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  1. *Lyrics*
  2.  
  3. [Lulu]
  4.  
  5. Lulu: Hi I'm Lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you!
  6. Lulu: Faerie's on my shoulder. He can't wait to make you meat too. (That tasted purple)
  7. Lulu: Dispense with the formalities and schemes you may be contemplating.
  8. Lulu: Foes are turning furry in a hurry when transmogulating.
  9. Lulu: By the pricking of my thumbs
  10. Lulu: Something wicked this way comes
  11. Lulu: Boys see me and get wild growth. (Huge-ify)
  12. Lulu: Just one look and up we go!
  13. Lulu: Muggles always on my wand bit of whimsy and they'll be gone.
  14. Lulu: And what we did with my magic stick don't remember? I'll send you pix.
  15. Lulu: Not quite the common lady, but just maybe you can get to know me.
  16. Lulu: Shielding all these carries staying wary just to keep you going.
  17. Lulu: They know I'm the Dom and stay submissive to this Magic Master.
  18. Lulu: Fidget with your mind and drive you crazy till you can't spell "caster."
  19. Lulu: Turn you warm and fuzzy leave you silenced now you're cannon fodder.
  20. Lulu: Fend against these Dark Arts all you want, but you're no Harry Potter.
  21. Lulu: Pick a lane to face me tilting baby it just doesn't matter.
  22. Lulu: Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses like "Abra Cadaver."
  23.  
  24. [Rumble]
  25.  
  26. Rumble: The Mobile Warrior is back.
  27. Rumble: Commence the Drillin' and Killin'
  28. Rumble: These villains illing and feeling the Robot Wrath that I'm willing.
  29. Rumble: I've reached the ceiling, but not my rhymes or skills that are spilling.
  30. Rumble: I'm at my threshold for damage now I'm red and unfeeling.
  31. Rumble: It's time to go! Cause when my armor's steady and ready I'm gonna lay a beatdown and one you won't be forgetting.
  32. Rumble: Tristys' my soul
  33. Rumble: And though I'm bound to damage and ravage I'm focused like a laserbeak and Rumble's still such a savage.
  34.  
  35. [Ziggs]
  36.  
  37. Ziggs: This'll be a blast!
  38. Ziggs: Exploding to the battle I'm unloading the satchel.
  39. Ziggs: I'm the hexplosive Heimerdinger though he thinks I'm a hassle.
  40. Ziggs: But even Donger must be feeling the extent of my brilliance cause when the dean of demolition speaks, the world's gonna hear it.
  41. Ziggs: It's time to boot up the show. This fuse is ready to blow.
  42. Ziggs: Fallout from my Megabomb is dropping nuclear glow.
  43. Ziggs: I hope you got enough room because you can't flee The Doom.
  44. Ziggs: Like Marvin Martian, I just want to hear this world go "Kaboom."
  45. Ziggs: I might be talking Loony Tunes, but I'm a Hanna-Barbarian.
  46. Ziggs: My explosive devices just makes it harder to bury you.
  47. Ziggs: When the bomb is ignited and then you try to escape.
  48. Ziggs: I see you here and there and there well you're all over the place.
  49. Ziggs: The Major League Competitor because I throw like it's Madden.
  50. Ziggs: And then I use my satchel charge to just take off like Aladdin.
  51. Ziggs: And I don't need a Jasmine I just need you to be gone.
  52. Ziggs: I can show you the world when I drop this Magic Carpet bomb.
  53.  
  54. [Gnar]
  55.  
  56. Gnar: It's no surprise that I'm breaking the ice.
  57. Gnar: Look I'm here so I don't get fined.
  58. Gnar: The Past and Present you can link it to I my Temperament Rise.
  59. Gnar: Glass cannon as a dorf until you see the Ganon surprise.
  60. Gnar: Check it.
  61. Gnar: Shifting the flow. The 2 for 1 package is coming back like it's a boomerang throw.
  62. Gnar: Watch how I glow up into Yorkage with the beast inside the name's Gnaruto.
  63. Gnar: Identity crisis splice up the flavor experimental build like I'm Stitch.
  64. Gnar: A gentleman's savage mischief admist Digivolution from rookie to switch.
  65.  
  66. [Mega Gnar]
  67.  
  68. Mega Gnar: When your team game's distorted and synergy gets contorted...
  69. Mega Gnar: Resisting me is focus my rampage will annul it.
  70. Mega Gnar: I Evolve in a God like Zilla, no point in hiding.
  71. Mega Gnar: I'm invincible provided no David can stop Goliath.
  72. Mega Gnar: When the boulders get to flying your stones hardly defiant.
  73. Mega Gnar: Blood and bones my bread and butter when feeding this dino giant.
  74. Mega Gnar: Anger potent; Hi, I'm Hogan Gnar, cross me and I'll throw you far.
  75. Mega Gnar: Prehistoric cyber Franky little foots with bulky arms.
  76. Mega Gnar: Manners isn't made for Gnar, banner Hulk is who I are.
  77. Mega Gnar: Charming but alarming Bandle City's my Jurassic Park.
  78. Mega Gnar: From Diddy Kong to the Might Grodd; Hit Gear 4 then I crush them all.
  79. Mega Gnar: Jumping, crushing, stomping going hard is never going far.
  80. Mega Gnar: This Is War. A Yordle's paradise y'all.
  81. Mega Gnar: And they call me Gnar!
  82.  
  83. [Amumu]
  84.  
  85. Amumu: I've got a mighty tantrum inducing rage all day.
  86. Amumu: When despair sets in, you know it's The Curse of the Sad Mummy.
  87. Amumu: "So sad and lorn the helpless lad," I heard them say...
  88. Amumu: From behind my back, but I guess that is who I've become today.
  89. Amumu: Cryin' to your mummy she ain't cumin' ain't it funny;
  90. Amumu: Stepin' into team fights about to make the money.
  91. Amumu: Throwing out that bandage toss, I'm looking for some new friends.
  92. Amumu: Okay where are we going? Aww wait hey not come back!
  93. Amumu: You don't want to play with me? Then I guess it's time for a hug attack.
  94. Amumu: Tearin' through this brush with my Hunter's Machete, uh...
  95. Amumu: 2 Health Pots and a Warding Totem at the ready.
  96. Amumu: My tears don't fall no they crash all around me because no one wants to duo queue with a sad little mummy
  97. Amumu: Comin' out the Jungle and I'm still looking for new friends.
  98. Amumu: Wanna hug it out or are you looking to get stunned again?
  99. Amumu: Amumu the Mummy, immortal master of misery.
  100. Amumu: With all my CC I'll make us friends for Eternity!
  101.  
  102. [The Donger]
  103.  
  104. Heim: Enough this display is highly repulsive.
  105. Heim: And frankly, far too ego indulgent.
  106. Heim: This misappliance of Science indeed must retire.
  107. Heim: But for the time being, I'll fight fire with fire.
  108. Heim: I am the...
  109. Heim: H E I M E R D I N G E R
  110. Heim: End all, be all.
  111. Heim: Inventor experimentor professor data processor.
  112. Heim: Embodiment of accomplishment, but you can call me God.
  113. Heim: I created the rap game on that level that you can't obtain.
  114. Heim: Turrets in place, rockets to the face...
  115. Heim: Number 1 stunner with a Shock Grenade.
  116. Heim: I see you heading back to base mid is conquered.
  117. Heim: Journal entry title for today, "Raise Your Dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ"
  118. Heim: Even though you scream and you blaspheme I'm more than I seem more than a meme.
  119. Heim: Remember kids, Donger is king.
  120. Heim: My readings aren't light, my afro is tight.
  121. Heim: Say my name, you're God Dong right.
  122.  
  123. [Kennen]
  124.  
  125. Kennen: Kennen, Master Ninja. a hero of the storm.
  126. Kennen: I'm here to counteract the Blizzard lightning's keeping you warm.
  127. Kennen: And with the shimmering shadow, you're gonna feel the Raikiri.
  128. Kennen: An AOE of Thor's Armada striking anyone near me.
  129. Kennen: Thunder drop is in the zone...
  130. Kennen: Smite you down and send you on...
  131. Kennen: Blitzkrieg in the middle lane, mark you till you feel the pain.
  132. Kennen: Stopping dead within your tracks; Then you hear the thunder crack.
  133. Kennen: Leave you blind like you're Lee Sin.
  134. Kennen: You're in the dust, I am the wind.
  135. Kennen: Flash of League of Legends. "Yordle Zeus" is what they're calling me.
  136. Kennen: The Telsa coils around the team till they form a Dichotomy.
  137. Kennen: The lightning blast lobotomy...
  138. Kennen: This homicidal side of me conflicting with the notion that I got my medical degree.
  139. Kennen: No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene.
  140. Kennen: An artist with a Shuriken or scalpel all the same to me.
  141. Kennen: Cause dress me up or down it makes no difference when I'm owning ya.
  142. Kennen: Bandle City's got it's heroes; This one's for Ionia.
  143.  
  144. [Veigar]
  145.  
  146. Veigar: Oh little heroes, how quickly you fall.
  147. Veigar: Kneel before the rod. I am the hand of Desecration.
  148. Veigar: My will is the force that shall undo creation.
  149. Veigar: Impeded by weaklings. Such nerve. Such gall.
  150. Veigar: Valoran at my hand? Now that's thinking too small.
  151. Veigar: Imagine if you will, a small Nexus of worlds.
  152. Veigar: As they curl and unfurl binding lights in a swirl.
  153. Veigar: Clad in darkness; So distant, so vast and destructive.
  154. Veigar: A cluster of stars that bend to my instruction.
  155. Veigar: Take it to the Galaxy, you won't last long; Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton.
  156. Veigar: Generating Mana Q is stacking up the damage. You were never gonna manage, suddenly you're gone.
  157. Veigar: E! Now you're standing in my sight.
  158. Veigar: R! Lose half your life.
  159. Veigar: Nowhere left to run when you're sitting in a stun timer ticking down to 1; W! Goodnight.
  160. Veigar: Ever so suddenly you are cowering up to me.
  161. Veigar: Chaotic Supremacy, no AD for this entropy.
  162. Veigar: Such a thrill when this fire's Ignited.
  163. Veigar: Watching you divided never been so excited.
  164.  
  165. [Tristana]
  166.  
  167. Tristana: Is that a rocket in your pocket?
  168. Tristana: Tristana's here to annihilate the Battlefield.
  169. Tristana: So head to my Bottom Lane, won't you tell me how you really feel?
  170. Tristana: You're just another target. You're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning.
  171. Tristana: Once you're in my sights you're getting shot up by my Boomer Cannon.
  172. Tristana: Hit you with the timer then I rocket so we can get together.
  173. Tristana: Fire till explosion then I'm out. I guess I'll call you never.
  174. Tristana: Next thing you know you're up at home feeling a little mad.
  175. Tristana: But tilting lasts forever. Sorry Babe, you're just a one-night stand.
  176.  
  177. [Teemo]
  178.  
  179. Teemo: Captain Teemo, I'm armed and ready.
  180. Teemo: I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading.
  181. Teemo: Like a pox when I blind you and sneak up behind you...
  182. Teemo: You run, but I'll find you, leave presents inside you.
  183. Teemo: Back up, I'm here to carry the team on my back when it's clear that nobody can match up.
  184. Teemo: Like Prince when the purple is raining and all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up.
  185. Teemo: But here I stand, A yordle holding your life in his hands.
  186. Teemo: One dart and you're back to the stands.
  187. Teemo: All those best laid plans fall to the sand when there's no Kryptonite for this Superman.
  188. Teemo: Omega Squad say "hello" to the new God my darkside is too RAW but war's just what I live for.
  189. Teemo: I'm sick to my stomach of little repugnant deliberate bugs with the mouths that keep running.
  190. Teemo: Toxic or nothing pestilence runneth famine I hunger and for death I cometh.
  191. Teemo: Apocalypse arrives taking no sides, but Teemo is here to decide the fate of the enemy 5 who pray to survive, but none of them leave here alive.
  192. Teemo: Shrooms for you all in the room. This is your tomb while my dominance will resume.
  193. Teemo: Say your farewells. If Teemo is Satan, I'm dragging you, kicking and screaming into Elo Hell!
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