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CYOA Shitstain

Feb 22nd, 2017
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  1. >You are Lincoln Loud
  2. >Wat do?
  3.  
  4. >You enter the twins' room and see Lola and Lana at the tea table
  5. >Lola is sipping a cup filled with air and Lana is playing with lizard droppings
  6. >"What are you two doing?" you ask
  7. >"We're having a tea party!" Lola replies
  8. >"Wanna join, Link?"
  9. >"Alright," you answer
  10. >You sit down at the tea table
  11. >Wat do?
  12.  
  13. >After making small talk with the twins, you think of the first thing you can for a conversation with 6-year-old girls
  14. >"So, Lana, are there any boys you like?"
  15. >"There was this boy in my class who got a worm from one ear to the other!"
  16. >Although slightly disgusted now, you know it's natural that she probably wouldn't have a crush on a boy at her age
  17. >You change your attention to Lola
  18. >"How about you, Lola?"
  19. >She opens her tea kettle and pretends to lob hot tea all over your face
  20. >You play along and fake reactions to the searing that would've happened had Lola been trusted with real tea
  21. >Wat do?
  22.  
  23. >You decide you want out of the tea party
  24. >You bolt out of the room, but not before saying you need to go to the bathroom
  25. >You enter the halls to find something else to do
  26. >Until you hear power chords being played at deafening volumes
  27. >You decide to enter Luna and Luan's room to see what they're doing
  28. >As you enter, Luna is playing gnarly licks until you clear your throat to get her attention
  29. >"Hey bro! What do ya want?"
  30. >Wat do?
  31.  
  32. >"Are you trying to write a song?"
  33. >"Yeah dude, i'm kind of having trouble nailing the vibe from this song."
  34. >She shows you a clip of music
  35. >It has an ambient and twangy riff that doesn't quite sound like a guitar to you
  36. >You're certain you've heard something like this before, until it hits you
  37. >"Luna, I don't think you can get that sound with a guitar."
  38. >"Really?" The rocker asks
  39. >"Yeah, what other instruments do you have lying around?"
  40. >"Well I have a mandolin, a lute, a ukulele and also a-"
  41. >You could see the sudden change in her expression at her sudden realization
  42. >"A sitar! That's it!"
  43. >She pulls a sitar from under her bed and begins to play
  44. >You sit next to her as she tries to write a song around the style of the sitar
  45. >Wat do?
  46.  
  47. >You decide to leave
  48. >After all, you'll probably hear all about it at dinner
  49. >You return to the hallway and decide to go to Lori and Leni's room
  50. >When you enter the room Leni waves and greets you
  51. >"Hi Link!"
  52. >You could see Lori was talking to Bobby (Naturally) and decide not to bother her yet out of fear of becoming a human pretzel
  53. >"So, what do you want?"
  54. >You turn your attention to Leni
  55. >Wat do?
  56.  
  57. >"Do you and Lori have any plans for today?"
  58. >"Oh, well we're going to the mall so Lori can hang out with Bobby."
  59. >"Cool, do you think I can come?"
  60. >"Only if you carry all our bags!" Lori shouts from across the room
  61. >"Well when are we going then?" you ask
  62. >"We're going after I say bye to Bobby"
  63. >After a minute of hearing the phrase "No you hang up!" You, Leni and Lori make it to Vanzilla
  64. >After parking at the mall, you quickly get out of Vanzilla and into the mall, ignoring your bag-holding duties for more important things
  65. >Wat do?
  66.  
  67. >You quickly decide to go to the food court to get something to eat
  68. >As you stand in line to get a slice of pepperoni pizza you get the familiar feeling of something sliding down the back of your pants
  69. >It's definitely a sloppy joe
  70. >This could only be the work of-
  71. >"Hey, Lame-o."
  72. >Was there ever any doubt?
  73. >"Hey, Ronnie"
  74. >"So what're you doing here Lame-o?"
  75. >"I decided to come here cause Lori and Leni let me come." You say
  76. >"Well, do ya want to do anything?" She asks
  77. >Wat do?
  78.  
  79. >"I don't know, maybe we could go to-"
  80. >Before you could finish your hand is dragged by Ronnie-Anne
  81. >"I think I know where we should go."
  82. >You look around to see where you're going and find yourself in front of the arcade
  83. >"You have quarters right?" she asks
  84. >"R-right." You answer as you're pulled into the arcade towards the 'Dance Battle' machine
  85. >Unfortunately there's a line of about 10 people so you need to do something to pass the time while waiting
  86. >Wat do?
  87.  
  88. >"Ugh, what should we do while we're waiting?" Ronnie Anne says
  89. >"I think I know what to do" you say as you unzip your pants to reveal your 3 foot cock
  90. >She takes off her shorts to reveal that she was as wet as the Japanese after a tsunami
  91. >You quickly ram your dick inside her pussy and begin to go to town
  92. >There is no hiding how loud you two are as you are fucking like animals
  93. >The entire town is basically jerking off to your achievements at this point
  94. >As you cum inside of her you discover omnipotence and become an actual god
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