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  1. Jungler: I THINK SATAN IS COMING OUT OF MY TRANS PUSSY
  2. Guest_OhhCupcake: Kuffi?
  3. Catz: o shit
  4. Catz: let me get an ultrasound on yo
  5. Catz: you
  6. Catz: *
  7. Catz: hold on
  8. Jungler: hurry up nigga
  9. Jungler: also can u check my pussi i think satan burned it
  10. Guest_krislynswagg has joined the chat
  11. realniqqalow has joined the chat
  12. Guest_OhhCupcake: hello krislynswagghow can I help?
  13. Catz rubs the gooey stuff on his stomach and puts the scanner..thing on it after
  14. Catz: uhm
  15. Catz: idk if this is normal ma'am but
  16. Jungler: iz dat satan inside me??
  17. Guest_OhhCupcake: realniqqalow welcome how can I help?
  18. Catz: it looks like an alien is inside ur stomach
  19. Catz: did u fuck an alien nigga
  20. realniqqalowrealniqqalow WhisperAdd Friend: umm
  21. Guest_krislynswagg: uh no srry wrong pty
  22. JunglerJungler Whisper: i told u satan diked me hard
  23. Catz: i see this
  24. Jungler: he tore me up
  25. Catz: ur baby look weird af on the screen yo
  26. realniqqalowrealniqqalow WhisperAdd Friend: u can help me in many ways
  27. Guest_OhhCupcake: no problem krislynswagg
  28. Jungler: plz get this spawn of satan out of me
  29. Catz: it look like it eatin the shit out of ur stomach
  30. realniqqalow: tf
  31. Kuffi: Hey
  32. Jungler: IT PROB IS
  33. Catz: r u sure u didnt fuck Edward Cullen
  34. Kuffi: Keep your profanity to a low.
  35. Kuffi: This is a hospital.
  36. Guest_OhhCupcake: realniqqalow sir, this is a hospital we are here to help in an emergency of any kind. You have an emergency?
  37. realniqqalow: niggaz dont get pregnant tf
  38. Jungler: I FUCKED THE DEVIL HIMSELF
  39. Kuffi: They do here,
  40. Kuffi: now
  41. Kuffi: please respect the patient
  42. realniqqalow: yea
  43. Jungler: THT NIGGA BOTTOMED LIKE A LIL BITCH
  44. Kuffi: What is your problem
  45. Kuffi: if not get out.
  46. Catz: uhm mr.jungler
  47. Catz: there is somethin comin out of ur butthole
  48. realniqqalow: who??
  49. Kuffi: You.
  50. Jungler: i might of shit myself in fear
  51. Catz: no its red lookin
  52. Guest_OhhCupcake: realniqqalow please keep your profanity to yourself, for the respect of other patients being treated
  53. realniqqalow: who tf is u bitch ill spot yo azz down and niggaz choke yo ass bitch tf
  54. Jungler: REALNIQQALOW U AINT REAL
  55. JunglerJungler Whisper: IM IN A MID LIFE CRISIS PLS SHUT YO ASS UP
  56. CatzCatz : NIGGA STFU THERE A DEMON BABY COMIN OUT OF UR ASSHOLE
  57. Kuffi: I speak English sir, not illiteracy.
  58. CatzCatz : PUSH
  59. realniqqalow: tf u dnt know me bitch u guessed it
  60. Jungler pushes
  61. Jungler farts
  62. Catz watches it fly across the room and hit the wall
  63. Guest_OhhCupcakeGuest_OhhCupcake WhisperAdd Friend: realniqqalow please calm down
  64. KuffiKuffi WhisperKuffi Whisper: Get out of this hospital, you are not welcome.
  65. KuffiKuffi Whisper: We will not attend you.
  66. realniqqalow: i am calmed down
  67. Jungler: i hope that fukin killed it
  68. Catz: congrats you're the mother of satan's child
  69. Jungler: perfect
  70. Guest_OhhCupcake: are you sure realniqqalow
  71. Kuffi: Cupcake, do not attend him no further.
  72. Jungler: PIRATE COME SEE MY BABY
  73. Guest_OhhCupcake: yes Dr. Kuffi
  74. Catz Catz Narrate brings the red dead demon baby over to jungler
  75. Catz: here u go ma'am
  76. JunglerJungler Whisper: aw lil bby so qt
  77. realniqqalow: bitch were df u live?? u think im playing get yo white ass on some where tf i siad i had an emergency and here u go tlking shit tf
  78. Jungler: shut the fuck up with yo guido lookin ass
  79. JunglerJungler Whisper: this aint jersey shore bitch
  80. Kuffi: Keep talking, we are not attending you.
  81. Catz: can i borrow your child for a second jungler
  82. Jungler: yes
  83. realniqqalow: bitch u stupid to know tht shut dont go up tf
  84. Catz takes the baby and goes out the room to beat realniggalow with it
  85. Jungler: LMFAO
  86. Guest_OhhCupcake: /.\
  87. realniqqalow: childish bitch
  88. Jungler: my bby whoopin yo ass
  89. Catz: let the spawn of satan be released upon u nigga
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