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  1. -Where the fucking fuck are you, you fucking degenerate? - screams my retarded ass mom.
  2. -WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT NOW? - I scream at her, the fucking bitch just scared away the bitch I paid on omegle for a striptease.
  3. I can hear her climb up the stairs.
  4. -Explain me what the fuck is this shit, you fucking pinecone! - she screams again. She's holding a letter in her hand.
  5. -Well I can't explain if I don't know what it is, are you mentally challenged?
  6. -Shut the fuck up, you fucking memestar fan. - she fucking triggers me, she knows how much I hate keemstar. She hands me the letter.
  7. I grab that shit, it's from my school.
  8. "Hello Miss CockSucker, We communicate via this dope ass letter to inform your ass that your ghetto son is failing at school. We wanna suspend his sorry ass. This is just a notification letter. Regards, The fucking principal"
  9. I crumble that letter up and throw it out the window.
  10. -What? I don't see anything.
  11. -Oh my fucking days, are you kidding me? You fucking salad ass. You think I'm stupid? OUT OF THE HOUSE.
  12. -What? - I say confused, she never went this far.
  13. -Did I fucking stutter? Get out of my house, you fucking goat fucker.
  14. -Mother? Mom? Mommy? Don't do this. - I say scared, I don't actually wanna leave the house. Life might be a cruel bitch but living on the street will be even harder.
  15. She leaves the room.
  16. -Mom?
  17. She must have calmed down. I sit down and keep chatting on omegle. I get matched with a hot bitch, we chat for a couple minutes, she's about to show me her tits.
  18. BAM! My fucking monitor eats a fucking bullet!
  19. -WHAT THE FUCK? - I scream scared.
  20. -I said get out, you fucking skid. - says my mom behind me holding a gun.
  21. -Oh my fucking god, you're insane bitch.
  22. I leave the house running.
  23. Great now I'm living on the street.. And all thanks to that fucking principal. Well if I'm going to die on the streets I might as well take with me the person who put me here.
  24. I'm gonna allahu akbar his ass. But I need money for a bomb. Shiet.
  25. I get an idea.
  26. I run to home. Mom's sleeping. I sprint to my bedroom and grab my balisong, go to her room and steal her wallet. Fuck you bitch. Damn only 40$, I need some more.
  27. I take off to the streets with my balisong. Some fucken druggo passes by playing poke mongo.
  28. -Oh shit waddup boii? Whatcha doing? - I say to him.
  29. -Just playing that pokemon go. - he says without even looking at me.
  30. -Oh yea? - Look at this.
  31. He looks at me and I grab my balisong, I flip that shit open.
  32. -Wow sick moves bro. - he says and keeps walking.
  33. What the fuck?
  34. -Bro give me your money. - I scream to him.
  35. -Sure, sure no problemo. - he hands me his wallet.
  36. -And the phone bro.
  37. -Nah fo' dat shit. Not the phone.
  38. He comes at me, I stab him in the fucking chest.
  39. Oh yea shit, I forgot. My balisong is a trainer. It does nothing to him. I start running the fuck away.
  40. Uff, that was fucking close.
  41. Now with about 300$ cash I go to a cybercafe and I go to that darkweb since I'm such a leet hacker in the anonymous, lizard squad and poodlecorp. I learn how to make a bomb in 3 seconds. Niceeee all the ingredients cost only 150$. I purchase them and fall asleep in the chair.
  42. Next morning my ingredients arrive at the cybercafe from the darkwebz. I put that bomb together in like 5 seconds. I'm already a pro.
  43. I head over to my school, bomb in my backpack.
  44. I enter the fucking school. Go to the fucking principals office.
  45. -WADDUP BITCH! - I scream to him.
  46. -What you doing here?
  47. -You ready to blow the fuck up?. - I set the timer to 5 seconds, throw him the backpack and run the fuck away.
  48. It blows up so well. I hear the blast.
  49. -Sweetie wake up. - a raspy voice wakes me up.
  50. I start remembering.
  51. It was all a dream. But this? My life? Is a nightmare.
  52. -They're ready for another show. - He says smilling at me. - Try to do it with a little more red this time.
  53. He drags me to a room, nothing inside. Just red walls and a hammer in the middle of it and a camera. He puts me in a corner and takes off my shackles.
  54. -Don't move now, wait just one minute. - He says with a smile on his face.
  55. After a couple minutes he drags another child also with shackles to the room. He puts him on the oposite corner. He takes off his shackles.
  56. He looks at the camera. - WELCOME TO THE SHOW. MAY THE GAMES BEGIN.
  57. He leaves the room.
  58. The other kid gets up and runs towards the hammer..
  59. To be continued..
  60. Or maybe not..
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