[moofing intensifies]

No.57313101 MOOFings Intensify
>tfw slumming it with angry, redhead Scottish girl that I picked up drunk on my way home to my apartment
>ANGRY SEX
>ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY SEX
>she slaps me around
>I call her A
>tfw I CAME
>tfw seeing her out the door the next morning
>tfw open the door and Anna is standing there, mid-knock
>tfw sister sees me post sex with freaky ginger girl and the smell of cunt is fucking STEAMING out of my room
>tfw the dyke smiles "Ye that A garl? Oi, anonette, fancy a threesome? I'm still feelin' randeh."
>dying
>dying
>dying
>dying


No.57313522
>Confused about sexuality whole life
>Go to college
>Cute redhead girl in one of my classes
>She's always joking with people, surrounded by friends, 2cool4me
>One day she sits by me
>Notices I'm reading Ivanhoe
>Is super knowledgeable about it but also just bitching about the English
>Start talking about romantic era books
>Holy shit there's a connection here
>Class starts but we pass notes the whole time
>When class ends she asks for my number
>Somehow I manage to give it to her

How is something good happening to me, now I just know I'll screw something up soon.

OhgodwhatifIgaveherthewrongnumber


No.57313593
>be friends with 16 yr old redhead
>not the hot kind of rehead: dirty ginger
>keep her as a friend even though she's sort of gross/embarrasing because she is the only friend i've made in years
>we play video games every week
>she likes /b/ and 9gag
>tfw 21 and hanging out with a 16 year old
>one night she asks me if i want to watch bound
>what the fuck we've never watched a movie together before
>she pulls out a fucking blatantly lesbian film
>the packaging is all crusty and filmy looking like its been watched a billion times
>can't even get my mind together before she pops it in the ps3
>what the fuck
>can't say no, sit as far away as possible which isn't very possible due to my twin bed
>movie starts. it's terrible and a fucking camrip with low audio quality
>why.jpeg
>feel her hand on my thigh out of fucking nowhere
>"ah know ye have a thing fur redheads"
>ask her what shes talking about
>'i saw tha pics on yar computer. you dint have tae say anything, yah dirrrty lesbian"
>she means my huge redhead lesbian folder of girls who look like my sister
>fuckinghelp.jpeg
>excuse myself to the bathroom
>realise it just looks like i went to freshen up
>realise i might have to fuck this soulless ginger girl tonight while she screams EET MAH MOOF over and over
>realise its what i deserve for having these deranged thoughts about my sister


No.57314197
OH GOD I FUCKED UP BIG TIME ROBOTS

>be me
>walking home from class
>here cat calls from behind me
>must be one of those sluts wearing skinny jeans
>two Chad McThundercocks come up to me
>ohshit.png
>they invite me to this party
>y-you too....
>get home
>tell sister A about it
>she gets excited
>'Oh, Anonette you should go! It'll be a great way to meet new people.'
>love her when she gets like this
>reluctantly go
>this party sucks
>it's too warm
>the musics too loud....
>do nothing but drink all night
>getting ready to head home when someone says
>'OI CUTIE WER YE GOIN?'
>turn around and see this red head qt3.14
>pretty sure it's the alcohol but she looks just like my sister A
>she starts talking to me
>i nod my head in response because the alcohol is starting to get to me
>she looks more and more like A
>she starts stroking my hair
>fuckingshit.tif
>she takes me to a room
>starts kissing me
>kiss gets passionate
>i moan 'Oh A~!' silently
>she goes down on me
>starts licking me....there
>moan A's name even louder until I cum
>realize what i just did and who i was thinking about
>imsofuckedup.avi
>lay in the afterglow reflecting on what just happened
>before i know it she grabs my head down to her crotch saying 'ALRIGHTY LASS I'S TIME FOR YOU TO EET MAH MOOF'
>next thing i know im tonguing red hairy 'moof'
>she keeps repeating 'EET MAH MOOFEET MAH MOOFEET MAH MOOF'
>cant breath
>on the brink of tears
>she's finally finished
>'OH LASS, YOU KNOW HOW TO MOUISTIN A HAGGIS '
>get dressed
>run home as fast as i can
>sister A is at the door to greet me
>'Anonette! How was your party?'
>f-fine....just leave me alone
>get to my room
>trying to hold back the tears
>pick a long red hair out from my teeth
>start crying harder than ive ever cried before

NOT ONLY DID AM I IN LOVE WITH MY SISTER BUT IVE WASTED MY FIRST ON SOME CURLY HAIRED HAGGIS SMELLING DYKE!!!


No.57314255
/r9kelsa and merida continued

>been in the bathroom for about ten minutes
>decide to come out and tell her i'm not interested as firmly as possible because she's had trouble taking a hint before blaming it on her assburgers
>open door
>she's completely naked
>cannot even think
>"me wee minx acting all coy"
>what the fuck does that even mean?!
>look at her body, realise it is actually kind of hot
>tight in all the right places and aside from the overwhelming excess of freckles and the face, i'm starting to get wet
>maybe i can have sex with her?
>decide i can close my eyes and let her eat me out, thinking its A. might be able to get through this night alive.
>tell her i'll do it
>no such luck
>shoves me down into her pubes
>fucking MILLIONS of them oh god
>red as the earth
>'meh bint buscuit is getting randy elsa"
>Mind is blank in a sea of terror
>she pushes my face down into the abyss and rubs it around
>i'm eating pussy and having sex for the first time and its with an insane ginger girl
>not my sister
>what i fucking deserve for this silent hell that i live on earth
>feel something in teeth
>slowly wrap my self in a coccoon of horror
>pull mouth away
>a pube cluster
>run into the bathroom again and don't come out
>she swears at me for 15 minutes straight before leaving
>lost my only friend that day and still have fucking nightmares about it every day


No.57314438
>>57313522

>Days pass
>Haven't heard from redhead (M) at all
>Depression sets in from me missing my one chance for a friend
>Class has been cancelled the past few times so I can't even see her there
>Just lie in bed all the time
>Sister tries to cheer me up and take me out shopping
>She's on her phone a lot more than usual and laughing at it A LOT
>After a few hours of this I get the courage to ask what's up, assuming it's just some asshole she's texting
>She says some random girl texted her and now they're talking a lot
>Slowly realize what happened
>See me and my sister have almost the same phone number
>Ask about who she's texting
>It's M
>Oh god oh god confrontation oh god what do I do
>Oh...um..sis, that's um a friend I met in class and meant to give MY number too
>Sister gets super red and sorry and apologizes profusely and says she immediately texts Merida my number and then puts Merida's number in my phone and makes me text her
>Sister explains her name never came up because she assumed it was someone she gave her # to and forgot
>Great now I'm freaking out from first text anxiety
>Phone beeps "Oy ya icy bitch, why'd ye go do a cunt thing like give me a fake number :P"
>Oh no she hates me
>Sister calms me down and says it's a joke, text her back, make a joke, and offer to take her to lunch or something as a sorry for the fuckup.
>Now we're going to get lunch and book shopping tomorrow thanks to my sister's help texting
>tfw you have such a great beautiful helpful amazing sister, what would I do without her.