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Creation of a pussy

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  1. Creation of a pussy
  3. Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
  4. created a pussy to their design.
  5. First was a butcher,
  6. with smart wit,
  7. using a knife,
  8. he gave it a slit,
  9. Second was a carpenter,
  10. strong and bold,
  11. with a hammer and chisel,
  12. he gave it a hole,
  13. Third was a tailor,
  14. tall and thin,
  15. by using red velvet,
  16. he lined it within,
  17. Fourth was a hunter,
  18. short and stout,
  19. with a piece of fox fur,
  20. he lined it without,
  21. Fifth was a fisherman,
  22. nasty as hell,
  23. threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
  24. Sixth was a preacher,
  25. whose name was McGee,
  26. he touched it and blessed it,
  27. and said it could pee,
  28. Last was a sailor,
  29. dirty little runt,
  30. he sucked it and fucked it,
  31. and called it a cunt.
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