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  1. -- arachnidzGrip [AG] began trolling caligulasAquaman [CA] at 15:51 --
  2. [15:52:04] AG: Hello Eridan!
  3. [15:52:07] CA: hey
  4. [15:52:18] AG: Guess what?
  5. [15:52:27] CA: wwhat
  6. [15:52:49] AG: I have something to tell you.
  7. [15:53:26] CA: wwhat is it
  8. [15:53:33] AG: You might not like it though.
  9. [15:53:55] CA: just tell me
  10. [15:55:29] AG: I liked Feferi. I wanted the revival of our species. I like Kanaya. and i'm sp proud that she, CUT YOUR SORRY PITTY PARTY HAVING ASS INTO TWO EQUALLY TERRI8LE PIECES!
  11. [15:55:39] AG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  12. [15:55:50] CA: me too
  13. [15:56:23] AG: really?
  14. [15:56:28] CA: yeah
  15. [15:56:44] AG: Oh.
  16. [15:57:09] AG: Why?
  17. [15:57:19] CA: because im dead
  18. [15:57:35] AG: yes I know that.
  19. [15:57:39] AG: Wait,
  20. [15:57:47] AG: You wanted to die?
  21. [15:58:14] CA: wwhat good did livvin do for me
  22. [15:58:49] AG: What good did killing Feferi, destroying the egg, and almost killing sollux do for you?
  23. [15:59:25] CA: it kept you all alivve longer
  24. [15:59:33] AG: how?
  25. [15:59:50] CA: if you devviate from wwhat is supposed to happen then the timeline becomes cursed
  26. [16:01:26] AG: Really eridan? Come on. That is the most piss poor excuse I have ever heard!
  27. [16:01:54] AG: You killed Feferi 8ecause you idin't want her to love or 8e with sollux.
  28. [16:02:14] AG: You killed sollux 8ecause you where jelous.
  29. [16:02:42] CA: evverythin i havve evver done has been to fuckin keep evveryone else alivve an safe
  30. [16:02:48] CA: an NO ONE FUCKIN GETS IT
  31. [16:02:57] AG: How/
  32. [16:03:04] CA: i did more for fef than sol evver did
  33. [16:03:07] CA: i did more for you
  34. [16:03:09] CA: an tavv
  35. [16:03:11] CA: an kar
  36. [16:03:12] CA: an eq
  37. [16:03:18] CA: for the entire troll race
  38. [16:03:23] AG: HOW!
  39. [16:03:28] CA: killin lusii
  40. [16:04:32] AG: You talk a8out how you did so mutch for the troll race. It was you who ensured that they would never 8e revived!
  41. -- arachnidzGrip [AG] gave up trolling caligulasAquaman [CA] at 16:04 --
  42. [16:05:15] CA: fuck you i wwas supposed to do it
  43. [16:05:17] CA: i realize that noww
  44. [16:05:22] CA: it wwas supposed to happen
  45. [16:05:25] CA: fef wwas supposed to die
  46. [16:05:32] CA: kan wwas supposed to be a rainboww drinker
  47. [16:05:37] CA: an sol wwas supposed to go blind
  48. [16:05:46] CA: none a that wwoulda happened if i had said no
  49. [16:05:52] CA: you think it wwas easy for me to cull her
  50. [16:05:55] CA: i lovved her
  51. [16:05:58] CA: i still do
  52. [16:06:07] AG: Why? Why did they have to die?
  53. [16:06:09] CA: an there is nothin i can do to evver apologize
  54. [16:06:22] CA: the univverse needed it to happen so that it could keep goin
  55. [16:06:30] CA: you remember all a those doomed aradias
  56. [16:06:33] CA: that wwoulda been you
  57. [16:06:38] CA: an sol
  58. [16:06:39] CA: an kar
  59. [16:07:07] CA: i took the fall because thats all ivve evver been good for
  60. [16:07:12] CA: so wwhen you see them
  61. [16:07:25] CA: dont tell them im sorry...
  62. [16:07:37] AG: Well inccase you hadn't noticed. While you where off "taking the fall" Gamzee killed almost everyone else!
  63. [16:07:59] AG: And then I was killed!
  64. [16:08:14] AG: You think that you have it so tough eridan 8ut look at me!
  65. [16:08:32] CA: at least you deservved wwhat people thought a you
  66. [16:08:43] AG: All I wanted to do was 8e lik my ansestor. Thats why I did all of those terri8le things!
  67. [16:08:54] AG: I wanted friends!
  68. [16:08:56] CA: at least my ancestor wwas a good man
  69. [16:09:12] AG: No matter how mutch I acted as though I didn't!
  70. [16:09:39] CA: wwell noww you havve one
  71. [16:09:41] AG: Atleast you met the person you loved.
  72. [16:09:45] CA: an he really likes you
  73. [16:09:56] CA: she hates me an you knoww it
  74. [16:10:02] AG: Mine lives on a completely different planet!
  75. [16:10:06] CA: i cant evven bring myself to talk to her...
  76. [16:10:19] AG: And i'll neever ever see him 8ecause i'm dead!
  77. [16:10:52] AG: And just a few minutes ago I tried to talk to him and when I told him I was dead he stopped answering me!
  78. [16:12:09] CA: havve you tried talkin to a dead john
  79. [16:12:11] AG: How would you feel if you where killed 8y someone who you considered your only friend?
  80. [16:12:30] CA: wwhat
  81. [16:12:31] CA: wwho
  82. [16:12:33] AG: Now everyine h8s me!
  83. [16:12:56] AG: It was terezi ! She litterally sta88ed me in the 8ack!
  84. [16:13:09] AG: 8ecause I was going to go fight Jack!
  85. [16:13:33] -- caligulasAquaman [CA] frowns. --
  86. [16:13:36] CA: i dont knoww then
  87. [16:15:24] AG: May8e if you told us what you where trying to do all this time we wouldn't have thought you where just 8eing an ass.
  88. [16:16:10] CA: howw could i
  89. [16:16:25] CA: look at me look at all this sacrifice im doin for you all
  90. [16:16:31] CA: its stupid
  91. [16:17:08] AG: I thought I could help.
  92. [16:17:19] AG: Thats why I went to fight Jack.
  93. [16:17:26] CA: no one can help us vvris...
  94. [16:17:34] CA: in the end wwere all fucked...
  95. [16:17:41] CA: it doesnt matter howw many of us there are
  96. [16:17:47] AG: SHUT UP!
  97. [16:17:49] CA: or howw strong wwe are
  98. [16:17:49] AG: JUST SHUT UP!
  99. [16:17:55] CA: wwere all fucked...
  100. [16:18:14] AG: you may8e content with that shitty attitude you have 8ut i'm not!
  101. [16:18:33] CA: the more you struggle the more the univverse wwill bite you in the ass
  102. [16:18:35] CA: its not wworth it
  103. [16:18:41] AG: THERE HAS TO 8E SOMWTHING WE CAN DO!
  104. [16:19:09] AG: i HEARD THAT SOMEO F OUR ANCESTORS AND FRIENDS MET IN A DREAM 8U88LE!
  105. [16:19:23] AG: I'll find someone!
  106. [16:19:27] AG: You'll see!
  107. [16:19:42] AG: I won't give up!
  108. [16:20:15] AG: So let the universe 8it me in the ass!
  109. [16:20:28] -- caligulasAquaman [CA] rubs his eyes. --
  110. [16:20:34] AG: 'Cause I'm going to turn around and 8ite 8ack!
  111. [16:20:36] CA: im so tired vvris...
  112. [16:21:07] AG: of what?
  113. [16:21:13] CA: of evverythin...
  114. [16:21:18] CA: i just wwant it all to be ovver
  115. [16:21:22] CA: i dont care wwho wwins
  116. [16:21:52] AG: Then you have lost everything.
  117. [16:22:31] AG: If you can't even muster up enought energy to cheer on those who are left, You are 8etter off just wasting away.
  118. [16:22:58] AG: You can sit here and grum8le 8ut i'm not.
  119. [16:22:59] CA: youre right
  120. [16:23:09] AG: I'm going to help!
  121. [16:23:15] AG: iIn some way!
  122. [16:23:24] CA: wwell good luck then
  123. [16:23:37] CA: if anyone can do it its you
  124. [16:24:15] AG: Eridan, thank you for the complement 8ut really. Don't give up.
  125. [16:24:22] AG: May8e you wil find someone.
  126. [16:24:39] AG: So you won't 8e alone.
  127. [16:25:00] AG: Talk to you l8r!
  128. [16:25:10] AG: I'm going to go fuck some shit up!
  129. -- arachnidzGrip [AG] gave up trolling caligulasAquaman [CA] at 16:25 --
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