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  1. [09:43] <S> <Amuro Ray> that moment when you realize a girl has written you into a yaoi fanfic
  2. [09:43] <EwanMacIan> I STILL PLAY IT.
  3. [09:43] <S> <Amuro Ray> so do I?
  4. [09:43] <Sponce> link?
  5. [09:43] <RisenLM> 12 gig update, ehhh.
  6. [09:43] <jeroknite> I think my girlfriend has done that
  7. [09:43] <EwanMacIan> LINK?
  8. [09:43] <S> <Amuro Ray> she won't link it to me till she's done...
  9. [09:44] <jeroknite> Or maybe she was joking
  10. [09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> she says it's a surprise
  11. [09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> and I'm scared...
  12. [09:44] <Sponce> That's not something to joke about
  13. [09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> no, she serious. she doesn't bullshit about that stuff
  14. [09:44] <EwanMacIan> Pretty sure it's a compliment.
  15. [09:44] <jeroknite> You get rape
  16. [09:44] <jeroknite> d
  17. [09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm a shotacon
  18. [09:44] <jeroknite> MY girlfriend may have been joking
  19. [09:44] <jeroknite> :/
  20. [09:44] <Sponce> You're probably going to get raped
  21. [09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> oh... this girl isn't dickin' around
  22. [09:44] <EwanMacIan> It's a compliment if you're pitching.
  23. [09:44] <EwanMacIan> in the story
  24. [09:45] <RisenLM> Still probably imminent rape.
  25. [09:45] <jeroknite> Good save, Evan
  26. [09:45] <S> <Amuro Ray> and if I'm fuckee?
  27. [09:45] <EwanMacIan> Thank you.
  28. [09:45] <EwanMacIan> Then just close your eyes and try to enjoy it.
  29. [09:45] <jeroknite> He can't read with his eyes closed
  30. [09:45] <S> <Amuro Ray> my god, Pinkie Pie breaks the fourth wall way too often.
  31. [09:45] <Sponce> Nothing wrong with dick in your butt, bro
  32. [09:45] <jeroknite> ... Oh!
  33. [09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> uh, I dunno sponce.
  34. [09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> when you make me into a schoolboy
  35. [09:46] <jeroknite> Is the girl futa?
  36. [09:46] <EwanMacIan> She doesn't REALLY break the 4th wall.
  37. [09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes she does?
  38. [09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> she interupted the closing fade
  39. [09:46] <EwanMacIan> I mean, not like Shakespeare's characters do.
  40. [09:46] <Sponce> She doesn't address the audience doe
  41. [09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> and opened the hole that was closing
  42. [09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> well yeah.
  43. [09:46] <EwanMacIan> Yeah, but they do that in loony toons
  44. [09:46] <jeroknite> Is the girl futa?
  45. [09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> she opens the fourth wall about as well as someone NOT in a play
  46. [09:46] <jeroknite> I need to know
  47. [09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> uh... Jeroknite... I think it's two shotas
  48. [09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> no lolis
  49. [09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> no futa
  50. [09:47] <jeroknite> The irl human being girl
  51. [09:47] <jeroknite> :I
  52. [09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> oh yeah
  53. [09:47] <jeroknite> ffs
  54. [09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> she's a real chick
  55. [09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> no dick
  56. [09:47] <jeroknite> So no penis?
  57. [09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO
  58. [09:47] <jeroknite> Are you sure?
  59. [09:47] <Aniwork> That you know of.
  60. [09:47] <jeroknite> ^
  61. [09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> well, I haven't exactly seen her nude
  62. [09:48] <Sponce> There's nothing wrong with chicks with dicks, bro
  63. [09:48] <S> <Amuro Ray> but I assume she's not a boy or she would have told me
  64. [09:48] <jeroknite> She wants to fuck your ass, and th story is to see how you react to that sort of thing
  65. [09:48] <Sponce> Maybe this fic is a sign she wants to see YOU naked
  66. [09:48] <Sponce> She wants the D, bro
  67. [09:48] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm too black to get raped
  68. [09:48] <S> <Amuro Ray> that's my job!
  69. [09:48] <jeroknite> That doesn't make sense
  70. [09:49] <EwanMacIan> THAT WAS RACIST!
  71. [09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> have you ever seen a white person named bubba?
  72. [09:49] <jeroknite> Just let it happen with her
  73. [09:49] <Sponce> As a white man, I'm offended
  74. [09:49] <EwanMacIan> AND YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES!
  75. [09:49] <derram> yes
  76. [09:49] <Aniwork> Yes
  77. [09:49] <jeroknite> bend over like [](/twishake)
  78. [09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> ...yes...?
  79. [09:49] <derram> I've seen a lot of white guys name Bubba
  80. [09:49] <EwanMacIan> IF A BLACK PERSON IS RACIST AROUND WHITE PEOPLE THE WHITE PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO BE RACIST!
  81. [09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't care if you're racist!
  82. [09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> lol
  83. [09:49] <Aniwork> bubba is a pretty common white trash name.
  84. [09:49] <jeroknite> Just
  85. [09:49] <jeroknite> Let her peg you
  86. [09:49] <EwanMacIan> RAY I BET YOU LIKE WATERMELON.
  87. [09:49] <jeroknite> In the butt
  88. [09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes
  89. [09:50] <jeroknite> With her penis
  90. [09:50] <Sponce> That's so hot
  91. [09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not sure she has a penis stupid!
  92. [09:50] <EwanMacIan> BLACK PEOPLE HAVE A HIGHER THAN AVERAGE INCARCERATION RATE BECAUSE OF ALL THE CRIMES THEY COMMIT.
  93. [09:50] <jeroknite> I am sure
  94. [09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes
  95. [09:50] <jeroknite> She totes has a penis
  96. [09:50] <EwanMacIan> You aren't making this any fun.
  97. [09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> Jero, how d'you know!?
  98. [09:51] <jeroknite> BECAUSE OF THE STORY
  99. [09:51] <jeroknite> KEEP UP
  100. [09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> she's been my friend for years... and I think I may have frienzoned her unknowingly....
  101. [09:51] <jeroknite> SHE
  102. [09:51] <jeroknite> WANTS
  103. [09:51] <jeroknite> YOUR
  104. [09:51] <Aniwork> WHITE PEOPLE EARN MORE ON AVERAGE THAN BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY HAVE JOBS.
  105. [09:51] <jeroknite> ANUS
  106. [09:51] <Sponce> But I thought she was your GF?
  107. [09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> which is something I vowed never to do.
  108. [09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO
  109. [09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> I said she was my friend
  110. [09:51] <EwanMacIan> Dude, she wrote you into a slashfic.
  111. [09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> my friend who is a girl
  112. [09:51] <jeroknite> Who is also a girl
  113. [09:51] <EwanMacIan> Is she white?
  114. [09:51] <Sponce> Then she wants you, dude, go for it
  115. [09:51] <EwanMacIan> If she's white you can't date her.
  116. [09:51] <jeroknite> So she's your girl friend
  117. [09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> uh, she's half Japanese
  118. [09:52] <Sponce> That's hot
  119. [09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> and half Korean
  120. [09:52] <EwanMacIan> ONLY WHITE MEN CAN DATE WHITE WOMEN.
  121. [09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes
  122. [09:52] <EwanMacIan> Oh, then feel free.
  123. [09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes
  124. [09:52] == ruby [ruby@no-pjt.5ot.qulth4.IP] has quit [Ping timeout: 121 seconds]
  125. [09:52] <jeroknite> >Japanese
  126. [09:52] <EwanMacIan> Actually, in my experience black men are far more likely to date white women than the inverse.
  127. [09:52] <Aniwork> Shit you screwed.  Asian fathers barely let they're girls date white guys much less black.
  128. [09:52] <jeroknite> Def has a futa dick
  129. [09:53] <EwanMacIan> ^
  130. [09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> she's an asian chick with a futa dick?
  131. [09:53] <jeroknite> YES
  132. [09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> that sounds like the basis for a song.
  133. [09:53] <jeroknite> HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS
  134. [09:53] <EwanMacIan> Uh YEAH, have you ever heard of hentai?
  135. [09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> yeah, I have.
  136. [09:53] <jeroknite> ~g futa
  137. [09:53] <GabeButt> http://www.irs.gov/Individuals/International-Taxpayers/Federal-Unemployment-Tax -> Federal Unemployment Tax
  138. [09:53] <EwanMacIan> All asian women have dicks.
  139. [09:53] <jeroknite> nope
  140. [09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> I've known her for like, ever. I think she'd tell me if she had a penis
  141. [09:53] <EwanMacIan> haha
  142. [09:53] <Aniwork> what?
  143. [09:53] <jeroknite> ~g futanari
  144. [09:53] <GabeButt> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futanari -> Futanari - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  145. [09:53] <jeroknite> Close enough
  146. [09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> haha F.U.T.A= Federal Unemployment Tax
  147. [09:54] <EwanMacIan> what's the "a" for?
  148. [09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> someone screenshot that lol
  149. [09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> the A in Tax?
  150. [09:54] <Sponce> Act
  151. [09:54] <Sponce> Federal Unemployment Tax Act
  152. [09:54] <EwanMacIan> Oooooh, that's some good bullshit sponce.
  153. [09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FjMQBN2Ls8&feature=endscreen Fast Forward to 1:35 for the best montage ever
  154. [09:54] <GabeButt> YT -> Friendship is Witchcraft - "Dragone Baby Gone" (3) - Views: 350469 - Rating: 4.942979 - Duration: 00:14:14
  155. [09:54] <Sponce> Follow the link
  156. [09:54] <Sponce> And read
  157. [09:54] <jeroknite> Ner
  158. [09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> I know what Futa is
  159. [09:55] <EwanMacIan> JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT BULLSHIT!
  160. [09:55] <jeroknite> We need to get Amu to let this girl penis him
  161. [09:55] <EwanMacIan> Yes.
  162. [09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> WHY!?
  163. [09:55] <jeroknite> BECAUSE
  164. [09:55] <EwanMacIan> Because dude!
  165. [09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't want hot dickings!
  166. [09:55] <EwanMacIan> FUTA ASIAN CHICK?
  167. [09:55] <jeroknite> LIAR
  168. [09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> yt~ Dr. Tran Hot Dickings
  169. [09:55] <EwanMacIan> THINK ABOUT IT!
  170. [09:55] <Aniwork> Becuase there's nothing hotter than getting pegged by a chick with a real dick.
  171. [09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> except doing the secks yourself...
  172. [09:55] <jeroknite> She might have a vagina too
  173. [09:56] <EwanMacIan> fag.
  174. [09:56] <jeroknite> I mean
  175. [09:56] <Aniwork> What pegging yourself?  That's gay.
  176. [09:56] <jeroknite> If that's what you're into
  177. [09:56] <Sponce> Penis and a vagina? That's marriage material right there
  178. [09:56] <S> <Amuro Ray> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCL6_hMZC-E
  179. [09:56] <GabeButt> YT -> Dr. Tran Delivers The Hot Dicking! - Views: 21595 - Rating: 3.8817205 - Duration: 00:01:33
  180. [09:57] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'd rather be raped by Rainbow Dash
  181. [09:57] <S> <Amuro Ray> than get dicked
  182. [09:57] <Sponce> Later chumps, I'm off to being productive
  183. [09:57] == Sponce [webchat@no-lah.klj.7k58a7.IP] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  184. [09:58] <S> <Amuro Ray> yeah, no. she doesn't have a penis and she will not rape me with it
  185. [09:58] <Aniwork> You asked?
  186. [09:58] <S> <Amuro Ray> well, no...
  187. [09:58] <S> <Amuro Ray> but that seems like such a strange question to ask out of the blue
  188. [09:59] <Aniwork> She writting you into a shotacon fic.  I think that's a pass to asked whatever the fuck you want.
  189. [09:59] <jeroknite> Just slip it into a sentance
  190. [09:59] == ruby [ruby@no-pjt.5ot.qulth4.IP] has joined #MLAS1
  191. [09:59] <M_derram> Wooo!
  192. [10:00] <S> <Amuro Ray> is 10mb/s a slow download speed?
  193. [10:00] == M_RisenLM [2182907@no-enb.nc8.k30vmh.IP] has joined #MLAS1
  194. [10:00] <Aniwork> Just go "Hey you know what would be awesome? Getting pegged by an asian futanari."
  195. [10:00] <S> <[AiF] RisenLM> megabits or bytes?
  196. [10:00] <jeroknite> "You wanna go get some coffee, and do you have a penis?"
  197. [10:00] <S> <Amuro Ray> Megabits
  198. [10:00] <S> <[AiF] RisenLM> It's not fast.
  199. [10:00] <S> <Amuro Ray> Jero... that won't work!
  200. [10:01] <jeroknite> Her: "Yes and yes"
  201. [10:01] <jeroknite> It doesn't have to be coffee
  202. [10:01] <S> <Amuro Ray> 10 Megabits per second is slow?
  203. [10:01] == Sepik121 [Sepik121@no-c90.tdn.8jesrn.IP] has joined #MLAS1
  204. [10:01] <S> <Amuro Ray> everything's downloading so quickly
  205. [10:01] <M_derram> Wooo!
  206. [10:01] <Aniwork> Its ok.
  207. [10:01] == Trips [tripsy@no-amc.gqs.1l7olq.IP] has joined #MLAS1
  208. [10:01] <jeroknite> It could be faster
  209. [10:01] <derram> Wooo!
  210. [10:01] <derram> ha
  211. [10:01] <Aniwork> Hell my phone downloads at 40Mbps
  212. [10:01] <derram> suddenly people!
  213. [10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> I need to speed it up, I guess...
  214. [10:02] <Trips> hey hey it's the last day of 2012
  215. [10:02] <roflgar> turned on the tv to wait for the new episode rerun on the hub
  216. [10:02] <roflgar> DBZ is on
  217. [10:02] <Trips> categorically the worst year I have ever been alive!
  218. [10:02] <jeroknite> Yay!
  219. [10:02] <roflgar> this show is kind of silly
  220. [10:02] <Trips> let's fucking party
  221. [10:02] <Aniwork> DBZ on the HUB?
  222. [10:02] <roflgar> no
  223. [10:02] <roflgar> nick
  224. [10:02] <jeroknite> Help us get Amu fuck in the ass by a futa chick
  225. [10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm going to get asian futa raped on new year's day!
  226. [10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> :( HELP!
  227. [10:02] <jeroknite> fucked*
  228. [10:02] <roflgar> yay!
  229. [10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> HALP
  230. [10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> HALP!
  231. [10:03] <EwanMacIan> "help"?
  232. [10:03] <Trips> A) why is that something you need help with
  233. [10:03] <Aniwork> nick is playing dbz now?  what has the world come to.
  234. [10:03] <jeroknite> Use lube
  235. [10:03] <Trips> B) why is it rape, you should want this
  236. [10:03] <jeroknite> ^^^^
  237. [10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't wanna get raped by asian futa chick
  238. [10:03] <jeroknite> LIAR
  239. [10:03] <Trips> THEN SEND THAT BITCH MY WAY
  240. [10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not gay for Braeburn! Help!
  241. [10:03] <jeroknite> EVERYBODY IS GAY FOR BRAE
  242. [10:03] <Aniwork> What about Apple Barrel?
  243. [10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not Brae for Gayburn
  244. [10:04] <jeroknite> And it's not gay if she does it
  245. [10:04] <jeroknite> [](/twifun)
  246. [10:04] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not even sure she has a dick!
  247. [10:04] <EwanMacIan> She does.
  248. [10:04] <jeroknite> [](/horsecock) [](/twifun)
  249. [10:04] <S> <Amuro Ray> I swear on my desktop ponies I will get the the bottom of this!
  250. [10:04] <S> <Amuro Ray> to*
  251. [10:05] <jeroknite> Ok, here's what you do
  252. [10:05] <Trips> you mean you will get to be the bottom
  253. [10:05] <Trips> of this
  254. [10:05] <Trips> meaning her
  255. [10:05] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO. NOT LIKE THAT TRIPS
  256. [10:05] <jeroknite> You ask her if she has a penis
  257. [10:05] <Trips> WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
  258. [10:05] <Trips> I'D GIVE MY RIGHT NUT TO GET ASIAN FUTA RAPED
  259. [10:05] <jeroknite> ANd if she freaks, say that you mean pen
  260. [10:05] <Trips> STOP SQUANDERING THIS OPPORTUNITY YOU FUCK FACE
  261. [10:05] <S> Amuro Ray disconnected from chat
  262. [10:05] <S> Amuro Ray entered chat
  263. [10:06] <jeroknite> But if she says "yes"
  264. [10:06] <jeroknite> [](/horsecock) [](/twifun)
  265. [10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> then Idk how to respond
  266. [10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not going to ask her to fuck my butthole
  267. [10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO
  268. [10:06] <jeroknite> BEND OVER IS HOW YOU RESPOND
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  270. [10:06] <jeroknite> ALWAYS
  271. [10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO!
  272. [10:06] <jeroknite> [](/bendover)
  273. [10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't want the D
  274. [10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> I like giving the D
  275. [10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> not recieving it....
  276. [10:06] <jeroknite> That's the best part of futa
  277. [10:07] <Trips> ^^^^^^^
  278. [10:07] <jeroknite> You get both
  279. [10:07] <EwanMacIan> ray, quit being a faggot and have this girl fuck you in the ass!
  280. [10:07] <Trips> best of both worlds, if you're feeling dominant just have her suck you off or top her
  281. [10:07] <jeroknite> ^
  282. [10:07] <S> <Amuro Ray> It's Amuro!
  283. [10:07] <Trips> if submissive, bend over
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