Amu wants the futa.

[09:43] <S> <Amuro Ray> that moment when you realize a girl has written you into a yaoi fanfic
[09:43] <EwanMacIan> I STILL PLAY IT.
[09:43] <S> <Amuro Ray> so do I?
[09:43] <Sponce> link?
[09:43] <RisenLM> 12 gig update, ehhh.
[09:43] <jeroknite> I think my girlfriend has done that
[09:43] <EwanMacIan> LINK?
[09:43] <S> <Amuro Ray> she won't link it to me till she's done...
[09:44] <jeroknite> Or maybe she was joking
[09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> she says it's a surprise
[09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> and I'm scared...
[09:44] <Sponce> That's not something to joke about
[09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> no, she serious. she doesn't bullshit about that stuff
[09:44] <EwanMacIan> Pretty sure it's a compliment.
[09:44] <jeroknite> You get rape
[09:44] <jeroknite> d
[09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm a shotacon
[09:44] <jeroknite> MY girlfriend may have been joking
[09:44] <jeroknite> :/
[09:44] <Sponce> You're probably going to get raped
[09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> oh... this girl isn't dickin' around
[09:44] <EwanMacIan> It's a compliment if you're pitching.
[09:44] <EwanMacIan> in the story
[09:45] <RisenLM> Still probably imminent rape.
[09:45] <jeroknite> Good save, Evan
[09:45] <S> <Amuro Ray> and if I'm fuckee?
[09:45] <EwanMacIan> Thank you.
[09:45] <EwanMacIan> Then just close your eyes and try to enjoy it.
[09:45] <jeroknite> He can't read with his eyes closed
[09:45] <S> <Amuro Ray> my god, Pinkie Pie breaks the fourth wall way too often.
[09:45] <Sponce> Nothing wrong with dick in your butt, bro
[09:45] <jeroknite> ... Oh!
[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> uh, I dunno sponce.
[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> when you make me into a schoolboy
[09:46] <jeroknite> Is the girl futa?
[09:46] <EwanMacIan> She doesn't REALLY break the 4th wall.
[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes she does?
[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> she interupted the closing fade
[09:46] <EwanMacIan> I mean, not like Shakespeare's characters do.
[09:46] <Sponce> She doesn't address the audience doe
[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> and opened the hole that was closing
[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> well yeah.
[09:46] <EwanMacIan> Yeah, but they do that in loony toons
[09:46] <jeroknite> Is the girl futa?
[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> she opens the fourth wall about as well as someone NOT in a play
[09:46] <jeroknite> I need to know
[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> uh... Jeroknite... I think it's two shotas
[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> no lolis
[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> no futa
[09:47] <jeroknite> The irl human being girl
[09:47] <jeroknite> :I
[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> oh yeah
[09:47] <jeroknite> ffs
[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> she's a real chick
[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> no dick
[09:47] <jeroknite> So no penis?
[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO
[09:47] <jeroknite> Are you sure?
[09:47] <Aniwork> That you know of.
[09:47] <jeroknite> ^
[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> well, I haven't exactly seen her nude
[09:48] <Sponce> There's nothing wrong with chicks with dicks, bro
[09:48] <S> <Amuro Ray> but I assume she's not a boy or she would have told me
[09:48] <jeroknite> She wants to fuck your ass, and th story is to see how you react to that sort of thing
[09:48] <Sponce> Maybe this fic is a sign she wants to see YOU naked
[09:48] <Sponce> She wants the D, bro
[09:48] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm too black to get raped
[09:48] <S> <Amuro Ray> that's my job!
[09:48] <jeroknite> That doesn't make sense
[09:49] <EwanMacIan> THAT WAS RACIST!
[09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> have you ever seen a white person named bubba?
[09:49] <jeroknite> Just let it happen with her
[09:49] <Sponce> As a white man, I'm offended
[09:49] <EwanMacIan> AND YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES!
[09:49] <derram> yes
[09:49] <Aniwork> Yes
[09:49] <jeroknite> bend over like [](/twishake)
[09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> ...yes...?
[09:49] <derram> I've seen a lot of white guys name Bubba
[09:49] <EwanMacIan> IF A BLACK PERSON IS RACIST AROUND WHITE PEOPLE THE WHITE PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO BE RACIST!
[09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't care if you're racist!
[09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> lol
[09:49] <Aniwork> bubba is a pretty common white trash name.
[09:49] <jeroknite> Just
[09:49] <jeroknite> Let her peg you
[09:49] <EwanMacIan> RAY I BET YOU LIKE WATERMELON.
[09:49] <jeroknite> In the butt
[09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes
[09:50] <jeroknite> With her penis
[09:50] <Sponce> That's so hot
[09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not sure she has a penis stupid!
[09:50] <EwanMacIan> BLACK PEOPLE HAVE A HIGHER THAN AVERAGE INCARCERATION RATE BECAUSE OF ALL THE CRIMES THEY COMMIT.
[09:50] <jeroknite> I am sure
[09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes
[09:50] <jeroknite> She totes has a penis
[09:50] <EwanMacIan> You aren't making this any fun.
[09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> Jero, how d'you know!?
[09:51] <jeroknite> BECAUSE OF THE STORY
[09:51] <jeroknite> KEEP UP
[09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> she's been my friend for years... and I think I may have frienzoned her unknowingly....
[09:51] <jeroknite> SHE
[09:51] <jeroknite> WANTS
[09:51] <jeroknite> YOUR
[09:51] <Aniwork> WHITE PEOPLE EARN MORE ON AVERAGE THAN BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY HAVE JOBS.
[09:51] <jeroknite> ANUS
[09:51] <Sponce> But I thought she was your GF?
[09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> which is something I vowed never to do.
[09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO
[09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> I said she was my friend
[09:51] <EwanMacIan> Dude, she wrote you into a slashfic.
[09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> my friend who is a girl
[09:51] <jeroknite> Who is also a girl
[09:51] <EwanMacIan> Is she white?
[09:51] <Sponce> Then she wants you, dude, go for it
[09:51] <EwanMacIan> If she's white you can't date her.
[09:51] <jeroknite> So she's your girl friend
[09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> uh, she's half Japanese
[09:52] <Sponce> That's hot
[09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> and half Korean
[09:52] <EwanMacIan> ONLY WHITE MEN CAN DATE WHITE WOMEN.
[09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes
[09:52] <EwanMacIan> Oh, then feel free.
[09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes
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[09:52] <jeroknite> >Japanese
[09:52] <EwanMacIan> Actually, in my experience black men are far more likely to date white women than the inverse.
[09:52] <Aniwork> Shit you screwed.  Asian fathers barely let they're girls date white guys much less black.
[09:52] <jeroknite> Def has a futa dick
[09:53] <EwanMacIan> ^
[09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> she's an asian chick with a futa dick?
[09:53] <jeroknite> YES
[09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> that sounds like the basis for a song.
[09:53] <jeroknite> HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS
[09:53] <EwanMacIan> Uh YEAH, have you ever heard of hentai?
[09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> yeah, I have.
[09:53] <jeroknite> ~g futa
[09:53] <GabeButt> http://www.irs.gov/Individuals/International-Taxpayers/Federal-Unemployment-Tax -> Federal Unemployment Tax
[09:53] <EwanMacIan> All asian women have dicks.
[09:53] <jeroknite> nope
[09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> I've known her for like, ever. I think she'd tell me if she had a penis
[09:53] <EwanMacIan> haha
[09:53] <Aniwork> what?
[09:53] <jeroknite> ~g futanari
[09:53] <GabeButt> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futanari -> Futanari - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[09:53] <jeroknite> Close enough
[09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> haha F.U.T.A= Federal Unemployment Tax
[09:54] <EwanMacIan> what's the "a" for?
[09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> someone screenshot that lol
[09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> the A in Tax?
[09:54] <Sponce> Act
[09:54] <Sponce> Federal Unemployment Tax Act
[09:54] <EwanMacIan> Oooooh, that's some good bullshit sponce.
[09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FjMQBN2Ls8&feature=endscreen Fast Forward to 1:35 for the best montage ever
[09:54] <GabeButt> YT -> Friendship is Witchcraft - "Dragone Baby Gone" (3) - Views: 350469 - Rating: 4.942979 - Duration: 00:14:14
[09:54] <Sponce> Follow the link
[09:54] <Sponce> And read
[09:54] <jeroknite> Ner
[09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> I know what Futa is
[09:55] <EwanMacIan> JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT BULLSHIT!
[09:55] <jeroknite> We need to get Amu to let this girl penis him
[09:55] <EwanMacIan> Yes.
[09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> WHY!?
[09:55] <jeroknite> BECAUSE
[09:55] <EwanMacIan> Because dude!
[09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't want hot dickings!
[09:55] <EwanMacIan> FUTA ASIAN CHICK?
[09:55] <jeroknite> LIAR
[09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> yt~ Dr. Tran Hot Dickings
[09:55] <EwanMacIan> THINK ABOUT IT!
[09:55] <Aniwork> Becuase there's nothing hotter than getting pegged by a chick with a real dick.
[09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> except doing the secks yourself...
[09:55] <jeroknite> She might have a vagina too
[09:56] <EwanMacIan> fag.
[09:56] <jeroknite> I mean
[09:56] <Aniwork> What pegging yourself?  That's gay.
[09:56] <jeroknite> If that's what you're into
[09:56] <Sponce> Penis and a vagina? That's marriage material right there
[09:56] <S> <Amuro Ray> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCL6_hMZC-E
[09:56] <GabeButt> YT -> Dr. Tran Delivers The Hot Dicking! - Views: 21595 - Rating: 3.8817205 - Duration: 00:01:33
[09:57] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'd rather be raped by Rainbow Dash
[09:57] <S> <Amuro Ray> than get dicked
[09:57] <Sponce> Later chumps, I'm off to being productive
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[09:58] <S> <Amuro Ray> yeah, no. she doesn't have a penis and she will not rape me with it
[09:58] <Aniwork> You asked?
[09:58] <S> <Amuro Ray> well, no...
[09:58] <S> <Amuro Ray> but that seems like such a strange question to ask out of the blue
[09:59] <Aniwork> She writting you into a shotacon fic.  I think that's a pass to asked whatever the fuck you want.
[09:59] <jeroknite> Just slip it into a sentance
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[09:59] <M_derram> Wooo!
[10:00] <S> <Amuro Ray> is 10mb/s a slow download speed?
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[10:00] <Aniwork> Just go "Hey you know what would be awesome? Getting pegged by an asian futanari."
[10:00] <S> <[AiF] RisenLM> megabits or bytes?
[10:00] <jeroknite> "You wanna go get some coffee, and do you have a penis?"
[10:00] <S> <Amuro Ray> Megabits
[10:00] <S> <[AiF] RisenLM> It's not fast.
[10:00] <S> <Amuro Ray> Jero... that won't work!
[10:01] <jeroknite> Her: "Yes and yes"
[10:01] <jeroknite> It doesn't have to be coffee
[10:01] <S> <Amuro Ray> 10 Megabits per second is slow?
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[10:01] <S> <Amuro Ray> everything's downloading so quickly
[10:01] <M_derram> Wooo!
[10:01] <Aniwork> Its ok.
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[10:01] <jeroknite> It could be faster
[10:01] <derram> Wooo!
[10:01] <derram> ha
[10:01] <Aniwork> Hell my phone downloads at 40Mbps
[10:01] <derram> suddenly people!
[10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> I need to speed it up, I guess...
[10:02] <Trips> hey hey it's the last day of 2012
[10:02] <roflgar> turned on the tv to wait for the new episode rerun on the hub
[10:02] <roflgar> DBZ is on
[10:02] <Trips> categorically the worst year I have ever been alive!
[10:02] <jeroknite> Yay!
[10:02] <roflgar> this show is kind of silly
[10:02] <Trips> let's fucking party
[10:02] <Aniwork> DBZ on the HUB?
[10:02] <roflgar> no
[10:02] <roflgar> nick
[10:02] <jeroknite> Help us get Amu fuck in the ass by a futa chick
[10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm going to get asian futa raped on new year's day!
[10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> :( HELP!
[10:02] <jeroknite> fucked*
[10:02] <roflgar> yay!
[10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> HALP
[10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> HALP!
[10:03] <EwanMacIan> "help"?
[10:03] <Trips> A) why is that something you need help with
[10:03] <Aniwork> nick is playing dbz now?  what has the world come to.
[10:03] <jeroknite> Use lube
[10:03] <Trips> B) why is it rape, you should want this
[10:03] <jeroknite> ^^^^
[10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't wanna get raped by asian futa chick
[10:03] <jeroknite> LIAR
[10:03] <Trips> THEN SEND THAT BITCH MY WAY
[10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not gay for Braeburn! Help!
[10:03] <jeroknite> EVERYBODY IS GAY FOR BRAE
[10:03] <Aniwork> What about Apple Barrel?
[10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not Brae for Gayburn
[10:04] <jeroknite> And it's not gay if she does it
[10:04] <jeroknite> [](/twifun)
[10:04] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not even sure she has a dick!
[10:04] <EwanMacIan> She does.
[10:04] <jeroknite> [](/horsecock) [](/twifun)
[10:04] <S> <Amuro Ray> I swear on my desktop ponies I will get the the bottom of this!
[10:04] <S> <Amuro Ray> to*
[10:05] <jeroknite> Ok, here's what you do
[10:05] <Trips> you mean you will get to be the bottom
[10:05] <Trips> of this
[10:05] <Trips> meaning her
[10:05] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO. NOT LIKE THAT TRIPS
[10:05] <jeroknite> You ask her if she has a penis
[10:05] <Trips> WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
[10:05] <Trips> I'D GIVE MY RIGHT NUT TO GET ASIAN FUTA RAPED
[10:05] <jeroknite> ANd if she freaks, say that you mean pen
[10:05] <Trips> STOP SQUANDERING THIS OPPORTUNITY YOU FUCK FACE
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[10:06] <jeroknite> But if she says "yes"
[10:06] <jeroknite> [](/horsecock) [](/twifun)
[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> then Idk how to respond
[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not going to ask her to fuck my butthole
[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO
[10:06] <jeroknite> BEND OVER IS HOW YOU RESPOND
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[10:06] <jeroknite> ALWAYS
[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO!
[10:06] <jeroknite> [](/bendover)
[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't want the D
[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> I like giving the D
[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> not recieving it....
[10:06] <jeroknite> That's the best part of futa
[10:07] <Trips> ^^^^^^^
[10:07] <jeroknite> You get both
[10:07] <EwanMacIan> ray, quit being a faggot and have this girl fuck you in the ass!
[10:07] <Trips> best of both worlds, if you're feeling dominant just have her suck you off or top her
[10:07] <jeroknite> ^
[10:07] <S> <Amuro Ray> It's Amuro!
[10:07] <Trips> if submissive, bend over