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Hurr-Durr

By: a guest on Jun 21st, 2012  |  syntax: JavaScript  |  size: 3.63 KB  |  hits: 33  |  expires: Never
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  1. <html>
  2. <head>
  3. <title>HURR-DURR</title>
  4.  
  5. <script type="text/javascript">
  6. <!--
  7. if (self.parent.frames.length && self.parent.frames.length != 0) self.parent.location = document.location;
  8. hurr = "HURR\nHURRrrRRrrr-DuUUUUUUUuUuUURRRRR\nDURR???!1!\nHURR!!!1\nHURR-DURR\nDURR???!1!\nHURR-DURR\nGET HURR + GET DURR\nDURR!\nDURR???!1!\ni HERPd WHEN i SHOULdA dERPd\nDURR!\nDURR???!1!\nHURRrrRRrrr-DuUUUUUUUuUuUURRRRR\nSometimeS I DUrr\nDURR???!1!\nHURR-DURR\nDURR???!1!\nGET HURR + GET DURR\nDURR\nhurrRRrrRRR-dUuuuuuuuUuUuurrrrr\nDURR???!1!\nGET HURR + GET DURR\nHURR-DURR\nHURR+DURR\nHURR*DURR\nDURR???!1!\nDURR!\nDURR\nDURR???!1!\nDURR\n(HURR-DURR)^(derpd)\nDURR\nHURR-DURR.COM\nDURR???!1!\nHURR-DURR\nDURR???!1!\nDURR\nHURR-DURR.COM\nDURR!\nHURR!!!111Ione";
  9. if(window.opera){
  10.   window.onkeydown = function(e){
  11.     if(e.keyCode != 18 && e.keyCode != 27 && e.keyCode != 32 && e.keyCode !=  115){
  12.       if(Math.random() > .5) for(var i = 0; i < 35; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Back();
  13.       else for(var i = 0; i < 53; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Forward();
  14.       document.getElementById('roll').Play();}
  15.     else if(e.keyCode == 115){
  16. var x=0;while(x<41){alert(hurr.split('\n')[x]);x++;x%=41;}}return false;}}else{
  17.   window.onkeydown = function(e){
  18.     if(e.keyCode !=  13 && e.keyCode != 27 && e.keyCode != 32){
  19.       if(Math.random() > .5) for(var i = 0; i < 35; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Back();
  20.       else for(var i = 0; i < 53; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Forward();
  21.       document.getElementById('roll').Play();
  22.     }return false;}}
  23. window.resizeTo(640,580);window.moveTo(0,0);var z = 910;var b=300;
  24. for (i = 1; i <= z; i++){if(i==z)i+=z;b+=(Math.round(Math.random()*1000));setTimeout('window.moveTo('+(Math.round(Math.random()*1000))%1599+','+(Math.round(Math.random()*100))%1199+');', b);i++;b+=(Math.round(Math.random()*1000));setTimeout('window.moveTo('+(Math.round(Math.random()*1000))%1199+',1199);', b);i++;b+=(Math.round(Math.random()*1000));setTimeout('window.moveTo(0,'+(Math.round(Math.random()*100))%1199+');', b);i++;b+=(Math.round(Math.random()*1000));setTimeout('window.moveTo(0,'+(Math.round(Math.random()*100))%1199+');',b);}
  25. //-->
  26. </script>
  27. </head><body onbeforeunload="var z=0;while(z<43){alert(hurr.split('\n')[z]);z++;z%=41;} return false;">
  28. <script type="text/javascript"><!--
  29. if (navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer") {
  30. document.write('<bgsound src="hurr-durr.mp3" LOOP="infinite">');
  31. }else {document.write('<object id="player" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" name="player"><param name="movie" value="player.swf" /><param name="hidden" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="flashvars" value="file=hurr-durr.mp3&autostart=1&repeat=always&volume=100" /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="player.swf"><param name="movie" value="player.swf" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="flashvars" value="file=hurr-durr.mp3&autostart=1&repeat=always&volume=100" /></object></object>');}
  32. if(window.attachEvent){
  33.   document.body.onkeydown = function(){
  34.     if(Math.random() > .5) for(var i = 0; i < 35; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Back();
  35.     else for(var i = 0; i < 53; i++) document.getElementById('roll').Forward();
  36.     document.getElementById('roll').Play();window.status("you've been huRRDurrolled");
  37.     return false;}}
  38. //-->
  39. </script>
  40. <img src = "hurr.gif" alt="HuRR" />
  41. <div style="text-align: center;" id = "roll">
  42. <img src = "durr.gif" alt="DURr" />
  43. <img src = "hurr-durr-2.gif" alt="DURr" />
  44. <img src = "hurrdurr.gif" alt="HURR-DURR HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR-DDUUURRRRRRRR" />
  45. </div>
  46. </body></html>