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By: amnjo on May 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.00 KB  |  hits: 19  |  expires: Never
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  1. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
  2. Question to discuss:
  3. Would you like me to suck your dick?
  4.  
  5. Stranger 1: I would
  6. Stranger 2: retarded
  7. Stranger 1: Hang on, the desire for orgasm is not retarded, it's natural!
  8. Stranger 1: I protest your intolerablly incorrect view on male sexuality!
  9. Stranger 2: I am male
  10. Stranger 2: so u re wrong
  11. Stranger 1: I still protest your opinion for it is false!
  12. Stranger 2: what is my opinion?
  13. Stranger 1: You Neo-Victorian!
  14. Stranger 1: You champion of outdated virtue-ethics!
  15. Stranger 2: you don't even know my opinion
  16. Stranger 2: what is retarded?
  17. Stranger 1: It is not utilitarian and that is enough for me!
  18. Stranger 2: have you asked me what is retarded?
  19. Stranger 1: Any moral view that is not utlitarianism is incorrect!
  20. Stranger 1: Ultimately your opinion on any retardation suggests a deviation from correct thought.
  21. Stranger 1: It is irrelevant as to what is retarded, for the only true answer is yourself, stranger, only yourself!
  22. Stranger 1: Get thee to a nunnery!
  23. Stranger 2: mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself
  24. Stranger 2: I am open minded
  25. Stranger 1: You also have terrible grammar!
  26. Stranger 1: So speak not, you insolent rabble!
  27. Stranger 1: Your voice fetches no high price in the market place of ideas!
  28. Stranger 2: yeah cause you can not even speak my language
  29. Stranger 1: I speak the Queen's English, not this insolent American bastardization of a language!
  30. Stranger 2: so you should appreciate my effort
  31. Stranger 1: What is your language?
  32. Stranger 2: I am not american either
  33. Stranger 2: you assume a lot of things
  34. Stranger 1: Your English is American.
  35. Stranger 1: That is what I said, I did not make a claim to your nationality.
  36. Stranger 2: My country was colonized by the British
  37. Stranger 1: Which nation?
  38. Stranger 2: Now you see you are wrong about most of your assumptions
  39. Stranger 2: Nigeria
  40. Stranger 1: You still are speaking with an American diction.
  41. Stranger 1: *typing
  42. Stranger 1: As for you being Nigerian, that is most unfortunate.
  43. Stranger 2: yeah because I am now in the US
  44. Stranger 2: why is being Nigerian unfortunate ?
  45. Stranger 1: And that is even more unfortunate!
  46. Stranger 1: Nigeria is in political crisis.
  47. Stranger 2: tell me something I don't know
  48. Stranger 1: To be living there right now would be unfortunate due to the instability.
  49. Stranger 1: You asked a question and I answered it. Do not get flippant!
  50. Stranger 2: and is Europe not in a deep economic shit?
  51. Stranger 1: It is not
  52. Stranger 1: Merely parts of Europe.
  53. Stranger 2: oh I see
  54. Stranger 1: If you aren't in Greece, Ireland, Spain or Italy, you need not fear fiscal crisis.
  55. Stranger 1: As for Europe's economic issues, it isn't in any trouble relative to Nigeria.
  56. Stranger 2: The mere fact that the nation is currently in political crisis does not mean it won't get better ever again
  57. Stranger 1: Of course, but I'm talking about the now.
  58. Stranger 1: I'd imagine soon it will not be unfortunate to be in Nigeria, but as for now, it is.
  59. Stranger 2: come 2015 there will be a new election and the people will elect who they feel can bail them out of the mess
  60. Stranger 1: If history shows us one thing it is that elections do not solve crises.
  61. Stranger 2: but currently all Nigerians in UK now prefer to return to Nigeria despite the political crisis
  62. Stranger 2: I would suggest you stop believing what you see in the media hook line sinker
  63. Stranger 1: You say all Nigerians? That seems unlikely.
  64. Stranger 1: If they wished to return, they would.
  65. Stranger 2: exaggeration*
  66. Stranger 2: I meant to say some*
  67. Stranger 1: Granted, I see very few non-Nigerians immigrating to Nigeria while many Nigerians are emmigrating.
  68. Stranger 2: lol
  69. Stranger 2: but not to Europe
  70. Stranger 1: I'm not in Europe.
  71. Stranger 1: And many are moving to Europe.
  72. Stranger 2: where re u?
  73. Stranger 1: I'm in Canada.
  74. Stranger 2: So what's with the queens English?
  75. Stranger 1: I'm in one of the Queen's Dominion states.
  76. Stranger 2: lol
  77. Stranger 1: Nigga dun be trippin'
  78. Stranger 1 has disconnected
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