The Raid on Skydock

[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, so there we were"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "surrounded by sky raiders"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Ezekial was the point man"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I was muscle"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "and Infinite was the meat shield"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Turns out we should have gotten a better meat shield"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "He got plugged in the head"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "DEAD"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "three rooms in"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Through a hilarious ammound of miscommunication"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "we all thought that someone else had a defib"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "OH WELL"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "Anyway, the mission had to go on, right?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So we left his corpse rotting next to two sky commisars"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Incidentally, commisar is like the coolest title ever"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "well it's up there anyway"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So we pressed on"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Ezekial being an impatient and show-offy bastard"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "proceded to jump up these massive fucking ladders"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "leaving me to climb them and hope a sky raider didn't see me and take a pot shot"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "Who says chivalry is dead, amirite?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, so we bust in and find this guy"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "who got kidnapped, he's been on the news"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Long story short, hilarious oversights caused explosives to blow up the room"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "fission mailed and all that"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Mission completed, we began our totally daring escape"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "by climbing more fucking ladders"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Ezekial's impatient showoffitude was his undoing"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "He landed in front of som raiders"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "BANG BANG WHOOPS"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Only Uriel's left now"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Holy fucking shit"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So I start trying to drag his mutant ass to the plane"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Some raider sees me, pulls a flughammer"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Long story short, I don't have a thing for facial piercings"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "So I booked it, bleeding from the wreck that was my left ear, right?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "This is normally the part where I call in my buddy Bonepanther to save the day"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "but fucking Lebowski was busy jamming his cock into it's face"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "not that there's anything wrong with that, the animal fucking psychopath"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So I'm bleeding out"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Then Ultraclot kicked in"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "This is before UC entered witness protection and had to change its name, you see"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, Ezekial rebirthed himself and told me he had expensive gear and implants"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "and I should rescue them like the big damn hero that I am"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "(and I so totally am, you should write that bit down)"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, after much groaning and complainging about retarded leaping whipping freaks I wound up having to go back"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Totally had to metal gear that shit, I knew I couldn't hold up to raiders alone"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I made it back to the corpse, which the raiders had neglected to move"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "I guess they liked it as decor?"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "Trophy?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I dunno, anyway he was there"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So I chopped out his fancy pants implants and grabbed his gear"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I made it back to the plane, leaving screaming raiders shooting after me and missing, thank the gods"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I leap into the cessna and begin takeoff preperations"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Meanwhile a commissar is rallying his men"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "They're planning on breaking in to get to me and the phat loot"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I take off and one of the bastards managed to grab onto the door handle"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "The cessna took to the sky, I was too busy flying to notice"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Fucking door opens and this bastard plops down in the seat next to me"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "he's pointing his damn gun at my head and is all, "Best go back, dearie""
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Now I've seen these movies, I know he's gonna kill me once I land it"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "Fuck that shit, amirite?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, luckily the cessna was tricked out"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Sadly not with armor"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "but anyway"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I hit a button and the fucking radio starts blaring really loud"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Not the best defense, sure, but it's something"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "About this time the skydock realized something's up and starts aiming at the plane"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Well, helicopter"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "but you get the idea"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So it fires"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Mr. Raider isn't paying attention, he doesn't see it and he can't hear"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "He shoots the fucking radio then turns his flugg back to me"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "He thinks I'm leaning back in fear, right?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Nope"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Fucking cannonball blows through the damn door and takes him out"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Blows the fucker in half"
[chatnet] Grid_Hex claps.
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Shoots through, just over my lap"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Now we're moving fast in the sky"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Wind's rushing through"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "doors are missing"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Long story short, Mr. Raider gets sucked out of the plane and falls some way to the ground below"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Sadly he took his gun with him, I've always liked flugs"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "They have a bitching awesome logo on 'em, yanno?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "It's like a winged hammer"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Totally coooool"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "But I digress"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, cannons are firing, their aim's good"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Few more shells blow through"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "but nothing too vital was hit"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Just a fuel tank"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So I'm leaking fuel"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "flying what's basically swiss metal helicopter"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "like, full of holes"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Luckily the gear was still in the hold"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, by this point I'd made it out of the flak storm"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "The raiders are pissed as hell, but what are they gonna do, right?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So all I have to do is make it home free"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "But the gods were against me that day"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "As I was flying over Maas, Freedom City in my sights..."
[chatnet] Uriel says, "...a bolt of lightning shot through the cessna and to the ground below"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "The systems were fried"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I tried to stabalize it, but couldn't"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "It smashed into the ground in northern Maas"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Now I'm covered in blood, I've got a broken leg and arm, probably a few ribs"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I'm lying there, and I notice some flashes of light"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I try to focus and see some exposed wiring"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "It seemed there was still a bit of juice left in the old cessna"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "Fuck me, right?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Gas is leaking everywhere, sparks"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Not good"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I start crawling as fast as I can with broken limbs"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "no time to set them"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "the glass is jagged"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "the stones are rough"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "But there is no choice"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I make it out, gasoline and glass in my wounds"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "moment later, the plane explodes"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "All that loot..."
[chatnet] Uriel says, "anyway, I get thrown a block north"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I'm sitting there staring at the sky, about to die"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "a shadow blocks the sun from my view"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "It was motherfucking Zeke"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "The bastard had been watching me in flight"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "He pulled a trauma kit and quickly bandaged me up, gave me some moonshine"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Saved my life"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "All I managed to save was his HEV suit, a single urumi, and my t-shirt"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Well, a few parts from the plane too"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "But that was because it blew apart more than anything"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, he gave me a pair of pants as mine were shredded beyond repair"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "and helped me back to FC"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Erisa wanted a debriefing, I wanted to sleep, Ezekial wanted a drink, and I think Infinite wanted to bone some random citizens for cash"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And that's the story of the raid on skydock"