Getting Lewd with Food

Asuka is sitting naked on the bed, watching me nervously as I enter the bedroom carrying a plastic bag full of unknown contents.

"Try to relax a little, Asuka" I say, setting down the bag at the foot of the bed. "We're going to be trying something new tonight. I get that you're uneasy, but just trust me and everything will be fine."

"I dunno, Anon..." Asuka says, eyeing the bag suspiciously.

"Hey, you lost that rock-paper-scissors game fair and square," I tell her. "You can get me back next time." I give her a light kiss to seal the deal.

"Fine..." she gives in, laying back on the mattress and looking up at me. "So what are we gonna do on the bed?"

"I'm going to make you a meal" I say, taking my chef's hat from the bag next to me and putting it on with confidence.

"Eh?"

"Tell me. What do you like in your futomaki?" I ask her.

"Salmon is good, I guess," Asuka answers, still uncertain of where this is going.

"Good..." I smirk. "Then why don't we tenderize it?"

I swoop in and lock lips with her. From there, my foreplay begins. One hand kneads Asuka's teat while the other glides down her stomach and slithers between her legs.

Asuka's hands grasp at my back and she moans into my mouth as I stimulate her. My fingers run up and down her entrance before slipping inside. First one, then two, gradually spreading her open. Her juices begin to coat my fingers as I pick up the pace. Asuka breaks our kiss and bites at my lower lip, her breathing growing louder and deeper.

"HYAAAAAAAA~!" At last she lets out a cry and I feel her muscles clench around my fingers, having been brought to climax.

I pull my slick fingers out of her and bring them to my face. I give them a sniff and then a taste.

"She's ready" I say to myself, my eyes flashing with arousal.

"H-huh?" Asuka pants.

"We're just getting started, Asuka" I say, getting up off of her. "Now, name another sushi ingredient."

 

"A...Avocado" she answers, trying to catch her breath.

"Good choice" I reply. I reach into the plastic bag and pull out a knife and a ripe avocado.

"A-Anon?" Asuka stammers, perplexed.

"It's okay," I reassure her as I slice open the avocado and remove the pit. "Let this avocado make you feel good."

Climbing back onto the bed, I use my fingers to mash up the avocado into a slimy paste. I then slowly trace a winding path from Asuka's crotch up to her breasts using the green goo. Her body squirms ticklishly as I do so, and I enjoy every second of it.

By the time I'm finished, the first half of the avocado is empty. "No sense wasting it." I take the second half in hand and mash it up as well. And then I stick my dick in it, pulling it out with a dollop of green mush on the end of it. "Now, rub in my avocado dick-butter."

I then straddle Asuka's chest and use it to wipe off the green goo. My dick bounces against her springy breasts as I paint them with it. My man meat swirls about her nipples and sinks deep into her warm softness, Asuka moaning softly all the while.

When I scoop out some more from the avocado half I'm holding, Asuka brings her hands to her breasts and smears the slimy mush on them all around. "Atta girl," I say as I bring another glob to her cleavage. This time, I plunge straight into the sticky void. Asuka holds her breasts together as I enjoy this most unorthodox form of paizuri. Her bosom ripples with every thrust and squelching sounds fill the bedroom.

"Anon... It's so hot..." she says after some time. "Your hot avocado thickness is too much!"

"I guess we can move on to the next ingredient" I say as I pull myself out from between Asuka's breasts and return to the grocery bag. "What else do you want in your futomaki?"

 

"Umm... Carrot!" Asuka pipes up.

"If you say so!" I reply as I present a long, thick carrot to Asuka. "Don't worry, it's been washed."

I return to the bed and Asuka props herself up while spreading her legs for me.

"I bet you can't wait to add this to your roll" I say as I tease her entrance with the blunt tip of the carrot.

"Mmm... This is so weird, but it feels so good..." Asuka says to me, blushing heavily.

"It's a perfectly natural feeling" I reply, gently inserting the tip into her. "Your body's just hungry, and I'm here to feed it. Sexually."

I twist the carrot back and forth while it's inside her, Asuka beginning to sweat and her breathing growing faster all the while. I push the vegetable in deeper and continue twisting. Asuka lets out a whimper and brings a hand to her sticky breast to rub her nipple while I tease her further. I take hold of the end closer to me and spin it in wide circles, rubbing the gnarled tip against Asuka's inner walls.

Almost immediately Asuka throws her head back and her body spasms as she lets out a sharp cry. Once again she is sent over the edge. I reach back and catch her as her body slumps down onto the bed.

"Are you okay, honey?" I ask.

"I'm... just fine..." Asuka says, panting heavily. "That was... amazing... K-Keep going... please!"

"You asked for it," I say as I pull the carrot out of her and stick the thicker end back in. I start slow at first but build up speed as my movements face less and less resistance, the sleek veggie-dildo ramming in and out of her.

"Hah... Hah... If we keep this up, our children will be Oompa Loompas!" Asuka pants.

"Yeah, take it!" I grunt out. "Take my beta carotene!"

Asuka lifts her lower body up and starts pumping against my hand as I continue my thrusts.

"Well someone's eager!" I remark.

"I can't help it, Anon! My hips are moving on their own!"

"The carrot is moving on its own!"

Asuka lets out a long, loud, continuous moan; one which warbles with my thrusts and the jostling of her own breasts. The noises she's been making all night by themselves are enough to make me want to cum buckets for her, but I'm not through with her yet.

 

"C-Cucumber!" Asuka suddenly cries out.

"Huh?"

"I know you have one, Anon!" Asuka snatches the carrot from my hand and continues pleasuring herself with it while I reach into the grocery bag and pull out a cucumber as long as my forearm.

"Where do you want it?" I ask, waving the tip in her face.

Asuka's eyes widen and she lets go of the carrot to take hold of the cucumber instead. As I take over with the carrot, her head bobs up and down the length of the cucumber, slobbering all over it. When she finishes deepthroating the lucky veggie, she tells me "Give it to me raw, Anon! Until it pickles in my pussy!"

My grin couldn't get any wider than it is now.

I return to between Asuka's legs and rub the cucumber up against her entrance. Slowly, I insert the vegetable into her moist crevice.

"A-Ahh..." Asuka winces as the thickness stretches her to her limit. Her back arches and she reaches down towards my hand to help guide the cucumber into her.

Her body glistens with sweat and the cucumber can almost be felt vibrating from the strength of Asuka's orgasms as it twists and pumps inside her.

"Uhn! I can feel it! Your cucumber is cucumbing inside me!" Asuka cries out. Our hands remain interlocked as we hold the cucumber together and pleasure her with it. Faster and faster with wet sloshing, the vegetable brings Asuka unbelievable ecstasy.

Eventually, Asuka can take no more and lets out one final wail of bliss before collapsing on the bed. I carefully yank the cumcumber free from her and Asuka sighs with relief.

 

"Had enough?" I ask.

Asuka simply moans in response, absolutely drained.

"It's almost over," I tell her. "I just need to wrap my futomaki."

"Wha-"

Before Asuka can even reply, I leap off the bed and flip the bedsheet over her. I then roll her across the bed, wrapping her up in the sheet tight enough that she can't escape. Only her head protrudes from the end of this makeshift roll.

"Anon, w-what are you doing? S-Stop!" Asuka begs, wriggling about in a desperate attempt to free herself.

"I told you I would make you a meal" I say. "And now you're my meal. Time to dig in."

I lean down and shower Asuka with kisses. Each one brings me the warmth of her red, sweaty face and she quickly stops trying to escape, surrendering to my love.

"Yes~ You're a tasty little sushi roll~" I chuckle, nuzzling my face against hers. "But you're missing one ingredient."

"Anything, just let me go afterward!" Asuka whines.

"A nice thick mushroom" I say, poking Asuka's cheek with my still-avocado-covered erection.

Asuka smiles and looks up at me. "This is the most normal thing you've put in me all night."

Her hands are still trapped, so the best Asuka can do is wriggle herself into a position where she can bob her head along my shaft. Her lips suck tightly at me while her tongue dances around the head of my cock. In no time the avocado goo is completely cleaned from it. Faster and faster she goes, her mouth frothing with saliva. Finally, her warm wetness and succulent slurping send me over the edge.

"Oh SHIIIIIIITAKE!" I shout as I force my dick to the back of Asuka's mouth and blow my load straight down her throat. Asuka makes a light choking sound as I fill her mouth, but I feel her swallow my load, bit by bit, without spilling a drop.

"I just fucked a living futomaki" I say triumphantly as Asuka releases my dick with a gasp.

"You sure did, Anon," Asuka giggles as I unroll her. The sheets are stained green from the mush she was coated in. Asuka lays sprawled out, her chest heaving. "We made a pretty big mess, though."

"Did you enjoy becoming my futomaki?" I ask her as I lie down next to her.

"It was... better than I was expecting," she replies, looking over at me dreamily. "But let's not do that too often. That cucumber could ruin me for you."

"How sweet of you" I chuckle as I nestle in closer to her. "So sweet, I think I want some dessert. Now give me some sugar."

Asuka smiles, rolls over to face me, and gives me a long, deep kiss as we embrace each other atop the messy bedsheet.