The Goldshire Bowl

Well I used to think my life was supposed to be, supposed to be
The tale of a guy who got out of here, out of here
Tried to leave the cold, get away from the dark.
Left my home, and went to Lion's Pride Inn
Where I could be another lonely golden god in Elwynn

Hey now, fight the cold
Gonna burn, gonna rise and rock and roll
Hey now, we got leather and oil.
Digging a hole in Goldshire.

Then she came out in the summertime, summertime, ye summertime
Said the people over here really blew her mind, blew her mind.
Lets get crazy like the goat people, have lots of fun, lots of fun
They have a lot of nice futas over there, dancing around in no underwear.

Singing hey now, fight the cold
Gonna burn, gonna ride a cock in desire
Hey now, gonna fuck a pole.
Digging a hole in Goldshire.
Hey now, fight the cold
Gonna burn, gonna ride a cock in desire
Hey now, we got leather and oil.
Digging a hole in Goldshire.

Ain't nothing but a earthquake.
Ain't nothing but a bukkake.

Hey now, fight the cold
Gonna burn, gonna ride a cock in desire
Hey now, we got leather and oil.
Digging a hole in the Oslo Bowl.
Hey now, fight the cold
Gonna burn, gonna ride a cock in desire
Hey now, gonna fuck a pole.
Digging a hole in Goldshire.

Hey now. Hey now.
Hey now. Hey now.
Hey now. Hey now.
Hey now. Hey now.
Hey now. Hey now.

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Original song: the Oslo Bowl
I am surprised by how little I had to change