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  1. Sep 10 13:04:11 <DamienLunas> You all arrive to sunny Carita city in the morning
  2. Sep 10 13:04:36 <DamienLunas> Your white wailord floats up to the coast, and Saru steers it over to the 'sea monster parking'
  3. Sep 10 13:05:36 <DamienLunas> right next to a big frowny faced gyarados with a young man with a black beanie cap on
  4. Sep 10 13:07:36 <DamienLunas> Manaphy: "It feels like my Dad's already here... probably getting things sorted out for the parade."
  5. Sep 10 13:08:47 <DamienLunas> "I hope he likes you, Hope."
  6. Sep 10 13:09:59 <Arthur> "Does he not usually like people?"
  7. Sep 10 13:10:11 <DamienLunas> "Well..."
  8. Sep 10 13:11:08 <DamienLunas> "It's not that he doesn't like people, but he doesn't quite get out too much. He's sort of old fashioned."
  9. Sep 10 13:11:16 <Hope> (Oh hey Turf is starting)
  10. Sep 10 13:11:28 <DamienLunas> "I mean he did get married a few times himself..."
  11. Sep 10 13:11:37 <Hope> "Oh, I'm sure he's an amiable sort."
  12. Sep 10 13:12:05 <Hope> "Old fashioned, huh... I'll be extra polite."
  13. Sep 10 13:12:37 <Arthur> "Well, I"m sure glad I don't need to make any impressions on him." .B
  14. Sep 10 13:14:16  Hope makes sure the cuteoh is doing alright before getting off the wail.
  15. Sep 10 13:14:37 <DamienLunas> "Please don't make my dad stab you with his trident, Arthur."
  16. Sep 10 13:14:38 * CounterBeard is now known as Klark
  17. Sep 10 13:14:38  Hope waves at the guy and the Mr. Fish. =D
  18. Sep 10 13:14:50 <Arthur> "Fi~ne."
  19. Sep 10 13:14:58 <DamienLunas> The cute-oh cheeps and hops up onto your shoulder, hope.
  20. Sep 10 13:15:12 <Hope> "Hey, it likes me!"
  21. Sep 10 13:15:17  Hope pets it.
  22. Sep 10 13:15:27 <DamienLunas> "That goes for all of you. This is important. He wants to know what kind of friends Mira has." :<
  23. Sep 10 13:15:41 <DamienLunas> "Cheep cheep!"
  24. Sep 10 13:15:46 <Hope> "Now, are you a boy, or a giirl..."
  25. Sep 10 13:15:47 <Klark> "Gotcha Prince."
  26. Sep 10 13:15:47  Six has quit (Ping timeout)
  27. Sep 10 13:15:48 <Turfmancer> "What about me." Canton says behind a few people
  28. Sep 10 13:15:52 <DamienLunas> it has very fluffy down
  29. Sep 10 13:15:56 <Hope> "I'll try to make a good impression on the king."
  30. Sep 10 13:16:08 <Kit> (Daaaanananana na na Katamari damacyyyyyy)
  31. Sep 10 13:16:31 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  32. Sep 10 13:16:31 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 7 [1d100=7]
  33. Sep 10 13:17:02 <DamienLunas> "Thank you, Hope."
  34. Sep 10 13:17:29 <DamienLunas> "Also... wow, look at that tentacruel..."
  35. Sep 10 13:17:42 <DamienLunas> Manaphy leans over to the other side of the wailord. The tentacruel is almost as big.
  36. Sep 10 13:17:54  Hope strokes the soft down and smiles. "Sure... And hey, we should come up with a name for it... how about... Ribbon?" she turns and looks at the tentacruel though.
  37. Sep 10 13:17:56 <Hope> "Whoa!"
  38. Sep 10 13:18:19  Klark Staaaares at the giant jellyfish. "That...Is a Big Tentacruel."
  39. Sep 10 13:18:43  Six (i.climb.cl@sux-80C7B337.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #TurfWars
  40. Sep 10 13:18:50 <Klark> "The ocean always has the biggest creatures."
  41. Sep 10 13:18:51 <Arthur> "...Ribbon?"
  42. Sep 10 13:19:10 <DamienLunas> "Cheep Cheep!"
  43. Sep 10 13:19:14 <DamienLunas> it seems to like the name!
  44. Sep 10 13:19:18 <DamienLunas> it snuggles up against hope's cheek
  45. Sep 10 13:19:38 <Hope> "Yeah! Don't you think that's a good name? It rebirthed itself out of its own ashes, that's pretty close to our own theme! And we're the Ribbonwood Immortals..."
  46. Sep 10 13:19:53 <Hope> "And on top of that it's adorable."
  47. Sep 10 13:19:58 <DamienLunas> Manaphy smiles, "It's a very cute name, Hope."
  48. Sep 10 13:20:18 <Hope> "I may have to keep it, Arthur." she teases.
  49. Sep 10 13:20:34 <Arthur> "It's just so... tiny. Wonder how long they take to grow."
  50. Sep 10 13:20:34  Hope smiles at the cuteoh.
  51. Sep 10 13:20:49 <DamienLunas> "Shall we disembark?"
  52. Sep 10 13:20:54 <Klark> "Heh, Ribbon works for me." <Do you like that name littly fluffy guy?>
  53. Sep 10 13:21:04  Hope already got off, and has been standing on the dock.
  54. Sep 10 13:21:08 <Hope> "Yeah, come on, let's go!"
  55. Sep 10 13:21:14 <Hope> "We have a festival to go be manly in!"
  56. Sep 10 13:21:46  Klark Laughs "Or something. I still am not sure what I am going to do..."
  57. Sep 10 13:21:55 <DamienLunas> <I'm ribbon! Nice to meet you!>
  58. Sep 10 13:22:12 <DamienLunas> you all get onto the docks
  59. Sep 10 13:22:28 <DamienLunas> and immediately, you see a man with a red and black vest and red goggles tumble into your view
  60. Sep 10 13:22:35 <DamienLunas> he seems to be wrestling a big ursaring
  61. Sep 10 13:22:55 <Kit> (yesssssss)
  62. Sep 10 13:23:03 <DamienLunas> The ursaring claws at him, but he retaliates with a huge overhead throw, tossing it into the wall
  63. Sep 10 13:23:08 <DamienLunas> the ursaring then EXPLODES.
  64. Sep 10 13:23:13 <Klark> "Huh...I should keep Art out of view of this guy...Or..."
  65. Sep 10 13:23:17  Klark STAARES.
  66. Sep 10 13:23:21 <DamienLunas> it seems to be allright though.
  67. Sep 10 13:23:30 <DamienLunas> Celebi: "You're WELCOME BY THE WAY."
  68. Sep 10 13:23:30 <Arthur> "WELL OKAY."
  69. Sep 10 13:23:45 <Klark> "I don't know if I like this place anymore."
  70. Sep 10 13:23:50 <DamienLunas> C: "God damn it, didn't get a wink of sleep last night making all those changes for the big man."
  71. Sep 10 13:24:07 <Hope> "Oh, um. Wow."
  72. Sep 10 13:24:27 <Six> ( Lucha Bear vs Commander, FIGHT )
  73. Sep 10 13:24:32 <Klark> "I was going to let Luchabear out but...That dosen't seem like a good idea anymore."
  74. Sep 10 13:24:47 <Hope> "I'm... sure that was a wild."
  75. Sep 10 13:24:50 <Hope> "...yeah."
  76. Sep 10 13:24:53 <Hope> "Okay."
  77. Sep 10 13:25:01 <Six> ( Lucha Bear must avenge his brethren IN THE RING OF HONOR )
  78. Sep 10 13:25:02 <Hope> "Or maybe a robot."
  79. Sep 10 13:25:17 <DamienLunas> The commander walks up, "Nah, thas jus a publicity stunt they make us do t' welcome newcomers."
  80. Sep 10 13:25:24 <DamienLunas> "Welcome to th' Man Festival!"
  81. Sep 10 13:25:34 <Hope> "Thanks!"
  82. Sep 10 13:25:37 <Klark> "Uh, thanks."
  83. Sep 10 13:26:01 <DamienLunas> "Can I see yer tickets?"
  84. Sep 10 13:26:04 <Hope> (I missed the part where it was alright. :3c)
  85. Sep 10 13:26:12  Hope displays hers.
  86. Sep 10 13:26:12 <Kit> (pft)
  87. Sep 10 13:26:20  Arthur shows his TICKETS.
  88. Sep 10 13:26:30 <DamienLunas> "Mmm, allrigh' then."
  89. Sep 10 13:26:35  Klark Flashes his ticket and lets out LUCHAAAAAAAAAbear. "He gonna be okay to walk around with us?"
  90. Sep 10 13:26:40 <DamienLunas> He hands you each a raffle ticket and a complimentary action figure
  91. Sep 10 13:26:52  Hope looks at the action figure.
  92. Sep 10 13:27:02 <DamienLunas> "Sure, so long as yer willin' ta put up with folks wantin' ta test their might"
  93. Sep 10 13:27:19 <DamienLunas> 1d6
  94. Sep 10 13:27:20 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
  95. Sep 10 13:27:29 <DamienLunas> It is a Landorus action figure
  96. Sep 10 13:27:32 <Klark> "As long as he dosen't explode I am okay."
  97. Sep 10 13:27:39 <DamienLunas> squeeze it and its pecs dance.
  98. Sep 10 13:27:56  Hope squeezes it hesitantly.
  99. Sep 10 13:27:58 <DamienLunas> "Nah, thas' just an explosion TM they gave to it."
  100. Sep 10 13:27:58 <Arthur> "Why."
  101. Sep 10 13:28:02 <DamienLunas> 1d6
  102. Sep 10 13:28:04 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  103. Sep 10 13:28:24 <DamienLunas> Arthur's is a President Willow action figure
  104. Sep 10 13:28:34 <Hope> (Ahahaha what)
  105. Sep 10 13:28:45 <DamienLunas> He seems to be holding a giant black sword
  106. Sep 10 13:28:47 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  107. Sep 10 13:28:47  Klark Looks at his own. "Oh okay."
  108. Sep 10 13:28:48 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 21 [1d100=21]
  109. Sep 10 13:28:53 <DamienLunas> 1d6
  110. Sep 10 13:28:54 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
  111. Sep 10 13:28:59 <Hope> "Oh, nice, Arthur. I wonder if we'll ever get action figures."
  112. Sep 10 13:29:01 <DamienLunas> Klark got another Landorus action figure
  113. Sep 10 13:29:16 <DamienLunas> 1d6
  114. Sep 10 13:29:16 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
  115. Sep 10 13:29:20 <DamienLunas> as did six :B
  116. Sep 10 13:29:23 <Kit> (christ)
  117. Sep 10 13:29:29 <Kit> (some many Landorus)
  118. Sep 10 13:29:29 <Klark> (All these pec dancers)
  119. Sep 10 13:29:29 <Arthur> 5#1d6
  120. Sep 10 13:29:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 5#1d6: 1 [1d6=1], 3 [1d6=3], 1 [1d6=1], 2 [1d6=2], 4 [1d6=4]
  121. Sep 10 13:29:31 <Hope> (STOP IT DICEMAID)
  122. Sep 10 13:29:35 <Hope> (WE HAVE ENOUGH LANDORUSES)
  123. Sep 10 13:29:37 <Klark> (Mygod)
  124. Sep 10 13:29:37 <Arthur> (i'm thinking bias)
  125. Sep 10 13:29:41 <Kit> (same)
  126. Sep 10 13:29:41 <Hope> (AND ENOUGH WILLOWS)
  127. Sep 10 13:29:50 <Arthur> (look at this shit.)
  128. Sep 10 13:30:01 <DamienLunas> 1d6
  129. Sep 10 13:30:03 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  130. Sep 10 13:30:10 <Arthur> (LOOK AT THIS SHIT)
  131. Sep 10 13:30:11 <DamienLunas> Canton also got a Willow action figure :3c
  132. Sep 10 13:30:15 <Klark> (ahahahaa)
  133. Sep 10 13:30:24 <Klark> "Huh, guess they only have two types."
  134. Sep 10 13:30:47 <Arthur> "Surprising they MADE all these though."
  135. Sep 10 13:30:49  Hope puts her action figure away and heads on.
  136. Sep 10 13:31:06 <Hope> "I think it's pretty awesome, at least, Landorus must love having his own action figure."
  137. Sep 10 13:31:35 <DamienLunas> 1d6
  138. Sep 10 13:31:36 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
  139. Sep 10 13:31:45 <DamienLunas> Saru got a Pokerider Heavy action figure
  140. Sep 10 13:31:47  Klark Hands his action figer to luchabear to play with. "Huh...I guess we are just backwards from everyone else."
  141. Sep 10 13:31:47 <DamienLunas> 1d6
  142. Sep 10 13:31:48 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
  143. Sep 10 13:31:54 <DamienLunas> Mira got a landorus :3c
  144. Sep 10 13:31:56 <Kit> (Christ what)
  145. Sep 10 13:32:31  Hope hurries on!
  146. Sep 10 13:32:34 <DamienLunas> "Oh wait!"
  147. Sep 10 13:32:38 <DamienLunas> "Don't ferget yer schedules!"
  148. Sep 10 13:32:40 <Hope> "Huh?"
  149. Sep 10 13:32:43 <DamienLunas> he hands you each a schedule of the events
  150. Sep 10 13:32:47  Hope has a look.
  151. Sep 10 13:32:55 <Klark> "Oh thanks."
  152. Sep 10 13:33:25 <DamienLunas> http://pastebin.com/7v6vfS4T
  153. Sep 10 13:34:00 <Six> "So are these up here stuff that's happening every day or something?"
  154. Sep 10 13:34:16 <DamienLunas> "Yup"
  155. Sep 10 13:34:28 <Turfmancer> Katy looks at the schedule, "Oh, hrm this first day, what do you want to do?"
  156. Sep 10 13:34:34 <Hope> "Haha, oh wow."
  157. Sep 10 13:34:37 <Arthur> "I wonder."
  158. Sep 10 13:34:59 * Edmund is now known as Aeros
  159. Sep 10 13:35:06 <Six> "We're going to do everything aren't we?"
  160. Sep 10 13:35:09 * Bruce is now known as Happymancer
  161. Sep 10 13:35:14 <Hope> "Oh man, multiple days, huh. I guess the president's already made accomodations for us."
  162. Sep 10 13:35:47 <Hope> "What, you want to?"
  163. Sep 10 13:35:55 <Arthur> "Is it even possible?"
  164. Sep 10 13:35:56 <Hope> "Everything? Absolutely everything?"
  165. Sep 10 13:36:13 <DamienLunas> looks like you'll have to choose between certain events that are at the same time :<
  166. Sep 10 13:36:26 <Klark> "...That sounds crazy. But we can try."
  167. Sep 10 13:36:33 <Hope> "But the schedule seems to say we can't."
  168. Sep 10 13:36:41 <Hope> "Since some things will happen at the same time as others."
  169. Sep 10 13:37:00 <Hope> "Oh god, a drinking contest. I probably shouldn't..."
  170. Sep 10 13:37:02 <DamienLunas> Celebi: "OH BOY SCHEDULING. THIS WON'T BE A LOT OF CLEANUP FOR ME AT ALL?"
  171. Sep 10 13:37:20 <DamienLunas> !*
  172. Sep 10 13:37:25 <Klark> "We'll try our best Judge"
  173. Sep 10 13:37:28  Hope tries to patpat Celebi. "We'll try to keep the paradoxes down to a minimum."
  174. Sep 10 13:37:39 <DamienLunas> Celebi is begrudgingly papped
  175. Sep 10 13:37:45 <DamienLunas> 1d6
  176. Sep 10 13:37:46 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
  177. Sep 10 13:37:58 <DamienLunas> The cute-oh decides it wants to hop onto six's shoulder this time.
  178. Sep 10 13:38:09  Hope waves bye to Ribbon. :D
  179. Sep 10 13:38:30  Six shakes it off D:<
  180. Sep 10 13:38:30 <DamienLunas> Eris glares at it from the other side of his shoulder
  181. Sep 10 13:38:32 <DamienLunas> >:I
  182. Sep 10 13:38:42 <Hope> "Aw, Six, don't be mean!"
  183. Sep 10 13:38:49  Six shoulderwaggleshoulderwaggle.
  184. Sep 10 13:38:54 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  185. Sep 10 13:38:56 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  186. Sep 10 13:38:56 <Klark> "Be nice to the little guy he just hatched!"
  187. Sep 10 13:39:01 <DamienLunas> "CHEEP"
  188. Sep 10 13:39:04 <Klark> (ohboy)
  189. Sep 10 13:39:07 <DamienLunas> The ho-oh whirlwinds six
  190. Sep 10 13:39:18 <DamienLunas> six gets sent flying a full 60 meters
  191. Sep 10 13:39:23 <Hope> "..."
  192. Sep 10 13:39:23  Six is blasting off a gain!
  193. Sep 10 13:39:28 <Arthur> "AHAHAHAHAHA"
  194. Sep 10 13:39:31 <Arthur> "I like this thing."
  195. Sep 10 13:39:35 <Hope> "Six!" D=
  196. Sep 10 13:39:42 <Arthur> "Great bird, and I know birds."
  197. Sep 10 13:39:45 <Hope> "Well, they'll never get along now." she sighs.
  198. Sep 10 13:39:46 <Klark> "Note to self: Do not piss Ribbon."
  199. Sep 10 13:39:48 <DamienLunas> 1d6
  200. Sep 10 13:39:49 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
  201. Sep 10 13:40:01 <DamienLunas> it hops back to hope.
  202. Sep 10 13:40:03 <Turfmancer> Katy leans back, "Well, that sounds like a good memo to send out to everyone."
  203. Sep 10 13:40:12  Hope patpats Ribbon.
  204. Sep 10 13:40:14 <Hope> "Sorry about him."
  205. Sep 10 13:40:26 <DamienLunas> ribbon tweets a little song happily
  206. Sep 10 13:40:45  Hope decides to go and see if Six is okay.
  207. Sep 10 13:41:08  Klark follows looking over the scheduals "Eh...He SHOULD be okay...right?"
  208. Sep 10 13:41:18 <DamienLunas> Victini pops out of Six's contract ball.
  209. Sep 10 13:41:31 <DamienLunas> "You okay, Six?"
  210. Sep 10 13:42:47 <DamienLunas> "I guess that just goes to show the power of that sort of legendary..."
  211. Sep 10 13:42:47 <Six> "Augh, no, totally not okay, because getting flung a few feet through the air is the worst thing that's happened to me the entire time I've been with the immortals."
  212. Sep 10 13:42:52  Six dusts himself off.
  213. Sep 10 13:42:57 <Turfmancer> Katy points at the event, "What's Jello?"
  214. Sep 10 13:43:05 <DamienLunas> (196 feet)
  215. Sep 10 13:43:11 <DamienLunas> (although it's nondamaging)
  216. Sep 10 13:43:15 <DamienLunas> "That's the spirit, Six."
  217. Sep 10 13:43:18 <Hope> "Oh, that's... I saw a package of that once, it's like this powder stuff."
  218. Sep 10 13:43:25 <Six> ( that's a 'few' )
  219. Sep 10 13:43:48 <Turfmancer> "So you wrestle in a hills of powder? Why not just use dirt, or mud."
  220. Sep 10 13:44:01 <Hope> 1d20+10 random knowledge
  221. Sep 10 13:44:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, random knowledge: 23 [1d20=13]
  222. Sep 10 13:44:10  Klark Shrugs "I dunno. Powder sounds like it'd jut make you sneeze."
  223. Sep 10 13:44:10 <Hope> (She almost autopasses now. :3c)
  224. Sep 10 13:44:22 <Arthur> "They have instructions on the box you know." .I
  225. Sep 10 13:44:32 <Hope> "Well, you're supposed to add water to it and it turns into this goopy stuff."
  226. Sep 10 13:45:05 <DamienLunas> V: "Ooh maybe we should get some food... I wonder if they have fresh maccaroons..." victini drools a little at the thought
  227. Sep 10 13:45:21 <Six> "You can go get maccaroons if you want."
  228. Sep 10 13:45:34  Six walks off in the opposite direction.
  229. Sep 10 13:45:42 <Turfmancer> (oooh)
  230. Sep 10 13:45:43 <DamienLunas> "Hey, wait up Six..." :<
  231. Sep 10 13:46:24 <DamienLunas> Victini follows along with Six
  232. Sep 10 13:46:34  Hope looks at the schedule, hmming, after she sees Six walk off into the distance.
  233. Sep 10 13:46:36 <DamienLunas> #turfwarstemp
  234. Sep 10 13:46:39 <Arthur> "Why him, I wonder."
  235. Sep 10 13:46:43 <DamienLunas> the party split... IT BEGINS
  236. Sep 10 13:47:02 <Hope> "Why him what?"
  237. Sep 10 13:47:14 <Arthur> "ANYWAY I'm going to see exactly which way I qualify for cross-dressing. Easy win, right?"
  238. Sep 10 13:47:39 <Hope> "I think you're the wrong kind though? Unless you plan to do a double reverse."
  239. Sep 10 13:47:50 <Hope> "I'll head for the pancake eating contest myself." :3c
  240. Sep 10 13:47:51 <Arthur> "Exactly why I have to ask."
  241. Sep 10 13:48:19 <Turfmancer> The rest of the Dynasty (And most likely other grouos) start heading past into the festival while you're talking
  242. Sep 10 13:48:28 <DamienLunas> klark?
  243. Sep 10 13:48:59 <Klark> "I am gonna follow you hope. I love pancakes."
  244. Sep 10 13:49:17 <Hope> "Awesome. Honestly, I'm craving sweets so bad right now, it's crazy."
  245. Sep 10 13:49:28 <Klark> (Awww Sarue needs to be here so they can have Pancake showdown V. 2: The Pan Cakening)
  246. Sep 10 13:49:29 <Turfmancer> "Pancakes works out great." Katy follows along as well
  247. Sep 10 13:50:01 <DamienLunas> #turfwarstemp2 for pancakening
  248. Sep 10 13:50:05 <Hope> (He has tasted the pancake)
  249. Sep 10 13:50:10 <Hope> (He will never come back to us)
  250. Sep 10 13:50:56 <Klark> (Ahaha)
  251. Sep 10 13:51:10 <Klark> (If only we could have givin Kirin Pancakes)
  252. Sep 10 13:51:23 <Hope> (complete redemption)
  253. Sep 10 13:51:27 <DamienLunas> So arthur heads on over to the cross-dressing contest!
  254. Sep 10 13:51:34 <DamienLunas> it appears they have 2 divisions
  255. Sep 10 13:51:43 <DamienLunas> Trap and Reverse-Trap
  256. Sep 10 13:51:52 <Arthur> "...Hello?"
  257. Sep 10 13:52:25 <DamienLunas> "Hey there, what'll it be, Trap or Reverse-Trap?"
  258. Sep 10 13:53:27 <Arthur> "That's pretty much what I'd like to know. What if I'm already, uh, 'in costume' right now?"
  259. Sep 10 13:54:25 <DamienLunas> (SIX)
  260. Sep 10 13:54:29 <DamienLunas> (JOIN #TURFWARSTEMP)
  261. Sep 10 13:54:46 <DamienLunas> "Well here's the first question."
  262. Sep 10 13:54:52 <DamienLunas> "Are you a Boy? Or a Girl?"
  263. Sep 10 13:55:08 <Arthur> "I. Uh."
  264. Sep 10 13:55:22 <Arthur> "Depends on how you mean."
  265. Sep 10 13:55:53 <Six> (sorry, was sending an email to max barry :3c )
  266. Sep 10 13:56:17 <DamienLunas> The person handling the sign ups facepalms.
  267. Sep 10 13:56:21 <DamienLunas> "Do you have a Penis?"
  268. Sep 10 13:56:24 <Arthur> "No."
  269. Sep 10 13:56:35 <DamienLunas> "I'll put you under reverse traps then. Name?"
  270. Sep 10 13:57:22 <Arthur> (oh there's a good question. did willow officially put an adoption and/or namechange through at any point)
  271. Sep 10 13:57:58 <DamienLunas> (yes)
  272. Sep 10 13:58:06 <DamienLunas> (He dubbed you Arthur Meyer didn't he)
  273. Sep 10 13:58:07 <Arthur> "Arthur Meyer."
  274. Sep 10 13:58:16 <Arthur> (I DON'T REMEMBER but okay)
  275. Sep 10 13:58:19 <DamienLunas> "Arthur Meyer... ah, a special guest!"
  276. Sep 10 13:58:19 <Arthur> (ganbatte celebi)
  277. Sep 10 14:05:09 * Happymancer is now known as Bruce
  278. Sep 10 14:05:25 <DamienLunas> "Well, welcome Arthur Meyer. Just wait over there and we'll get started right away!"
  279. Sep 10 14:05:47  Arthur wanders over.
  280. Sep 10 14:07:08  OmegaX (X@sux-82ADAAF.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #TurfWars
  281. Sep 10 14:08:19 <Bruce> 1d20+6
  282. Sep 10 14:08:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Bruce, 1d20+6: 17 [1d20=11]
  283. Sep 10 14:09:22 <Bruce> 1d20+13;1d100
  284. Sep 10 14:09:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Bruce, 1d20+13: 16 [1d20=3]; 1d100: 62 [1d100=62]
  285. Sep 10 14:09:31 <Bruce> (fff)
  286. Sep 10 14:09:47 <Kit> (dicemeido)
  287. Sep 10 14:10:15 * Aeros is now known as Gesine
  288. Sep 10 14:12:11 <Klark> 1d100
  289. Sep 10 14:12:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d100: 32 [1d100=32]
  290. Sep 10 14:12:19 <Hope> 1d20;1d100
  291. Sep 10 14:12:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]; 1d100: 88 [1d100=88]
  292. Sep 10 14:12:29 <Klark> 1d20+7
  293. Sep 10 14:12:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+7: 25 [1d20=18]
  294. Sep 10 14:12:31 <Hope> EIGHTY EIGHT PANCAKES
  295. Sep 10 14:12:52 <Hope> (Dear god I hope not)
  296. Sep 10 14:13:15 <Gesine> 1d20+2 dex;1d20+9 str;1d100
  297. Sep 10 14:13:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Gesine, dex: 18 [1d20=16]; str: 14 [1d20=5]; 1d100: 80 [1d100=80]
  298. Sep 10 14:13:16 <Turfmancer> 1d100;1d20+5 pancakes
  299. Sep 10 14:13:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Turfmancer, 1d100: 46 [1d100=46]; pancakes: 15 [1d20=10]
  300. Sep 10 14:16:34 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  301. Sep 10 14:16:35 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 97 [1d100=97]
  302. Sep 10 14:17:24 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  303. Sep 10 14:17:25 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 45 [1d100=45]
  304. Sep 10 14:17:26 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  305. Sep 10 14:17:27 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  306. Sep 10 14:21:19 <Turfmancer> 1d100;1d20+5 caaake
  307. Sep 10 14:21:19 <Hope> 1d20;1d100
  308. Sep 10 14:21:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Turfmancer, 1d100: 4 [1d100=4]; caaake: 6 [1d20=1]
  309. Sep 10 14:21:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]; 1d100: 53 [1d100=53]
  310. Sep 10 14:21:27 <Turfmancer> ohshit
  311. Sep 10 14:22:03 <Hope> (At least Hope is consistent)
  312. Sep 10 14:23:28 <DamienLunas> 1d100:1d20 pancaaakes
  313. Sep 10 14:23:29 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, pancaaakes: 58 [1d100=51; 1d20=7]
  314. Sep 10 14:24:44 <Klark> 1d20+7
  315. Sep 10 14:24:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+7: 18 [1d20=11]
  316. Sep 10 14:24:46 <Klark> 1d100
  317. Sep 10 14:24:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d100: 36 [1d100=36]
  318. Sep 10 14:25:10 <OmegaX> (Heh. I get the feeling Terri would call pancakes "Flat Waffles")
  319. Sep 10 14:28:18 <Hope> 1d20;1d100 HOPE GOES FOR THE GOLD
  320. Sep 10 14:28:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]; HOPE GOES FOR THE GOLD: 40 [1d100=40]
  321. Sep 10 14:28:27 <Hope> AUBLUHBLUHBLUH
  322. Sep 10 14:28:45 <DamienLunas> 1d20;1d100
  323. Sep 10 14:28:46 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]; 1d100: 94 [1d100=94]
  324. Sep 10 14:28:51 <Klark> 1d20+7
  325. Sep 10 14:28:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+7: 27 [1d20=20]
  326. Sep 10 14:28:53 <Klark> 1d100
  327. Sep 10 14:28:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d100: 65 [1d100=65]
  328. Sep 10 14:29:02 <Kit> (annnnd Klark wins)
  329. Sep 10 14:29:17 <Kit> (dat nat 20)
  330. Sep 10 14:29:39 <Kit> (wait)
  331. Sep 10 14:29:45 <Kit> (double nat 20's, oh god D:)
  332. Sep 10 14:30:14  OmegaX has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  333. Sep 10 14:36:25 <Hope> :3c
  334. Sep 10 14:47:11 <Kit> (still not as bad as that one time)
  335. Sep 10 14:47:16 <Kit> (Man, we will never see that happen again)
  336. Sep 10 14:50:59 <DamienLunas> Anyways
  337. Sep 10 14:51:08 <DamienLunas> The Cross-Dressing contest is starting!
  338. Sep 10 14:51:28 <DamienLunas> first up is the Traps division!
  339. Sep 10 14:52:11 <DamienLunas> You sit there with the rest of the reverse-trap contestants waiting your turn, arthur
  340. Sep 10 14:52:17 <Arthur> "I wonder."
  341. Sep 10 14:53:23 * Gesine is now known as Edmund
  342. Sep 10 14:54:57  Edmund is wearing an antique ball gown, hair in curls, with a parasol.
  343. Sep 10 14:56:02  Arthur squints. "Is that REALLY..."
  344. Sep 10 14:57:49  Kain (DDK@sux-DBF146F7.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #TurfWars
  345. Sep 10 14:57:52 <Arthur> "'s a relief at least. I thought we'd have to bring our own, all I've got spare is a dirty suit."
  346. Sep 10 14:58:13 * Kain is now known as HopeIsthePope
  347. Sep 10 14:58:15 <DamienLunas> (Actually you do have to bring your own costume :3c)
  348. Sep 10 14:58:22 <DamienLunas> (but luckily you have GINGA BISHOUNEN)
  349. Sep 10 14:58:58 <Arthur> (well then what the hell edmund in clothes suited to his natural gender)
  350. Sep 10 14:59:12 <Edmund> (edmund has something to prove :I)
  351. Sep 10 14:59:12 <DamienLunas> (edmund is actually entering the Trap competition)
  352. Sep 10 14:59:21 <DamienLunas> (or something like that right)
  353. Sep 10 14:59:29 <Edmund> (Yus)
  354. Sep 10 14:59:40  Hope has quit (Ping timeout)
  355. Sep 10 15:00:17 <Bruce> (So confusing)
  356. Sep 10 15:00:26 <Edmund> A young but large woman with large 80s hair next to you looks at you, "You don't have a costume?"
  357. Sep 10 15:01:06 * Edmund is now known as EdnLowell
  358. Sep 10 15:01:36  Arthur is dumbstruck by the hair for a moment before answering. "Well..."
  359. Sep 10 15:02:38 <DamienLunas> an asian trap with red eyes and black hair looks over Arthur and giggles, "Nice aura, fairy." he says before going off to the stage to strut his stuff.
  360. Sep 10 15:02:51 <Arthur> "And who the hell are you?"
  361. Sep 10 15:02:54 <Bruce> (Hahahah)
  362. Sep 10 15:03:13 <DamienLunas> "Shinko." :B
  363. Sep 10 15:03:28 <Arthur> (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
  364. Sep 10 15:04:15 <DamienLunas> Shinko goes up onto stage. The audience really seems to love him!
  365. Sep 10 15:05:00 <EdnLowell> there is a big streak of red in Lowells hair, and she's sorta dressed like an oldschool male rockstar. although her chest is a bit harder to conceal...she probably doesn't make for a very convincing guy. "I'm Lowell, what's your name?"
  366. Sep 10 15:05:09 <Arthur> "Mmm? Arthur."
  367. Sep 10 15:05:16 <Arthur> (oh god is she chara soon)
  368. Sep 10 15:05:22 <EdnLowell> (:3c)
  369. Sep 10 15:05:33 <Arthur> (why.jpg)
  370. Sep 10 15:07:15 <EdnLowell> ( http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/917726/ because.jpg)
  371. Sep 10 15:07:39 <EdnLowell> "Arthur huh...are you in the right line?"
  372. Sep 10 15:08:03 <Arthur> "Well, I don't have a dress."
  373. Sep 10 15:08:25 <EdnLowell> "That doesn't really answer the question. after all, you did say you didn't have a costume."
  374. Sep 10 15:08:27 <DamienLunas> (isn't arthur entered in the FtM contest aka reverse trap)
  375. Sep 10 15:08:43 <DamienLunas> (all 3 of you are right)
  376. Sep 10 15:08:44 <Arthur> "And like I said, only a dirty suit tucked away somewhere... And, of course, what I'm wearing right now."
  377. Sep 10 15:09:05 <EdnLowell> (Ed is taking part in trap contest)
  378. Sep 10 15:09:13 <EdnLowell> (lowell in reverse trap)
  379. Sep 10 15:09:48 <DamienLunas> Shinko goes off to the other side of the stage
  380. Sep 10 15:10:07 <DamienLunas> and a big musclebound man in a frilly black wizard costume takes the stage
  381. Sep 10 15:10:35 <EdnLowell> (manrisa?)
  382. Sep 10 15:10:37 <Arthur> "Pfffffff..."
  383. Sep 10 15:10:55 <EdnLowell> "Hahaha. that's great." Lowell laughs.
  384. Sep 10 15:10:59 <DamienLunas> (cho marisa :3c)
  385. Sep 10 15:11:14 <DamienLunas> half of the audience is laughing
  386. Sep 10 15:11:17 <DamienLunas> the other half is screaming
  387. Sep 10 15:11:49 <EdnLowell> ( http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/759098/ )
  388. Sep 10 15:12:01 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont
  389. Sep 10 15:12:12 * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  390. Sep 10 15:13:51 * HopeIsthePope is now known as Steve
  391. Sep 10 15:15:23 <EdnLowell> "Hrm...well, I have some extra clothes, but I don't think they'd fit you. Sorry." Lowell says after she stops herself from laughing.
  392. Sep 10 15:15:33 <Arthur> "Eh, it's fine."
  393. Sep 10 15:16:48 <EdnLowell> "Pity, you'd be pretty cute in a nice suit...if you were really a boy that is."
  394. Sep 10 15:16:54 * Gorby|BloodBowl is now known as Gorbash
  395. Sep 10 15:17:30 * Gorbash is now known as Saru
  396. Sep 10 15:18:50 <DamienLunas> hi saru
  397. Sep 10 15:19:00 <DamienLunas> wanna watch the talent competition with hope?
  398. Sep 10 15:19:01 <Saru> (hi)
  399. Sep 10 15:19:06 <Saru> (sure)
  400. Sep 10 15:19:11 <DamienLunas> that'll be #turfwarstemp then
  401. Sep 10 15:19:53 <Kit> (aw, no one goes to cooking comp :< oh well)
  402. Sep 10 15:23:41 * Steve is now known as Molly
  403. Sep 10 15:26:43 <EdnLowell> (and i guess we just wait for the talent show since its more popular :B)
  404. Sep 10 15:27:03 * Bruce is now known as Happymancer
  405. Sep 10 15:30:12 <DamienLunas> (:B)
  406. Sep 10 15:30:24 <DamienLunas> Anyway, it's Edmund's turn to go on stage and do his thing :D
  407. Sep 10 15:33:36 <EdnLowell> Ed tries to use his grace to his advantage. swaying his hips slightly but keeping the air of refinement up.
  408. Sep 10 15:34:08 <DamienLunas> roll dex :B
  409. Sep 10 15:35:23 <EdnLowell> 1d20+5 :I
  410. Sep 10 15:35:24 <DiceMaid-9001> EdnLowell, :I: 21 [1d20=16]
  411. Sep 10 15:36:04 <DamienLunas> Ed sashays and struts, looking graceful, elegant, and beautiful.
  412. Sep 10 15:36:15 <DamienLunas> The audience applauds and whistles, greatly enjoying the act.
  413. Sep 10 15:36:23 <DamienLunas> And eventually, the winners are announced.
  414. Sep 10 15:36:43 <DamienLunas> "In third place... Shinko!"
  415. Sep 10 15:36:48 <DamienLunas> "Second place... Edmund!"
  416. Sep 10 15:37:02 <DamienLunas> "And our winner is... Cho Marisa!"
  417. Sep 10 15:37:11 <DamienLunas> The hulking wizard takes the trophy and raises it above their head
  418. Sep 10 15:37:14 <Kit> (looool)
  419. Sep 10 15:37:46 <EdnLowell> Ed seeths, beat red, embarassed.
  420. Sep 10 15:38:35 <DamienLunas> "THANK YOOOU MAN FESTIVAL!"
  421. Sep 10 15:38:39 <Happymancer> You hear a man yell out supportingly when Ed is announced
  422. Sep 10 15:39:02 <Arthur> "Why."
  423. Sep 10 15:39:47 <DamienLunas> "Wyyyyyynaut!"
  424. Sep 10 15:39:53 <DamienLunas> a wynaut hops up to arthur.
  425. Sep 10 15:40:15  Arthur then realizes that his contest is next and proceeds to use WIND SHENANIGANS to clean and straighten up his outfit. "That's... a good point."
  426. Sep 10 15:40:34 <DamienLunas> "All right! First up for the Reverse Trap contest... Lowell!"
  427. Sep 10 15:40:37 <Arthur> "I mean, he turned the most heads, right?"
  428. Sep 10 15:42:50 <EdnLowell> the young Lowell struts out, gesturing for applause.
  429. Sep 10 15:43:03 <DamienLunas> The crowd seems to really enjoy lowell's style!
  430. Sep 10 15:43:15 <DamienLunas> (got lowell's cha?)
  431. Sep 10 15:43:24 <EdnLowell> 1d20+5 cha
  432. Sep 10 15:43:25 <DiceMaid-9001> EdnLowell, cha: 13 [1d20=8]
  433. Sep 10 15:43:43 <DamienLunas> but some of them aren't totally convinced that it's a man up there.
  434. Sep 10 15:44:00 <DamienLunas> "Next up is... Peter Cross!"
  435. Sep 10 15:44:27 <DamienLunas> A man in a top hat, monocle, and cane struts out with a heracross wearing similar garb.
  436. Sep 10 15:44:43 <Happymancer> (Oh god hahaha)
  437. Sep 10 15:44:44 <Arthur> "...Uh."
  438. Sep 10 15:44:49 <DamienLunas> They face the stage and begin to dance and sing, "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits..."
  439. Sep 10 15:44:51 <Kit> (ahahahaha)
  440. Sep 10 15:44:52 <DamienLunas> "Hera heracross!"
  441. Sep 10 15:45:07 <Kit> (puttin on the ritz~)
  442. Sep 10 15:45:20 <DamienLunas> "Different types who wear a day coat pants with stripes or cut away coat perfect fits..."
  443. Sep 10 15:45:24 <DamienLunas> "Hera heracross~"
  444. Sep 10 15:45:30 <DamienLunas> "Dressed up like a million dollar trooper!"
  445. Sep 10 15:45:36 <DamienLunas> "Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper"
  446. Sep 10 15:45:39 <DamienLunas> "Hera hera!"
  447. Sep 10 15:45:59 <Molly> (Bahahaha)
  448. Sep 10 15:46:33 <DamienLunas> "Come let-'" suddenly a skinny girl with long black hair rushes on stage to him and whispers something to him
  449. Sep 10 15:46:45 <DamienLunas> "What do you mean that's not what it means, Prissy?"
  450. Sep 10 15:46:53 <DamienLunas> *whisper whisper*
  451. Sep 10 15:46:57 <DamienLunas> "Well what does it mean then?"
  452. Sep 10 15:47:10 <DamienLunas> She whispers into his ear again and he nods understandingly
  453. Sep 10 15:47:14 <DamienLunas> then his eyes get really wide
  454. Sep 10 15:47:21 <DamienLunas> "OH GOD"
  455. Sep 10 15:47:28 <DamienLunas> he picks up his heracross and flies away
  456. Sep 10 15:47:36 <DamienLunas> Prissy facepalms and shuffles offstage.
  457. Sep 10 15:47:54 <DamienLunas> there's an air of silence broken by some light clapping eventually.
  458. Sep 10 15:48:19 <EdnLowell> Meanwhile, Ed is talking to someone back stage, and is escorted off to somewhere else, a bit confused.
  459. Sep 10 15:49:09 <DamienLunas> "Err... very well then, Arthur Vesper?"
  460. Sep 10 15:49:16 <Arthur> (CELEBI)
  461. Sep 10 15:49:31 <Arthur> (am i backstage or in the audience)
  462. Sep 10 15:49:43 <EdnLowell> (in line backstage i thought)
  463. Sep 10 15:49:51 <Arthur> (or like, elsewhere)
  464. Sep 10 15:49:57 <DamienLunas> Meyer*
  465. Sep 10 15:49:59 <DamienLunas> backstage.
  466. Sep 10 15:50:07 <DamienLunas> on the other side.
  467. Sep 10 15:50:50  Arthur gets ready and tries his very best to actually FLY out there, propelling himself through every single psychic trick he has. "DAZZLING THE STAGE~"
  468. Sep 10 15:51:17 <DamienLunas> Arthur does manage to fly out there!
  469. Sep 10 15:51:30 <DamienLunas> he can fly a bit for short distances, especially now that he has carter's strength in him
  470. Sep 10 15:51:38 <Kit> (snrk)
  471. Sep 10 15:52:13  Arthur pushes himself back to stop himself from crossing the entire thing, floating in the middle of the stage and GENTLY bringing himself down
  472. Sep 10 15:52:22 <DamienLunas> roll int?
  473. Sep 10 15:52:32 <Arthur> 1d20+8 here we go
  474. Sep 10 15:52:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, here we go: 14 [1d20=6]
  475. Sep 10 15:52:59 <DamienLunas> it was a bit shakier of a landing than you'd like
  476. Sep 10 15:53:12 <DamienLunas> it wasn't exactly graceful, and you stumble a bit trying to break the fall
  477. Sep 10 15:53:28 <DamienLunas> the crowd seems unconvinced by your manliness.
  478. Sep 10 15:54:24  Arthur scrambles back up and dusts himself off. "Would anyone out there doubting me care to do better?"
  479. Sep 10 15:55:11 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  480. Sep 10 15:55:11 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 41 [1d100=41]
  481. Sep 10 15:55:26 <DamienLunas> the crowd doesn't seem too impressed. :I
  482. Sep 10 15:56:25  Arthur glares. "That WAS a challenge."
  483. Sep 10 15:56:53 <DamienLunas> "Get off the stage bishie!"
  484. Sep 10 15:58:06  Arthur looks around for who said that.
  485. Sep 10 15:58:12 <DamienLunas> perception?
  486. Sep 10 15:58:54 <Arthur> 1d20+1 ?
  487. Sep 10 15:58:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, ?: 6 [1d20=5]
  488. Sep 10 15:59:31 <DamienLunas> can't see who said it with that.
  489. Sep 10 16:00:11 <Arthur> (chosen one?)
  490. Sep 10 16:00:36 <DamienLunas> all right
  491. Sep 10 16:00:41 <DamienLunas> it was that guido douchebag over there.
  492. Sep 10 16:01:33 <Arthur> "Wait, what? Am I being shouted at by a goddamn orange?"
  493. Sep 10 16:02:05 <DamienLunas> "Got a problem prettyboy?"
  494. Sep 10 16:02:18 <Arthur> "Tell you what, I'll get off the stage..."
  495. Sep 10 16:02:26  Arthur jumps down and rushes the guy!
  496. Sep 10 16:02:31 <DamienLunas> "Come at me bro!"
  497. Sep 10 16:02:45 <Arthur> (have PCs refreshed or am I out)
  498. Sep 10 16:02:51 <Happymancer> (LOOK OUT, HE HAS SENSEI: HITTING WOMEN)
  499. Sep 10 16:02:58 <DamienLunas> (pcs have refreshed)
  500. Sep 10 16:03:07 <Arthur> (oh god that's terrible happy.)
  501. Sep 10 16:03:19 <Arthur> "Here weeee..."
  502. Sep 10 16:03:20 <Arthur> 1d20 HURRICANE
  503. Sep 10 16:03:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, HURRICANE: 20 [1d20=20]
  504. Sep 10 16:03:26 <Arthur> "GO!:
  505. Sep 10 16:03:30 <Kit> (Dramatic Imparative :B)
  506. Sep 10 16:03:44 <DamienLunas> "AWW SHIT"
  507. Sep 10 16:04:10 <Arthur> "AHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK."
  508. Sep 10 16:04:13 <DamienLunas> The hurricane lifts him up like a carrot in a salad spinner
  509. Sep 10 16:04:58 <DamienLunas> and tosses him into one of those strength tester games, smashing him against it and ringing the bell.
  510. Sep 10 16:05:20 <DamienLunas> The crowd is VERY impressed now!
  511. Sep 10 16:05:22  Arthur gets back on stage, takes a bow, and struts off properly.
  512. Sep 10 16:06:53 <EdnLowell> "Hahaha." Lowell laughs, "That was great."
  513. Sep 10 16:07:03 <Arthur> "Felt great."
  514. Sep 10 16:07:09 <DamienLunas> Next up comes Nina!
  515. Sep 10 16:07:17 <DamienLunas> She seems to be dressed as some sort of viking
  516. Sep 10 16:07:22 <DamienLunas> She raises an axe and swings it around
  517. Sep 10 16:07:23 <DamienLunas> 1d20+5
  518. Sep 10 16:07:24 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20+5: 20 [1d20=15]
  519. Sep 10 16:07:41 <DamienLunas> you never really noticed it but... nina's pretty damn strong.
  520. Sep 10 16:07:48 <DamienLunas> You make a note never to skip out on your tab.
  521. Sep 10 16:09:26 <DamienLunas> Anyway, there's a bit of deliberation and then...
  522. Sep 10 16:09:33 <DamienLunas> "Third place goes to Lowell!"
  523. Sep 10 16:09:39 <DamienLunas> "Second place... Nina!"
  524. Sep 10 16:09:46 <DamienLunas> "And first place... Arthur Meyer!"
  525. Sep 10 16:09:57 <Arthur> "...Haha, oh wow."
  526. Sep 10 16:10:03  Arthur rushes back out there!
  527. Sep 10 16:10:11 <EdnLowell> Lowell claps for arthur
  528. Sep 10 16:13:00 <DamienLunas> Arthur gets...
  529. Sep 10 16:13:11 <DamienLunas> a Role Pla VM!
  530. Sep 10 16:13:22 <DamienLunas> Role Play*
  531. Sep 10 16:13:28 <DamienLunas> As well as... Skill Swap TM!
  532. Sep 10 16:13:58  zoofman (zoofman@sux-D3486381.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #TurfWars
  533. Sep 10 16:14:00 <Arthur> (oh god so much potential)
  534. Sep 10 16:15:42 <DamienLunas> Nina gets some Iron supplements for pokemon, and Lowell gets...
  535. Sep 10 16:16:02 <Saru> (boytoy)
  536. Sep 10 16:16:19 <DamienLunas> a year's supply of hair spray and some binoculars
  537. Sep 10 16:17:50 <DamienLunas> So then Arthur
  538. Sep 10 16:17:58 <DamienLunas> now that you've spent all this time at the cross dressing competition
  539. Sep 10 16:18:08 <DamienLunas> want to head over to catch the tail end of the cooking or talent competition?
  540. Sep 10 16:18:19 <DamienLunas> or just do something on your own until the auction
  541. Sep 10 16:18:43 <Arthur> (mmm... just go off on own, probably getting pokemon treats)
  542. Sep 10 16:18:50 <Arthur> (i imagine lev wants cotton candy by now)
  543. Sep 10 16:19:09 <DamienLunas> Lev greatly enjoys the cotton candy
  544. Sep 10 16:19:17 <Arthur> (also speaking of, selling the skill swap if possible because the only one I have that can learn it IS lev, and his list is full)
  545. Sep 10 16:19:22 <DamienLunas> your altaria seems to be having difficulty with it.
  546. Sep 10 16:19:25 <Arthur> (totally keeping role play though)
  547. Sep 10 16:19:38 <DamienLunas> you might have to settle for having a pink altaria for a while.
  548. Sep 10 16:19:50  Arthur is surprisingly alright with this.
  549. Sep 10 16:19:54 <Kit> (Cotten Candy Altaria :3)
  550. Sep 10 16:20:09  Arthur also gets Brisa an elephant ear, why do all of his pokemon like sweet
  551. Sep 10 16:20:46 <DamienLunas> Omonmnomnom
  552. Sep 10 16:20:55 <DamienLunas> Skwak! :>
  553. Sep 10 16:22:21 * Molly is now known as Hope
  554. Sep 10 16:23:41 <EdnLowell> Lowell wanders off, in a direction that just so happens to be filled with cute young men.
  555. Sep 10 16:25:03 <DamienLunas> So then
  556. Sep 10 16:25:07 <DamienLunas> the evening approaches
  557. Sep 10 16:25:14 <DamienLunas> and you all go to the auction as per instructed!
  558. Sep 10 16:25:28 * Turfmancer is now known as Katy
  559. Sep 10 16:25:28 <DamienLunas> klark can either watch
  560. Sep 10 16:25:36 <DamienLunas> or hang out with katy somewhere just the two of them.
  561. Sep 10 16:25:42 <DamienLunas> but they'll have plenty of time for that tomorrow.
  562. Sep 10 16:26:42 <DamienLunas> They usher you backstage
  563. Sep 10 16:26:49 <DamienLunas> and you each wait your turn to be auctioned off.
  564. Sep 10 16:26:54 <DamienLunas> Among others, Freed happens to be there.
  565. Sep 10 16:26:54 <Arthur> (are we going in alphabetical order, all at once, or can I get food)
  566. Sep 10 16:27:50 <DamienLunas> (Pretty much all at once)
  567. Sep 10 16:27:54 <DamienLunas> (I'll announce who gets who.)
  568. Sep 10 16:28:06 <DamienLunas> First up, Arthur goes on stage!
  569. Sep 10 16:28:37  Hope raises an eyebrow at Freed.
  570. Sep 10 16:28:44 <DamienLunas> "Ladies and Gentlemen, one of the 6 Ribbonwood Immortals! A master of the flying element, the grandchild of President Willow, and the Fairy of Dreams!"
  571. Sep 10 16:28:51  Arthur just waves.
  572. Sep 10 16:28:56 <DamienLunas> "Arthur Meyer! Let's start the bidding aaaaaaat-"
  573. Sep 10 16:29:02 <DamienLunas> the rest goes so fast that you can't even make anything out
  574. Sep 10 16:29:10 <DamienLunas> the auctioneer babbles numbers faster than you thought possible
  575. Sep 10 16:29:31 * Kit is now known as Hau
  576. Sep 10 16:29:31  Katy leans against Klark, "How does his mouth move so fast?"
  577. Sep 10 16:29:45 <Klark> "I-I don't know."
  578. Sep 10 16:29:59 <DamienLunas> "AAAAAAAND SOLD FOR 620,000 TOOOO..."
  579. Sep 10 16:30:02 <DamienLunas> 'Lisette-Marie Léone Françoise de la Paixe!"
  580. Sep 10 16:30:17 <Katy> <I don't think I can even think that fast.> She says as quickly as she can
  581. Sep 10 16:30:20 <DamienLunas> the crowd claps and arthur is rushed offstage.
  582. Sep 10 16:30:35 <DamienLunas> (Go get food arthur)
  583. Sep 10 16:30:36 <Arthur> "Wh--huh? Well alright then."
  584. Sep 10 16:30:45 <Arthur> (I'll be in and out)
  585. Sep 10 16:30:51 <Arthur> (but yeah going
  586. Sep 10 16:31:00 <DamienLunas> Freed smiles, "Isn't this festival wonderful?"
  587. Sep 10 16:31:06 <DamienLunas> "The ultimate expression of manly beauty..."
  588. Sep 10 16:31:28 <DamienLunas> Also, there's a young man with a streak of teal in his hair waiting with you.
  589. Sep 10 16:31:46 <Hope> "Oh, that's a good bit, isn't it... Hm? Well, even women can have manly beauty."
  590. Sep 10 16:31:54 <DamienLunas> "Of course!"
  591. Sep 10 16:32:09 <DamienLunas> They call out "Freed!" and he flutters onstage.
  592. Sep 10 16:32:12  Hau has his arms behind his back, the tip of his shoe tapping againest the ground.
  593. Sep 10 16:32:24 <Hau> "Hey, you're the Immortals, aren't you?"
  594. Sep 10 16:32:28  Hope looks at the guy.
  595. Sep 10 16:32:35 <Hope> "Huh? Yeah! I'm Hope, good to meet you."
  596. Sep 10 16:33:00 <Hau> "The pleasure is all mine. Name's Hau, also known as The Collector."
  597. Sep 10 16:33:10 <Hope> "The Collector, huh."
  598. Sep 10 16:33:11 <DamienLunas> The auctioneer begins a long streak of bidding while you talk
  599. Sep 10 16:33:29 <Hau> "And uh... my fans call me the Teal Streak. Ugh, it sounds so unprofessional though."
  600. Sep 10 16:33:33 <Hope> "What do you collect?"
  601. Sep 10 16:33:37 <Hau> "Pokemon."
  602. Sep 10 16:33:42 <Hope> "Oh, huh."
  603. Sep 10 16:33:45 <EdnLowell> (everything)
  604. Sep 10 16:33:47 <Hau> (is Cute-Oh around? :3c)
  605. Sep 10 16:34:00  Hope probably still has Ribbon around unless DL changed again. :3c
  606. Sep 10 16:34:00 <DamienLunas> it's on hope's shoulder :3c
  607. Sep 10 16:34:18 <Hau> "Also cloths and guitars, but I'm most known for-" Hau stops talking suddenly, staring at the Cute-oh.
  608. Sep 10 16:34:31 <Hau> "... where the hell did you get that? D:"
  609. Sep 10 16:34:34 <Hope> "Oh, you noticed Ribbon?"
  610. Sep 10 16:34:49 <Hope> "It kind of just fell into our laps."
  611. Sep 10 16:35:04 <DamienLunas> roll wis to avoid having an aneurysm hau
  612. Sep 10 16:35:14 <Saru> "Yeah! Fell into our laps on fire."
  613. Sep 10 16:35:14 <Hau> "I- how do- over 360 different- fell into your lap?!"
  614. Sep 10 16:35:25 <Hau> roll 1d20+1 ;o;
  615. Sep 10 16:35:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Hau, 1d20+1: 16 [1d20=15]
  616. Sep 10 16:35:59 <Hope> "We actually have a bunch of legendary pokemon. This one here isn't owned, but we're taking care of it... the one I'm contracted with is Manaphy though."
  617. Sep 10 16:36:03  Hau is just slackjaw'd and staring at the babby Ho-oh, making motions with his arms.
  618. Sep 10 16:36:06 <Hope> "And Mira caught a suicune!"
  619. Sep 10 16:36:11 <Hau> "WHAT."
  620. Sep 10 16:36:20 <DamienLunas> Mira hides behind someone big.
  621. Sep 10 16:36:20 * EdnLowell is now known as Ariel
  622. Sep 10 16:36:26 <Hau> "I've looked ages for a single legendary and and..."
  623. Sep 10 16:36:28 <Hope> "Let's see... Celebi, Victini... Saru's going for Keldeo soon."
  624. Sep 10 16:36:32 <Hau> "I... don't even..."
  625. Sep 10 16:36:41 <Hau> "Just stop mentioning it please. :<"
  626. Sep 10 16:36:45 <DamienLunas> Victini and Manaphy pop out of their balls. "Hey how ya doin'."
  627. Sep 10 16:36:49  Hau looks utterly defeated.
  628. Sep 10 16:37:02 <Hau> "Goddammit..."
  629. Sep 10 16:37:13 <Hau> "I'm never going to get a shot at one at this rate."
  630. Sep 10 16:37:17 <Hope> "Aw, don't look so dejected... you need a special kind of ball for the big legendaries anyway."
  631. Sep 10 16:37:24 <Hau> "Pft, special."
  632. Sep 10 16:37:30 <Hau> "All you need is a bit of skill."
  633. Sep 10 16:37:48 <DamienLunas> "For a Prime legendary... more than a BIT of skill."
  634. Sep 10 16:37:48 <Hau> "I could capture a legendary with a pokeball."
  635. Sep 10 16:37:51 <Hope> "Hahaha you keep telling yourself that. But there's only two balls capable of it." :3c
  636. Sep 10 16:38:07  Hope flips the contract ball in her hand.
  637. Sep 10 16:38:14  Hau eyes it.
  638. Sep 10 16:38:20 <DamienLunas> M: "Well... if you were INCREDIBLY skilled, and they were really really weakened..."
  639. Sep 10 16:38:24 <DamienLunas> "Maybe you'd have a chance."
  640. Sep 10 16:38:36 <Hau> "You seem to underestimate just how skilled I am."
  641. Sep 10 16:38:38 <Hope> It seems to be a pokeball with parchment all over it and words."
  642. Sep 10 16:38:45 <Hau> "Maybe I'll show you all sometime."
  643. Sep 10 16:38:50 <Hope> "Maybe~"
  644. Sep 10 16:39:00 <Hope> "Did you say over 360 different pokemon?"
  645. Sep 10 16:39:21 <Hau> "Yes. More like exactly, but I keep expanding everyday."
  646. Sep 10 16:39:24 <Hope> "I have to thank you, then! You've been purifying so many pokemon of the Beast's influence!" =D
  647. Sep 10 16:39:54 <Hau> "Yup. Did a bit of cleaning out of bug pokemon around the area before the festivel started too."
  648. Sep 10 16:40:08 <Hope> "Oh? I have a few bug pokemon myself."
  649. Sep 10 16:40:13 <DamienLunas> Victini smiles, "I can tell, you wouldn't have any issue at all capturing a legendary that wasn't prime!"
  650. Sep 10 16:40:23 <Hope> "I started a mail system in Ribbonwood with a hive of combees."
  651. Sep 10 16:40:40  Hope seems pretty proud of that fact.
  652. Sep 10 16:40:41 <DamienLunas> V: "As the god of victory, I can tell exactly what your chances of success would be for that... it's around 99.9% for a non-prime."
  653. Sep 10 16:40:49 <Hau> "Thanks. And I've heard about the system, used it myself a few times. I'm impressed with it, actually."
  654. Sep 10 16:40:52 <Hope> "Hey... Do you have an Eevee? Like, on you, right now?"
  655. Sep 10 16:41:02 <Hau> "Uh...."
  656. Sep 10 16:41:29 <DamienLunas> V: "You could probably catch any legendary you wanted if you didn't have terrible luck at finding them!" :D
  657. Sep 10 16:41:46 <Hope> "Ouch, Victini."
  658. Sep 10 16:42:34 <Hope> "If that compliment were any more backhanded, I'd have amythest sew you a hat with a feather in it."
  659. Sep 10 16:42:37 <Hau> "That is actually a pokemon I haven't caught yet, sadly. And thanks for the reassurance, ya orange furball."
  660. Sep 10 16:43:07 <Hau> "Hmmm.. lets see..."
  661. Sep 10 16:43:10 <Hope> "Well, hey, if you want an eevee sometime, come by Ribbonwood Manor and we can discuss it. As long as you were to take very good care..."
  662. Sep 10 16:43:25  Hau pulls out a large satchel and rummages around inside it.
  663. Sep 10 16:43:27 <Hope> "I could even evolve it into your favorite type."
  664. Sep 10 16:44:14 <DamienLunas> Finally they shout out "SOLD! For 1,200,000 pokebucks to Verona Flowers!"
  665. Sep 10 16:44:18 <Hau> "... Wait, like one of the eeveelutions? I have all of those." Hau takes out a pokeball and lets out an eevee, picking it up and cuddling it. "Isn't that right Fluffy?"
  666. Sep 10 16:45:14 <Hope> (I thought you just said you don't have one)
  667. Sep 10 16:45:21 <Hau> (what)
  668. Sep 10 16:45:24 <Hau> (did I type that)
  669. Sep 10 16:45:29 <Hau> (HERP DEPR I HIT ENTER)
  670. Sep 10 16:45:30 <Hope> "That is actually a pokemon I haven't caught yet, sadly.
  671. Sep 10 16:45:32 <Hau> (goddammit)
  672. Sep 10 16:45:42 <Hau> (please ignore that)
  673. Sep 10 16:45:45 <Hope> "I doubt it. There's 17 of them, after all." :3c
  674. Sep 10 16:45:49 <Hau> (I hit enter accidently)
  675. Sep 10 16:45:51 <Hau> "What."
  676. Sep 10 16:45:58 <Hau> "17? I was not informed of this."
  677. Sep 10 16:46:19 <DamienLunas> Celebi flies through the backstage area grumbling.
  678. Sep 10 16:46:35 <Hope> "Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Glaceon, and Leafeon are the usual types, you know?"
  679. Sep 10 16:46:41 <Hope> "But I have a pretty special power."
  680. Sep 10 16:46:54 <Hope> "I can make an eevee evolve into any type, it's not like typeshifting at all."
  681. Sep 10 16:46:56 <Hau> "What's that?"
  682. Sep 10 16:47:01  Hau stares at the Celebi.
  683. Sep 10 16:47:09 <Hau> "... fucking legendaries..."
  684. Sep 10 16:47:16 <Hau> "Everywhere..."
  685. Sep 10 16:47:18  Hau mumbles.
  686. Sep 10 16:47:19 <Hope> "They actually become a new type of pokemon."
  687. Sep 10 16:47:26 <Hope> "My boyfriend's got a Toxeon."
  688. Sep 10 16:47:55 <Hau> "Well, how can I pay you to do that for a couple of eevees that I'll be breeding once I get back to my ranch."
  689. Sep 10 16:48:28 <Hope> "Well, hm..."
  690. Sep 10 16:48:33 <Saru> (rgh, brb)
  691. Sep 10 16:48:49 <Hope> "Why don't you think on what you could offer me, for a bit?"
  692. Sep 10 16:48:53 <Hau> "I have a vast collection of pokemon, if you'd like to trade for something."
  693. Sep 10 16:49:05 <Hope> "Oh!"
  694. Sep 10 16:49:07 <Hau> "And can get anything bred, practically."
  695. Sep 10 16:49:10 <Hope> "And here's one more."
  696. Sep 10 16:49:13  Hope lets out her Voodoom.
  697. Sep 10 16:49:17  Hau stares.
  698. Sep 10 16:49:31 <Hope> "There's a group in Ribbonwood that's been creating artificial pokemon."
  699. Sep 10 16:49:35 <Hau> "Hmmm... that's not a legendary, but I've never seen it before.."
  700. Sep 10 16:49:41 <Hope> "This is one of them, it's called Voodoom."
  701. Sep 10 16:49:56 <Hope> "She's adorable~ Aren't you, Styxie?"
  702. Sep 10 16:50:00 <Hau> "... Well, clearly I will be paying your town a visit, aren't I?"
  703. Sep 10 16:50:10 <DamienLunas> Freed flutters backstage again and takes a seat, eyeing a woman dressed similarly to an arcanine.
  704. Sep 10 16:50:27 <Hope> http://cap.smogon.com/Sprites/frontshiny-mvoodoom.png
  705. Sep 10 16:50:35 <Hope> "Yep!"
  706. Sep 10 16:50:40 <Hope> "Come on by, sometime!"
  707. Sep 10 16:50:46 <Happymancer> (>six feet tall)
  708. Sep 10 16:50:49 <Hau> "I think I'll take you up on that."
  709. Sep 10 16:51:09 <Hope> (I don't know if she's grown that quickly :3c)
  710. Sep 10 16:51:25 <Hau> "So, who do you think is going to buy you in the auction?"
  711. Sep 10 16:51:39 <Hope> "No clue, but I bet I can fetch a good price."
  712. Sep 10 16:51:54  Hope follows Freed's gaze a moment.
  713. Sep 10 16:52:04 <Hau> "I'm just hoping one of my rabid fans hasn't been saving up or is rich."
  714. Sep 10 16:52:21 <DamienLunas> http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/642539/
  715. Sep 10 16:52:22 <Hau> "Or pooled their money, although I'm assuming they'd fight over me too much to even try that."
  716. Sep 10 16:52:24  Hau shudders.
  717. Sep 10 16:52:27  Hope lightly punches Hau on the shoulder. "And you've got fans? Look at you... I wonder if we have fans."
  718. Sep 10 16:52:37 <Hope> "Aside from some of the people around Ribbonwood."
  719. Sep 10 16:52:57 <Hau> "Ugh. You could call them fans, its more like a mob of rabid animals that want to strip you and have their way with you."
  720. Sep 10 16:53:17 <Klark> (Sounds like Byakko)
  721. Sep 10 16:53:41 <DamienLunas> (if byakko was still alive and not evil)
  722. Sep 10 16:53:44 <DamienLunas> (She would totally buy ariel )
  723. Sep 10 16:53:57 <Hope> "Yeah, I've had people yell at me to flash them before. I'm really not that kind of girl."
  724. Sep 10 16:54:25 <Hope> "I mean, it'd be fine if I wasn't in a relationship but eh."
  725. Sep 10 16:54:30 <Hau> "I wish all they did was yell."
  726. Sep 10 16:54:49 <Ariel> (so who is eyeing me?)
  727. Sep 10 16:54:53 <DamienLunas> (Freed)
  728. Sep 10 16:54:59 <DamienLunas> http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/601619/busou_renkin-butterfly-butterfly_mask-fabulous-pap
  729. Sep 10 16:55:05 <Hope> (brb a moment)
  730. Sep 10 16:55:09 <Arthur> (sadly not a duke.)
  731. Sep 10 16:55:18 <Hau> "I haven't joined any of the contests that are audience chosen because of the mobs."
  732. Sep 10 16:55:28 <Hope> (Oh god it's the dark adonis)
  733. Sep 10 16:55:33 <Saru> (back)
  734. Sep 10 16:55:33 <Hope> (http://images.wikia.com/disgaea/en/images/2/24/Dis-vyers1.jpg )
  735. Sep 10 16:55:35 <Ariel> "Yes?" She asks after a moment or two of him eyeing her.
  736. Sep 10 16:55:45 <Hope> (brb)
  737. Sep 10 16:56:41 <Ariel> she brushes the long wig's strands out of her face and behind her ear
  738. Sep 10 16:56:48 <Hau> "I wonder who's next..."
  739. Sep 10 16:56:49 <DamienLunas> "I must say, you've got such an elegant costume. Did you design it yourself?"
  740. Sep 10 16:56:50 <Hope> (Back)
  741. Sep 10 16:56:55 <Hau> (wb)
  742. Sep 10 16:57:22 <Ariel> "I did the basic design, but it was a few friends of mine who put set it in motion."
  743. Sep 10 16:57:34 <Ariel> put it set into*
  744. Sep 10 16:58:41 <Saru> (put or set?)
  745. Sep 10 16:59:07 <DamienLunas> He grins, "Beautiful work, made only more splendorous by its wearer."
  746. Sep 10 16:59:57 <DamienLunas> "If you'd like to see a true master at work though..." he spins around and flutters in the air on his black wings, "I believe I could make the most stunning Volcarona costume for you."
  747. Sep 10 17:00:34  Saru keeps one eye on Freed while he waits his turn.
  748. Sep 10 17:01:25 <Ariel> "I wouldn't mind, but I'd rather wear this for tonight." she says cooly
  749. Sep 10 17:02:11 <Ariel> "Maybe for tomorrow? or is that far too soon"
  750. Sep 10 17:02:12 <DamienLunas> "It suits you well. Best of luck! May your beauty shine."
  751. Sep 10 17:02:28 <DamienLunas> "Tomorrow I believe I have a date with Miss Verona Flowers."
  752. Sep 10 17:02:49 <Saru> "Have fun with that, Freed."
  753. Sep 10 17:02:51 <Happymancer> (m-m-my Verona)
  754. Sep 10 17:02:57 <DamienLunas> "Ariel Orthrom!"
  755. Sep 10 17:03:14 <Ariel> Ariel stands and looks toward the voice
  756. Sep 10 17:03:21 <DamienLunas> "You're up!"
  757. Sep 10 17:03:59 <Saru> "Good luck!"
  758. Sep 10 17:04:18 <Ariel> Ariel sways out on stage, waving to the other 'dates' as she goes out on stage. "Thanks sweetie." She has her two golden arcanine in tow.
  759. Sep 10 17:04:55 <DamienLunas> The crowd seems very impressed, shouting out high bids
  760. Sep 10 17:05:09 <Saru> "She seems nice."
  761. Sep 10 17:05:30 <DamienLunas> until finally someone bids '4,200,000'
  762. Sep 10 17:05:53 <DamienLunas> "Sold, to Tommy, the Grass Gym Leader of Celadon City!"
  763. Sep 10 17:06:00 <Happymancer> (Haha)
  764. Sep 10 17:06:14  Saru wonders if he actually has that kind of money.
  765. Sep 10 17:06:14 <Ariel> (aw, was gonna have her roll cha to egg the bids on even higher <:3c)
  766. Sep 10 17:06:17 <Happymancer> (He just did it for 420)
  767. Sep 10 17:06:28 <DamienLunas> (420 is a ridiculous amount of money)
  768. Sep 10 17:06:41 <DamienLunas> (he CAN afford it because he is a massive hydroponics magnate)
  769. Sep 10 17:06:48 <Saru> (who made her costume?)
  770. Sep 10 17:06:52  Hau pets the Eevee in his arms a few more times, then puts it back in its ball.
  771. Sep 10 17:06:57 <DamienLunas> (probably just her assistants)
  772. Sep 10 17:07:06 <Ariel> (didn't--oh, that was 62, rather than 620)
  773. Sep 10 17:07:07 <DamienLunas> So Ariel is taken back onstage
  774. Sep 10 17:07:23 <DamienLunas> so then, Hope is up next!
  775. Sep 10 17:07:31  Hope :3s at the eevee, then goes out on stage.
  776. Sep 10 17:08:08 <Saru> (so Ariel is back stage again?)
  777. Sep 10 17:08:12 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  778. Sep 10 17:08:14  Hope tries to suck in her stomach a little bit, and twirls around as she steps out in front of everyone.
  779. Sep 10 17:08:14 <Ariel> (i think so)
  780. Sep 10 17:08:19 <Saru> "Wow that was a lot!"
  781. Sep 10 17:09:00 <DamienLunas> "And here we have Elena 'Hope' Underwood! One of the Six Ribbonwood Immortals, a beautiful young and intelligent breeder! Aaaand let's starthebiddingat10thousancannihearatenthoutenthou-"
  782. Sep 10 17:09:13  Hope puts her hands behind her head and poses as the bidder calls.
  783. Sep 10 17:09:17 <Saru> "Go Hope!"
  784. Sep 10 17:09:23 <Hope> 1d20+18 Charisma check, clothes included. :3c
  785. Sep 10 17:09:23 <Ariel> "Its for a good cause, after all." She says to Saru.
  786. Sep 10 17:09:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, Charisma check, clothes included. :3c: 22 [1d20=4]
  787. Sep 10 17:09:26 <DamienLunas> "ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS."
  788. Sep 10 17:09:38 <Klark> (What)
  789. Sep 10 17:09:47  Hope widens her eyes, surprised.
  790. Sep 10 17:09:57  Saru 's jaw drops.
  791. Sep 10 17:10:01 <Happymancer> (Grats on your date with Dr Evil)
  792. Sep 10 17:10:01 <DamienLunas> "AAAAND SOLD! $100,000,000"
  793. Sep 10 17:10:11 <Ariel> Even ariel whistles a bit
  794. Sep 10 17:10:13 <DamienLunas> "TO PRESIDENT JEREMIAH WILLOW!"
  795. Sep 10 17:10:24 <Hope> "...Aahahahahaha."
  796. Sep 10 17:10:27 <Saru> "Oh, it's Gramps!"
  797. Sep 10 17:10:40  Hope waves into the audience.
  798. Sep 10 17:10:52 <DamienLunas> Willow waves from his presidential seat
  799. Sep 10 17:10:53 <Ariel> "Gramps?"
  800. Sep 10 17:11:05 <Saru> "Dr Willow."
  801. Sep 10 17:11:25 <Saru> "Arthur, a friend of ours, is sort of his adopted son... daughter... it's kind of complicated."
  802. Sep 10 17:11:25 <Hope> "Thanks, everyone~" She strolls backstage again. "Did he seriously just bid one hundred million."
  803. Sep 10 17:11:37 <Saru> "That's Gramps for you!"
  804. Sep 10 17:11:46 <DamienLunas> Nightmare King Professor Doctor President Jeremiah Quincy Willow :3c
  805. Sep 10 17:11:49 <Hope> "Haha, well... should be interesting at least."
  806. Sep 10 17:11:51 <Ariel> "Good show girl!" She pats hope on the back.
  807. Sep 10 17:11:53 <Arthur> "Charity is a hell of an excuse."
  808. Sep 10 17:12:02 <DamienLunas> Now then...
  809. Sep 10 17:12:03 <Hope> "Yeah, guess so."
  810. Sep 10 17:12:03 <Hope> (now brb)
  811. Sep 10 17:12:05 <DamienLunas> Six's turn!
  812. Sep 10 17:12:18 <Arthur> (but doxykins has vanished into thin air! anyone wanna call him)
  813. Sep 10 17:12:18 <DamienLunas> Six goes up and gets bid on for a little bit
  814. Sep 10 17:12:21 <DamienLunas> until
  815. Sep 10 17:12:37  Saru attempts to explain it anyways! "See, Gramps had a daughter, who married this other girl, and they adopted a kid named Carter, and then Carter was like the pokemon champion, but then the apocalypse happened, so Carter died, but Arthur is his clone or somethig, I didn't really follow that part..."
  816. Sep 10 17:12:45 <DamienLunas> "AAAND THE CRUSADER OF THE SUPREME KING, SIX, IS SOOOLD FOR $777,777"
  817. Sep 10 17:13:02 <DamienLunas> "TO MISS FELICIA THURMAN!"
  818. Sep 10 17:13:11 <Saru> "... and then Carter's ghost merged with Arthur, so now Arthur is like both Gramp's grandson and greatgrandaughter I think."
  819. Sep 10 17:13:17  Arthur takes a break from being a little awkward at the whole clone thing before cracking up at the amount.
  820. Sep 10 17:13:20 <Saru> "Anyways I only sort of understand it."
  821. Sep 10 17:13:22 <Hau> "The only reason I'm doing this is because it's for charity. Otherwise I'd just avoid the whole matter and not have to deal with possibly having to go around with a creepy fan."
  822. Sep 10 17:13:39 <Ariel> "but that's cool though." She takes it in stride, "That you know him."
  823. Sep 10 17:13:54 <Happymancer> (I'll call him)
  824. Sep 10 17:13:58 <Ariel> "What do you know about Mr. Chong over there? never really met him, but he seems alright."
  825. Sep 10 17:14:01 <DamienLunas> (nah it's good)
  826. Sep 10 17:14:04 <DamienLunas> (He said he'd be gone)
  827. Sep 10 17:14:24 <DamienLunas> Mira goes up now
  828. Sep 10 17:14:42 <Happymancer> (For 15 minutes, that was two hours ago)
  829. Sep 10 17:14:56 <Ariel> (Paradox time)
  830. Sep 10 17:15:02 <DamienLunas> "Ladies and Gentlemen, Princess of the Sea, Mira Jane! One of the Ribbonwood Immortals! The intelligent but skilled researcher!"
  831. Sep 10 17:15:05 <Saru> "He's okay. He's kind of... out of it."
  832. Sep 10 17:15:13 <Saru> "He likes burritos."
  833. Sep 10 17:15:30 <Ariel> "little up in the clouds is he? I'm cool with that."
  834. Sep 10 17:15:31 <Arthur> "Brain fried from years of smoking weird plants."
  835. Sep 10 17:15:38 <DamienLunas> Eventually she goes for "600,000 pokebucks to CAPTAIN BLONDEBEARD!"
  836. Sep 10 17:16:37 <DamienLunas> "Saru!"
  837. Sep 10 17:16:45 <DamienLunas> "Is your name just 'Saru'?"
  838. Sep 10 17:16:49 <Saru> "Oh hey that's me!"
  839. Sep 10 17:16:54  Saru nods.
  840. Sep 10 17:16:55 <Arthur> "You know, I've always wondered."
  841. Sep 10 17:17:01 <DamienLunas> the guy shrugs, "You're up."
  842. Sep 10 17:17:01 <Ariel> "good luck out there boy." She gives saru a little shoulder rub before letting him pass.
  843. Sep 10 17:17:17 <Saru> "Hey thanks."
  844. Sep 10 17:17:28  Saru gives Hope a kiss on the cheek when he goes by :3
  845. Sep 10 17:17:33 <Ariel> (ariel is bro as fuck)
  846. Sep 10 17:17:45 <DamienLunas> "Aaaand here we are ladies and gentlemen, the bold and charismatic Leader of the Ribbonwood Immortals! Sir Saru of Ribbonwood!"
  847. Sep 10 17:18:07  Saru raises his hands over his head champion style.
  848. Sep 10 17:18:13 <DamienLunas> the bidding continues for a while until finally you hear "SOLD! For 500,000 pokebucks to NURSE FEELGOOD!"
  849. Sep 10 17:18:44 <DamienLunas> (that's everyone but hau right)
  850. Sep 10 17:18:53 <Hau> (yup, I think so)
  851. Sep 10 17:19:19  Saru jogs back. "500,000 is pretty good!"
  852. Sep 10 17:19:48 <DamienLunas> "Aaaand now ladies and gentlemen, the Legendary Teal Streak! The Capture Master, Hau, The Collector!"
  853. Sep 10 17:20:12 <Hau> "Wish me luck." Hau says as he heads out on stage, waving and smiling.
  854. Sep 10 17:20:49 <DamienLunas> bidding goes on and on
  855. Sep 10 17:20:54 <DamienLunas> until finally
  856. Sep 10 17:21:01 <DamienLunas> "SOLD FOR $100,000!"
  857. Sep 10 17:21:10 <DamienLunas> "TO KALIPSO PEVENSIE!"
  858. Sep 10 17:21:11 <Hau> "..."
  859. Sep 10 17:21:19 <Hau> (.... ahahahaha)
  860. Sep 10 17:21:46  Hau looks around for this Kalipso, hmmm.
  861. Sep 10 17:22:00 <DamienLunas> she's somewhere in the massive crowd
  862. Sep 10 17:22:24 <Hau> "Huh. Hopefully not completely crazy." He waves to the crowd, then heads backstage.
  863. Sep 10 17:22:55 <Hau> "Man, I feel small time compared to you guys." Hau comments when he gets backstage again.
  864. Sep 10 17:23:15 <Saru> "That's still a pretty good number!"
  865. Sep 10 17:23:16 <DamienLunas> oh wait
  866. Sep 10 17:23:18 <DamienLunas> I left off a 0
  867. Sep 10 17:23:23 <Hau> (:B)
  868. Sep 10 17:23:28 <DamienLunas> I meant 1,000,000 :B
  869. Sep 10 17:23:37 <Ariel> (oh geez nevermind)
  870. Sep 10 17:23:40 <Hau> (retcon beamu?)
  871. Sep 10 17:24:00 <Ariel> (i was talking to DL and wanted Lowell to bid if it was just 100k)
  872. Sep 10 17:24:11 <Hau> (heh)
  873. Sep 10 17:24:12 <DamienLunas> (oh man)
  874. Sep 10 17:24:21 <DamienLunas> (you know that probably would have been better :B)
  875. Sep 10 17:24:32 <Ariel> (What?)
  876. Sep 10 17:24:39 <Hau> (oh well~)
  877. Sep 10 17:24:43 <Saru> (haha. i was wondering if Lowell would bid on Saru, or if he was too old for her)
  878. Sep 10 17:25:07 <Ariel> (Thought about it, but she's sorta poorish, so she'd probably have ot cap out at 300k :B)
  879. Sep 10 17:25:48 <DamienLunas> anyway
  880. Sep 10 17:26:07 <Hau> "Well, I can only hope now that isn't some sort of rabid fan that has a shrine to me. I'm hopeful though."
  881. Sep 10 17:26:10 <DamienLunas> the auction ends, and they tell you all to go get some rest to prepare for your dates~
  882. Sep 10 17:26:30 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  883. Sep 10 17:26:42 * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  884. Sep 10 17:27:03 <Hau> "Anyway, I'm off to get ready for the date~ Pleasure meeting you all."
  885. Sep 10 17:27:13 <Saru> "Nice to meet you!"
  886. Sep 10 17:27:26 <Saru> "I was gonna see if I could do the caber toss before things wrap up."
  887. Sep 10 17:27:52 <DamienLunas> should we jump into Day 2 now?
  888. Sep 10 17:27:57 <Arthur> "Mmn. Good thing tomorrow doesn't have much I really WANT to do."
  889.  
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