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>Be that way.

>I won't even bother with a traditional farewell.

Now it sounds almost like Rarity.

>You can't, she's Nightmare Moon.

Interesting thing there, they do all act like Nightmare Moon herself came to town.

Maybe in the original concept Luna appeared in her NMM form. It would make more sense for everyone to be such scaredycats.

 

>She's just having trouble adjusting after being gone for a thousand years.

She never had autism. An immortal shouldn't have such civillian problems. Why would you blatantly sabotage your characters like that? She adjusted just greatly when she came back. If Luna had an episode in season 1 depicting a fun cutsie smart personality, then would you have just changed her personality all willy nilly like her appearance?

Stop turning every cute intelligent character into a mental retard(Lesson Zero). Did a horse rape you when you were small?

Also maybe just blame Ponyville ponies for being just dumb and scared of everything, just like real-life horses.

 

8:36 - This scene goes so fast that the music starts playing before Twilight even walks into the forest. In the next 4 seconds she skips to the forest. No actual panning shot showing where she's going there's no in-between scenes to serve as good filler, which is dumb because the show or rather any sandbox slice-of-life is good mainly because of these in-between scenes which make it feel like a living breathing world instead of a shitty storytelling from a talentless writer.

 

8:47 - (Cue bass/heavy tone sound atmosphere and the church bell rings when Twilight calls out Princess Luna.)

Yet another insanely rushed scene. Luna is giving candy to Nightmare Moon so she won't come back and possess her. Just like Zecora told in her story. Good luck figuring out by yourself what this scene meant, in the span of 2 seconds.

>Thank you, finally! somepony who gets my costume. (alleeelujah sfx) (Luna looks sad)

Great now let's never mention this retarded joke ever again. Oh and Luna looking sad is probably because she knew Starswirl personally back in the day... before he/she died. Starswirl was a fucking girl!! Stop ruining my matriarchy.

 

>I saw the elements of harmony change her back to good.

>It was you who released the powers of harmony and took away our dark power.

Oh you stupid dumb motherfucker, so you going with that headcanon. Kinda of a piss-poor choice, considering you're making Luna look like some wimp who can get controlled by her own magic. Plus it takes away the blame from her, not entirely as some like to believe, but still enough to make her look stupid. I despise characters being evil just because they were mind controlled or some bullshit like that, that implies by opposite that every person being good is just because they're being mind controlled. It's much more interesting to see a character naturally switch between good and evil sides by their own free will. Especially when they don't change their morality and personality, they simply fight for a different team for different reasons.

 

Stop showing off your powers you crazy nutcase. By the looks of it I think Luna needs another rainbow lazer blasted to her head.

I'd love a Luna who shows off her multitude of powers, but in a seductive, charming, fun-allowed prankster way. All she does is summon thunder clouds and that's about the extent of her powers. Boring as shit.

 

>Twilight Sparkle: Well, you kinda sound like you're yelling at me.

>Princess Luna: [booming voice] Change our approach?

Auuutissmm. Assburgers. I can't stress this out enough while she's yelling. Autism autism autism, go be a Lunatic on the moooon.

Fucking aspies, man. I don't understand how mlp fans find this funny or can manage to ignore this type of behavior every goddamn time.

Even if the story and events were good, if the characters acted like this then it would ruin my enjoyment. Half the characters are boring as hell and the other ones are obnoxious spastic retards. Great fucking cast.

>Princess Luna: [normal voice] Ohhh. We have been locked away for a thousand years. We are... not sure we can.

*Plays season 1 episode 1 clips* uh huh, yeah, whatever you say, definitely not your shit taste and no-fun decisions. Nice way of contradicting your own canon, retards.

They don't even bother answering if she was stuck ON the moon or AS the moon. Perhaps it's for the best they didn't, I bet they'd pick the autistic choice by making her stand on the moon. She could still have visions and a form of control while transformed into the moon. Just like Discord, you don't see Discord talking chaos gibberish like some hilly billy gypsy. Mike Vogel just enjoys writing the show as autistic as possible, it seems like he enjoys it.  I like fun, but quality endearing fun, not what today's autists find fun like dubstep and obnoxious yelling, lame jokes.

 

>Skipping directly to Fluttershy's house.

Why do these assholes insist on cutting all the good parts?

>Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, Princess. Fluttershy can give you some great pointers. She's delicate and demure with the sweetest little voice.  (Nice eloquent words there, like she used to talk)

>Fluttershy: Go away! No candy here! Visitors not welcome on Nightmare Night!

That was back in season 1, welcome to season 2... and 3,4,5.

I "love" how they're/he's actually aware that he's taking a shit on the original show by turning it into a parody.

This episode makes Fluttershy have a yelling streak of 4: Best Night Ever, Return Of Harmony, Lesson Zero, Luna Eclipsed.

4 episodes in a row where Fluttershy yells and acts out of her default relaxed voice.

>She's delicate and demure with the sweetest little voice.

Also nicely spoken there by Twilight, like she used to do back in season 1, not all the time but enough.

Most fanfic writers can't be eloquent worth a shit and instead write Twilight as an academic nerd, when she's suppose to come from a sophisticated, educated city where she was Celestia's apprentice, so some royal mannerisms must have  /

Nightmare Moon was royal and well composed, she even made a comment about it "Am I not royal enough for you?" Again contradicts Eclipsed's Luna.