:41:19: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Hot diggidy daffodil!
00:41:21: <WindSymmy> 12I take it back
00:41:22: Mageknight_Melibar 10appears shocked
00:41:23: <DM_Organator> 4Natuarl 1.
00:41:26: <DM_Organator> 4Natural*
00:41:30: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10FINALY
00:41:42: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Nigga status: mah
00:41:43: <DM_Organator> 4The remaining two lizard men shit themselves.
00:41:51: WindSymmy 12laughs at them
00:41:54: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Nice
00:41:54: <DM_Organator> 4They obviously did not expect this level of resistance.
00:41:59: <DM_Organator> 4They attempt to flee in terror.
00:42:05: <DM_Organator> 4 5
00:42:06: <DM_Organator> 4 4
00:42:08: <DM_Organator> 4 3
00:42:09: <DM_Organator> 4 2
00:42:11: <WindSymmy> 12Counter
00:42:11: <DM_Organator> 4 1
00:42:26: <DM_Organator> 4Symmy does not let them. He conjures a gust of wind, tripping them up.
00:42:39: <DM_Organator> 4They both end up on the grass, desperately trying to continue in their escape.
00:42:43: <DM_Organator> 4 65 and 46.
00:42:56: <WindSymmy> 12"CATCH THEM!"
00:43:01: <WindSymmy> 12"They tried to assasinate Ted!"
00:43:33: <DM_Organator> 4Ted is currently on the ground, bleeding out and paralyzed.
00:43:36: <WindSymmy> 12Roll Magic to summon a mass, strong wind from their direction and blow them here.
00:44:05: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Hurbglberble."
00:44:08: <WindSymmy> 12"They'll pay for what they did to Ted!"
00:44:14: <DM_Organator> 4 17. They are powerless to resist as the strong wind from their direction blows them here.
00:44:43: WindSymmy 12Steps on one of the lizard's faces
00:44:54: <WindSymmy> 12"Pretty good boot material."
00:45:52: <DM_Organator> 4Everyone just suddenly stopped.
00:45:54: <DM_Organator> 4What's going on?
00:45:58: <DM_Organator> 4No actions other than Symmy.
00:46:04: <RocketKnight> 14No clue.
00:46:08: <WindSymmy> 12Hmm...
00:46:12: Lady_Bitchworth 5checks her nails.
00:46:14: <RocketKnight> 14I guess they expected a description?
00:46:14: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10huh
00:46:15: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3I can't do much.
00:46:16: <WindSymmy> 12I think I'll go now..I'm feeling pretty tired
00:46:21: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3dying.
00:46:21: <WindSymmy> 12You can continue if you wish.
00:46:23: <DM_Organator> 4Aww, really, Symmy?
00:46:27: <RocketKnight> 14Aw.
00:46:29: <DM_Organator> 4It's not going to be much longer.
00:46:30: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Welp
00:46:30: <RocketKnight> 14Don't casual out now.
00:46:39: <DM_Organator> 4After this lizard encounter, all I have planned is the mountains.
00:46:46: <WindSymmy> 12My net is dying.
00:46:48: <WindSymmy> 12The modem
00:46:50: <WindSymmy> 12Is going crazy.
00:47:00: <DM_Organator> 4Then fix it and stay.
00:47:02: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10THEN SLAP THE BOITCH AND TELL IT TO GET A HOLD OF ITSELF
00:47:12: <WindSymmy> 12Roll to slap the shit out of the modem
00:47:15: <RocketKnight> 14Well...
00:47:18: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5 1
00:47:19: <RocketKnight> 14Hue.
00:47:21: <RocketKnight> 14 1,
00:47:24: <DM_Organator> 4Natural 1, you have no choice but to stay and finish this game.
00:47:46: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10I rolled a 63
00:47:48: Lady_Bitchworth 5rushes over to Ted and holds him in her arms.
00:47:51: <DM_Organator> 4The lizard men look at the party, frightened.
00:48:03: <DM_Organator> 4They do not speak.
00:48:12: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Remember what I said - if you die then you'll have to deal with me."
00:48:15: Mageknight_Melibar 10looks at the bodies for a nice blade
00:48:23: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Uhhh.."
00:48:26: <DM_Organator> 4Something rolls. A gentle light pulses from Bitchworth's hand, as before, in the desert.
00:48:28: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Yes."
00:48:33: <DM_Organator> 4Ted's spine repairs itself somehow.
00:48:38: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Oww."
00:48:43: <DM_Organator> 4He is no longer in mortal peril.
00:48:46: <DM_Organator> 4But he is sore as fuck.
00:48:52: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Rrrrright..."
00:48:53: Ted_ThePeasant 3rubs his back
00:48:59: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Wut happened?"
00:49:16: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Don't worry about that."
00:49:29: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Okay."
00:49:36: <DM_Organator> 4You hear a vaguely familiar voice speaking distantly, but clearly, as if it were in a far corner of your minds. "Thrice and done is my repayment. Proceed," bids the voice.
00:49:39: Ted_ThePeasant 3stands up, stretching his back.
00:49:51: Ted_ThePeasant 3looks over
00:49:51: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Hah, I totally guessed that!
00:50:20: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Onwards and upwards then?"
00:50:42: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Did I find any good blades Organ?)
00:50:46: <DM_Organator> 4No.
00:50:51: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Guess so."
00:50:53: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10( : ( )
00:50:58: <DM_Organator> 4Their weapons are well-cared for, but the metal is flawed and not well crafted.
00:51:13: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Better than nothing)
00:51:18: <DM_Organator> 4You take a sword, then?
00:51:23: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Yes)
00:51:31: Lady_Bitchworth 5begins walking toward the mountain.
00:51:33: <DM_Organator> 4The lizard men begin to creep away again, now that the wind has stopped.
00:51:38: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Come on, you lot."
00:51:45: <DM_Organator> 4They break into a dead sprint.
00:51:47: <DM_Organator> 4 5
00:51:48: <DM_Organator> 4 4
00:51:49: Ted_ThePeasant 3follows Bitchworth
00:51:50: <DM_Organator> 4 3
00:51:51: <DM_Organator> 4 2
00:51:52: <DM_Organator> 4 1
00:51:52: <RocketKnight> 14Counter.
00:51:53: Lady_Bitchworth 5ignores them.
00:51:57: <RocketKnight> 14Drop down in front of them.
00:51:57: <DM_Organator> 4Counter how?
00:52:05: <DM_Organator> 4As in trip them with your body?
00:52:07: <RocketKnight> 14Rocket tackle again.
00:52:29: <DM_Organator> 4 55, 20. Knight tackles them spectacularly, slamming their heads together as he passed overhead.
00:52:30: <DM_Organator> 4Aww.
00:52:32: <DM_Organator> 4Bye, Symmy.
00:52:34: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Damn it.
00:52:43: <DM_Organator> 4passes overhead*
00:52:57: <RocketKnight> 14"Hah! I never get sick of that."
00:53:05: RocketKnight 14turns from a hover to a stand.
00:53:11: <RocketKnight> 14Are they out cold now?
00:53:15: <DM_Organator> 4Very much so.
00:53:25: <RocketKnight> 14"Damn, there goes questioning."
00:53:54: <RocketKnight> 14"So, "Lady", you were keeping check overnight. What happened?"
00:54:05: RocketKnight 14continues towards the party.
00:54:07: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Not a thingy dingy."
00:54:12: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Can I get a description of the blade I now carry?)
00:54:17: <DM_Organator> 4Symmy evaporates back into his wind form.
00:54:25: <DM_Organator> 4You can only assume he has a good reason, but you feel his presence vanish.
00:54:26: <RocketKnight> 14"...Surely nothing about lizard men popping up and mugging us?"
00:54:39: <DM_Organator> 4It's a pretty standard blade. Has a slight curve to it, like a scimitar.
00:54:40: <RocketKnight> 14"and where's your friend off to?"
00:54:44: Lady_Bitchworth 5winks at the Mage before he fades away. "I'll see you in Hell." she mutters.
00:54:49: <DM_Organator> 4The handle is rough, though, and as I said before, it is not well crafted.
00:55:07: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"And how would I be able to do any of that do you presume?"
00:55:14: Ted_ThePeasant 3stares at the cloud of Symmy as it disperses
00:55:19: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Thank you organ)
00:55:27: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"You guys ready?"
00:55:34: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Guess we should head on then."
00:55:36: <RocketKnight> 14"Do... any of what? I'm not indicting you of anything yet."
00:56:02: Lady_Bitchworth 5huffs and continues on toward the mountain.
00:56:07: <DM_Organator> 4The party proceeds.
00:56:10: <RocketKnight> 14"...Women."
00:56:25: RocketKnight 14mutters something under his breath, but regardlessly continues on.
00:56:27: <DM_Organator> 4You have reached the base of the mountains.
00:56:45: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Finally we made it!"
00:56:46: <DM_Organator> 4You notice flickers of movement in the nearer set of woods from time to time, but if there are lizard men about, they have not bothered you.
00:57:00: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"...why are we here again?"
00:57:08: <DM_Organator> 4These mountains aren't particularly large, but they are the only mountains around.
00:57:16: <RocketKnight> 14STR roll, throw my blade at the movement.
00:57:20: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"To fight a monster!"
00:57:23: <RocketKnight> 14"We're here because a ghost told us to go here."
00:57:31: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I think?"
00:57:32: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Rrrrright."
00:57:32: <RocketKnight> 14"And we figured we had nothin- Hold on."
00:57:58: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"You can do weird shit when you're bored"
00:57:59: <DM_Organator> 4 65, Knight. Your blade strikes something and you hear a shout that sounds awfully lizard like from the woods, as well as glimpses of movement as they scurry away.
00:58:29: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Are we quite done throwing our weapons away?"
00:58:49: <RocketKnight> 14"Almost."
00:58:56: RocketKnight 14heads into the woods to grab my blade.
00:59:24: <DM_Organator> 4It's got some blood on it.
00:59:28: <DM_Organator> 4But it is otherwise okay.
00:59:39: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Can we get on with it now?"
00:59:41: <RocketKnight> 14"Damn lizardmen. Right, onwards."
00:59:51: RocketKnight 14wipes the blood off his blade. "Somebody's antsy."
00:59:57: <DM_Organator> 4The party works their way up the largest peak.
01:00:08: <DM_Organator> 4It takes a surprisingly short amount of time, given how long it has taken them to get here.
01:00:25: <RocketKnight> 14(about 5 days)
01:01:04: <DM_Organator> 4But eventually, they find a small site near the top that is nearly horizontal. It seems like it would be a good camping ground, if they were inclined, and if it were not occupied by an awfully familiar little silver spirit.
01:01:10: <DM_Organator> 4It coughs, nervously.
01:01:13: <DM_Organator> 4"Let me explain."
01:01:30: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I think we should kill this thing."
01:01:30: <RocketKnight> 14"...Hello."
01:01:34: <RocketKnight> 14"Spectre."
01:01:37: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Ello', m'lord."
01:01:44: <RocketKnight> 14"Explanation /would/ be fantastic."
01:02:00: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"You have the floor"
01:02:17: Lady_Bitchworth 5stares down the spirit, having not seen it before.
01:02:48: <DM_Organator> 4"Look, I was an adventurer once. Many years ago. I died slaying a dragon. I was a hero, celebrated in my town, and I watched it from the astral plane gladly. But things changed. Adventuring and adventurers both. It sparked something, my death. Suddenly, everyone wanted to be an adventurer. And suddenly it had no meaning. I didn't spawn a generation of heroes.
01:02:56: <DM_Organator> 4"I spawned a generation of mercenaries."
01:03:09: <RocketKnight> 14"...I'm listening."
01:03:18: RocketKnight 14takes a seat on a tree stump
01:03:21: Lady_Bitchworth 5checks her nails complacently.
01:03:25: <DM_Organator> 4"Adventuring is not about slaying monsters for coin. It is about doing what's right because you know no one else can."
01:03:30: Ted_ThePeasant 3fiddles with his thumbs
01:03:35: <DM_Organator> 4It hesitates. "So I tricked you."
01:03:43: <RocketKnight> 14"..."
01:03:48: <RocketKnight> 14"Oh, /do/ go on."
01:03:52: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Oh."
01:03:57: <DM_Organator> 4"Because I wanted to see if there were still adventurers like me. You know, I, uh,"
01:04:03: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Why aren't we killing the monster yet?"
01:04:07: <DM_Organator> 4At this point the spirit perhaps loses its nerve.
01:04:11: Ted_ThePeasant 3looks confused, not sure what he's talking about.
01:04:13: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Souds vaguely similar to what I dmed)
01:04:15: <RocketKnight> 14"Because he's not killing /us/."
01:04:16: <DM_Organator> 4"There was no monster."
01:04:24: <DM_Organator> 4"Um, but there was kind of a problem."
01:04:26: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"He's the monster."
01:04:33: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Let him finish"
01:04:33: Lady_Bitchworth 5stares at the spirit more.
01:04:42: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"If you wish."
01:04:44: <DM_Organator> 4"When I went back to the astral plane, something hooked me. A necromancer."
01:05:12: <DM_Organator> 4"So hey," it says cheerfully, as an enormous zombie giant claws its way around the side of the mountain.
01:05:16: <DM_Organator> 4"You get to fight a monster after all."
01:05:22: <RocketKnight> 14"Get on with it. I'm plenty annoyed enough w-
01:05:24: <DM_Organator> 4And then it blinks red.
01:05:25: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"What did I say..."
01:05:29: <RocketKnight> 14"Oh, deary deary me."
01:05:37: <RocketKnight> 14"Knew it from second 1. A trap."
01:05:57: RocketKnight 14unsheathes his blade again.
01:06:00: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"What's that, m'lord?"
01:06:02: <DM_Organator> 4"It wasn't really meant as a trap. It just kind of worked out that way."
01:06:26: <RocketKnight> 14"Don't give me that shit. For a "hero", you just bent over and took it from a necromancer."
01:06:39: <RocketKnight> 14"And now we've gotta clean your mess."
01:06:41: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I've been waiting for this far too long" He unsheath his newly found blade
01:06:44: <DM_Organator> 4The giant tenses its massive hand, shattering several hundred pounds of rock and clenching it in his fist before leaping over to the clearing.
01:06:47: <DM_Organator> 4The ground thunders as it lands.
01:07:10: Ted_ThePeasant 3tries to to not fall down
01:07:14: <DM_Organator> 4"It's a lot harder once you're dead, really. Especially against someone who has spent his whole life controlling the dead."
01:07:19: <DM_Organator> 4He sounds kind of whiny, really.
01:07:21: RocketKnight 14keeps steady.
01:07:27: <DM_Organator> 4Combat initiated.
01:07:33: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Can it. You're going back to the astral plane."
01:07:36: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar's turn.
01:07:39: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81daun5Q
01:07:41: <DM_Organator> 4The spirit sighs, but doesn't speak again.
01:07:59: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(What is there to shoot at)
01:08:07: <DM_Organator> 4A zombie giant.
01:08:10: <RocketKnight> 14The /giant/ /zombie/.
01:08:10: <DM_Organator> 4Or at least, an undead one.
01:08:19: <DM_Organator> 4You can't quite recall if there is a specific difference.
01:08:33: <DM_Organator> 4Or the red glowing spirit of a long dead hero, if you're into that kind of thing.
01:08:49: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Set my sights on the giant, and hit it with lightning
01:09:06: <DM_Organator> 4 68, 56. It shrugs off the lightning easily.
01:09:24: <DM_Organator> 4Then it slams a handful of stone onto Melibar, who is still wounded from the lizard men attacking.
01:09:26: <DM_Organator> 4 5
01:09:27: <DM_Organator> 4 4
01:09:28: <DM_Organator> 4 3
01:09:30: <DM_Organator> 4 2
01:09:31: <DM_Organator> 4 1
01:09:31: <RocketKnight> 14Counter
01:09:41: <RocketKnight> 14Slice through the rock.
01:10:15: <DM_Organator> 4 38, 87. Knight desperately tries to defend Melibar, but Melibar is crushed underneath all the rock. He is heavily injured, but can still act and is not in immediate danger of dying.
01:10:25: <DM_Organator> 4It is Knight's turn.
01:10:29: <RocketKnight> 14"Shit!"
01:10:40: RocketKnight 14turns, and prepares again to blast.
01:10:45: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"You okay, m'lord?"
01:11:20: <RocketKnight> 14Rocket roll, shoot into the sky, rocket down, and stab the giant directly in the head.
01:11:30: <DM_Organator> 4 73, 23. The giant swats Knight idly aside as he attempts to attack it. It groans, the sound hideous and somehow wet. Its moist, fetid breath seeps into your nostrils.
01:11:37: <RocketKnight> 14"Gah!"
01:11:49: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"D-d-damn"
01:11:53: <RocketKnight> 14"Fuck, here I was ready for the big flashy attack."
01:11:53: <DM_Organator> 4It is Bitchworth's turn.
01:12:08: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Looks like a change in tactic is in order..."
01:12:28: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Control roll - try and break the will of the spirit to make it more viable for control
01:12:58: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Still waiting for a roll of 2 and counter roll of 1
01:12:59: <DM_Organator> 4 55. The necromancer in control attempts to counter, but fails, with 90. The control of the necromancer is heavily damaged, but not quite severed. He is too skilled for that.
01:13:09: <DM_Organator> 4It is Ted's turn.
01:13:30: <RocketKnight> 14"...Lady, can you detect /where/ the necromancer is?"
01:13:36: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Resist his control, spirit, and submit to mine."
01:13:38: <RocketKnight> 14"Like, next turn?"
01:13:46: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Next... turn?"
01:13:49: RocketKnight 14peeks through the 4th wall again
01:13:51: <DM_Organator> 4Dammit, Purp.
01:13:54: <DM_Organator> 4Stay in character.
01:13:55: Lady_Bitchworth 5feels like she is leaning on some kind of wall.
01:14:20: <RocketKnight> 14Sorry, been watching Animaniacs recently.
01:14:20: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Roll soc to ask the specter if he can do anything to assist us.
01:14:27: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I might be able to get a few answers from your good friend... 'next turn'."
01:14:36: <RocketKnight> 14"Good."
01:14:52: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"That is if Ted does not outdo me."
01:15:03: Mageknight_Melibar 10shakes his head at knight
01:15:51: <DM_Organator> 4 66. The spirit shakes its head. "I don't think I can. I mean, I was heroic in life, but in death, I just wanted to rest. Let the rest of the world take over. I wanted to see if there were heroes left, adventurers left who could stand up to a great evil if they had to."
01:15:54: <DM_Organator> 4"So isn't this perfect?"
01:16:10: <DM_Organator> 4It is Melibar's turn.
01:16:25: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Looks like I'll have to break him if we want answers."
01:16:26: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Line up the perfect shot for a fireball to the face
01:16:44: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10giant zombie
01:17:24: <DM_Organator> 4 59. You splash the giant's face with a liquid flame, and it sears his flesh. Though it is hardened and tough. Enough so that even fire does not terribly obstruct him.
01:17:28: <DM_Organator> 4It still does damage.
01:17:34: <DM_Organator> 4It is the giant's turn.
01:17:35: <RocketKnight> 14"Yeah, perfect for a quitter."
01:17:35: RocketKnight 14stands back up.
01:18:00: <DM_Organator> 4The giant raises his left hand, and swipes sideways, trying to knock Knight off of the mountain.
01:18:01: <DM_Organator> 4 5
01:18:02: <DM_Organator> 4 4
01:18:04: <DM_Organator> 4 3
01:18:06: <RocketKnight> 14Counter
01:18:06: <DM_Organator> 4 2
01:18:06: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10counter
01:18:11: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar counters.
01:18:17: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10blast that giant with lightning
01:19:15: <DM_Organator> 4 31 and 30. He summons a wall of writhing electricity in front of Knight, and when the giant's clumsy fist hits it, the reaction is hard to watch. It shines brightly as the lightning is absorbed by his fist. The giant roars this time, splattering those in the front row with disgusting, maggoty saliva.
01:19:19: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10wat
01:19:36: <DM_Organator> 4It is Knight's turn.
01:19:42: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10holy shit
01:19:48: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Go for the fist!"
01:19:51: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10my luck has turned for the better
01:20:25: <RocketKnight> 14Rocket roll. Rocket towards the beast, slice the fist, and keep the blade in his arm as I jet upwards through to his shoulder.
01:21:52: <DM_Organator> 4 18 and the giant attempts to counter with 39. Knight jets towards the giant, sword extended. He drags his sword along its fist, plunging it into the rotting meat of its palm and tracing the wound up to its bicep. Hot, steaming meat should be spilling out, but all the blood in this poor creature dried up long ago. Instead, as you sever tendons and shatter
01:22:02: <DM_Organator> 4fragile wrist bones, all that meets you is a scent of decay. Sickly sweet.
01:22:11: <DM_Organator> 4It is Bitchworth's turn.
01:22:38: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Control roll to worm my way into the spectre's mind painfully.
01:22:51: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"You will submit."
01:23:30: <DM_Organator> 4 7. This time, the specter counters with 68. Failed attempt. "What do you want with me?" it shouts, and its voice projects powerfully as you feel its defenses crumbling. The necromancer can no longer maintain his hold on the spectre.
01:23:41: <DM_Organator> 4His connection is shattered. However, he still controls the giant.
01:24:01: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Bind yourself to me. Or I will torture you until you break."
01:24:06: <DM_Organator> 4Bitchworth proceeds to burrow her will into the spectre.
01:24:16: <DM_Organator> 4It makes inhuman sounds as she warps its mind.
01:24:20: <DM_Organator> 4It is Ted's turn.
01:24:27: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10So wa
01:24:32: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(Mistype)
01:24:53: <DM_Organator> 4Oh, I thought you wanted to so wa.
01:25:17: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Complain roll to get the necromancer to stand down.
01:25:37: <DM_Organator> 4 89. You find you cannot really complain to someone who is no longer present in any form that can understand speech.
01:25:44: <DM_Organator> 4As the spectre is no longer under his control.
01:25:54: <DM_Organator> 4It is Melibar's turn.
01:26:15: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Blast the zombie with more fireee
01:26:26: <DM_Organator> 4You're very creative
01:27:11: <DM_Organator> 4 99 and the giant counters with 68. He presents a very good target as he lights himself on fire. The giant idly swats him over the side of the mountain. He desperately gropes for a handhold on the side of this cliff-face as he tumbles head over heels.
01:27:23: <DM_Organator> 4He barely catches on, dangling over a drop considerably higher than would kill him.
01:27:26: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Oh snap.
01:27:31: <DM_Organator> 4He is still on fire.
01:27:35: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Shit"
01:27:35: <DM_Organator> 4And screaming.
01:27:44: <DM_Organator> 4It is the giant's turn.
01:27:46: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10;_;
01:27:52: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Least it wasnt another 100
01:27:59: <DM_Organator> 4He stomps over to where Melibar is hanging on to the cliff and stomps hard, trying to dislodge his hand.
01:28:14: <DM_Organator> 4 5
01:28:16: <DM_Organator> 4 4
01:28:17: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Counter, force the spirit to cease the giant's movements
01:28:17: <RocketKnight> 14Rocket roll, swoop in and save him
01:28:30: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Im scared
01:28:42: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5This will be interesting...
01:28:59: <DM_Organator> 4 17, 51. Bitchworth's control over the giant is not yet powerful enough to control the spirit in that manner. The giant finally manages to crush Melibar's hand.
01:29:01: <DM_Organator> 4He drops.
01:29:12: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"...shit."
01:29:18: <DM_Organator> 4Ten feet down onto a ledge he didn't notice in his panic.
01:29:22: <DM_Organator> 4He breaks his ankle.
01:29:25: <DM_Organator> 4But he's alive.
01:29:29: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"GAH"
01:29:30: <RocketKnight> 14"Crap."
01:29:37: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Whoo."
01:29:46: <DM_Organator> 4The giant snorts without mucus.
01:29:56: <DM_Organator> 4It is Knight's turn.
01:30:12: <RocketKnight> 14Rocket roll. I'm gonna try again to shoot into the sky, rocket down, and stab the giant directly through the skull.
01:30:58: <DM_Organator> 4 48 and 62. You don't make it very far up before the giant clumsily grabs at your ankle. You slice at the flesh there, forcing it to release you, but although you injure it, you don't manage to complete your dive.
01:31:04: <DM_Organator> 4It is Bitchworth's turn.
01:31:16: <DM_Organator> 4You have assumed control of the spectre almost entirely now.
01:31:24: <DM_Organator> 4And forced its mind into a tiny corner of its being.
01:31:45: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Control roll - force it to surrender its will completely by making it remember the pain of its death
01:32:05: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Assuming direct control."
01:32:11: <DM_Organator> 4 77. It doesn't get a counter because it's too far gone, but it doesn't need to, because that fails.
01:32:20: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Or not."
01:32:27: <DM_Organator> 4However, you still will be able to command it freely on your next turn.
01:32:33: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Coolio
01:32:38: <DM_Organator> 4Just not immediately, like I would have let you if it had worked.
01:32:45: <DM_Organator> 4Ted's turn.
01:32:53: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"You *will* relent to me eventually."
01:32:54: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Can anyone help me?"
01:33:03: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar calls up weakly.
01:33:21: Ted_ThePeasant 3runs over to Melibar,
01:33:30: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Let me help you, m'lord.
01:33:32: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar is on a ledge ten feet below the face of the cliff.
01:33:37: <DM_Organator> 4There is no way to reach it but down.
01:34:03: <RocketKnight> 14"Leave him, I'll grab him next."
01:34:11: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Alright."
01:34:16: <RocketKnight> 14"Unless you want to risk a jump."
01:34:25: <RocketKnight> 14"Which I would not suggest."
01:34:37: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Soc roll to buff the party with an inspiring speech?
01:34:46: <DM_Organator> 4Go on, present your speech.
01:34:54: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Quick, do a song!
01:35:05: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Friends."
01:35:13: <DM_Organator> 4This should be good.
01:35:17: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"We near the end of of our adventure!"
01:36:03: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Do not lose faith now, if we fall, we get up stronger an' harder!"
01:36:45: <DM_Organator> 4That it?
01:36:47: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Yes!"
01:36:56: <DM_Organator> 4Huh.
01:37:12: <DM_Organator> 4 50. -5 to each party member's next action, whether it is a counter or turn.
01:37:29: <DM_Organator> 4Also, "we get up harder?"
01:37:33: <DM_Organator> 4It is Melibar's turn.
01:37:41: <DM_Organator> 4Your fingers are smashed and your ankle is broken.
01:37:54: <DM_Organator> 4Your flesh is scorched and you are on a small ledge ten feet below the cliff the party fights on.
01:37:58: <DM_Organator> 4What do you do?
01:38:12: Ted_ThePeasant 3attempts a heroic pose.
01:38:47: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10*cough*
01:39:16: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Yay :D
01:39:18: <DM_Organator> The hell was that?
01:39:19: <PurplePimp> That was odd.
01:39:25: <DM_Organator> 4It happened to you too?
01:39:28: <DM_Organator> 4Mibbit just died?
01:39:38: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10No clie
01:39:42: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Clue**
01:39:43: <DM_Organator> 4Huh.
01:39:44: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Nothing happened for me, weird.
01:39:47: <DM_Organator> 4Alright, well, let's get back to it.
01:39:47: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Rrrrright.
01:39:50: <DM_Organator> 4What is your action, Melibar?
01:39:56: <RocketKnight> 14Did his speech work
01:40:05: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Yeah, what happened with the speech?
01:40:20: <DM_Organator> 4I said it gave a -5 to everyone's next action, whether it's a counter or a full turn.
01:40:23: <DM_Organator> 4You guys didn't receive that?
01:40:26: <DM_Organator> 4It said it sent fine.
01:40:27: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Nope
01:40:32: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Nope.
01:40:35: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Nope.
01:40:40: <DM_Organator> 4Okay, well, that's what happened.
01:40:44: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Alright
01:40:48: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar's turn.
01:40:49: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Hit it with A METEOR
01:40:54: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3I thought it was so bad everyone hated it ;_;
01:41:14: <DM_Organator> 4 64 and 72 is the giant's counter.
01:41:20: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10dont forget -5
01:41:27: <DM_Organator> 4 59, sorry.
01:41:31: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10:3
01:41:36: <DM_Organator> 4You summon several chunks of sharp rock from the sky.
01:41:59: <DM_Organator> 4They collide with the giant's head, leaving small dents and open wounds, from which nauseating gases spill in place of living fluids.
01:42:08: <DM_Organator> 4It is the giant's turn.
01:42:31: <DM_Organator> 4The giant, finally realizing through its master the threat that Bitchworth poses, attempts to smash her.
01:42:32: <DM_Organator> 4 5
01:42:33: <DM_Organator> 4 4
01:42:35: <DM_Organator> 4 3
01:42:36: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Wink at it.
01:42:37: <DM_Organator> 4 2
01:42:41: <RocketKnight> 14Counte-
01:42:43: <RocketKnight> 14Or that.
01:43:09: <DM_Organator> 4 95 and 12. The giant stops in its track, and Bitchworth gets the feeling that it is attempting to reassess its 'contract' with the necromancer.
01:43:13: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10IT BEGINS
01:43:16: <DM_Organator> 4It probably won't last long, though.
01:43:21: <DM_Organator> 4You have some time to work with.
01:43:24: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Never underestimate the winking.
01:43:28: <DM_Organator> 4It can no longer counter, until its next turn.
01:43:35: <DM_Organator> 4It is Knight's turn.
01:43:43: <DM_Organator> 4That was 7 with the -5, by the way.
01:43:51: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Awesome.
01:44:00: <RocketKnight> 14"Great. You've got it under control, what the hell should I do?"
01:44:10: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Go save Melibar."
01:44:18: <RocketKnight> 14"Of course."
01:44:40: RocketKnight 14lightly hovers down to Melibar. STR roll to pick him up and carry him back.
01:44:41: <DM_Organator> 4 17-5=12. You swoop down heroically, scooping up Melibar and depositing him near the party once more.
01:44:45: Lady_Bitchworth 5mutters under her breath 'Just as planned."
01:44:47: <RocketKnight> 14Wow.
01:45:02: <RocketKnight> 14"Done."
01:45:05: <DM_Organator> 4It is Bitchworth's turn.
01:45:10: <DM_Organator> 4She now has complete control of the spectre.
01:45:14: <RocketKnight> 14"Lady, your move."
01:45:28: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Thanks
01:45:31: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Hmph."
01:45:47: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5What to do, what to do...
01:45:51: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Ah.
01:46:06: <RocketKnight> 14"Don't mention it. Again, It's my job."
01:46:09: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Control roll - convince the giant that it will be better off with me rather than the necromancer
01:46:33: <DM_Organator> 4 11. The necromancer furiously counters with...
01:47:22: <DM_Organator> 4 71. The necromancer's control is severed. The giant smiles briefly, absently, before the tower of dead meat before you collapses, no longer able to receive the vital magic that was keeping it alive.
01:47:37: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Oh."
01:47:42: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"A pity."
01:47:46: Ted_ThePeasant 3sighs
01:47:53: <RocketKnight> 14"Wow. What a climactic end."
01:48:08: RocketKnight 14sighs. "Damn, that statue would've looked so good."
01:48:17: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"You - spirit! I command you to submit yourself for questioning."
01:48:30: <DM_Organator> 4"Yes, mistress," it says, and you can hear the bitter reluctance in its voice.
01:48:40: Lady_Bitchworth 5smirks deviously.
01:48:54: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Wat do we do now?"
01:48:55: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Oh am I going to enjoy this"
01:49:05: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I assume you three have questions to ask it."
01:49:19: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Lets trap it, so he can answer on his own terms"
01:49:22: <RocketKnight> 14"Well, sure. I have /one/."
01:49:32: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10LIke, a ghost cage
01:49:37: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"He is trapped, Melibar."
01:49:42: <DM_Organator> 4None of you are capable of conjuring such a thing.
01:49:46: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"He will not escape me."
01:49:46: RocketKnight 14sheathes his sword. "Who the hell is the necromancer, where is he."
01:49:54: Lady_Bitchworth 5winks at the spirit.
01:50:16: <DM_Organator> 4"I was not given information," he says, frustrated. "He only took."
01:50:23: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Took what?"
01:50:29: <RocketKnight> 14"Took control."
01:50:36: <DM_Organator> 4"Memories. Information. Control."
01:50:45: <DM_Organator> 4"I don't think he was from here, with the things he wanted to know."
01:50:52: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I command you to give all of the same to me."
01:50:54: <DM_Organator> 4"Culture and names, cities and structure, economics and government."
01:51:01: <DM_Organator> 4"Knowledge we would consider basic."
01:51:03: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10(brb putting stuff away)
01:51:42: Lady_Bitchworth 5sends a torrent of pain through the spectre. "I command the same."
01:52:17: <DM_Organator> 4"I told you what he asked!" it replies. "He wanted to know what this land was like."
01:52:27: <DM_Organator> 4He gives a rough explanation, and sure enough, it's stuff you all knew just from living here.
01:52:42: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Good boy."
01:52:52: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Anyone else have a question for it?"
01:53:04: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Uhh..."
01:53:15: <RocketKnight> 14"You haven't a single clue of who he is. Not one."
01:53:30: <DM_Organator> 4"Like I said, all I know is that he's got to be from someplace far away."
01:53:41: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Hmmm"
01:53:59: <DM_Organator> 4"Either that, or he's been away for a very long time."
01:54:05: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I command you to tell us what you know of where he is now."
01:54:38: <DM_Organator> 4The light becomes searing for a moment as he fights it. "I've told you everything I know about his location. And that's just that it's not here."
01:54:55: <RocketKnight> 14"Fair enough."
01:54:58: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Tsk, tsk. Resistance is futile."
01:55:17: <RocketKnight> 14"I hate to have had to come to interrogation like this, but it was our only option."
01:55:28: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Are you done?"
01:55:36: <DM_Organator> 4"She doesn't," the spectre says.
01:55:41: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"I got one more question"
01:55:43: <DM_Organator> 4"I can feel her enjoying this."
01:55:46: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Be quiet, worm!"
01:55:56: Lady_Bitchworth 5stares down the spectre.
01:56:09: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"May I?"
01:56:13: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Go ahead."
01:56:15: <DM_Organator> 4It struggles for a moment, barest hints of words starting to form and stopping beneath Bitchworth's angry gaze.
01:56:39: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"1, 64, 243, 256, 125, and 36. There is a pattern here, what are the next two numbers?"
01:56:48: <DM_Organator> 4You know he's not a computer, right?
01:56:51: RocketKnight 14facepalms
01:57:02: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Do not waste our time, Melibar."
01:57:04: <DM_Organator> 4"I don't know!"
01:57:17: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Ok"
01:57:32: Mageknight_Melibar 10walks away and sits on a stump
01:57:39: <DM_Organator> 4There are no stumps.
01:57:42: <DM_Organator> 4You are on a mountain.
01:57:44: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Are we quite done, everyone?"
01:57:45: <DM_Organator> 4Honestly, Melibar.
01:57:46: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10on the ground
01:58:07: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Hey, mountains can have trees
01:58:08: <RocketKnight> 14"I suppose."
01:58:11: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Herp
01:58:14: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I think so, m'lady."
01:58:20: <DM_Organator> 4This one does not.
01:58:22: <RocketKnight> 14"He's no idea where the necromancer /is/, so we're boned."
01:58:31: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"An evil for another day, maybe."
01:58:39: <DM_Organator> 4"Not entirely," says the spectre, this time apparently of his own will.
01:58:48: <DM_Organator> 4Or what's left of it.
01:58:53: Lady_Bitchworth 5fumes at the audacity of the spectre.
01:59:04: <DM_Organator> 4It shrinks back from Bitchworth slightly.
01:59:11: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"What?! You spit it out right now. What are you hiding."
01:59:34: <DM_Organator> 4"He had an accent. Something I've only heard once before."
01:59:40: <DM_Organator> 4"It was cockney."
01:59:42: <DM_Organator> 4GAME OVER
01:59:53: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Rrrrright.
02:00:01: <RocketKnight> 14"...Seriously, Organ?"
02:00:06: RocketKnight 14opens the door in the fourth wall
02:00:21: <DM_Organator> 4Not game over, but yes, the spectre is either telling the truth or what he believes to be the truth.
02:00:39: <RocketKnight> 14"Huh. Fair enough."
02:00:43: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Well, the answer is obvious then."
02:00:48: RocketKnight 14closes the door
02:00:50: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Oh?"
02:00:52: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"The necromancer is in the nearest pub."
02:01:04: <RocketKnight> 14"Obviously.'
02:01:36: <DM_Organator> 4"If he's trying so hard to learn about this land," offers the spectre, gaining a small amount of confidence.
02:01:40: <DM_Organator> 4"Then isn't he probably coming?"
02:01:44: <DM_Organator> 4"Or trying to?"
02:01:50: RocketKnight 14stands on a cliff-face to survey the land.
02:02:00: <RocketKnight> 14"You mean right here?"
02:02:08: <DM_Organator> 4"He sent this giant. I don't know where it came from. Giants went extinct in this land long ago, as I'm sure you know."
02:02:13: <DM_Organator> 4"It was a hell of a fight, that one."
02:02:37: <DM_Organator> 4"I didn't even know they existed elsewhere."
02:02:40: Lady_Bitchworth 5tugs on a mental chain as if the spirit were a misbehaving dog.
02:02:47: <DM_Organator> 4"Sorry! Sorry!"
02:03:03: <DM_Organator> 4It somehow chokes a bit, without a throat or vocal cords.
02:03:06: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"So..Wat now?"
02:03:10: <RocketKnight> 14"Lay off him, he's trying to help us."
02:03:32: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I don't want my new pet to be disobedient."
02:03:41: <DM_Organator> 4"Your new pet? Listen, lady,"
02:03:44: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"That would make Mistress most upset, wouldn't it."
02:03:49: <DM_Organator> 4"I don't - ..."
02:03:51: <DM_Organator> 4It sighs.
02:03:52: Lady_Bitchworth 5glares at the spectre.
02:03:59: <DM_Organator> 4"Yes, mistress, it would."
02:04:03: <DM_Organator> 4It sounds like it wants to die.
02:04:15: Lady_Bitchworth 5blows a kiss at the spirit. "Good boy."
02:04:23: RocketKnight 14facepalms. "I'll explain in terms you understand: You shouldn't scold a dog for fetching you the paper, huh?"
02:04:43: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I would if I didn't want it to."
02:05:08: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Now - speak your ideas of where this necromancer is, spirit."
02:05:08: <DM_Organator> 4"Can I please ask one thing?" asks the spectre timidly.
02:05:15: Lady_Bitchworth 5nods.
02:05:55: <DM_Organator> 4"Did it work? My plan. To make you figure out if you could stand up to something against all odds, be heroes for the land?" It sounds a bit idealistic. You wonder briefly if that's normal for dead people, or just him.
02:06:05: <DM_Organator> 4"If this necromancer comes, would you?"
02:06:31: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I would. But you are gravely mistaken. I am no hero. They may be, but not I."
02:06:38: <RocketKnight> 14"Of course /I/ would stand up."
02:06:47: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"I suppose so."
02:06:51: <RocketKnight> 14"I've been dragged into this, I intend to finish it."
02:06:54: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"eh"
02:07:05: <DM_Organator> 4It sighs. "That's good enough, I suppose."
02:07:20: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"You didn't count on me turning up, did you?"
02:07:21: <RocketKnight> 14"And if I die, fighting a necromancer who very well may be trying to take over, at least I've weakened him for the next one."
02:07:28: <DM_Organator> 4"No, I did not."
02:07:34: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Good."
02:08:15: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Knight - if we are to fight this fiend wherever and whenever it rises, we will need more heroes to join us, would we not?"
02:08:40: <RocketKnight> 14"...Maybe not. I mean, we've handled what's come our way well enough."
02:08:58: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"I would not call it 'well enough' really."
02:09:00: <RocketKnight> 14"Plus, it's not in the Rocket Knight's creed to hide behind re-inforcements.
02:09:09: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"We could handle it"
02:09:10: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"But as you wish."
02:09:22: <RocketKnight> 14"If you wish, go ahead."
02:09:38: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"If I wish to?"
02:09:46: <RocketKnight> 14"I'm not going to stop you if you're scared."
02:10:01: <DM_Organator> 4The spectre glances back and forth, nervous.
02:10:05: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Oh, I've faced worse than a poxxy necromancer."
02:10:30: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"What is it, worm?"
02:10:35: Lady_Bitchworth 5looks toward the spirit.
02:10:45: <DM_Organator> 4"Nothing. I'm just really uncomfortable right now."
02:11:00: <DM_Organator> 4"Listen, so I've given you what you wanted. You've given me what I wanted."
02:11:16: <DM_Organator> 4You feel him tentatively feeling at the connection you have forced into his mind.
02:11:26: <DM_Organator> 4"Maybe if we just go our separate ways, it would be better."
02:11:31: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"You want me to let you go?"
02:11:36: <DM_Organator> 4"Very much, please."
02:11:59: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"If that is what you wish, I will put you in better hands."
02:12:07: <DM_Organator> 4"Better hands?"
02:12:16: Lady_Bitchworth 5smirks and winks slyly.
02:12:23: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Roll to release him into Brohella.
02:12:33: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10hohoho
02:12:37: <RocketKnight> 14Hoo boy.
02:12:40: <DM_Organator> 4 80. You just release him.
02:12:44: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Well fuck.
02:12:45: <DM_Organator> 4He looks around for a moment.
02:12:49: <DM_Organator> 4"Was that supposed to happen?"
02:12:52: <DM_Organator> 4He pauses.
02:12:56: <DM_Organator> 4"Oh, shit, I can just - "
02:12:56: <RocketKnight> 14"...That doesn't look like it was."
02:12:57: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"...yes."
02:12:59: <DM_Organator> 4He vanishes.
02:13:08: Lady_Bitchworth 5blinks.
02:13:12: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"MOTHERFUCKER!"
02:13:13: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3"Good bye, m'lord."
02:13:16: <DM_Organator> 4Back to the astral plane, you presume.
02:13:25: <DM_Organator> 4You aren't sure if he'll ever come back, after what happened to him this time.
02:13:39: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"The most perfect fucking offering and he weasles out of my control!"
02:13:54: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Little bastard."
02:14:03: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5"Worse than that fucking Wind Mage."
02:14:20: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"Welp"
02:14:23: <DM_Organator> 4The party feels a gentle gust of wind at their backs as they stand contemplating on the mountain.
02:14:27: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10"What now?"
02:14:29: <DM_Organator> 4British necromancers.
02:14:33: <DM_Organator> 4What now, indeed?
02:14:35: <DM_Organator> 4Game over.
02:14:50: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Cliffhanger - dun dun dun!
02:14:58: <DM_Organator> 4Possibly to be continued, if you guys want.
02:15:03: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3k
02:15:04: <DM_Organator> 4Otherwise, I am happy to do epilogues, which would be easier.
02:15:17: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
02:15:18: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3I'm fine with either.
02:15:19: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5I don't mind either way really
02:15:21: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10Do it to this music
02:15:24: <RocketKnight> 14It's kind of a weak ending, IMO.
02:15:30: <DM_Organator> 4I have to agree.
02:15:39: <RocketKnight> 14I'd be glad to see a continuation some day.
02:15:44: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5I never got to flee to Brohella with my new spirit pet
02:16:10: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5;_;
02:16:22: <DM_Organator> 4So that's two votes for either and one vote for continuation?
02:16:29: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10meh
02:16:31: <Mageknight_Melibar> 10im done
02:16:37: <DM_Organator> 4So basically.
02:16:39: <DM_Organator> 4We're tied.
02:16:47: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5I think he meant continue another day?
02:16:54: <DM_Organator> 4I'm doing epilogues, then. That's my vote. Continuations never work out how they're supposed to.
02:17:02: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Alrightee
02:17:06: <RocketKnight> 14Fiiine ;-;
02:17:07: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Okay/
02:17:16: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Let's get some of dat closure!
02:17:48: <DM_Organator> 4In the weeks that followed, the party eventually worked its way back to the village, though this time it was mostly to pick up Ted's things and give his wife a very awkward explanation of where he was going and why.
02:19:52: <DM_Organator> 4After that, the party could do little but travel, hoping they would find some thread to follow leading to the necromancer or whatever army he might be building. They picked up other hopeful adventurers on the way, and lost others as they did. Eventually, they worked up a fledgling band of those who they thought would actually be beneficial to their cause.
02:20:41: <DM_Organator> 4Among them, a necromancer in his own right, who had long since stopped conjuring zombies or skeletons. He agreed to summon spirits, and eventually, Bitchworth found a very familiar one, who had, after a week or two of being bored as all hell, had started doing his own digging.
02:21:41: <DM_Organator> 4Unfortunately, his only real helpful information sent them to the coast beyond the mountains, an arduous journey. They finally met the armies of the necromancer there, having arrived just in time, apparently. Though towns behind them burned, they managed to put a stop to the bulk of the forces.
02:22:04: <DM_Organator> 4And when it came time to face the necromancer himself, many good people died.
02:22:49: <DM_Organator> 4But the foreign man eventually fell to a might found only in true unity. Everyone was very heart-warmed, until they had to start burying their friends.
02:23:08: <DM_Organator> 4But the land recovered, and so did the living adventurers. With a cause to unite behind, they had restarted the golden age of adventuring.
02:23:13: <DM_Organator> 4Now for specific epilogues:
02:23:24: <RocketKnight> 14Wow.
02:23:31: <DM_Organator> 4Dumb?
02:23:32: <RocketKnight> 14You plotted out a continuation!?
02:23:40: <RocketKnight> 14And we're just letting it slide!?
02:23:40: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5No - keep going!
02:23:43: <RocketKnight> 14;___;
02:23:44: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5This is awesome
02:23:50: <DM_Organator> 4Oh.
02:23:55: <RocketKnight> 14Keep going.
02:23:56: <DM_Organator> 4Okay, continuing with specific epilogues
02:25:33: <DM_Organator> 4The rocket knight, proud and noble as he felt, took on the continued training of the loose band of camaraderie he had helped form. He formed young men with strange powers into warriors and peacekeepers for the land to be sheltered by. And when he died, peacefully in his sleep, he knew that although he hadn't fallen in battle, it was only because
02:25:44: <DM_Organator> 4he had never met a match for his combat prowess.
02:25:53: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5;_;7
02:25:54: <DM_Organator> 4He was welcomed into Brohalla with welcome arms.
02:26:01: <DM_Organator> 4Welcome twice in one sentence
02:26:03: <DM_Organator> 4I'm the best writer
02:26:12: <DM_Organator> 4Moving on
02:27:38: <DM_Organator> 4Lady Bitchworth, who coincidentally, had previously been in control of the Bitchworth estate, returned to take control of it once again. This time she did not relinquish it. Instead, she built an empire. She did not strike down the government and rebuild it as she saw fit. That was far too crass. She was much more subtle. But soon, although few actually knew,
02:27:52: <DM_Organator> 4she found herself in a position of great power in her home country. And she liked it that way.
02:28:04: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Good end!
02:29:20: <DM_Organator> 4Ted the peasant longed for a simple life once again, after lengthy months adventuring and complaining. When he returned home and kissed his wife, he felt content. Yet as he tended to his Atmosfarm in the sky, he felt something missing. Perhaps he had been bitten by the adventuring bug. But this was his life before, and it would be his life again.
02:31:13: <DM_Organator> 4Until orcs came and sacked the town. He found himself angry, disappointed and in chaos. So he organized. He used what he had learned, and the village spawned a fearsome militia that eventually expanded to cover most of the land. He was never grandmaster, but only because he had finally found contentment once again in his quiet life.
02:32:43: <DM_Organator> 4Melibar was perhaps the least interested in saving the world, but when push came to shove, he found himself doing most of the shoving. Armed with the knowledge of the fallen necromancer, he himself traveled to a distant land, and though he found giants, the most important thing he found...was himself. Then he went to Vugus and lost all his money at the craps
02:32:52: <DM_Organator> 4tables. Even being a powerful wizard could not help him there.
02:33:07: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Hah!
02:33:31: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Hue.
02:34:24: <RocketKnight> 14What about Sandy
02:34:31: <DM_Organator> 4Sandy, by the way, continued to help adventurers in their travels across the desert, serving her lonely mistress for years, her infinitely extended life providing her with ample time to rescue the young from starvation and the old from monsters. And on the day her mistress' lingering powers finally left the desert, she waited loyally for her mistress to retur
02:34:31: <RocketKnight> 14Please say you're doing Sandy's tale
02:34:32: <DM_Organator> 4n.
02:34:40: <DM_Organator> 4She waited for a long time.
02:34:48: <RocketKnight> 14Oh you son of a bitch
02:34:51: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Don't you dare do a Fry's dog on us.
02:35:00: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3;_;
02:35:04: <DM_Organator> 4And in the end, I think she would have said it was worth it.
02:35:23: <DM_Organator> 4When her mistress did return, she was valued above all her other subjects.
02:35:29: <RocketKnight> 14:3c
02:35:31: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Fuck year.
02:35:50: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5What happened to my spirit pet?
02:36:17: <DM_Organator> 4She came to visit the original party once in a while, coming as easily as she went, but she saw them all off into the afterlife as she saw them out of the desert.
02:36:31: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3;_;
02:36:32: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Sandy for MVP
02:36:35: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3;_;7
02:37:05: <RocketKnight> 14That fucking settles it. Sandy's getting a page.
02:37:16: <Ted_ThePeasant> 3Hue.
02:37:41: <DM_Organator> 4The spirit of the hero that Bitchworth had ensnared eventually returned to the land. Years of peace and quiet had brought a kind of undeathly cabin fever to his mind. Bitchworth was...happy to have him back.
02:37:51: <DM_Organator> 4He never could decide if he regretted coming back.
02:38:05: <Lady_Bitchworth> 5Hah, awesome.
02:38:08: <DM_Organator> 4Game over.