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- Next we have Laurelai. He is another transgendered non-hacker. He is also very ugly.
- Name: Laurelai Bailey AKA Wesley Bailey
- Born: 15 January 1982
- Location:
- Davenport, Iowa (Quad Cities Metro Area) [Current]
- Fayetteville, AR [Previous]
- Austin, TX [Previous]
- Job: Tech Team Global
- Phone: 563-505-6082
- Computer:
- Handles: Laurelai, artixstorm
- IP: ~Laurelai@205.185.113.6 ( Frantech VPS )
- Phone: Android
- Tablet: iPad
- OS: CentOS
- Profiles:
- https://www.facebook.com/laurelai.bailey
- http://disqus.com/facebook-771323265/
- http://www.linkedin.com/pub/laurelai-bailey/31/995/5b5
- http://www.scribd.com/laurelaib/info
- http://www.xfire.com/profile/wesleyraziel/
- http://steamcommunity.com/id/artixstorm
- https://github.com/Laurelai
- http://www.janimes.com/forum/index.php?/user/35904-laurelai/
- http://twitter.com/#!/ArtixStorm
- http://www.stickam.com/artixstorm
- http://www.myspace.com/artixstorm/
- Sites:
- paralox.org ?
- oneechan.org
- Notes:
- Transgendered woman name she chose means 'temptress' yet she is hideous
- Location confirmed by phone location/linkedin/facebook and also mentions quad city area on reddit
- Name confirmed by facebook
- Pics confirmed by facebook/oneechan.org
- She Leaked #hq logs before gnosis/hbgary hackers became Lulzsec
- --- identification ---
- About: "Laurelai" is a failed chanology troll with a vendetta against Gregg Housh and AnonOps
- Legal Name: Wesley Bailey
- Occupation: Systems Administrator
- Aliases:
- - Laurelai Storm
- - Laurelai Bailey
- - Trinity Bailey
- - Raziel
- Twitter: @stuxnetsource
- Domains:
- - oneechan.org: setup as "trans support"
- Irc:
- - irc.oneechan.org: #oneechan
- - botnet.biz: #tr0ll
- Email Addresses:
- - laurelai@oneechan.org
- - wesley.raziel@gmail.com
- Facebook: http://facebook.com/laurelai.bailey
- AIM: lulzchan
- ED: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Raziel+wesley+bailey+chanology
- Affiliations:
- - Gnosis (Hacker group responsible for Gawker hack)
- - AnonOps Oper: 18:16 [tsukihi] -OperServ(services@dproj.info)- Laurelai - Oper + Services Root Administrator
- DOB: 1-15-82
- Residence: Waterloo, Iowa
- Home Internet: 173.23.30.122
- Hometown: Killeen, TX
- Bio: 10 year army veteran: stations in Killeen and Korea
- Personal: Laurelai is a pre-operative "transsexual"
- --- systems ---
- - vps-node1: Laurelai:x:525:525::/home/Laurelai:/bin/bash
- --- Gnosis ---
- - members: kayla,garrett,Laurelai,pw,Uncommon,Eekdacat,Fubar,berry,egeste,insid,nigg,tflow
- --- connections ---
- - uncommon (UncommonGN on twitter) is responsible for the google dork that lead to the gawker compromise
- - kayla according to laurelai is laurelai's protege
- - jennifer emick and him were involved in the same troll group: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jennifer_Emick
- - sabu: soley responsible for the attack on HBGary no matter what Kayla sells you it was all Sabu; he's 'anti-sec 4 life dood'
- Laurelai also like's to brag about screwing over her supposed hacker friends in this snitch log:
- 19:42 <Laurelai> guess who payed me a visit
- 19:42 <NA> fbi?
- 19:43 <NA> i dot 'know who
- 19:49 <NA> well i know it's not your "friend" because that's a phsyical impossibility
- 20:23 <Laurelai> fbi
- 20:23 <NA> oh ya?
- 20:23 <Laurelai> yeah it was deh feds
- 20:23 <NA> last night?
- 20:23 <Laurelai> i told them sabu did it all
- 20:23 <Laurelai> this morning
- 20:23 <NA> lol
- 20:23 <NA> oh did they say why
- 20:23 <Laurelai> and i told them kayla was MI5
- 20:23 <NA> lol
- 20:23 <Laurelai> yeah over HBgary
- 20:24 <Laurelai> told them the long boring history of chanology
- 20:24 <Laurelai> and how greg housh and topiary ran anonops
- 20:24 <Laurelai> and harrassed jen
- 20:24 <NA> so you had a nice chat
- 20:24 <Laurelai> and how barrett brown was in on it
- 20:24 <NA> this is a crazy fed visit
- 20:24 <Laurelai> yes
- 20:24 <Laurelai> even offered them tea
- 20:24 <NA> usually they just stick guns to my head
- 20:24 <Laurelai> they walked up to my door
- 20:24 <Laurelai> and sais
- 20:25 <NA> a kinder gentler fed
- 20:25 <Laurelai> are you laurelai
- 20:25 <Laurelai> i said yah
- 20:25 <Laurelai> why
- 20:25 <Laurelai> and
- 20:25 <Laurelai> they used my proper pronouns
- 20:25 <NA> best raid evar
- 20:25 <Laurelai> *very* respectful
- 20:25 <Laurelai> want me to be an informant on account im everywhere and iwas in the army
- 20:25 <NA> well i guess jen gets her retribution finally
- 20:25 <NA> w00t
- 20:26 <NA> ie. like before
- 20:26 <NA> lol
- 20:26 <Laurelai> so i can feed them w/e i want
- 20:26 <Laurelai> yes
- 20:26 <Laurelai> they took my hard drives and my ipad tho
- 20:26 <Laurelai> everything was wiped
- 20:26 <Laurelai> and encrypted
- 20:26 <Laurelai> and wiped
- 20:26 <Laurelai> repeated
- 20:26 <Laurelai> and my netbook
- 20:27 <Laurelai> is fried from it
- 20:27 <Laurelai> lol
- 20:27 <NA> so how are we talking now
- 20:27 <Laurelai> they left my cd's
- 20:27 <Laurelai> and my blank 2 tb hdd
- 20:27 <Laurelai> and my hardware
- 20:27 <NA> i see
- 20:27 <Laurelai> just took the hdd's
- 20:28 <NA> do you want to help them?
- 20:28 <Laurelai> nicest raid ever
- 20:28 <NA> ya that's pretty reasonable
- 20:28 <Laurelai> imma help them help me
- 20:28 <Laurelai> :)
- 20:28 <Laurelai> saabu did it all
- 20:28 <Laurelai> cause im sexy
- 20:29 <NA> you told them about marblecake?
- 20:29 <Laurelai> yes
- 20:32 <NA> what did they say
- 20:40 <NA> also lol @ the most polite raid ever
- 20:40 <NA> i'm pretty convinced they just take your hardware mostly to inconvenience you
- 20:41 <NA> i can't imagine they spend too much time cracking your shit
- 20:43 <NA> i mean realistically
- 20:49 <Laurelai> why would they
- 20:49 <Laurelai> i gave them the truecrypt password
- 20:49 <Laurelai> no need to crack
- 20:50 <NA> you gave them a TC passphrase to an empty disk?
- 20:50 <Laurelai> to a disc with porn and warez
- 20:50 <Laurelai> and they already told me
- 20:50 <NA> lol
- 20:50 <Laurelai> they didnt care about it
- 20:50 <NA> the porn and warez?
- 20:51 <Laurelai> nope
- 20:51 <Laurelai> they told me
- 20:51 <Laurelai> not illegal to download
- 20:51 <Laurelai> just to sell it
- 20:51 <Laurelai> but
- 20:51 <Laurelai> to please not dl anymore
- 20:52 <NA> did they at any point serve you a warrant?
- 20:56 <Laurelai> yes
- 20:56 <NA> well that IS polite
- 20:56 <Laurelai> they did that first
- 20:56 <NA> i never get to SEE the warrant
- 20:56 <NA> it's usually not signed by a judge
- 20:56 <Laurelai> they read it to me
- 20:56 <Laurelai> and i got a copy
- 20:57 <Laurelai> they were gonna take my hardware but i talked them otu of that
- 20:57 <Laurelai> they just took the hdd
- 20:57 <Laurelai> and my ipad
- 20:57 <Laurelai> :|
- 20:57 <NA> that sucks
- 20:58 <Laurelai> fkin jews
- 20:58 <Laurelai> oh well
- 20:58 <Laurelai> they are tools
- 20:58 <Laurelai> and now they are my toosl
- 20:59 <NA> post a pic of the warrant
- 21:00 <Laurelai> lol
- 21:00 <Laurelai> its silly
- 21:00 <Laurelai> it covers so much shit
- 21:00 <Laurelai> we talked for like 5 hours
- 21:01 <Laurelai> and gave me their card
- 21:01 <Laurelai> and asked me to let them know the next time kayla tweeted
- 21:01 <NA> what do they want with `k
- 21:01 <Laurelai> speaking of i got to call them
- 21:01 <Laurelai> what do you think
- 21:01 <NA> about?
- 21:01 <Laurelai> they were hot after kayla
- 21:02 <NA> what do i think about what
- 21:02 <Laurelai> they want kayla
- 21:02 <Laurelai> asking over and over
- 21:02 <NA> i see
- 21:02 <NA> give them kayla?
- 21:02 <Laurelai> kayla kayl kayla
- 21:02 <Laurelai> sure what i know
- 21:02 <NA> what's the obsession with xyrix
- 21:02 <NA> i mean kayla
- 21:02 <NA> totally kayla
- 21:02 <Laurelai> i told them my theory
- 21:02 <Laurelai> that kayla was MI5
- 21:03 <NA> why would you even have a theory like that
- 21:03 <Laurelai> oh we talked about HBGary
- 21:03 <Laurelai> because its one of my pet conspiracy theories i throw around for lulz
- 21:03 <Laurelai> i also told them
- 21:03 <Laurelai> that kayla hated greg hoglund
- 21:04 <Laurelai> with a passion
- 21:04 <Laurelai> and that he knew her irl but didnt relize he knew her
- 21:04 <Laurelai> hope he enjoys the talk with the feds
- 21:04 <NA> lol
- 21:05 <Laurelai> i said im an innocent reporter ill cooperate sir
- 21:05 <NA> you and BB!
- 21:05 <NA> innocent as the day is long ;D
- 21:05 <NA> so you have to call agen so and so
- 21:06 <NA> to discuss the contents of your hdd
- 21:06 <Laurelai> what contents?
- 21:06 <Laurelai> its all junk and warez
- 21:06 <Laurelai> i wiped remember
- 21:07 <Laurelai> even wiped all my irc logs from oneechan
- 21:07 <NA> good job
- 21:07 <Laurelai> they were looking for logs
- 21:07 <Laurelai> i told them i didnt log except HQ
- 21:07 <Laurelai> and that was already public
- 21:08 <Laurelai> told them about fake gregg
- 21:08 <Laurelai> and how i thought he was an informat
- 21:08 <Laurelai> see iw as trying to go forward to LE
- 21:09 <Laurelai> :D
- 21:09 <Laurelai> i socialed the fuck out of them
- 21:09 <NA> what did they say about that
- 21:09 <Laurelai> hard
- 21:09 <Laurelai> so hard
- 21:09 <Laurelai> oh
- 21:09 <Laurelai> they wanted his twitter account info
- 21:10 <Laurelai> they never heard of FGH before now
- 21:10 <Laurelai> i bet they want to talk to him about pretending to work with the gov
- 21:10 <Laurelai> i hope he enjoys his convo
- 21:10 <NA> heh
- 21:11 <NA> vigilantism
- 21:11 <Laurelai> basically now im their go to girl for anything anon related
- 21:12 <NA> good news
- 21:12 <Laurelai> yup
- 21:13 <Laurelai> falls right into the plan
- 21:17 <NA> you go to work?
- 21:19 <Laurelai> im at work now
- 21:19 <Laurelai> they were nice enough to finish before i had to get ready
- 21:23 <NA> a kinder gentler fbi
- 03:37 <NA> intimidated
- 03:39 <Laurelai> yeah
- 03:39 <Laurelai> he was shaking when he talked to me
- 03:39 <Laurelai> used um alot
- 03:39 <Laurelai> i spoke confidently
- 03:39 <Laurelai> acted like i was queen of my castle
- 03:44 <Laurelai> why would he be afraid of me
- 03:48 <NA> no idea
- 03:52 <Laurelai> i mean i can tell when im intimidating someone
- 03:53 <Laurelai> he was intimidated
- 03:53 <NA> how many feds?
- 04:05 <Laurelai> like 12
- 04:05 <Laurelai> nobody pulled a gun and nobody was a dick
- 04:05 <Laurelai> everyone was real polite
- 04:05 <Laurelai> i like polite
- 04:06 <Laurelai> they even bought me a coke
- 04:06 <Laurelai> like
- 04:06 <Laurelai> sent one of their dudes out to go get it for me
- 04:06 <NA> are you high or something?
- 04:07 <Laurelai> no
- 04:07 <Laurelai> adrenalin
- 04:07 <NA> ok just makin sure
- 04:07 <NA> you weren't seein invisible v&'s
- 04:07 <Laurelai> i thought they had come to arrest me
- 04:07 <Laurelai> but no
- 04:07 <Laurelai> they asked for my help
- 04:07 <Laurelai> politely
- 04:07 <NA> i mean the idea that an arresting officer went out to get you a fucking coke is a bit absurd to be blunt
- 04:07 <NA> i mean don't you think?
- 04:08 <Laurelai> i was never under arrest
- 04:08 <NA> they were there
- 04:08 <NA> yes you were
- 04:08 <NA> if they were there you were under arrest
- 04:08 <Laurelai> no
- 04:08 <Laurelai> they said
- 04:08 <Laurelai> you are not under arrest
- 04:08 <Laurelai> you dont have to talk to us
- 04:08 <Laurelai> if you want to stop
- 04:08 <Laurelai> at any time you can
- 04:08 <Laurelai> and we will go
- 04:09 <Laurelai> they had a document to that effect too
- 04:11 <Laurelai> im not even fucking joking
- 04:15 <Laurelai> they want topiary too
- 04:15 <Laurelai> and sabu
- 04:15 <Laurelai> wanted them already
- 04:15 <Laurelai> but you know
- 04:15 <Laurelai> sabu did it all