You Wouldn't Pirate the Last Mermaid

[18:37:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> May 5th, 4 AM.  A single drop of water falls from the ceiling of a cave, right onto the face of Cerise Coumarou.  It was mostly very dark in that cave, a big lump of something or another on top of her legs, her dress a bit damp (but not soggy, at least!), and the ground a bit hard and rough.  It was dark,and mostly silent, except for the occasional plop of a water drop.  The last the
[18:37:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> girl had remembered, she'd started helping get Heath out of a battle, and then all the water came in and...everything got kind of fuzzy.
[18:38:05] * Danger_Syrup is now known as Cerise
[18:39:17] * Cerise sits up, wiping off her face.
[18:39:53] * Cerise doesn't have any way to make light.
[18:40:09] * Cerise gives up and lies back down to wait for death.
[18:40:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A quick glance around reveals a faint yellow light in the distance.
[18:41:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> More of a glow than anything.
[18:43:57] * Cerise decides the floor is too hard to die on, and starts crawling towards the faint glow. Maybe it's food?
[18:49:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Getting the slight weight of whatever off your legs to crawl away, there's an exhalation of breath behind you, although whatever or whoever it is doesn't seem conscious, as they don't make any more noises.  Crawling around towards the light, you end up finding a small room within the cave with a pond!  It has a few Lanturn and Chinchou hanging out in the pond,  a few varied kinds of
[18:49:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> mushrooms and moss here and there, along with Paras and Parasects sleeping on the ground.  There's a few Lileep with their heads popping out of the pond as well, swaying to and fro in the water.
[18:49:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Notably some of the moss on the walls is glowing a faint bluish color.
[18:49:52] <Cerise> "Oooh. Hi!"
[18:49:58] * Cerise walks up to one of the Chinchou.
[18:51:00] <Cerise> "Hey uhm, do you think you could help me out? I need some light to see what's back there for just a little bit."
[18:52:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It gives a squeak at being addressed, but sees you don't seem to be trying to eat it, so nods and starts alternating its lights between its two antenna slowly, walking up to follow up
[18:53:38] * Cerise just picks it up, holding it to her chest, and walks back to where she was before.
[18:55:55] * Cerise LET THERE BE LIGHT.
[18:55:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Now that you have the Chinchou in hand, the initial cave is lit up!  You can now see that Heath is there, a bit roughed up and bruised but still breathing, as well as Mackenzie Frazier and the labcoatgirl, Lesieli.
[18:56:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Also, roll me a Perception
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[18:57:50] <Cerise> 3d6
[18:57:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Cerise, 3d6: 9 [3d6=2,3,4]
[18:58:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You also find Naamaka past everyone else, who also seems to be out cold!
[18:58:56] <Rommel> !dm9001 lastlines 20
[18:58:58] <Rommel> (I sthat right?  I don't think so)
[18:59:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> (Gotta' put a # in front of the 20)
[18:59:20] <Rommel> !dm9001 lastlines #20
[18:59:29] <Rommel> (Hey, closer than I thought I was
[19:00:04] <Rommel> !dm9001 lastlines #20
[19:00:31] * Cerise tries to wake everyone up!
[19:01:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Naamaka isn't responding, Heath sort of responds, slooowly getting up...
[19:02:31] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As for Lesieli and Mackenzie, that's up to their players~
[19:03:25] * Vandaeron is now known as Mackenzie
[19:05:10] * Rommel is now known as Lesieli
[19:07:35] * Cerise puts down the Chinchou and shakes them harder.
[19:07:43] * Mackenzie is lying face up, probably asleep, with a pained expression on his face and a hand clenched over his heart.
[19:08:17] <Cerise> No he isn't because no part of that emphasizes how much he is being SHAKE
[19:09:04] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Heath is sitting up by now, a hand on his face, rubbing some of the dripping water fromt he ceiling onto his face to wake him up a bit more.
[19:09:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The Chinchou is watching.  +_+
[19:10:28] * Mackenzie is shaken by a something. "No... Don't kill me... Med..." Being violently shaken doesn't seem to be bringing him to very efficiently.
[19:11:22] <Lesieli> "aaaAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA" She bobbles back and forth  "Don't suppose you could do that a bit harde?  My brain's doesn't seem to be mushy enough yet"
[19:13:55] * Cerise shakes Les HARDER THEN
[19:14:04] * Cerise is clearly sitting between them, shaking each of them violently with one hand
[19:16:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> +_+
[19:16:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Chinchou isn't sure if this is what it signed up for.
[19:18:07] * Lesieli @_@ 's  "Alright, that's good, you can stop now if you want"
[19:18:25] * Lesieli And she immediately flops back down from dizzyness
[19:18:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli and Mack, if they have their Cell phones or Ramiels or whatever, get a text notification.
[19:19:08] * Mackenzie 's phone is still presumed dead, probably on the ship, though there's a good chance it's working by now.
[19:19:54] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Meanwhile Lesieli is almost definitely having a crystalline floating thing jump out of her pocket and screech at her, and light up blue
[19:20:12] * Mackenzie puts a hand on Cerise's shoulder. "Alright, I get it... I'm up..."
[19:20:51] * Cerise shakes Hardes- oh
[19:21:02] <Cerise> "Welcome back to the land of the living!"
[19:21:13] <Mackenzie> "Are you sure?"
[19:21:27] <Cerise> "Only like 80%."
[19:21:57] * Lesieli sees at least three of them floating around her head.  "A-are they coming to take us away?  Not sure I wanna go yet"
[19:22:48] <Cerise> "Heath, how are you doing?"
[19:22:57] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Thumbs up.
[19:24:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A message pops up on the crystalline minicomputer of Lesieli's.  It's from Melanie
[19:24:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> !
[19:25:48] <Kraken> The message reads 'Found the traitor witch. Don't have a fuck where we are but it's somewhere in the caves.'
[19:27:34] <Cerise> "Right, well, someone take care of the Goddess!"
[19:27:40] <Cerise> "I'll uh, be right back."
[19:28:01] * Cerise picks up the Chinchou and walks back to where she found it. "Thanks for helping me out, by the way~"
[19:28:38] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Chou~!"  It doesn't seem to mind!
[19:29:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As for the Goddess...Mack and Lesieli, give me perception checks
[19:29:11] * Cerise sets it down right where she found him, then turns towards the Paras, Parasects, and Lileeps.
[19:29:18] * Cerise clears her throat.
[19:29:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lileeps gonna' lie.
[19:29:41] <Mackenzie> 1d6+1 :(
[19:29:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, :(: 7 [1d6=6]
[19:29:43] <Lesieli> 3d6+6
[19:29:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, 3d6+6: 12 [3d6=1,4,1]
[19:29:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A few of the Paras and Parasects pop open their eyes, but most of them remain asleep
[19:30:15] <Cerise> "Hello everyone! Uhm, sorry to bother you, but, I have an offer!"
[19:30:16] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Sure is the goddess.
[19:30:43] <Lesieli> "Traitor witch?  Didn't know we had either of those two things about . . . ughh, what has been happening about anyways?"
[19:31:09] * Lesieli rubs her aching forehead while speaking
[19:31:11] <Cerise> "My name is Cerise, and I'm a Pokemon Trainer that specializes in raising Grass-Type Pokemon!  I'm looking for more partners, so, if any of you would like to travel with me, I've got a Luxury Ball with your name on it!"
[19:31:23] <Mackenzie> "I don't know...  What was that message, anyway?"
[19:31:36] * Mackenzie is still sitting up where he was found, looking down at his feet.
[19:32:23] <Cerise> "Uhm, you don't HAVE to fight if you come with me, you can just travel and be my friend! But if you wanna fight, well, I train some pretty strong Pokemon .... so if you wanna get stronger and hold your own, that's another reason you might wanna come with me, coz I can teach you to be the very best~"
[19:32:50] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me a Charm check, Cerise~
[19:32:55] <Cerise> 6d6+5
[19:32:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Cerise, 6d6+5: 28 [6d6=1,3,5,6,4,4]
[19:33:28] <Lesieli> "Twas boingboing, said she found the 'traitor witch' but has no idea where they are.  Aside from caves."
[19:33:51] <Lesieli> "Sooo, same as us, minus this 'traitor witch'"
[19:34:13] <Mackenzie> "I hope Melanie is okay..."
[19:34:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A few of the Paras and Parasects approach you.  The Lileep seem to turn your way to face you, but don't seem to care THAT much.
[19:38:32] <Cerise> "Oh also, I mean, free food! As much as you want! And adventure! I mean, look at me, I'm in some weird under water cave! Clearly I get around! And I stop criminals for a living! That's exciting right? So join up, be part of something greater!"
[19:40:41] * Mackenzie sends out a Veronica and hugs it.
[19:41:27] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The Paras and Parasects all raise a claw for you, like a bunch of kids wanting to be picked by the teacher.  A few Lileeps int he background, lacking arms, crane themselves over the Paras and Parasects trying to obscure your view of them
[19:43:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Veronica gives out a little YELP at being grabbed so suddenly but settles down quickly.
[19:44:11] <Cerise> "Oh gosh I don't usually have so many takers!"
[19:45:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The Chinchou from earlier is pouting and blowing bubbles in the little pond, a bit jealous of those stupid grass types.
[19:45:23] <Cerise> "Uhm, well, only fair way to do this is..."
[19:45:37] <Cerise> "Aw, Chinchou, you can come if you want too!"
[19:46:02] <Cerise> "Okay, Chinchou gets a spot because he helped me earlier, and for the other three balls..."
[19:46:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It jumps up with a "Chou~!" at you, hopping right into the ball~
[19:47:12] * Cerise covers her eyes and then throws the three remaining balls blindly into the air above the crowd of grass pokemon, AND LETS THEM FALL WHERE THEY MAY
[19:47:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It all converges oooooon~
[19:48:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 3#1d4 (Lileep on 1, Parasect on 4, Paras on 2/3 since they're most common)
[19:48:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, (Lileep on 1, Parasect on 4, Paras on 2/3 since they're most common): 3 [1d4=3], 3 [1d4=3], 4 [1d4=4]
[19:48:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> I'll give you 1 reroll on that if you like~
[19:49:51] <Cerise> I'll reroll one of those 3s <:3c
[19:50:08] <Cerise> 1d4 go
[19:50:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Cerise, go: 4 [1d4=4]
[19:50:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Paras
[19:50:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Parasect
[19:50:21] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Parasect
[19:50:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The dice have spoke
[19:50:47] <~Aori_Radidjiu> n
[19:51:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The Paras and first Parasect go into your party, while the last one goes in your box
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[19:54:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The Lileeps droop a little, but seem to understand it WASN'T THEIR TIME or whatever.  The rest of the Paras and Parasects wave
[19:59:02] <Mackenzie> "I'm sorry Veronica.  But everything's gone wrong.  Med attacked us, with a bunch of crazy people.  Apparently Med's mother among them, had turned her against us."
[19:59:41] <Mackenzie> "They made all of the mermaids go crazy and kill each other."
[19:59:54] * Cerise inwardly sobs she didn't nab a Lileep but IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE.
[20:02:24] <Mackenzie> "That guy...  said something about the mermaids.  What was it...?"
[20:10:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Mackenzie.  PERCEPTION CHECK
[20:11:17] <Mackenzie> 1d6+2
[20:11:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 1d6+2: 6 [1d6=4]
[20:13:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Something smells fishy.  Well, not really fishy so much as bloody.
[20:13:48] <~Aori_Radidjiu> As for remembering that stuff, I'll give it to you
[20:15:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Veronica seems to notice it as well, and is sniffing and wrinkling her nose.
[20:17:48] <Mackenzie> "You notice it too?  They made all the mermaids attack each other...  Brutally murder and eat each other.  But the scientist I got information out of, he said there should be one left after it all...  We have to get her out of here."
[20:21:32] * Cerise gets back to the others, now with a full party of Pokemon.
[20:21:44] * Lesieli scowls "Then we can go brutally murder them right?"
[20:22:32] <Mackenzie> "The mermaid?  No.  She might be the actual last one.  She has to be rescued."
[20:22:43] <Cerise> "I don't know who you're talking about, but we're not brutally murdering anyone!"
[20:24:12] <Lesieli> "The 'scientists' duh, they were brutally murdering first.  'ts only fair"
[20:24:56] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Heath, meanwhile, has sent out a Girafarig, which is carrying the Goddess on its back.
[20:25:08] <Mackenzie> "We aren't equipped to handle them...  But if we happen upon the guy I was talking to earlier, I want him captured."
[20:26:45] <Cerise> "Capturing, yes, that's okay. We'll bring them to JUSTICE! So the STATE can brutally murder them if they are found guilty of such crimes."
[20:29:39] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Heath fiddles with his phone, now.
[20:30:02] * Lesieli frumps "What they've done is well beyond 'the state,' Kaane help me if I so much as see one again . . . "
[20:30:08] <Mackenzie> "...Not until after I question him personally and learn everything i can about these fucks."
[20:30:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Should we call for backup?"  Heath looks up from his phone, after typing something up.
[20:30:51] <Mackenzie> "I think I realize what PIRATES was really looking for, now..."
[20:32:04] <Mackenzie> "No backup.  We gotta keep our trace down if we want to get in and find that mermaid."
[20:32:30] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He starts pressing the backspace button on his phone, and nods as he does so.
[20:34:13] <Mackenzie> "For the first time I really get it.  This was never about pirates.  Remember that video they showed everyone, about the shadow pokemon thrashing that other guy's pokemon?  That's what they wanted, a source for the shadow pokemon.  Naturally they're just using hired pirates to do their dirty work.  Like the gangs of them we've already nabbed."
[20:35:54] <Mackenzie> "There was always a shadow pokemon nearby...  That Haunter Melanie got...  The one Med got...  Outside the ice cave..."
[20:38:07] <Mackenzie> "And then that Tauros earlier...  There's no coincidence about it."
[20:39:10] <Cerise> "So it's all some sort of huge criminal conspiracy?"
[20:40:03] <Mackenzie> "Maybe bigger than criminal.  Lesieli is aware of the scope of it..."
[20:42:47] <Cerise> "I see!"
[20:42:52] <Cerise> "Well, no I don't, but..."
[20:42:59] <Cerise> "I'll help you stop it!"
[20:43:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "Something...something had always bothered me about this region..."  Heath nods.
[20:43:52] <Lesieli> "They're messin' with Wakino herself.  Not the 'state' or something small like that, but . . . everything.  Wakino."
[20:44:03] <Lesieli> "And they ain't gonna get away with it"
[20:45:52] <Mackenzie> "..."  After thinking a moment, Mack offers Les an uncharacteristic fistbump.  "Let's get this done."
[20:47:24] <Cerise> "Well, where to then? We're still uh... somewhere in a watery cave."
[20:48:01] * Lesieli hmphs in agreement "Lets"
[20:49:17] <Mackenzie> "Veronica.  Help lead us to where the mermaids were fighting.  You know the smell."
[20:50:09] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Heath taps his phone's screen a few times and a hologram view of the GPS map he's got pops up.  "We're here."  He points to a red dot.  "Used to be here."  Points to a spot a bit higher than the group, about 15 feet up and a half a mile horizontally away
[20:50:41] <Cerise> "Oh we got flushed down quite a ways."
[20:51:31] <Mackenzie> "We best get started, then.  Shouldn't take more than 10 minutes."
[20:52:37] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Heath puts a finger to his forehead, thinking a bit.  "That pond.  We're going to have to swim up through it."  He nods.
[20:57:19] <Mackenzie> "I'm getting going.  Lemme know if you're not ready for a hike and I'll see what I can do."
[20:58:01] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Heath motions to his Girafarig to follow, and he begins following Mack.
[20:59:37] * Lesieli treks
[21:01:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Heath puts his headphones on and turns his music player to shuffle as he goes along.
[21:03:40] * Cerise follows along, carrying her new and still unnamed Chinchou!
[21:04:08] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Heath is mysteriously able to pick the correct path to move forward at any junction!  Fucking Clairvoyants, man.  Along the way, you run into...
[21:04:10] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 1d100
[21:04:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d100: 78 [1d100=78]
[21:06:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A Seel, a Litwick, and a Crustle~
[21:07:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> The Seel is balancing the Litwick on its nose.  The Litwick is terrified.  The Crustle is watching on in amusement
[21:08:30] * Cerise non-grass types. How cute.
[21:10:06] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Moving a little, you find~
[21:10:14] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 3#1d100
[21:10:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 3#1d100: 10 [1d100=10], 92 [1d100=92], 59 [1d100=59]
[21:11:27] * Lesieli would normally love the opportunity to watch and study the pokemon, but for now she moves steadily forward in her fuming fury
[21:11:41] <~Aori_Radidjiu> A Duosion, a Buneary, and a Whismur!
[21:15:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And that's all before you finally find the end of the path, where there's a red pool of water and some red garbage all over the place.  Lightly glowing moss grows all over the walls.
[21:18:09] * Cerise petses the pretty moss
[21:18:51] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Perceptions~
[21:18:56] <Cerise> 3d6
[21:18:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Cerise, 3d6: 5 [3d6=1,2,2]
[21:19:02] <Mackenzie> 1d6+1
[21:19:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 1d6+1: 2 [1d6=1]
[21:19:11] * Cerise is too busy feeling the moss with her cheeks.
[21:19:23] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It's so soft and nice~
[21:19:30] * Cerise rub rub
[21:19:32] * Cerise rub rub
[21:19:55] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Heath is almost distracted by the girl rubbing herself all over the wall...
[21:20:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 6d6+3
[21:20:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 6d6+3: 26 [6d6=3,2,2,5,6,5]
[21:21:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> But first notices something in the pile of red junk and body parts and blooooood.  He kneels down and pulls at an arm, pulling out an unconscious woman in her late twenties.
[21:21:51] <Lesieli> 3d6+6 whoops
[21:21:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, whoops: 19 [3d6=5,2,6]
[21:23:02] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli notices it as well!
[21:24:58] * Mackenzie is too busy being disturbed by all the parts and grossness.
[21:25:44] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Heath puts a hand to the woman's neck, then nods.  "Pulse."
[21:28:14] <Cerise> "Oh gosh."
[21:28:32] * Cerise looks to see if this is a poor innocent mermaid or a non-innocent scientist!
[21:29:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> They're not wearing a labcoat or any kind of ID, in fact, their clothes (or what remains of them) are pretty normal
[21:30:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> There's a good number of claw marks all over her, and...and she's missing a foot.
[21:33:40] <~Aori_Radidjiu> rolllll me Knowledge: Medical
[21:34:50] <Mackenzie> 2d6+1
[21:34:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 2d6+1: 9 [2d6=2,6]
[21:35:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+3 Heath
[21:35:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Heath: 10 [2d6=1,6]
[21:39:22] <Lesieli> 2d6+6 Med stuff.  Not the demon one.
[21:39:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Med stuff.  Not the demon one.: 15 [2d6=4,5]
[21:41:13] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli!  You JUST rolled high enough ot make it!  It seems that this girl has 1) got her foot chopped off, which should've killed her by now, 2) isn't bleeding as badly as she should be, 3) the wound shows some basic signs of healing, and 4) she still has a decent pulse despite all of this.
[21:41:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> She REALLY needs medical attention, as soon as you can bring it.
[21:42:02] * Lesieli inspects, not nearly as nauseated as she should be  "Hmmm, based on the blood loss, or lack thereof, I don't think this one's human"
[21:43:27] <Cerise> "Oh! A mermaid then!"
[21:44:02] <Mackenzie> "You're a god, right?  Can't you magically heal her?"
[21:45:01] <Lesieli> "Hnn?  I am- oh yeah, of course, that's right.  Of course I am."
[21:45:07] <Lesieli> "No clue."
[21:48:04] <Mackenzie> "I uh.  I have some water, it's technically for drinking, but you could probably use that to help clean up her wounds or something.  And wash the blood of her dead allies off, too..."
[21:53:26] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
[21:53:29] <Lesieli> "Oh, you want ME to do it?  Not like I've got any idea what I'm doing . . ."
[21:53:44] <Lesieli> 2d6+6 Clean and bandage wound and hopefully not make things worse
[21:53:44] <Jessie> Lesieli, Clean and bandage wound and hopefully not make things worse: 17 [2d6=6,5]
[21:53:45] * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
[21:54:05] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You do your damnedest bandaging job
[21:54:20] <~Aori_Radidjiu> And feel pretty good about the results
[21:54:29] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Although there's a nagging feeling, roll intuition for me
[21:56:02] <Lesieli> 2d6+1 Intuit
[21:56:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Intuit: 6 [2d6=2,3]
[21:56:06] <Mackenzie> 1d6+2 That's a bad thing for me to do
[21:56:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, That's a bad thing for me to do: 5 [1d6=3]
[21:56:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Eh, it's probably nothing.
[21:59:03] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, going to dive down and up?
[21:59:47] <Mackenzie> "We need to hurry out before more terrible things happen.  I'll carry her from here."
[21:59:54] <Cerise> "Help me swim up this lake, okay buddy?"
[22:00:01] * Cerise looks at the Chinchou she's holding.
[22:00:08] <Lesieli> If that's where we're heading, yeah.  Let's get going
[22:01:42] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Chinchou nodnods!  Heath taps Lesieli on the shoulder first.  "Um.  Jamming.  Message to others?"
[22:02:29] <Lesieli> "Huh? Message?  Others?  What?"
[22:02:59] <~Aori_Radidjiu> "The uh.  Other two girls."
[22:03:10] <Mackenzie> "Melanie.  Uh, tell her we found a mermaid survivor, and we're taking her to the ship."
[22:09:06] <Lesieli> "Sure, go ahead?"
[22:11:32] <Mackenzie> "I don't...  have my phone.  It hasn't been working."
[22:12:26] <Lesieli> "Oh, ohhh, ok, that's what ya want.  Speak up next time man"
[22:12:57] * Lesieli Rammys a message off I suppose.  Location, Mermaid(?) survivor, all that stuff
[22:13:40] <Mackenzie> "Now we just need to hope the pile of scientists aren't still up there."
[22:16:24] <~Aori_Radidjiu> After making sure your message is delivered, Heath switches his Girafarig for a Golduck, and has it help him take Naamaka and the Mermaid up top, and everyone else presumably follows through the water after him, popping up in the little village area from last session!
[22:20:22] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Going out of the water and back up on the surface, there's...roll me perception checks
[22:21:28] <Lesieli> 3d6+6 Spotting
[22:21:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Spotting: 19 [3d6=5,4,4]
[22:21:30] <Mackenzie> 1d6+1 god damn it, can I use veronica's perception or something
[22:21:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, god damn it, can I use veronica's perception or something: 2 [1d6=1]
[22:22:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You sure can!  She can swim, after all!  It's not like she has any exposed flames or anything making it physically painful
[22:24:22] <Mackenzie> 4d6+2
[22:24:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 4d6+2: 14 [4d6=2,3,2,5]
[22:25:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli and Veronica notice it.  A soft sobbing in the distance,  male in voice.
[22:26:12] <Cerise> 3d6 do I hear it too!?
[22:26:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Cerise, do I hear it too!?: 13 [3d6=6,6,1]
[22:26:20] <Cerise> no v_v
[22:27:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Actually yes!
[22:27:33] <Cerise> o-oh~
[22:27:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> DC was 10
[22:27:45] <Cerise> "Huh? What's that? Is someone crying?"
[22:27:58] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Investigate?
[22:28:21] <Mackenzie> "From where?"
[22:29:17] <Cerise> "This way!"
[22:29:26] <~Aori_Radidjiu> It seems to be from the porch of one of the houses int he little village
[22:30:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Are you guys hurrying over there or trying not to be seen?
[22:30:57] <Lesieli> Someone seems in distress, so I assume the former?
[22:31:35] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Hurrying over, you see it's...
[22:33:28] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Bunsen, from before, his fist slammed onto the front wall of a house.  "All of it, right when I was almost done...!"
[22:34:26] <Lesieli> "YOU"
[22:34:43] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He turns around and looks, then points and does almost the same thing.  "YOU!"
[22:35:01] <Mackenzie> "Us."
[22:35:03] * Lesieli throws herself at him, and not in the good way
[22:35:12] <Lesieli> Like, tackle-pin
[22:35:41] <Lesieli> (Though I highly doubt this will end well for me)
[22:35:46] <Mackenzie> "Lesieli, please.  We said we were going to capture them, remember?"
[22:35:46] <~Aori_Radidjiu> Roll me a grapple~
[22:36:51] <Lesieli> 1d20 Struggle with a -3 penalty, oh boy
[22:36:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Struggle with a -3 penalty, oh boy: 20 [1d20=20]
[22:36:59] <Lesieli> RAARRR
[22:37:00] <~Aori_Radidjiu> holy dicks
[22:37:15] <~Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6-1 Opposed Combat!
[22:37:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Opposed Combat!: 1 [2d6=1,1]
[22:37:25] <Lesieli> So perfect~
[22:37:34] <~Aori_Radidjiu> r-roll yours, too
[22:38:06] <Lesieli> 1d6-2 Oh right
[22:38:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Oh right: 0 [1d6=2]
[22:41:17] <~Aori_Radidjiu> You jump onto him, latching on, and then he pushes you off, and then you try to grab him and he tries to push you off but you both end up slapping at each others hands in the most pitiful slapfight known to man and EVENTUALLY he grabs on to your face and you grab on to his face and you puuuuuush
[22:41:19] <~Aori_Radidjiu> and he pushes you off
[22:41:51] <Lesieli> FURY SLAPFIGHT
[22:42:01] * Cerise holds up her Chinchou.
[22:42:04] <Cerise> "Thunderwave!"
[22:43:33] <~Aori_Radidjiu> He grabs two pokeballs, tossing them right before PARALYZATION, grunting.  "I won't...I won't let you all get away with this!"  His eyes wander, locking on to the comatose Naamaka and mermaid.  "You have th elast possible subjects..."
[22:44:12] <~Aori_Radidjiu> cliffhanger end
[22:44:18] <~Aori_Radidjiu> </session>