NI Logs

Johnathan D. (GM): Aight, this shit is pretty simple
okay, so since you already got your clan and concept and such the crunchy bit starts here
under your attributes you have three categories and you pick one of them as your strongest, which gets 7 points, another as your average, which gets 5 points, and the last as your weakest, which gets 3 points
Zrok: alright..gimme a bit
hmm...as an assamite i think mental will be my strong suit, physical will be my average, and social will be my weakest.
Johnathan D. (GM): yep that works out well
Zrok: okay, sorry its been a while...i choose from the talents skills and knowledge my best (13) average (7) and worst (5) right?
Johnathan D. (GM): yep thats correct
Zrok: alright!!!!
skills being my best, then talents then knowledges.
Johnathan D. (GM): yep, assamites arent scholars afterall
Zrok: hehe right
perfect. im sorry, but i lost my book pdf a while back. what are the disciplines 4 assimere?
Johnathan D. (GM): no worries, its quietus obfuscate and celerity
Zrok: alright. anything else?
Johnathan D. (GM): uhh nope looks like that does all of it
Zrok: nice! i cant wait to play
last time i played i had a really cute vamp bf
okay bye!!!!
(To Johnathan D.): -thoughtfully-
Zrok:
< 3 heeeeeeeey
Johnathan D. (GM): yo
once k and boss show up ill invite the new guy and give him the intro
Zrok: alright sweet!
Kang of Afreeka: aren't we missing a few?
Zrok: yeah he said hes getting the newbie in
Kang of Afreeka: ah
Nobody Important: hi!
Kang of Afreeka: 'lo
Moshe S.: Hi!
Nobody Important: lol at that name xD
Moshe S.: XD XD
Kang of Afreeka: What drink did you get?
Zrok: sorry back just got my frappe!
Nobody Important: .... water
Johnathan D. (GM): Hi hi, looks like you're all set. let me go use the wash and I'll start the intro up for ya
Kang of Afreeka: It took 10 minutes to get water?
Nobody Important: water which i also ran along my body
because i also took a shower
i was cleaning our house before game time
and since we were missing someone i thought i'd take the opportunity to actually be comfortable at game start
Zrok: good good
Kang of Afreeka: anyway
lets get this on the road
Johnathan D. (GM): Glad you're comfortable because this is gonna be good. You all know when you'll show up so the next bit is just for the new guy :^)
Nobody Important: O_O
Also, don't we have character sheets?
Kang of Afreeka: yes
we do
Johnathan D. (GM): Should be working for you
Lexie Sagan: oh yeah now it does!

Nobody Important fastens his seatbelt.
Your Sire, for reasons unknown to you, reasons a mere neonate could never comprehend, has sent you forth on your own for the first time. Your job is simple: Stop the Diablerizer, and restore order to LA.
While you can't comprehend the reason for such strange orders, and giving such a complex task to you, you must obey them regardless, and thus, you find yourself in the City of Angels, on your way to a meeting of devils, so that you may find the answers you seek.
As the taxi drops you off, the smell of smoke and garbage hits your nose like a brick wall. Flashy neon lights, barely working streetlamps, and the small glow of cigarettes make up your surroundings. You clearly aren't in a good part of town. Seeking to change this, you check your map - so thoughtfully bought by yourself on the way here - and note the theater which the prince was supposed to hold his meeting at. No more than a dozen blocks away, thankfully.
You check your watch. You've got half an hour until the show begins. Plenty of time to prepare yourself for the work to come.
Lexie Sagan inspects his surroundings from the corners of his eyes, while maintaining a brisk pace towards his destination. He keeps his head hanging low, ginger hair hidden beneath a hoodie. Hands in his pockets.
Lexie Sagan maintains no eye contact but tries to determine if anyone on these streets is one of his kind.
A few of the citydwellers cast their looks upon you, but few pay you any further notice. A beggar, coughing and shivering from the cold, stumbles into a nearby alleyway.
Lexie Sagan grasps around in his pocket to look for some spare change. If this place has kindred nearby and is this shady, that beggar has not got a long life ahead of him staying here. The boy approaches the man at the entrance of the alleyway.
The beggar glances at you, seeing your approach. He looks over you with a deep intensity. He seems like he's about to turn and run, but he seems to decide against it, casting his eyes downward instead.
Lexie Sagan: "Hey i uh. I would advise against sticking around these parts for too long. Take this." With that Lexie hands him all spare change he found in his pocket.
The beggar accepts the change with a quiet word of thanks, and then scurries off into the alleyway, stuffing it deep into his coats tattered pockets.
Lexie Sagan nods and continues on his path throwing a "Just get out of here." The downtrodden guy's way.
Lexie Sagan continues down the street, less alert, but still keeping his eyes open for any sign of his kind.
You turn to continue, but you find the street suddenly barren. Where people once were, they appear to have vanished. Suddenly, something grabs your attention
Johnathan D. (GM):
With a screech and a swerve, a black van pulls up alongside you. Obnoxiously loud speakers blare jumbled, twisted words of violence, murder, drugs, and whores out and about. They quiet their stereo, and the occupants of the van step out.
The first, a white haired man with a star spangled shirt, and rippling muscles. He shoots you a glare as you look upon the second, a black haired man wearing a french flag on his otherwise barren shirt, and a sheathed sword at his waist.
Lastly, a middle eastern man dressed in robes, his face partially obscured, he looks at you a piercing gaze, as though he was looking at and mocking your soul itself.
Muhammed Avdol: Ah, I see you've been tending to my flock of sheep. Inshallah, what is your name?
Jayqhuan Joestar: HELLO MY CHILDREN
How are my pretties doing today?
Lexie Sagan blinks up at the guy. Looking behind himself for a second, confused about who he meant.

Kang of Afreeka opens his mouth
Kang of Afreeka: ah shit
D'pierre opens his mouth
(To Kang of Afreeka): t@ban @immersion
Lexie Sagan: "M-me? Uh. I uh."
Muhammed Avdol stares into Lexie's eyes, with the eyes of a thirsty traveler.
Jayqhuan Joestar: Thats right pretty boy
you
Muhammed Avdol: You. Yes, you. What is your name?

Jayqhuan Joestar sniggers
D'pierre keeps his mouth open
Lexie Sagan: "Johnny."
Jayqhuan Joestar: Really?

Jayqhuan Joestar licks lips
Lexie Sagan shrugs confused. "Y-yea-"
Muhammed Avdol: Johnny. Well, in the end, the name of the shepard matters not.
Jayqhuan Joestar: I can tell that isn't entirely true
D'pierre: Johnny Jamalstar?
Muhammed Avdol moves towards the alleyway.
Lexie Sagan: "Wait what? Who? No sorry."
Lexie Sagan looks up and down the alley. "Hey where... did all the people go."
Jayqhuan Joestar: Nobody is here but us my pretty
D'pierre: Ayo I think this nigga lyin
Lexie Sagan opens his mouth making a wide gesture at the street around them.
Lexie Sagan: "But the people.. there were people."
"Just now..."
Jayqhuan Joestar: mmmmm it's always the lying boys that are the tastiest
D'pierre: Stop copying me you bitch ass nigga
Muhammed Avdol goes to hunt down that beggar he spotted crawl down the alleyway.
Lexie Sagan continues searching the street.
Jayqhuan Joestar: Wheres the beggar
D'pierre: More like gayqhuan
ha got em
Jayqhuan Joestar: Beggars hurt my eyes, I cant stand them
They arent as tasty as the pretty boys are
Muhammed Avdol: He is this way, my friends. Let us eat of lamb and pork before our task.
D'pierre: I don't see no cops
whatchu mean pork
Avdol finds the beggar around the corner, hidden in darkness easily pierced by his superhuman vision. He appears to be enthralled in counting some meagre earnings he had acquired, and doesn't notice Avdol's presence.
Lexie Sagan raises an eyebrow even more confused that a middle eastern man would eat pork, but then just shakes his head and turns to continue walking in the direction he was headed.
Jayqhuan Joestar: Wait for me Avdol
D'pierre blocks Lexie's path
D'pierre: Stay
Jayqhuan Joestar: You wait right there pretty bay
Muhammed Avdol lays into him, drinking deeply of the beggar.
Jayqhuan Joestar: *boy
mhmmm, I got all caught up I stuttered
Lexie Sagan casts his eyes downward. "Hey... look, i don't want any trouble. I just have a place to go. They'll miss me if i don't appear."
D'pierre: Lil nigga shut yo mouth
You stayin right here
Jayqhuan Joestar: No no my sweet
The Beggar, Caught off guard, is squeezed dry in your embrace, leaving him no chance to defend himself.
Jayqhuan Joestar: Wait there

Jayqhuan Joestar sniggers
Jayqhuan Joestar: typical
Lexie Sagan: "Look i have a little money, you can take this if you want."

Jayqhuan Joestar kicks the beggar's money tin accross the sidewalk
Jayqhuan Joestar: filthy street rat
Lexie Sagan pulls out some crumpled 20ß bills from his pocket.
Lexie Sagan: $
Kang of Afreeka: is B for Buro?
Jayqhuan Joestar: We're not here for money my pretty
Nobody Important: That was a german sharp S
Muhammed Avdol drinks deeply enough to leave the beggar alive, but unconscious from blood-loss before he returns to his posse.
Kang of Afreeka: no that was a B
learn to read
Nobody Important: ßB
Kang of Afreeka: I aint your BB
Lexie Sagan: "A-are you some sort of gay rape gang?"
D'pierre: Gay? Did someone say Gay? LMAO NIGGA YOU GAY?
Lexie Sagan: "No offense intended."
Lexie Sagan casts his eyes downward again, inching away from the group.
Muhammed Avdol: Inshallah, I thank you for the herding, my Shepard. Now, let us return to our master.
D'pierre: I SAID STAY LIL NIGGA
Jayqhuan Joestar: I dont think Im plain gay, but a pretty boy makes my oiled abs quiver
Muhammed Avdol: He has something special for the each of us, from the last I heard.
Kang of Afreeka: custodes get out
Lexie Sagan: wut
Nobody Important: i mean wut
custodes?
Muhammed Avdol rubs his lips with his bare arm.
Lexie Sagan: "You -- you didn't kill tht beggar right?"
D'pierre grabs the gayboy by the arm and starts forcing him towards the van
Lexie Sagan casts a fearful glance towards the alley where the beggar went.
Muhammed Avdol: Why would I? He is a favorite vessel of mine, an ample sheep that feeds many of my whims, so to speak.
Lexie Sagan: "Hey no! I'll call the cops!"
"Or the people i'm going to will call the cops!"
D'pierre: You aint got not phone lil nigga
Kang of Afreeka: no*
immersion ruined
Nobody Important: thanks obama
Muhammed Avdol: You shall be fine. Though my friends may be a bit rowdy, they will bring you to where you wish to go.
Jayqhuan Joestar: That beggar
hmmm

Jayqhuan Joestar sniggers
D'pierre: We goin to McDonalds nigga
Lexie Sagan: "Oh, but how would they know where i want to go?"
D'pierre: MCDONALDS

Jayqhuan Joestar drains the beggar of what little blood he has left, killing him
Jayqhuan Joestar: disgusting
D'pierre shoves him into the back of the van and locks the doors
Muhammed Avdol doesn't care enough to stop Jayqhuan.
Muhammed Avdol: Well, I suppose the rats would wish to eat as well.
Lexie Sagan thankfully didn't see any of that.
Lexie Sagan: "What?"
"You killed that beggar?"
Jayqhuan Joestar: mhmm
Muhammed Avdol: It is nothing, "Johnny" Now, D'pierre, step on it.

Jayqhuan Joestar grins
D'pierre: MICKY D'S NIGGA
Lexie Sagan: "Didn't this guy say he was a favorite vessel of his?"
Muhammed Avdol hops into the car.
Jayqhuan Joestar: It was a jest
he cant stand non-beautiful boys as well
Now get in the van
Lexie Sagan: "What was.... him being his favorite vessel or you killing him?"
Lexie Sagan is already in the van.
Lexie Sagan has been put there by D'pierre.
Muhammed Avdol: You can give up some of your toys. You did learn to share as a young boy - which you very well may not be anymore, yes?
Jayqhuan Joestar: Now time to see our glorious master
who's mere presence makes my loins shake with glee
Lexie Sagan: "Look i don't know what sort of weirdoes you are. I just want to get home!"
D'pierre: I dunno about boy but he's definitely a faggot
I
WANT
MY
BIGMAC
QUIET
Muhammed Avdol: Homeward you are bound. Step on it, D'pierre.
Jayqhuan Joestar: Master said I could oil his back if we succeeded in bringing you in

Jayqhuan Joestar licks his lips
D'pierre starts driving towards the nearest fastfood place
Lexie Sagan stares rather obviously at the fangs of the other guys.
Lexie Sagan: "Are you..... are you ..."
"vampires?"
Jayqhuan Joestar: why yes
Muhammed Avdol: No, we're fans of the show From Dusk 'till Dawn.
Of course we are, you imbecil!
Jayqhuan Joestar: These fangs suck more than blood

Jayqhuan Joestar grins
You arrive outside the McDonalds, and order yourself a big mac in record time. The employees, accustomed with your frequent visits, work hastily to feed your habits and get you to vacate the premises.
Nobody Important: "So what do-do you want from me then? Do you want to suck my blood?"
fuck me
Lexie Sagan: "So what do-do you want from me then? Do you want to suck my blood?"
D'pierre: Aight
Where we goin
Jayqhuan Joestar: Oh no, none of that
To our glorious overlord
step on it D'pierre
(To Kang of Afreeka): Theatre where dat nigga blacroix be
Muhammed Avdol: I am afraid not. You do not look quite as appetizing as I would wish.
Jayqhuan Joestar: His unoiled back is waiting
D'pierre: I don't know no skeletons nigga
Be clear
Lexie Sagan: "Wait what?"
"You drank from the beggar but i don't look appetizing... Okay."
Lexie Sagan sighs a sigh of relief.
Jayqhuan Joestar: of course you do
you look absolutely DELICIOUS
Muhammed Avdol: I prefer the depressed and decrepid.
Jayqhuan Joestar: but it is not in our right to touch you
most unfortunate
D'pierre: Fuck this I'm gonna go back to the boss
Lexie Sagan: "Oh god so you want to deliver me to your overlord or something?"
D'pierre starts driving towards the theater
Jayqhuan Joestar: Our glorious overlord indead mmm
D'pierre: I TOLD YOU NIGGA WE AINT KNOW NO SKELETONS
The drive is short and, outside of the ludikrus situation, eventless. You arrive outside of the theatre in record time, and without a soul in sight. You hear loud bangs coming from inside the theater occasionally.
Muhammed Avdol: Yes, please. Do not vomit all over the car-seat as you did last time.
Jayqhuan Joestar: Silence and drive d'pierre
Lexie Sagan: "Oh Jesus.... please... please don't!"
"Wait... you were headed here as well?"
Jayqhuan Joestar: why yes
Muhammed Avdol: Yes, we knew you wanted to go here.
Lexie Sagan: "Oh okay. How though?"
Muhammed Avdol: I could see the threads of fate, weaving together like a series of train-tracks.
Jayqhuan Joestar: We could smell it on you

Jayqhuan Joestar sniffs Lexie's neck
Lexie Sagan: "So the whole 'i'm a human please don't hurt me' disguise... all for naught huh."
Muhammed Avdol: Afraid so. I have an...EYE, for seeing through disguises.
Muhammed Avdol when he says Eye, his eyes glint.
Nobody Important: How so though?
D'pierre climbs into the back of the van
D'pierre: I
SAID
QUIET
Nobody Important: i need to know ... because lexie is specifically an infiltrator unit
D'pierre: I CAN'T ENJOY MY FUCKING BIGMAC LIKE THIS
Jayqhuan Joestar: Let the man eat his bigmac
he gets rather cross if he doesnt
Muhammed Avdol: Yes, yes. Let us let D'pierre feast on his big macintosh.
Johnathan D. (GM): Metagaming is not allowed unfortunately, although you can find out from the guy who runs the place :^)
Nobody Important: Well i mean... can he actually see through my disguise? is what i'm asking.
Johnathan D. (GM): :^)
With the theater looming before you, you're left with an impending dread. The sounds from inside don't let up, and it seems that despite the deserted and downtrodden looks of it, it's got quite an audience tonight.
Nobody Important: Okay let me phrase it differently... you would stop them from dicovering me if they were actually unable to do so right?
I have never played with you so i don't know how big you are on rule following
Kang of Afreeka: christ shut the fuck up and play the game
Johnathan D. (GM): Yeah, I abide by the rules of course.
Nobody Important: bitch i got no info on nothing i dunno shit lol
Lexie Sagan is kinda miffed and frowning for having been discovered.
Jayqhuan Joestar: Come come now lexie
He is waiting
Kang of Afreeka: you were the only one we didn't know on the street you dense fuck
Muhammed Avdol: All will be revealed in due time.
Jayqhuan Joestar: Yes
Nobody Important: ... i didn't assume you knew every single frikkin person in the entire place lol
Jayqhuan Joestar: Our overlord will reveal all
Kang of Afreeka: there were two people on the street
Lexie Sagan: "So you know my name because of him then.. huh."
Kang of Afreeka: and we ate one
Jayqhuan Joestar: Thats right
Muhammed Avdol: As far as you know, perhaps.

Jayqhuan Joestar enters the theatre
Lexie Sagan shugs and just follows along, kind of relieved that the dangerous situation wasn't actually one.
D'pierre exits the van
Jayqhuan Joestar: Oh I wouldnt let your guard down yet
D'pierre: What movie we gon see?
Jayqhuan Joestar: You still look delicious to me ;)
Entering through the door, the stench of piss stains and gunpowder greets you. The theater is a desolate, torn up place, with most of the chairs torn up and removed. In their place are multiple upturned sofas, men - who you recognize as your fellow kindred - taking cover behind them. Some appear to be wielding guns and are firing at one another with wild innacuracy. Obscenities and racial slurs are screamed throughout the room as the carnage unfolds before your eyes.
You notice a well dressed man sitting in a corner, near an upturned table with white powder spilled on the floor near it. He's in the fetal position and rocking back and forth, muttering. You recognize the man as none other than the prince who had called this meeting: LaCroix.
Jayqhuan Joestar: If I get the all clear I'm your first customer

Jayqhuan Joestar licks his fangs
Prince LaCroix III incoherently mutters, his voice barely audible
D'pierre: AY QUIET THE FUCK DOWN
I STILL HAVEN'T HAD MY BIGMAC AND YOU'RE SCARING THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA WE FOUND
Jayqhuan Joestar: MY GLORIOUS OVERLORD

Jayqhuan Joestar rushes to LaCroix
D'pierre: The boss aint a skeleton
stupid nigga
Lexie Sagan stares at the scene before him and is about to turn around and leave would D'Pierre behind him not prevent him from doing so.
Jayqhuan Joestar: WHAT HAVE THESE SAVAGES DONE TO YOUR MASTERFULLY SCULPTED FIGURE
Muhammed Avdol: Ah yes, LaCroix the Third. We found our quarry, as you had specified to us.
The Sound of your voices attracts only anger. 'Shut da fuck up bitch ass nigga' is thrown back at you, followed by many other insults. One of the men take the disturbance's opportunity to shoot at one of his opponents, however, and you are soon ignored once more as the ineffectual firefight begins anew.
Prince LaCroix III: Ayo...
Ayo Jay....
D'pierre: YOU WANNA START SOME SHIT LIL NIGGA
Jayqhuan Joestar: Yes my master?
Do you want us to dispose of these ignorants?
Lexie Sagan: "Is it.... always like this? In havens?"
Prince LaCroix III: Comehere, jay...come closer... bring
Prince LaCroix III coughs violently for a moment, stopping his short speech
Prince LaCroix III: bring the others...
Jayqhuan Joestar: Of course my master
Come around everyone
D'pierre walks up to the boss holding the faggot
Jayqhuan Joestar: Our glorious overlord wishes to speak to us
D'pierre: Yeah boss?
Muhammed Avdol goes around, muttering to D'pierre.
Muhammed Avdol: Make sure Our Quarry is brought to LaCroix.
Lexie Sagan is p
Zrok: ?
Lexie Sagan is bumped forward towards the disgusting figure of the prince on the ground by the french cunt.

Jayqhuan Joestar stares at lexie, his usual flamboyant exterior dimmed down to one of pure sterness
Nobody Important: fuck my typing skills today
The prince regains some strength in his voice, looking up at you and speaking louder than before.
Prince LaCroix III: I need you to get me... a package. I can't control this situation without it.
Muhammed Avdol: Ah, very well. Where is this package, my liege?
Prince LaCroix III: My man, he-
Prince LaCroix III Coughs violently once more, small droplets of blood being spit out in the process
Prince LaCroix III: He's big hollaz, a ghoul of mine, he's at the bookstore just down the street... get the package and bring it to me!
Lexie Sagan murmurs to himself: "The fuck is even going on."
Jayqhuan Joestar: OUR GLORIOUS OVERLORD HAS COMMANDED US
Onwards
Muhammed Avdol: Ah, a simple package retrieval. I, too, have something I have to get from Big Hollaz.
Prince LaCroix III: Don't open the package before it gets here, or else we could break the masquerade! Good luck boys...
Jayqhuan Joestar: Stay here my lord, I will be back to oil your muscular back later

Jayqhuan Joestar sniggers as he walks away
Kang of Afreeka: back
Muhammed Avdol goes to follow Jay.
Lexie Sagan just stares in front of himself with a mild disgust on his face. "Do i have to go too?"
D'pierre: YES
Lexie Sagan: "I was sent here with a specific task."
Muhammed Avdol: I am afraid so.
D'pierre snatches the faggot towards the exit
Prince LaCroix III: You the new kid? You do this if you wanna be a quest in my domain... consider it your initiation, now go, quickly.
D'pierre: That task is to do whatever the boss says faggot
Lexie Sagan: "That task was to go to a meeting and hunt down someone not to do whatever the boss says. But of course if he wants me to do this so i can be in his domain. Sure."
Muhammed Avdol: D'pierre, make sure he does not leave. Our Quarry is very important, to the boss.
D'pierre: QUIET
FOLLOW
Lexie Sagan mutters "french cunt" under his breath.
Jayqhuan Joestar: You're in charge of him D'pierre
D'pierre smiles
Jayqhuan Joestar: If he misbehaves tell me
and I'll come over to "Taste" him
With the unbearably loud, unbearably hostile theater put behind you for the time being, you make your way to the bookstore. You note that it appears to be the blaring stereo music that causes people to vacate the premises as quickly as they do. In a few minutes, a red light and alot of angry swearing, you come across the bookstore in question. A hobo, dressed in head to toe in thick winter clothes, sits at the front of it, loitering about.
Jayqhuan Joestar: disgusting
What do you say boys?
Fangs or the bat
D'pierre takes out his Big Mac and takes a bite
D'pierre: Mac
Lexie Sagan: "Don't just go killing random humans for fucks sake. They could be the herd of someone."
Muhammed Avdol: No need to make it a scene, the fangs if you must.
Lexie Sagan: "Is this not camarilla territory?"

Jayqhuan Joestar brandishes bat
D'pierre: This is my fuckin territory as far as you know lil bitch
Jayqhuan Joestar: What do you want hobo?
Hobo: Who're you callin' disgusting Jayqhuan, you piddly ass nigga?
The hobo removes his headgear and reveals his face: You recognize him as the boss' ghoul. A skinny mulatto with buck teeth and reddened eyes from a lack of sleep.
Jayqhuan Joestar: oh
Greetings big H
Muhammed Avdol slaps Jay's shoulder.
Big Hollaz: Aintchoo got eyeballs in yo head to recognize me, bitch ass nyugga?
Lexie Sagan: "But you would've already murdered him."
D'pierre Slaps Lexie's face
D'pierre: I wanted to fit in
Jayqhuan Joestar: I've seen enough poor people today
Lexie Sagan kicks backwards at D'Pierre's shin.
Muhammed Avdol: See? If you thirst, try drinking from the prostitutes. Female blood is very dry, from what I've heard.
Jayqhuan Joestar: It clouded my vision
D'pierre draws his sword
Johnathan D. (GM): Oh boy
D'pierre: You gon try that again nigga
Lexie Sagan opens his arms in an inviting manner and smiles.
Muhammed Avdol: Anyways, Big Hollaz. You have my weapon, and the Prince's package, yes?
Jayqhuan Joestar: CALM DOWN EVERYONE
D'pierre points down
Jayqhuan Joestar: OUR GLORIOUS OVERLORD IS WAITING
Lexie Sagan: "Yeah come at me. Go on fucking kill me when the Prince sait he wants me."
Jayqhuan Joestar: He didnt specify in what condition he wanted you
Muhammed Avdol: I gave you my weapon to use a while back, you still have it?
D'pierre: If you say so
Jayqhuan Joestar: Just a warning
D'pierre takes a swing with the sword
Lexie Sagan jumps back.
Kang of Afreeka: what roll
Jayqhuan Joestar: D'pierre
I WILL BUY YOU A BIG MAC
Kang of Afreeka: nah nigga none of that jump back shit
D'pierre: SHIT NIGGA
Johnathan D. (GM): Hold on a minute
D'pierre: LEMME CUT HIS FOOT OFF FIRST
Lexie Sagan: contested roll i assume
Jayqhuan Joestar: 2 BIG MACS
D'pierre: TOES
Johnathan D. (GM): You'd be rolling Dexterity and your melee skills, K.
Jayqhuan Joestar: 3 BIG MACS
D'pierre: PUNCH FACE
Jayqhuan Joestar: Sure
Lexie let him punch you
this is the best we're going to get
Johnathan D. (GM): Dexterity and brawl if you wanna try and cause real damage
Jayqhuan Joestar: I'm already going out of fucking pocket buying him big macs

Nobody Important stares at Jayqhuan with a visible lack of understanding.
Lexie Sagan stares at Jayqhuan with a visible lack of understanding.
Jayqhuan Joestar: I've haggled him down from cutting you in half to punching you
thank me later
Lexie Sagan: "Oh i would've loved to see him try."
D'pierre rolls Dice Pool 1
D'pierre: rolling {(5+2+0)d10s}>6f1
{(
3
+
5
+
7
+
8
+
8
+
9
+
10
)}
= 5 Successes
Jayqhuan Joestar: Please dont antagonize him further
I dont have enough cash to buy more big macs
Nobody Important: You lucky ass bastard.
Muhammed Avdol simply watches from afar.
Kang of Afreeka: RIP AND TEAR

Nobody Important is probably knocked unconscious as the punch hits him when he was busy talking to Jay.
Lexie Sagan: is probably knocked unconscious as the punch hits him when he was busy talking to Jay.
Johnathan D. (GM): Right, now you need to roll strength with 4 extra damage dice.
And then of course lexie will need to roll stamina and fortitude if he has it to try and soak the damage
(From D'pierre): how kek
Muhammed Avdol turns back to Big.
Nobody Important: this is definitely not what i expected i'll be rank
frank
pvp in the first hour
Moshe S.: It's a bit intense XD
(To Kang of Afreeka): just roll 6d10>6
D'pierre: rolling 6d10>6
(
4
+
4
+
6
+
5
+
6
+
10
)
= 3 Successes
Nobody Important: 3in tents5 me
Muhammed Avdol: -You do have the package for LaCroix, with the sword I gave you a while back yes?
The Ghoul observes the ongoing combat silently, smiling, answering Muhammed without turning to look at him
Big Hollaz: Uhuh, fo' real. Swords in the bin back there along with the package. Don't grab it by the blade or nothin' ya cracka ass.
Muhammed Avdol: Ironic.
Muhammed Avdol goes to the bin, picking up the sword - hopefully still in it's scabbard, before he turns to the combat.
Johnathan D. (GM): Alrighty. Lexie, roll for stamina to soak the damage.
Nobody Important: (i have no idea how to)
D'pierre: roll 1d10>9
Johnathan D. (GM): Oh right, you roll xd10>6 for however many dots in stamina you have.
Kang of Afreeka: IMMERSION'D
Nobody Important: ( >9 seriously)
rolling 2d10>6
(
10
+
6
)
= 2 Successes
Johnathan D. (GM): Alrighty, the timely advice of D'pierre allows you to block the fierce punch in time, although you're still left bruised, it's not a debilitating injury at all.
Carry on
D'pierre: NIGGA I SAID FACE
Jayqhuan Joestar: You better duck

Nobody Important just stares at the french guy frowning.
Lexie Sagan: just stares at the french guy frowning.
Muhammed Avdol: Very well. Lexie, grab the package.
D'pierre rolls Dice Pool 1
D'pierre: rolling {(5+2+0)d10s}>6f1
{(
1
+
1
+
3
+
3
+
5
+
7
+
9
)}
= 0 Successes
Kang of Afreeka: KEK
wait wut
Lexie Sagan: "Are you drunk or something."
Kang of Afreeka: >9 >7 >0 successes
Johnathan D. (GM): 1's cancel out successes.
Kang of Afreeka: gay
Muhammed Avdol: Lexie, grab the package.
D'pierre rolls Dice Pool 1
D'pierre: rolling {(5+2+0)d10s}>6f1
{(
1
+
1
+
2
+
3
+
5
+
6
+
9
)}
= 0 Successes
Kang of Afreeka: S T O P T H I S
Lexie Sagan grabs the package.
D'pierre rolls Dice Pool 1
D'pierre: rolling {(5+2+0)d10s}>6f1
{(
6
+
6
+
8
+
9
+
9
+
9
+
10
)}
= 7 Successes
Kang of Afreeka: there we go
Lexie Sagan: "Wow stop punching the air any time."
Muhammed Avdol quickly unsheathes his sword, samurai style, and stabs him in the back.
Muhammed Avdol rolls Dice Pool 1
Muhammed Avdol: rolling {(4+5+0)d10s}>6f1
{(
2
+
4
+
6
+
7
+
8
+
8
+
9
+
9
+
10
)}
= 7 Successes
D'pierre: rolling 6d10>6
(
6
+
1
+
5
+
7
+
5
+
2
)
= 2 Successes
Lexie Sagan is already away from the french dude grabbing the package.
Muhammed Avdol still does so.
D'pierre: rolling 1d10>6
(
1
)
= 0 Successes
Johnathan D. (GM): Unfortunately, your punches to the air don't hit anything. Although you do look somewhat intimidating.

Jayqhuan Joestar activates potence and brandishes his bat
Jayqhuan Joestar: Time for a beatdown
D'pierre walks up to the gay nigga and draws his sword
Lexie Sagan: ?
D'pierre: THERE AREN'T ENOUGH BIG MACS IN THE WORLD
Muhammed Avdol drove his sword at Lexie with 7 successes.
Lexie Sagan: ???
Johnathan D. (GM): As for Avdol, roll strength + 8 damage die, due to your successes and weapon type.
Nobody Important: right i'm out
D'pierre rolls Dice Pool 2
D'pierre: rolling {(5+5+0)d10s}>6f1
{(
1
+
2
+
2
+
5
+
5
+
6
+
6
+
7
+
7
+
10
)}
= 4 Successes
Johnathan D. (GM): Nah, not yet.
Roll soak.
D'pierre: rolling 4d10>6
(
5
+
4
+
9
+
10
)
= 2 Successes
Nobody Important: no lol
Zrok: rolling 11d10
(
6
+
5
+
3
+
1
+
1
+
1
+
10
+
8
+
1
+
3
+
7
)
= 46
Nobody Important: i mean i'm out of the game
Johnathan D. (GM): Ah, you aren't defending yourself?
Moshe S.: GET BACK HERE YOU LADYBOY
I AINT DONE WITH YOU
Nobody Important: No seriously
Muhammed Avdol: I had just remembered. He was an infiltrator.
It slipped my mind previously.
Johnathan D. (GM): Since you don't defend yourself, Lexie is cut into two with Avdol's masterful swing. Gore and Vitae spill out from his stinking corpse, resulting in final death.
Jayqhuan Joestar: IM GONNA SKULLFUCK THAT BOYPUCCI
Muhammed Avdol: Leave him for the Sun.
Nobody Important: so this was just some deliberate trolling attempt or something?
Johnathan D. (GM): Pretty good game everyone.
I think I'll call it for today
Zrok: Nah, it was fun.
Moshe S.: Bretty good
Zrok: thanks for playing!
Moshe S.: cant wait for next sesh ye
D'pierre: I liked it
Moshe S.: bring the fam
D'pierre: I enjoyed the big macs tbh
Johnathan D. (GM): Another expertly run masterpiece. Jojo Niggapires is Copyrighted by Squizz Anime Inc. so NO STEALING
Zrok: On the next episode.
Moshe S.: Another expertly run masterpiece. Jojo Niggapires is Copyrighted by Squizz Anime Inc. so NO STEALING NO LADYBOY BOYPUSSI
Zrok: Another expertly run masterpiece. Jojo Niggapires is Copyrighted by Squizz Anime Inc. so NO STEALING
Kang of Afreeka: Another expertly run masterpiece. Jojo Niggapires is Copyrighted by Squizz Anime Inc. so NO STEALING
Nobody Important: Another expertly run masterpiece. Jojo Niggapires is Copyrighted by Squizz Anime Inc. so NO STEALING
Johnathan D. (GM): As for Ni, I'm afraid you can't roll up a new character as we have perma death, so you're dead forever.
Nobody Important: i didn't say i wasn't defending myself
Zrok: wow. sorry! >:(
Moshe S.: WOW SORRY
Nobody Important: in fact i said nothing
Kang of Afreeka: Shouldn't have kicked me in the shin
Johnathan D. (GM): Yeah, you weren't defending yourself so you dead
Nobody Important: you slapped me in the face
Zrok: attacking your friends isnt very nice.
Nobody Important: ??????
he slapped me and because of that i lightly kicked him
what the fuck
Johnathan D. (GM): It's okay when he slaps you.
Moshe S.: I am secretly a half elf
Johnathan D. (GM): But you can't fight back
Those are the rules
Kang of Afreeka: And then I lightly gave you a concussion
Nobody Important: ....
Zrok: what does dots mean?
Nobody Important: But you can't fight back
Those are the rules
Johnathan D. (GM): If you can't deal with it, well it doesn't matter because you died haha
Moshe S.: I am a half korean half elf
fear me
Zrok: are you morsecoding us?
Kang of Afreeka: and we chopped you into mystery meat
Moshe S.: ...---...
Nobody Important: this was a lot of effort
just to make me feel unwelcome
Zrok: it was a session tbh.
Nobody Important: 4/10
Johnathan D. (GM): You were perfectly welcome, don't be silly.
But you died now
Moshe S.: -... --- -.-- .--. ..- ... ... -.-- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / --- ..-. ..-.
Nobody Important: >perfectly welcome
Moshe S.: wow sorry
Johnathan D. (GM): .-.. --- .-.. / -.- --- .-. . .- -. / -... .. --. / --. .- -.--
Zrok: yeah, you are perfectly welcome.
Nobody Important: right
Zrok: well, not anymore, you died haha get rekt.
Johnathan D. (GM): In what way were you feeling unwelcome?
Moshe S.: .. / .... .- - . / .-.. .- -.. -.-- -... --- -.-- ...
Johnathan D. (GM): I'm a trained psychotherapist, so tell me more
Nobody Important: is this a joke or something?
Moshe S.: I am a first year psychology student irl
Johnathan D. (GM): I'm a very serious person
Moshe S.: I'm all ears
Johnathan D. (GM): All my games are of very serious nature.
Zrok: We usually are fine.
but, y'know, the RANDOM attacks us.
Nobody Important: :::
Zrok: so we have to defend ourselves.
Nobody Important: he slapped me
Johnathan D. (GM): Infact, I look down upon humor. This was a perfectly fine game. But what made you feel welcome? Tell me of your plight, let me help you with my psychiatric practices.
Nobody Important: i was just defending myself
Zrok: what is that morsecode for.
Moshe S.: YOU DAMAGED HIS BIGMAC
Nobody Important: well it was nice talking to you guys.
Zrok: it was to you too
Moshe S.: NO COMEBACK
WOW SORRY
Zrok: have fun xoxoxoxo
Moshe S.: XCXCXCXCXC
Johnathan D. (GM): good game
See you again
Zrok: oh wait no
Moshe S.: good game see you next session
Zrok: because you died hahahahahahaha
Moshe S.: wow sorry!
Johnathan D. (GM): oh wow zrok that was unwelcoming of you
Moshe S.: .-- --- .-- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
Zrok: im just mentioning the rules on pg 30
"if a homo dies, he cannot return."
Johnathan D. (GM): THAT WAS UNWELCOME SHUT THE FUCK UP
Zrok: I'm sticking by the rules, chief!
Moshe S.: YOU MADE OUR MOST VALUABLE MEMBER FEEL UNWELCOME
Zrok: Our greatest ally?
Moshe S.: YES
Johnathan D. (GM): Ah man
Now I gotta recap this shit in the goyimfinder
Zrok: Look, I'm sorry, but on page 30 it says 'perma-death codes are enabled."
Talk about how he was talking in morsecode
He was probably calling us ugly niggers in morsecode xC xC
Johnathan D. (GM): Wow
How raycis
Zrok: good game though
Niggapires: Jojolines 10/10
Moshe S.: Bye guys! had fun
see you next game
Zrok: see you next game xoxoxoxoxoxoxo