The nonexistent plot of porn

 Hello, and welcome to Masturbating Furiously Live!
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Today's subject is Hentai with No Plot
I'd like to welcome our guests
Would each of you please say who you are, and give a brief summary of the plot of your Porn?
 Yes, hello, my name is Sac-Man and I eat Butts and Dicks
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 My name's Dankey Kang, I shove barrels up my ass.
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 Hi, I'm Tifa Cockheart from Final Futasy 7
My game's plot is pretty simple
It goes like this

I have a penis and fuck people.


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