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  15. Next we have Laurelai.  He is another transgendered non-hacker.  He is also very ugly.
  16.  
  17. Name: Laurelai Bailey AKA Wesley Bailey
  18. Born: 15 January 1982
  19. Location:
  20.         Davenport, Iowa (Quad Cities Metro Area) [Current]
  21.         Fayetteville, AR [Previous]
  22.         Austin, TX [Previous]
  23. Job: Tech Team Global
  24. Phone: 563-505-6082
  25.  
  26. Computer:
  27.         Handles: Laurelai, artixstorm
  28.         IP: ~Laurelai@205.185.113.6 ( Frantech VPS )
  29.         Phone: Android
  30.         Tablet: iPad
  31.         OS: CentOS
  32.  
  33. Profiles:
  34.         https://www.facebook.com/laurelai.bailey
  35.         http://disqus.com/facebook-771323265/
  36.         http://www.linkedin.com/pub/laurelai-bailey/31/995/5b5
  37.         http://www.scribd.com/laurelaib/info
  38.         http://www.xfire.com/profile/wesleyraziel/
  39.         http://steamcommunity.com/id/artixstorm
  40.         https://github.com/Laurelai
  41.         http://www.janimes.com/forum/index.php?/user/35904-laurelai/
  42.         http://twitter.com/#!/ArtixStorm
  43.         http://www.stickam.com/artixstorm
  44.         http://www.myspace.com/artixstorm/
  45.  
  46. Sites:
  47.         paralox.org ?
  48.         oneechan.org
  49.        
  50. Notes:
  51.         Transgendered woman name she chose means 'temptress' yet she is hideous
  52.         Location confirmed by phone location/linkedin/facebook and also mentions quad city area on reddit
  53.         Name confirmed by facebook
  54.         Pics confirmed by facebook/oneechan.org
  55.         She Leaked #hq logs before gnosis/hbgary hackers became Lulzsec
  56.  
  57. --- identification ---
  58. About: "Laurelai" is a failed chanology troll with a vendetta against Gregg Housh and AnonOps
  59. Legal Name: Wesley Bailey
  60. Occupation: Systems Administrator
  61. Aliases:
  62.   - Laurelai Storm
  63.   - Laurelai Bailey
  64.   - Trinity Bailey
  65.   - Raziel
  66. Twitter: @stuxnetsource
  67. Domains:
  68.   - oneechan.org: setup as "trans support"
  69. Irc:
  70.   - irc.oneechan.org: #oneechan
  71.   - botnet.biz: #tr0ll
  72. Email Addresses:
  73.   - laurelai@oneechan.org
  74.   - wesley.raziel@gmail.com
  75. Facebook: http://facebook.com/laurelai.bailey
  76. AIM: lulzchan
  77. ED: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Raziel+wesley+bailey+chanology
  78. Affiliations:
  79.   - Gnosis (Hacker group responsible for Gawker hack)
  80.   - AnonOps Oper: 18:16 [tsukihi] -OperServ(services@dproj.info)- Laurelai         -  Oper + Services Root Administrator
  81. DOB: 1-15-82
  82. Residence: Waterloo, Iowa
  83. Home Internet: 173.23.30.122
  84. Hometown: Killeen, TX
  85. Bio: 10 year army veteran: stations in Killeen and Korea
  86. Personal: Laurelai is a pre-operative "transsexual"
  87. --- systems ---
  88. - vps-node1: Laurelai:x:525:525::/home/Laurelai:/bin/bash
  89. --- Gnosis ---
  90. - members: kayla,garrett,Laurelai,pw,Uncommon,Eekdacat,Fubar,berry,egeste,insid,nigg,tflow
  91. --- connections ---
  92. - uncommon (UncommonGN on twitter) is responsible for the google dork that lead to the gawker compromise
  93. - kayla according to laurelai is laurelai's protege
  94. - jennifer emick and him were involved in the same troll group: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jennifer_Emick
  95. - sabu: soley responsible for the attack on HBGary no matter what Kayla sells you it was all Sabu; he's 'anti-sec 4 life dood'
  96.  
  97. Laurelai also like's to brag about screwing over her supposed hacker friends in this snitch log:
  98.  
  99. 19:42 <Laurelai> guess who payed me a visit
  100. 19:42 <NA> fbi?
  101. 19:43 <NA> i dot 'know who
  102. 19:49 <NA> well i know it's not your "friend" because that's a phsyical impossibility
  103. 20:23 <Laurelai> fbi
  104. 20:23 <NA> oh ya?
  105. 20:23 <Laurelai> yeah it was deh feds
  106. 20:23 <NA> last night?
  107. 20:23 <Laurelai> i told them sabu did it all
  108. 20:23 <Laurelai> this morning
  109. 20:23 <NA> lol
  110. 20:23 <NA> oh did they say why
  111. 20:23 <Laurelai> and i told them kayla was MI5
  112. 20:23 <NA> lol
  113. 20:23 <Laurelai> yeah over HBgary
  114. 20:24 <Laurelai> told them the long boring history of chanology
  115. 20:24 <Laurelai> and how greg housh and topiary ran anonops
  116. 20:24 <Laurelai> and harrassed jen
  117. 20:24 <NA> so you had a nice chat
  118. 20:24 <Laurelai> and how barrett brown was in on it
  119. 20:24 <NA> this is a crazy fed visit
  120. 20:24 <Laurelai> yes
  121. 20:24 <Laurelai> even offered them tea
  122. 20:24 <NA> usually they just stick guns to my head
  123. 20:24 <Laurelai> they walked up to my door
  124. 20:24 <Laurelai> and sais
  125. 20:25 <NA> a kinder gentler fed
  126. 20:25 <Laurelai> are you laurelai
  127. 20:25 <Laurelai> i said yah
  128. 20:25 <Laurelai> why
  129. 20:25 <Laurelai> and
  130. 20:25 <Laurelai> they used my proper pronouns
  131. 20:25 <NA> best raid evar
  132. 20:25 <Laurelai> *very* respectful
  133. 20:25 <Laurelai> want me to be an informant on account im everywhere and iwas in the army
  134. 20:25 <NA> well i guess jen gets her retribution finally
  135. 20:25 <NA> w00t
  136. 20:26 <NA> ie. like before
  137. 20:26 <NA> lol
  138. 20:26 <Laurelai> so i can feed them w/e i want
  139. 20:26 <Laurelai> yes
  140. 20:26 <Laurelai> they took my hard drives and my ipad tho
  141. 20:26 <Laurelai> everything was wiped
  142. 20:26 <Laurelai> and encrypted
  143. 20:26 <Laurelai> and wiped
  144. 20:26 <Laurelai> repeated
  145. 20:26 <Laurelai> and my netbook
  146. 20:27 <Laurelai> is fried from it
  147. 20:27 <Laurelai> lol
  148. 20:27 <NA> so how are we talking now
  149. 20:27 <Laurelai> they left my cd's
  150. 20:27 <Laurelai> and my blank 2 tb hdd
  151. 20:27 <Laurelai> and my hardware
  152. 20:27 <NA> i see
  153. 20:27 <Laurelai> just took the hdd's
  154. 20:28 <NA> do you want to help them?
  155. 20:28 <Laurelai> nicest raid ever
  156. 20:28 <NA> ya that's pretty reasonable
  157. 20:28 <Laurelai> imma help them help me
  158. 20:28 <Laurelai> :)
  159. 20:28 <Laurelai> saabu did it all
  160. 20:28 <Laurelai> cause im sexy
  161. 20:29 <NA> you told them about marblecake?
  162. 20:29 <Laurelai> yes
  163. 20:32 <NA> what did they say
  164. 20:40 <NA> also lol @ the most polite raid ever
  165. 20:40 <NA> i'm pretty convinced they just take your hardware mostly to inconvenience you
  166. 20:41 <NA> i can't imagine they spend too much time cracking your shit
  167. 20:43 <NA> i mean realistically
  168. 20:49 <Laurelai> why would they
  169. 20:49 <Laurelai> i gave them the truecrypt password
  170. 20:49 <Laurelai> no need to crack
  171. 20:50 <NA> you gave them a TC passphrase to an empty disk?
  172. 20:50 <Laurelai> to a disc with porn and warez
  173. 20:50 <Laurelai> and they already told me
  174. 20:50 <NA> lol
  175. 20:50 <Laurelai> they didnt care about it
  176. 20:50 <NA> the porn and warez?
  177. 20:51 <Laurelai> nope
  178. 20:51 <Laurelai> they told me
  179. 20:51 <Laurelai> not illegal to download
  180. 20:51 <Laurelai> just to sell it
  181. 20:51 <Laurelai> but
  182. 20:51 <Laurelai> to please not dl anymore
  183. 20:52 <NA> did they at any point serve you a warrant?
  184. 20:56 <Laurelai> yes
  185. 20:56 <NA> well that IS polite
  186. 20:56 <Laurelai> they did that first
  187. 20:56 <NA> i never get to SEE the warrant
  188. 20:56 <NA> it's usually not signed by a judge
  189. 20:56 <Laurelai> they read it to me
  190. 20:56 <Laurelai> and i got a copy
  191. 20:57 <Laurelai> they were gonna take my hardware but i talked them otu of that
  192. 20:57 <Laurelai> they just took the hdd
  193. 20:57 <Laurelai> and my ipad
  194. 20:57 <Laurelai> :|
  195. 20:57 <NA> that sucks
  196. 20:58 <Laurelai> fkin jews
  197. 20:58 <Laurelai> oh well
  198. 20:58 <Laurelai> they are tools
  199. 20:58 <Laurelai> and now they are my toosl
  200. 20:59 <NA> post a pic of the warrant
  201. 21:00 <Laurelai> lol
  202. 21:00 <Laurelai> its silly
  203. 21:00 <Laurelai> it covers so much shit
  204. 21:00 <Laurelai> we talked for like 5 hours
  205. 21:01 <Laurelai> and gave me their card
  206. 21:01 <Laurelai> and asked me to let them know the next time kayla tweeted
  207. 21:01 <NA> what do they want with `k
  208. 21:01 <Laurelai> speaking of i got to call them
  209. 21:01 <Laurelai> what do you think
  210. 21:01 <NA> about?
  211. 21:01 <Laurelai> they were hot after kayla
  212. 21:02 <NA> what do i think about what
  213. 21:02 <Laurelai> they want kayla
  214. 21:02 <Laurelai> asking over and over
  215. 21:02 <NA> i see
  216. 21:02 <NA> give them kayla?
  217. 21:02 <Laurelai> kayla kayl kayla
  218. 21:02 <Laurelai> sure what i know
  219. 21:02 <NA> what's the obsession with xyrix
  220. 21:02 <NA> i mean kayla
  221. 21:02 <NA> totally kayla
  222. 21:02 <Laurelai> i told them my theory
  223. 21:02 <Laurelai> that kayla was MI5
  224. 21:03 <NA> why would you even have a theory like that
  225. 21:03 <Laurelai> oh we talked about HBGary
  226. 21:03 <Laurelai> because its one of my pet conspiracy theories i throw around for lulz
  227. 21:03 <Laurelai> i also told them
  228. 21:03 <Laurelai> that kayla hated greg hoglund
  229. 21:04 <Laurelai> with a passion
  230. 21:04 <Laurelai> and that he knew her irl but didnt relize he knew her
  231. 21:04 <Laurelai> hope he enjoys the talk with the feds
  232. 21:04 <NA> lol
  233. 21:05 <Laurelai> i said im an innocent reporter ill cooperate sir
  234. 21:05 <NA> you and BB!
  235. 21:05 <NA> innocent as the day is long ;D
  236. 21:05 <NA> so you have to call agen so and so
  237. 21:06 <NA> to discuss the contents of your hdd
  238. 21:06 <Laurelai> what contents?
  239. 21:06 <Laurelai> its all junk and warez
  240. 21:06 <Laurelai> i wiped remember
  241. 21:07 <Laurelai> even wiped all my irc logs from oneechan
  242. 21:07 <NA> good job
  243. 21:07 <Laurelai> they were looking for logs
  244. 21:07 <Laurelai> i told them i didnt log except HQ
  245. 21:07 <Laurelai> and that was already public
  246. 21:08 <Laurelai> told them about fake gregg
  247. 21:08 <Laurelai> and how i thought he was an informat
  248. 21:08 <Laurelai> see iw as trying to go forward to LE
  249. 21:09 <Laurelai> :D
  250. 21:09 <Laurelai> i socialed the fuck out of them
  251. 21:09 <NA> what did they say about that
  252. 21:09 <Laurelai> hard
  253. 21:09 <Laurelai> so hard
  254. 21:09 <Laurelai> oh
  255. 21:09 <Laurelai> they wanted his twitter account info
  256. 21:10 <Laurelai> they never heard of FGH before now
  257. 21:10 <Laurelai> i bet they want to talk to him about pretending to work with the gov
  258. 21:10 <Laurelai> i hope he enjoys his convo
  259. 21:10 <NA> heh
  260. 21:11 <NA> vigilantism
  261. 21:11 <Laurelai> basically now im their go to girl for anything anon related
  262. 21:12 <NA> good news
  263. 21:12 <Laurelai> yup
  264. 21:13 <Laurelai> falls right into the plan
  265. 21:17 <NA> you go to work?
  266. 21:19 <Laurelai> im at work now
  267. 21:19 <Laurelai> they were nice enough to finish before i had to get ready
  268. 21:23 <NA> a kinder gentler fbi
  269. 03:37 <NA> intimidated
  270. 03:39 <Laurelai> yeah
  271. 03:39 <Laurelai> he was shaking when he talked to me
  272. 03:39 <Laurelai> used um alot
  273. 03:39 <Laurelai> i spoke confidently
  274. 03:39 <Laurelai> acted like i was queen of my castle
  275. 03:44 <Laurelai> why would he be afraid of me
  276. 03:48 <NA> no idea
  277. 03:52 <Laurelai> i mean i can tell when im intimidating someone
  278. 03:53 <Laurelai> he was intimidated
  279. 03:53 <NA> how many feds?
  280. 04:05 <Laurelai> like 12
  281. 04:05 <Laurelai> nobody pulled a gun and nobody was a dick
  282. 04:05 <Laurelai> everyone was real polite
  283. 04:05 <Laurelai> i like polite
  284. 04:06 <Laurelai> they even bought me a coke
  285. 04:06 <Laurelai> like
  286. 04:06 <Laurelai> sent one of their dudes out to go get it for me
  287. 04:06 <NA> are you high or something?
  288. 04:07 <Laurelai> no
  289. 04:07 <Laurelai> adrenalin
  290. 04:07 <NA> ok just makin sure
  291. 04:07 <NA> you weren't seein invisible v&'s
  292. 04:07 <Laurelai> i thought they had come to arrest me
  293. 04:07 <Laurelai> but no
  294. 04:07 <Laurelai> they asked for my help
  295. 04:07 <Laurelai> politely
  296. 04:07 <NA> i mean the idea that an arresting officer went out to get you a fucking coke is a bit absurd to be blunt
  297. 04:07 <NA> i mean don't you think?
  298. 04:08 <Laurelai> i was never under arrest
  299. 04:08 <NA> they were there
  300. 04:08 <NA> yes you were
  301. 04:08 <NA> if they were there you were under arrest
  302. 04:08 <Laurelai> no
  303. 04:08 <Laurelai> they said
  304. 04:08 <Laurelai> you are not under arrest
  305. 04:08 <Laurelai> you dont have to talk to us
  306. 04:08 <Laurelai> if you want to stop
  307. 04:08 <Laurelai> at any time you can
  308. 04:08 <Laurelai> and we will go
  309. 04:09 <Laurelai> they had a document to that effect too
  310. 04:11 <Laurelai> im not even fucking joking
  311. 04:15 <Laurelai> they want topiary too
  312. 04:15 <Laurelai> and sabu
  313. 04:15 <Laurelai> wanted them already
  314. 04:15 <Laurelai> but you know
  315. 04:15 <Laurelai> sabu did it all
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