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  1. EA and The Journalists V.1
  2.  
  3. [EA]
  4. Welcome to Origin!
  5. Please enjoy your stay!
  6. I'll be your Publisher
  7. Of Profits and decay!
  8.  
  9. [Games journos]
  10. I WILL SHAME THEM!
  11. I WILL BREAK THEM!
  12. I WILL SHIT ON THEIR GAMES AND RATE THEM!
  13. SEEKING PRIVILEGE!
  14. FOR MY CLICKBAIT!
  15. I WON'T STOP UNTIL I AM PAID!
  16.  
  17. [EA]
  18. I’m not a terrible Business!
  19. I’m just a profit seeking shill!
  20. I’m out buying devs to live in Luxury!
  21. Feminists make cash, so pay the bill!
  22. I'm no Shitlord, I'm an ally!
  23. They’re the judge and jury, and your bounds already tied!
  24. You should donate, or join heforshe!
  25.  
  26. [Both]
  27. With SJeWs in power, no one questions me!
  28.  
  29. [EA]
  30. Whoa!
  31. Check out my bait!
  32. Don’t be entitled!
  33. Just pay for shit!
  34.  
  35. Whoa!
  36. I've been so patient!
  37. My reward is owed!
  38.  
  39. Whoa!
  40. Muh degeneracy!
  41. You’ll all just be
  42. Another sullied brand!
  43.  
  44. Whoa!
  45. I see it all too clearly!
  46. You are just victims of
  47. The Patriarchy!
  48.  
  49. [Devlopers]
  50. Whoa!
  51. You're buying me!
  52. Whoa!
  53.  
  54. Whoa!
  55. You're baiting me!
  56. Don't take our IPs
  57. We ain't dones nothing wrong, my friend!
  58.  
  59. Whoa!
  60.  
  61. Whoa!
  62. You're scarin's me!
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