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  1. NUSBAN MANCHILD ROASTING SCRIPT ECKS DEE:
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  3. Wiki PM:
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  5. "My reasons are not "wrong" nor "false". Geo faked my identity, you posted it on a thread, you sent the image to me through Discord, I asked you who had done it, you blamed Geo, I said that I would punish him, you asked to be punished instead (you threw the guilt to yourself), now you say you did nothing and that you should not have been blocked. I may admit the block's duration is exaggerated, but seeing the way you have acted towards the whole situation annuls my will to finish or diminish the duration."
  6. Now let's try and figure out what the fuck he's saying.
  7. He's right, Geo stole my identity, Wolf was a messenger, Wolf and Geo are friends so Nusban fucks them up together, and since Geo already has a ban then the messenger shouldn't have to be shot as well. He admits block's duration is a bit long, but seeing how YOU WERE WRONGLY BANNED I'M GONNA KEEP IT THAT WAY
  8. WHAT THE FUCK
  9. Seeing how you were wrongly banned and I'm a stubborn butthead, I'm gonna keep it that way. And if you talk back, I'll keep coming after you. So just stfu k?
  10. THIS IS WHAT HE'S SAYING IN THE FIRST PARAGRAPH.
  11. Right, right.
  12. "My reasons are not wrong nor false."
  13. Yes. Yes, they fucking are.
  14. Because your reasons for banning involve Geo faking your fucking identity, which is NOT what would have happened.
  15. If Geo could fake your identity, you fucking humorless manchild, I'm sure he'd do a LOT more than edit ONE FUCKING MESSAGE into something that (albeit not that funny) is supposed to be taken as a JOKE.
  16. It's obvious the situation in question would never happen, and that's why it's funny.
  17. BUT YOU FUCKING BLEW IT OUT OF PROPORTION AND DECIDED TO BAN THEM FOR A JOKE!
  18. 11:55
  19. GeoVaporizer
  20. Exactly
  21. 11:55
  22. GDMatrix
  23. Wolf decides it would be funny to send it to Nusdan, as he might find it funny as well.
  24. Since Wolf thinks Nusdan has an IQ higher than that of a fucking potato, he sends it in a funny way.
  25. So Nusban, being the Keemstar-esque manchild he is, he DEMANDS to know who made this picture, and Wolf tells it was Geo.
  26. So Nusdan brings out the fucking ban hammer and he's about to smack Geo one, but Wolf says, "NO, NO. TAKE ME INSTEAD."
  27. Y'know, because friendship.
  28. SO HE SMACKS WOLF ONE AS WELL
  29. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, NUSDAN
  30. Because Wolf's efforts were in vain, he thinks he can get out of this.
  31. But Nusdan, being the arrogant fucking prick he is, KEEPS HIM BANNED.
  32. And blocked, too! So they can't fucking contact him!
  33. THEY HAVE TO CONTACT HACKEY TO ACTUALLY DISCUSS THIS WITH HIM!
  34. AND ON ANOTHER WIKI, NO LESS!
  35. The reasoning behind the ban is FUCKING ABSURD.
  36. "Falsifying my identity" WHAT THE FUCK?!
  37. NO, MAN. HE DID NOT FALSIFY YOUR IDENTITY. HE EDITED A SINGLE MESSAGE WITH A FUCKING CHROME FEATURE EVERYONE COULD USE.
  38. 12:00
  39. GeoVaporizer
  40. I edited the whole scenario
  41. 12:01
  42. GDMatrix
  43. If you're telling me a browser's feature is ILLEGAL, I'll shoot my fucking laptop with a fucking G3SG1
  44.  
  45. Discord:
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  47. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:04 AM
  48. Hey
  49. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:04 AM
  50. o/
  51. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:04 AM
  52. All right, next paragraph...
  53. "In relation to your "proof" that you had shown about a ban on Vaporizer; the ban was explained to Geo when I caught him in chat the day after, so I would propose you do not use "proof" of which you do not know the whole tale. Do not be a moron."
  54. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:05 AM
  55. I never received an explanation
  56. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:05 AM
  57. No idea what this is trying to say...
  58. Er...
  59. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:05 AM
  60. I got banned on August 3rd for something
  61. Idk what
  62. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:06 AM
  63. Mentioning your proof that you had shown about a ban on Geo, it was explained to him (no it wasn't) when I caught him in chat the day after, so I would tell you to not use proof of which you do not know the whole tale. Don't be a moron.
  64. So basically...
  65. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:06 AM
  66. 13:01, August 3, 2016 ZOptic (wall | contribs) unbanned GeoVaporizer (wall | contribs) from chat (No reason given)
  67. 00:30, August 3, 2016 Nusdan (wall | contribs) banned GeoVaporizer (wall | contribs) from chat with an expiry time of 24 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds, ends 00:30, August 4, 2016 (Oh my god. Stop.)
  68. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:07 AM
  69. Which is fucking bullshit.
  70. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:07 AM
  71. He banned me while I was asleep
  72. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:07 AM
  73. The only explanation you got was "Oh my god. Stop."
  74. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:07 AM
  75. And he never gave me an explanation the next day
  76. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:07 AM
  77. This is contradictory to the point Nusban was trying to make.
  78. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:08 AM
  79. Well he might have, but if he did I was AFK
  80. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:08 AM
  81. ...can't really see much out of this paragraph, other than more proof he's full of shit.
  82. "First: asking for my demotion shows how lost you are and how lost you will be. You are unable to defend yourself and that is pitiful enough, but do not bring other people who are not involved."
  83. Asking for your demotion is necessary if this is the shit you're going to be pulling off.
  84. These people did nothing wrong, and you overreacted like the manchild you are.
  85. > how lost you are and how lost you will be
  86. WHAT?!
  87. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:09 AM
  88. The reason we went to Hackey is because Nusdan said himself that he would only use his phone's data for emergencies
  89. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:09 AM
  90. HE'S ANALYZING A SITUATION WITH PERFECT CLARITY
  91. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT GETTING LOST?!
  92. He's able to defend himself, all right, but I'm stepping in. The GD wiki staff is shit enough as it is without this manchild in there.
  93. I
  94. I'll explain in a bit.
  95. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:10 AM
  96. Okay
  97. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:10 AM
  98. "Do not bring other people who are not involved."
  99. I could see how this applies to me, ironically, but it's specific to Hackey.
  100. The REASON, you fucking manchild, that we HAD to contact Hackey IS BECAUSE YOU BLOCKED ALL COMMUNICATION!
  101. YOU BLOCKED THEM, NO LONGER ALLOWING THEM TO CONTACT YOU!
  102. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:11 AM
  103. Well
  104. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:11 AM
  105. HOW ELSE WERE THEY SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT?!
  106. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:11 AM
  107. We could of contacted him through his message wall on CC
  108. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:12 AM
  109. True, but Nusdan would have fucking ignored you.
  110. Hackey could have knocked some sense into him.
  111. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:12 AM
  112. But we didn't because Nusdan said himself that he would only use his phone's data for emergencies
  113. Since he has no internet
  114. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:12 AM
  115. True, true...
  116. Next paragraph.
  117. Second: it is terrifying that you are making such a tragedy for a block which was justified to you and the people who were contemporary to the time I determined your punishment.
  118. IT WAS NOT JUSTIFIED YOU FUCKING IDIOT
  119. THE ONLY JUSTIFICATION THAT COULD HAVE APPLIED TO GEO WAS IDENTITY THEFT, AND WOLF DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING DO ANYTHING
  120. GEO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO STEAL IDENTITIES
  121. ok, well he does
  122. BUT THE POINT STANDS, GOD DAMN IT
  123. Listen, if Geo wanted to steal your identity, he could have done a lot more than INSPECT FUCKING ELEMENT
  124. He could have stolen your mother or father's credit card information and ordered pizzas and hookers to your house!
  125. WHY WOULD HE EDIT A SIMPLE FUCKING MESSAGE IN INSPECT ELEMENT?!
  126. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:15 AM
  127. Idk
  128. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:15 AM
  129. AND WOLF! WOLF DIDN'T DO SHIT!
  130. ALL HE DID WAS LINK THESE TO NUSBAN BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY WERE FUNNY!
  131. THEY'RE LIKE THOSE JUNK EMAILS YOU GET AT THE OFFICE!
  132. SO WHY THE FUCK IS HE TAKING HEAT FROM THIS MANCHILD AS WELL?!
  133. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:16 AM
  134. Prime is on
  135. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:16 AM
  136. I've knocked down every single one of his fucking points so far
  137. "Third: stop being such a moron and stop making up garbage arguments to prove a point of yours that will lead you (whether you want it or not) to nowhere."
  138. HAHAHAHAHAHA
  139. FUCKING RICH COMING FROM THE GUY WHO THINKS A 13-YEAR-OLD IS STEALING HIS FUCKING IDENTITY
  140. STOP BEING SUCH A MORON AND MAKING UP GARBAGE ARGU--ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOURSELF
  141. okay, this just knocked itself down
  142. third applies to nusdan just as much, if not more than it does to you
  143. I honestly do not care if what was shown in the image is lame or unfunny (or simply unharming). You falsified my identity and it could have gone worse if anyone else decided to copy Geo's moronic behavior. I will keep the punishment up and I will not lift it.
  144. damn daniel, back at it again with the big word
  145. in all seriousness, though
  146. he's complaining about his fucking identity being stolen
  147. ...again...
  148. "it could have gone a lot worse if anyone decided to copy geo's moronic behavior"
  149. Oh, yeah, if anyone wanted to use inspect element, upload it, and tell the ENTIRE CHAT THAT IT WAS DONE USING INSPECT ELEMENT AND NOT REAL
  150. WHAT THE FUCK
  151. if anything, it's copying MY moronic behavior
  152. I'm effectively the first one to have used it and I brought it into the gd wiki
  153. I TRIED TO CONVINCE A FUCKING ADMIN A PICTURE WAS REAL
  154. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS CLEARLY A JOKE
  155. SO WHY IS HIS LITTLE POST THAT EVERYONE KNOWS IS FAKE CAUSING THEM TO GET INTO TROUBLE
  156. EVEN WHEN IT WAS LITERALLY FAKE
  157. it's like a male model nude, but kingbach is very obviously photoshopped in there
  158. clearly a joke
  159. and they're taking heat from it
  160. for NO FUCKING REASON
  161. and that's it
  162. nusban became fucking rip
  163. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:22 AM
  164. Yep
  165. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:23 AM
  166. fucking mental, really
  167. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:23 AM
  168. Nusdan is stubborn
  169. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:23 AM
  170. If you want to copy/paste that and edit it a little bit into a coherent response for Nusdan on that wall, go right ahead
  171. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:24 AM
  172. He won't stand corrected
  173. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:24 AM
  174. I've just disproved his points without even taking the time to think about it that much
  175. he's very fucking clearly in the wrong here
  176. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:24 AM
  177. Hackey is reasonable, though
  178. Prime hates arguing
  179. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:25 AM
  180. Right, Hackey...
  181. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:26 AM
  182. I'd like to see Prime's POV on this
  183. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:26 AM
  184. I do not support the continuation of senseless arguments.
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  186. WolfLord315, regardless of what points are valid, challenging Nusdan's credibility as an administrator and deviating direct discussion with him is what has cost you the opportunity to have the block reduced. As I said, communication resolves issues, but your manner and approach has been both disrespectful and evasive, exacerbating what could have very well been quickly resolved.
  187.  
  188. Nusdan will say no more and will not unblock you. I advise you do not take this personally even though I know it probably feels unjustified. You have to be respectful, always keep this in mind, even when you are frustrated. I trust you can patiently wait out the block.
  189. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:26 AM
  190. Wolflord already discussed the situation with IceKane
  191. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:26 AM
  192. Challenging Nusdan's credibility as an administrator is minimal, in my opinion.
  193. Nusdan has just been getting worse and worse.
  194. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:27 AM
  195. IceKane is against Nusdan
  196. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:29 AM
  197. Deviating direct discussion with him? He didn't want to take up all his phone's data, of course. And his manner and approach is justified. Geo and Wolf had, and still haven't done, anything wrong except for a picture equivalent of a really bad meme. They're pissed, Nusdan's clearly in the wrong here, and he's too stubborn to see the other side of things, nor even so much as ATTEMPT to reason with them.
  198. "You always have to be respectful." Tell that to Nusdan.
  199. "01:30, August 3, 2016 Nusdan (wall | contribs) banned GeoVaporizer (wall | contribs) from chat with an expiry time of 24 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds, ends 01:30, August 4, 2016 (Oh my god. Stop.)"
  200. Which leaves two explanations.
  201. GeoVaporizer - Today at 12:31 AM
  202. August 3rd is my birthday
  203. The Nusban Roaster - Today at 12:32 AM
  204. Either Nusdan is going psycho/paranoid or whatever you want to call it (I'll call it simply worse), which means he'll be more unstable as an admin. Or he has a vendetta against Geo, which means he's not unbiased enough to be an admin.
  205. Either way, there has to be a serious consideration for at least an evaluation of what Nusdan brings to the table.
  206. Because so far we've seen irresponsibility, stubbornness, and a potential vendetta. And not many positive things, either.
  207. Is there anything else that needs to be discussed?
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