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- >You are Lincoln Loud
- >Wat do?
- >You enter the twins' room and see Lola and Lana at the tea table
- >Lola is sipping a cup filled with air and Lana is playing with lizard droppings
- >"What are you two doing?" you ask
- >"We're having a tea party!" Lola replies
- >"Wanna join, Link?"
- >"Alright," you answer
- >You sit down at the tea table
- >Wat do?
- >After making small talk with the twins, you think of the first thing you can for a conversation with 6-year-old girls
- >"So, Lana, are there any boys you like?"
- >"There was this boy in my class who got a worm from one ear to the other!"
- >Although slightly disgusted now, you know it's natural that she probably wouldn't have a crush on a boy at her age
- >You change your attention to Lola
- >"How about you, Lola?"
- >She opens her tea kettle and pretends to lob hot tea all over your face
- >You play along and fake reactions to the searing that would've happened had Lola been trusted with real tea
- >Wat do?
- >You decide you want out of the tea party
- >You bolt out of the room, but not before saying you need to go to the bathroom
- >You enter the halls to find something else to do
- >Until you hear power chords being played at deafening volumes
- >You decide to enter Luna and Luan's room to see what they're doing
- >As you enter, Luna is playing gnarly licks until you clear your throat to get her attention
- >"Hey bro! What do ya want?"
- >Wat do?
- >"Are you trying to write a song?"
- >"Yeah dude, i'm kind of having trouble nailing the vibe from this song."
- >She shows you a clip of music
- >It has an ambient and twangy riff that doesn't quite sound like a guitar to you
- >You're certain you've heard something like this before, until it hits you
- >"Luna, I don't think you can get that sound with a guitar."
- >"Really?" The rocker asks
- >"Yeah, what other instruments do you have lying around?"
- >"Well I have a mandolin, a lute, a ukulele and also a-"
- >You could see the sudden change in her expression at her sudden realization
- >"A sitar! That's it!"
- >She pulls a sitar from under her bed and begins to play
- >You sit next to her as she tries to write a song around the style of the sitar
- >Wat do?
- >You decide to leave
- >After all, you'll probably hear all about it at dinner
- >You return to the hallway and decide to go to Lori and Leni's room
- >When you enter the room Leni waves and greets you
- >"Hi Link!"
- >You could see Lori was talking to Bobby (Naturally) and decide not to bother her yet out of fear of becoming a human pretzel
- >"So, what do you want?"
- >You turn your attention to Leni
- >Wat do?
- >"Do you and Lori have any plans for today?"
- >"Oh, well we're going to the mall so Lori can hang out with Bobby."
- >"Cool, do you think I can come?"
- >"Only if you carry all our bags!" Lori shouts from across the room
- >"Well when are we going then?" you ask
- >"We're going after I say bye to Bobby"
- >After a minute of hearing the phrase "No you hang up!" You, Leni and Lori make it to Vanzilla
- >After parking at the mall, you quickly get out of Vanzilla and into the mall, ignoring your bag-holding duties for more important things
- >Wat do?
- >You quickly decide to go to the food court to get something to eat
- >As you stand in line to get a slice of pepperoni pizza you get the familiar feeling of something sliding down the back of your pants
- >It's definitely a sloppy joe
- >This could only be the work of-
- >"Hey, Lame-o."
- >Was there ever any doubt?
- >"Hey, Ronnie"
- >"So what're you doing here Lame-o?"
- >"I decided to come here cause Lori and Leni let me come." You say
- >"Well, do ya want to do anything?" She asks
- >Wat do?
- >"I don't know, maybe we could go to-"
- >Before you could finish your hand is dragged by Ronnie-Anne
- >"I think I know where we should go."
- >You look around to see where you're going and find yourself in front of the arcade
- >"You have quarters right?" she asks
- >"R-right." You answer as you're pulled into the arcade towards the 'Dance Battle' machine
- >Unfortunately there's a line of about 10 people so you need to do something to pass the time while waiting
- >Wat do?
- >"Ugh, what should we do while we're waiting?" Ronnie Anne says
- >"I think I know what to do" you say as you unzip your pants to reveal your 3 foot cock
- >She takes off her shorts to reveal that she was as wet as the Japanese after a tsunami
- >You quickly ram your dick inside her pussy and begin to go to town
- >There is no hiding how loud you two are as you are fucking like animals
- >The entire town is basically jerking off to your achievements at this point
- >As you cum inside of her you discover omnipotence and become an actual god
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