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  1. gloomythe tick May 26, 2012 @ 12:38pm  Delete
  2. you are still a fag
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  4. Leonardo ♠ Mar 25, 2012 @ 12:46am  Delete
  5. You have ALL the swag.
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  7. aerotem Apr 9, 2012 @ 10:18pm  Delete
  8. homosex
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  10. Leonardo ♠ Jan 23, 2012 @ 9:44pm  Delete
  11. Monday, January 23, 2012
  12. 5:42 PM - ♋ carcinoGeneticist: Will you
  13. 5:42 PM - ♋ carcinoGeneticist: Wank
  14. 5:42 PM - ♋ carcinoGeneticist: My
  15. 5:42 PM - ♋ carcinoGeneticist: Ktitens
  16. 5:42 PM - ♋ carcinoGeneticist: WWMK
  17. 5:42 PM - Nightfire: Wut
  18. 5:42 PM - ♋ carcinoGeneticist: Answer the question
  19. 5:42 PM - ♋ carcinoGeneticist: Will you wank my kittens
  20. 5:43 PM - Nightfire: I dont understand
  21. 5:43 PM - ♋ carcinoGeneticist: Me too, me too
  22. 5:43 PM - ♋ carcinoGeneticist pats your back
  23. 5:43 PM - ♋ carcinoGeneticist: It's okay Night, I still love you
  24. 5:43 PM - Nightfire: Love you too bro
  25. 5:44 PM - ♋ carcinoGeneticist: Sloppy make outs?
  26. 5:44 PM - Nightfire: Sure
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  29. NEVER FORGET :D
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  31. Tróndur í Gøtu Dec 30, 2011 @ 11:13pm  Delete
  32. He never did win no checkered flags, but he never did come in last.
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  34. Dr. Magicson Dec 21, 2011 @ 11:14am  Delete
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  38. OXYBROMINE
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  40. also known as BrO
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  42. also known as you need to die in a fire
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  44. also known as i have lost faith in humanity because of bronies
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  46. Leonardo ♠ Dec 20, 2011 @ 11:42pm  Delete
  47. HEY, BRO, I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE KIND OF A FUCKASS FOR NOT TALKING TO ME, BUT ANYWAYS, I LOVE YOU, FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
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  49. Wemic Dec 15, 2011 @ 4:49pm  Delete
  50. Yes I'm really gonna believe that it's the end of the world because the calendar designed by a bunch of retarded south americans who were absorbed in ripping out organs and offering them as sacrifice to a snake feathered god with no penis is about to expire
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  53. Mr. Schnappi: Hugger of Worlds Dec 17, 2011 @ 1:00pm  Delete
  54. you're totally my bitch forever
  55. Roscoe Botte Dec 11, 2011 @ 4:36pm  Delete
  56. Oh look, a brony AKA, A no life trying to fit in to a specific meme group, since they were rejected by all others.
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  58. Wemic Dec 11, 2011 @ 1:28pm  Delete
  59. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention volume.
  60. Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.
  61. Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials.
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  63. Wemic Dec 11, 2011 @ 1:28pm  
  64. 9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
  65. Me: It's allright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.
  66. Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.
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  68. Wemic Dec 11, 2011 @ 1:28pm  Delete
  69. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
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  71. Dr. Magicson Dec 10, 2011 @ 7:43pm  Delete
  72. fag
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  74. ⣿ZAPP£R☣➠ Aug 18, 2011 @ 5:45pm  Delete
  75. ur picture! makes me want to lagh histaracoly at the world until my stomaphc aks and pains to run out of air then blead out! that is how serioce i am!
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  77. Fly Like Pie Aug 13, 2011 @ 3:23am  Delete
  78. I find myself to be strangely attracted to you
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  80. I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS IS GOOD OR BAD
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  82. Fly Like Pie Aug 13, 2011 @ 5:41pm  Delete
  83. and you, sir, are extremely passionate
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  85. I SHOULD BE EXPECTING ALOT OF HUGS AND STUFF IN THE FUTURE, METHINKS
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