1.
J: The weather is great!
I: Yup.
I, J: Eh –
Subtitle: Ichimatsu’s interesting secret is about to be revealed...!?

2.
Alien: Boss
Boss: Hm?
A: The human specimens have been received
B: Oh, nicely done
Let me see

3.
B: (At Jyushi) What a moron
(At Ichi) How gloomy...
B: Is this really okay? Whatever, go and retrieve the moulds
A: Okay
Boss (thinking): I'll use these samples as my subordinates, then we'll duplicate them to create many more humans, and they will mix with the humans on earth. This will be the first step of my invasion
J: Just what is going on?
I: Who knows
Alien: Come, put this on your face
That is how we'll get the face mould

3.
A: Um... can you not make that expression?
Wasn't the expression just then a different one?
J: Eh, can't remember
A: Isn't it just this one!?
A1: Evil!!!
A2: This is the first time we've seen that flustered appearance of yours
A1: (to ichi) Then, please let me take your face mould

4.
A: (This guy's eyes seem to be saying something...)
Eyes: Anger * * is almost * *
If you keep on * * I'll kill you
A: The most important parts are all censored!
Boss: What's happening? Hurry up and make the moulds
A: Boss! I don't know what it is I'll be killed for!
B: What are you blabbering about?

5.
B: Huh? The idiot-looking guy disappeared
J: Hey hey~
What is ~ this? Baseball~?
B: When did you get up there!?
B: That's an important fossil taken from the Tight Planet...!
J: OK, if we have this then we can play baseball!
B: It's not OK, my servants can't catch that!

6.
A: Huh? He actually lifted it?
（Incredible）
J: Okay~!
Go die
B： Do you even know what baseball is!?
(You wouldn't say 'go die', okay?)
B: Everyone out of the way! I'll use this mat to absorb the impact

7.
A: Caught~~
(with an extremely graceful posture)
B: What did you just do!?
A: A..accident...
B: It seriously never rains, but pours
Sister: Why is it so noisy?
B: Sis
They're all blockheads! We finally abducted some humans-
S: Eh? Humans!?

8.
S: Where, where!?
B: Uh, here
S: Are they really humans? They look completely different to what's published in my tourism brochure
S： Are you surrounded by these types of humans?
J: (surrounded...)
J: Nope
S: Lies! Do all humans really look like you?
S: We‘ve　been　tricked! They　look　nothing　like humans，they're　completely　unusable
B: Of　course　it　would　turn　out this　way...
Then, you guys are useless
Since you've seen our forms, we'll have to kill you

９．
B: What the hell
A: We used the human's model to manufacture these
B: Why at this time, does this sort of thing happen!?
Now we can't tell which human is the real one
J: Come play baseball! Baseball!
B: After them!

10.
J: Baseball!?
I: Whatever we imagine, it's all possible
B: Aim properly!

11.
B: Retreat! Return to home planet
I: What the hell was that... Let's go home, Jyushimatsu
J: OK

12.
J: Just kidding~
Were you scared just now? Were you -
ah

13.
?: Ichimatsu actually pissed himself!?
(What happened)
(hahaha)
?: If it had been Jyushimatsu, it would be justifiable

[This mother's day, where these two guys saved the earth from being invaded
is an incident known by nobody]

Sister: We could've abducted a hot guy this mother's day, and given him to mom as a gift
Brother: Let's just go for the safe option and get her carnations...