Hasa vidya Gabeowai!

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In this part of the internet, we all have a saying.
Whenever something bad happens, we just throw our hands on our keyboards
And type, "Hasa vidya Gabeowai!"

[Newfag 1]
Hasa vidya Gabeowai?

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It's the only way to get through all these troubled times.
There's buyouts! Scams! Corruption!
But having a saying makes it all seem better!
There aren't any good games to play, hasa vidya Gabeowai!
While shit ones can sell millions a day (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)

[Chorus]
Hasa vidya Gabeowai!
Hasa vidya Gabeowai!

[Newfag 2]
Well, that's pretty neat!

[N1]
Does it mean "Good games are coming our way?"

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Kind of…
There's nothing but crap out this year (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)
And 80% of indie's queer (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)
Many good games here get ostracized
Anita calls them out (Way-oh!)

[Women]
And so we post all through the night

[Chorus]
Hasa vidya Gabeowai!
Hasa vidya Gabeowai!
Hasa vidya Gabeowai!

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Now you try! (*laughter*)
Just slouch down low, put your hands on your keyboard
And list off the bad things in your games!

[N1]
My PC runs games just okay! (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)

[N2]
The server's crowded and the download's late! (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)

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When the industry's getting you down
There's no one else to blame! (Way-oh!)
Just open up your Steam and sigh
And curse his rotten name!

[N2]
Wait, what?

[N1]
Hasa vidya Gabeowai! (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)
Am I saying that right?

[N2]
Excuse me, anon, but what exactly does that phrase mean?

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Well, let's see… "Gabeowai" means "Gabe", and "Hasa vidya" means "Fuck you".
So I guess in Normie, it would be "Fuck you… Gabe!" (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)

[N2]
What?!

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When Gabe runs off with your cash (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)
Fuck Gabe back in his fat ass (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)
Hasa vidya Gabeowai! (Fuck you Gabe!)
Hasa vidya Gabeowai! (I say, fuck you Gabe!)

[N2]
Excuse me, anon, but you should really not be saying that.
The industry isn't as bad as it seems!

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Oh, really? Well, take this fucking asshole Zoe here.
She got caught last year trying to fuck a blogger!

[N2]
What? Why?

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Some people in her clique believe that having sex with a journo will get them paid!
There aren't many journos left, so… some of them are turning to bloggers!

[N2]
But that's horrible!

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I know! (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)
Here's the journo, he gets paid!
Here's the gamedev, she gets paid!
Here's the publisher, he gets paid!
Here's the moderator, he gets pai…
…nful amounts of criticism!
He's all that keeps these boards in check
And if either of you doesn't respect his rules
He will ban you for days!

[Chorus]
If you don't like what we say
Try lurking here a couple days
See how these game devs spin and lie
Hasa vidya Gabeowai!
Fuck you!
Hasa vidya Gabeowai!

Fuck you Gabe with CS, Steam, and DOTA
Fuck you Gabe with CS, Steam, and DOTA
Fuck you Gabe with CS, Steam, and DOTA

Fuck you with your lies!
Fuck you Gabe with CS, Steam, and DOTA
Fuck you Gabe with CS, Steam, and DOTA
Fuck you Gabe with CS, Steam, and DOTA
Fuck you with your other lies!

Fuck you, fuck you Gabe (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)
Fuck you, fuck you Gabe (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)
Fuck you, fuck you Gabe (Hasa vidya Gabeowai!)
Hasa vidya, fuck you Gabe!
And your games!