DIGGERSBY THO PREACH

Diggersby tho? First of all, this is a rabbit. His EARS are arms, niqqa. His EARS are ARMS. Do you understand? This nigga will beat you ass while folding his real arms and beat you up with his ears. K? This nigga can smoke some weed and beat yo ass with EARS. Diggersby tho? Like, everyteam, Diggersby should be a STAPLE. K, you see this Rotom? Do you know what Diggersby would do to that thing? He'd be all like:

"Yo nigga, i'm so dirty, let me get up in your wash shit and start scrubbin' my ears."

"Ok, ears are harmless."

Then the nigga gets close up in the ears, then the ears turn to arms, and beat the shit out of that washing machine! Put an out of order sign on that bitch and call it a day. People up in this chat be like:

"I've got a 5iv'd honedge ready for trade!"

Nigga if it ain't Diggersby, nobody gives a shit. Nobody is going to trade you unless it's Diggersby. Praise to the great pokemon. You know what i'd do with Diggersby? I'd just huge power ANYTHING and that nigga is GONE. No matter what stats you have. Look, now people be like can some people trade me Diggersby? Look, every single game, the first pokemon you find like sucks dick. We got your Raticates, you know. But bunnelby tho, that nigga turns into a REAL nigga. I swear, that is a real nigga right now. You think im real cute now nigga but just wait until level 26 and ima be up in that ass, nigga. No just wait, gimme some rare candies bitch keep talking your shit. Each rival battle your rival takes your bunnelby down but I swear to god at that 5th battle when like you have that Diggersby tho, your rival is like:

"Oh shit what is that thing with arms its gonna beat my ass."

Diggersby tho, Diggersby tho? This nigga has four arms! Now I know what you all are thinking.

"But what about Machamp, Sky? That nigga aint even brought up in the conversation right now."

Let me tell you why though, Machamp has four arms, that's cool and all, but mortal combat gave us the chief oh thats cool I can have four arms too oh what a big deal. DIGGERSBY HAS EARS THAT ARE ARMS NIGGA. EARS THAT ARE ARMS. You see how he enters the battle? He falls on his ears on purpose. Close up on his face he's like:

"Yeah nigga im about to beat that ass"

That's not dirt thats blood on his hands. The game just didn't want you to see that. This nigga said

"Diggersby aren't that good when you look at them..."

PirateParathen.. that nigga must be shot.. nigga did you not hear my lecture? Do you need a recap? Do you need notes, nigga? There's a test on this later today if you need to take notes. How does this nigga not know about Diggersby? Man before I even knew Diggersby got huge power i knew it would be a real nigga.

Alright, now picture a little bunny rabbit. It's got big ears and them small ass arms, right. As SOON as I saw that nigga's EARS are ARMS, tho. That's when I knew, this nigga is real, this nigga is what world-star pop is made out of. This nigga is what it IS about. Diggersby tho.

A quote from Sky Williams himself.