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- *Lyrics*
- [Lulu]
- Lulu: Hi I'm Lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you!
- Lulu: Faerie's on my shoulder. He can't wait to make you meat too. (That tasted purple)
- Lulu: Dispense with the formalities and schemes you may be contemplating.
- Lulu: Foes are turning furry in a hurry when transmogulating.
- Lulu: By the pricking of my thumbs
- Lulu: Something wicked this way comes
- Lulu: Boys see me and get wild growth. (Huge-ify)
- Lulu: Just one look and up we go!
- Lulu: Muggles always on my wand bit of whimsy and they'll be gone.
- Lulu: And what we did with my magic stick don't remember? I'll send you pix.
- Lulu: Not quite the common lady, but just maybe you can get to know me.
- Lulu: Shielding all these carries staying wary just to keep you going.
- Lulu: They know I'm the Dom and stay submissive to this Magic Master.
- Lulu: Fidget with your mind and drive you crazy till you can't spell "caster."
- Lulu: Turn you warm and fuzzy leave you silenced now you're cannon fodder.
- Lulu: Fend against these Dark Arts all you want, but you're no Harry Potter.
- Lulu: Pick a lane to face me tilting baby it just doesn't matter.
- Lulu: Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses like "Abra Cadaver."
- [Rumble]
- Rumble: The Mobile Warrior is back.
- Rumble: Commence the Drillin' and Killin'
- Rumble: These villains illing and feeling the Robot Wrath that I'm willing.
- Rumble: I've reached the ceiling, but not my rhymes or skills that are spilling.
- Rumble: I'm at my threshold for damage now I'm red and unfeeling.
- Rumble: It's time to go! Cause when my armor's steady and ready I'm gonna lay a beatdown and one you won't be forgetting.
- Rumble: Tristys' my soul
- Rumble: And though I'm bound to damage and ravage I'm focused like a laserbeak and Rumble's still such a savage.
- [Ziggs]
- Ziggs: This'll be a blast!
- Ziggs: Exploding to the battle I'm unloading the satchel.
- Ziggs: I'm the hexplosive Heimerdinger though he thinks I'm a hassle.
- Ziggs: But even Donger must be feeling the extent of my brilliance cause when the dean of demolition speaks, the world's gonna hear it.
- Ziggs: It's time to boot up the show. This fuse is ready to blow.
- Ziggs: Fallout from my Megabomb is dropping nuclear glow.
- Ziggs: I hope you got enough room because you can't flee The Doom.
- Ziggs: Like Marvin Martian, I just want to hear this world go "Kaboom."
- Ziggs: I might be talking Loony Tunes, but I'm a Hanna-Barbarian.
- Ziggs: My explosive devices just makes it harder to bury you.
- Ziggs: When the bomb is ignited and then you try to escape.
- Ziggs: I see you here and there and there well you're all over the place.
- Ziggs: The Major League Competitor because I throw like it's Madden.
- Ziggs: And then I use my satchel charge to just take off like Aladdin.
- Ziggs: And I don't need a Jasmine I just need you to be gone.
- Ziggs: I can show you the world when I drop this Magic Carpet bomb.
- [Gnar]
- Gnar: It's no surprise that I'm breaking the ice.
- Gnar: Look I'm here so I don't get fined.
- Gnar: The Past and Present you can link it to I my Temperament Rise.
- Gnar: Glass cannon as a dorf until you see the Ganon surprise.
- Gnar: Check it.
- Gnar: Shifting the flow. The 2 for 1 package is coming back like it's a boomerang throw.
- Gnar: Watch how I glow up into Yorkage with the beast inside the name's Gnaruto.
- Gnar: Identity crisis splice up the flavor experimental build like I'm Stitch.
- Gnar: A gentleman's savage mischief admist Digivolution from rookie to switch.
- [Mega Gnar]
- Mega Gnar: When your team game's distorted and synergy gets contorted...
- Mega Gnar: Resisting me is focus my rampage will annul it.
- Mega Gnar: I Evolve in a God like Zilla, no point in hiding.
- Mega Gnar: I'm invincible provided no David can stop Goliath.
- Mega Gnar: When the boulders get to flying your stones hardly defiant.
- Mega Gnar: Blood and bones my bread and butter when feeding this dino giant.
- Mega Gnar: Anger potent; Hi, I'm Hogan Gnar, cross me and I'll throw you far.
- Mega Gnar: Prehistoric cyber Franky little foots with bulky arms.
- Mega Gnar: Manners isn't made for Gnar, banner Hulk is who I are.
- Mega Gnar: Charming but alarming Bandle City's my Jurassic Park.
- Mega Gnar: From Diddy Kong to the Might Grodd; Hit Gear 4 then I crush them all.
- Mega Gnar: Jumping, crushing, stomping going hard is never going far.
- Mega Gnar: This Is War. A Yordle's paradise y'all.
- Mega Gnar: And they call me Gnar!
- [Amumu]
- Amumu: I've got a mighty tantrum inducing rage all day.
- Amumu: When despair sets in, you know it's The Curse of the Sad Mummy.
- Amumu: "So sad and lorn the helpless lad," I heard them say...
- Amumu: From behind my back, but I guess that is who I've become today.
- Amumu: Cryin' to your mummy she ain't cumin' ain't it funny;
- Amumu: Stepin' into team fights about to make the money.
- Amumu: Throwing out that bandage toss, I'm looking for some new friends.
- Amumu: Okay where are we going? Aww wait hey not come back!
- Amumu: You don't want to play with me? Then I guess it's time for a hug attack.
- Amumu: Tearin' through this brush with my Hunter's Machete, uh...
- Amumu: 2 Health Pots and a Warding Totem at the ready.
- Amumu: My tears don't fall no they crash all around me because no one wants to duo queue with a sad little mummy
- Amumu: Comin' out the Jungle and I'm still looking for new friends.
- Amumu: Wanna hug it out or are you looking to get stunned again?
- Amumu: Amumu the Mummy, immortal master of misery.
- Amumu: With all my CC I'll make us friends for Eternity!
- [The Donger]
- Heim: Enough this display is highly repulsive.
- Heim: And frankly, far too ego indulgent.
- Heim: This misappliance of Science indeed must retire.
- Heim: But for the time being, I'll fight fire with fire.
- Heim: I am the...
- Heim: H E I M E R D I N G E R
- Heim: End all, be all.
- Heim: Inventor experimentor professor data processor.
- Heim: Embodiment of accomplishment, but you can call me God.
- Heim: I created the rap game on that level that you can't obtain.
- Heim: Turrets in place, rockets to the face...
- Heim: Number 1 stunner with a Shock Grenade.
- Heim: I see you heading back to base mid is conquered.
- Heim: Journal entry title for today, "Raise Your Dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ"
- Heim: Even though you scream and you blaspheme I'm more than I seem more than a meme.
- Heim: Remember kids, Donger is king.
- Heim: My readings aren't light, my afro is tight.
- Heim: Say my name, you're God Dong right.
- [Kennen]
- Kennen: Kennen, Master Ninja. a hero of the storm.
- Kennen: I'm here to counteract the Blizzard lightning's keeping you warm.
- Kennen: And with the shimmering shadow, you're gonna feel the Raikiri.
- Kennen: An AOE of Thor's Armada striking anyone near me.
- Kennen: Thunder drop is in the zone...
- Kennen: Smite you down and send you on...
- Kennen: Blitzkrieg in the middle lane, mark you till you feel the pain.
- Kennen: Stopping dead within your tracks; Then you hear the thunder crack.
- Kennen: Leave you blind like you're Lee Sin.
- Kennen: You're in the dust, I am the wind.
- Kennen: Flash of League of Legends. "Yordle Zeus" is what they're calling me.
- Kennen: The Telsa coils around the team till they form a Dichotomy.
- Kennen: The lightning blast lobotomy...
- Kennen: This homicidal side of me conflicting with the notion that I got my medical degree.
- Kennen: No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene.
- Kennen: An artist with a Shuriken or scalpel all the same to me.
- Kennen: Cause dress me up or down it makes no difference when I'm owning ya.
- Kennen: Bandle City's got it's heroes; This one's for Ionia.
- [Veigar]
- Veigar: Oh little heroes, how quickly you fall.
- Veigar: Kneel before the rod. I am the hand of Desecration.
- Veigar: My will is the force that shall undo creation.
- Veigar: Impeded by weaklings. Such nerve. Such gall.
- Veigar: Valoran at my hand? Now that's thinking too small.
- Veigar: Imagine if you will, a small Nexus of worlds.
- Veigar: As they curl and unfurl binding lights in a swirl.
- Veigar: Clad in darkness; So distant, so vast and destructive.
- Veigar: A cluster of stars that bend to my instruction.
- Veigar: Take it to the Galaxy, you won't last long; Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton.
- Veigar: Generating Mana Q is stacking up the damage. You were never gonna manage, suddenly you're gone.
- Veigar: E! Now you're standing in my sight.
- Veigar: R! Lose half your life.
- Veigar: Nowhere left to run when you're sitting in a stun timer ticking down to 1; W! Goodnight.
- Veigar: Ever so suddenly you are cowering up to me.
- Veigar: Chaotic Supremacy, no AD for this entropy.
- Veigar: Such a thrill when this fire's Ignited.
- Veigar: Watching you divided never been so excited.
- [Tristana]
- Tristana: Is that a rocket in your pocket?
- Tristana: Tristana's here to annihilate the Battlefield.
- Tristana: So head to my Bottom Lane, won't you tell me how you really feel?
- Tristana: You're just another target. You're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning.
- Tristana: Once you're in my sights you're getting shot up by my Boomer Cannon.
- Tristana: Hit you with the timer then I rocket so we can get together.
- Tristana: Fire till explosion then I'm out. I guess I'll call you never.
- Tristana: Next thing you know you're up at home feeling a little mad.
- Tristana: But tilting lasts forever. Sorry Babe, you're just a one-night stand.
- [Teemo]
- Teemo: Captain Teemo, I'm armed and ready.
- Teemo: I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading.
- Teemo: Like a pox when I blind you and sneak up behind you...
- Teemo: You run, but I'll find you, leave presents inside you.
- Teemo: Back up, I'm here to carry the team on my back when it's clear that nobody can match up.
- Teemo: Like Prince when the purple is raining and all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up.
- Teemo: But here I stand, A yordle holding your life in his hands.
- Teemo: One dart and you're back to the stands.
- Teemo: All those best laid plans fall to the sand when there's no Kryptonite for this Superman.
- Teemo: Omega Squad say "hello" to the new God my darkside is too RAW but war's just what I live for.
- Teemo: I'm sick to my stomach of little repugnant deliberate bugs with the mouths that keep running.
- Teemo: Toxic or nothing pestilence runneth famine I hunger and for death I cometh.
- Teemo: Apocalypse arrives taking no sides, but Teemo is here to decide the fate of the enemy 5 who pray to survive, but none of them leave here alive.
- Teemo: Shrooms for you all in the room. This is your tomb while my dominance will resume.
- Teemo: Say your farewells. If Teemo is Satan, I'm dragging you, kicking and screaming into Elo Hell!
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