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  1.  
  2. There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko.
  3. We started out talking often, but she hasn’t answered me in three days now.
  4. I’m getting depressed just thinking that Denko might be sick, or that something happened to her… (´・ω・`)
  5. Please, somebody give me some advice.
  6.  
  7. #2ch
  8. SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU.
  9. GIVE IT UP.
  10.  
  11.  
  12. #2ch
  13. So you got responses before?
  14. What kind of emails are you sending?
  15. It could be, you know, interesting…
  16.  
  17. #OP
  18. What I’m sending… well, I’m worried about her lack of reply, so I’ve sent her around 600 emails.
  19.  
  20. #2ch
  21. Troll sighted.
  22. And if you’re not? Give it up.
  23.  
  24. #2ch
  25. You seriously sent 600 emails in three days? lol
  26.  
  27. #OP
  28. Well, I think it was only around 50 the first two days… (´・ω・`) I am not good at talking with girls, what should I talk to her about?
  29.  
  30. #2ch
  31. How about the new teriyaki burger at McDonald’s?
  32.  
  33. #OP
  34. Okay, thanks! I just asked “Do you know if the new teriyaki burger at McDonald’s is good?”
  35.  
  36.  
  37. #2ch
  38. Man Poor Denko
  39.  
  40. #2ch
  41. I’m kind of figuring the OP has played a lot of dating sims.
  42. In those games, you need to take action for your bond to go up, but…
  43. You can’t go into real life thinking it works that way…
  44.  
  45.  
  46. #OP
  47. Yes, you hit the bullseye.
  48. I really have no clue how to handle three-dimensional women.
  49.  
  50. It’s so easy to confess in games, but so hard in three dimensions…
  51.  
  52. #OP
  53. Actually… I’m starting to feel like it might be best for me to wholeheartedly confess to Denko.
  54.  
  55. Is that just me? (´・ω・`)
  56.  
  57. #OP
  58. Subject: To Denko
  59.  
  60. Thinking on it now, our meeting was a cherry blossom blooming in high school.
  61. And now, it’s spring again just the same.
  62.  
  63. Before I met you, Denko, I felt like I was in a cold winter.
  64. But in the spring, you put a bud in my heart that would bloom into a great flower.
  65. It’s been so long since we were in high school together, but my feelings are just the same as they were that spring.
  66.  
  67. You’ve helped me when I was bullied, haven’t you, Denko?
  68. Back then, I thought, “Why does this girl not have the wings an angel should have?”
  69. I suppose you must have left them in your mother’s stomach…
  70.  
  71. Even when we met eyes, I didn’t have the courage.
  72. And we could never talk to each other.
  73. But now, I’m different!
  74. Denko, I know you may not want to marry me yet, but please, go out with me!
  75.  
  76. Well? (´・ω・`)
  77.  
  78. #2ch
  79. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME
  80.  
  81. #2ch
  82. Perfection.
  83. Nothing can be done to improve it.
  84.  
  85.  
  86. #OP
  87. I GOT AN EMAIL FROM DENKOOOOO!!
  88. I’m too scared to open it dskald;ksa
  89.  
  90.  
  91. #OP
  92. Um, she said “sure”… (´・ω・`)
  93. Is this okay? Really?
  94. I’m so happy I could cry…
  95.  
  96.  
  97. #OP
  98. She followed it up with “Don’t email me anymore.”
  99. What’s this? And here I thought I knew her feelings…
  100.  
  101. Maybe dating was too sudden?
  102. It’s hard for me to tell what girls are trying to get at… (´・ω・`)
  103. Is this the fickle heart of a woman at work???
  104. What’s the intent of this email? Someone interpret it… (´・ω・`)
  105.  
  106. #2ch
  107. Maybe “sure” was in reply to the McDonald’s teriyaki burger, so “don’t email me anymore” was in reply to the confession.
  108.  
  109. Which means you’re not dating.
  110.  
  111.  
  112. #OP
  113. Maybe she thinks e-mail is too impersonal
  114. Okay, I’ll call her, then.
  115. Calling now.
  116.  
  117. #OP
  118. Nope, guess she’s talking with someone… (´・ω・`)
  119. I’ll wait a bit…
  120.  
  121. #2ch
  122. oh god
  123.  
  124. #2ch
  125. OBVIOUSLY SHE’S TELLING HER FRIENDS ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND
  126.  
  127. #2ch
  128. ^ Bingo!
  129.  
  130. #2ch
  131. ^ You, sir, know the heart of a woman well.
  132.  
  133.  
  134. #OP
  135. I can’t get a signal here… (´・ω・`)
  136. Maybe she’s gotten wrapped up in some incident? What to do…
  137.  
  138. Maybe I’ll go to her house, but if we’re dating, then it’s not stalking, okay?! (´・ω・`)
  139. Maybe she’s testing to see if I’d come to save her if something happened?
  140.  
  141. #2ch
  142. We’ve got a Sherlock Holmes on our hands.