SAdraGoons Drinking Game!

What You Need!

Gentleman Officer Set Up:

A bottle each of the following spirits and liquors.

Vodka (For when playing as Russia).
Scottish Malt Whiskey (For when playing as the United Kingdom).
Schnaps (For when playing as Prussia).
Some fancy expensive German beer of any type (Austria).
Red Wine (For when playing as The French).
A fancy glass to drink it from.

Possible Historic or fancy made head gear. Bonus points if user constructed.


Soldier Edition:

A slightly cheaper version based around beers. Bonus points if you are drinking from an internet or locally bought theme beer.
A bottle opener and your mouth (or beer hat with NAPOLEON written on it).

The Rules:

Take a single shot if the following happens:

*If Nurdbot (SeanBeanShako) gets wasted by a Artillery shell or shot in the head in the first few minutes.
*The Goon Officer in charge is cut down in mid order by sword or shot.
*If the password is either a foot related item or unoriginal and used before.
*If goons spawn with an extra standard bearer or three musicians instead if two.
*Somebody accuses us for firing out of line.
*You discover you dropped your musket for picking up our flag.
*You die without using your heavy cav sword/saber you just picked up.
*Somebody in public chat spams a meme or mispells the word cavalry.
*A goon gets the regiment wrong and spawns in during the first round.
*If anyone bring up Sharpe.
*If you see a pubbie with a hilarious looking face (two shots if they kill somebody).
*Somebody fighting off the enemy with the small saber.
*A goon accidentally fires his musket before being ordered too or on the march.
*A goon kicks a fellow goon in the butt for attention.
*When you disconnect from the server.
*When a goon brings up 'historic' 'fact'.
*If the goon in front of you has the same facial hair (two if it is that combined with mutton chops!)
*If somebody mounts and tries to ride away from death with the artillery carriage horse (two shots if it is a goon).
*The friendly pubbie sapper puts down the wrong kind of defence.
*The Goon musician gets shot just as he picks up a musket and joins the line.
*That you expect you'll sound terrible in the coming recording of this battle when it appears on YouTube.
*When Nurdbot brings up the old 'I remember when we had 250 instead of 200' chestnut.
*If a draGoon in line has a brain fart and runs of the line during combat, realizes everyone is holding it and awkwardly returns to it a second later (three shots if he dies just as he gets back).
*When somebody in TS makes a pop culture or general reference (be it music/video games/movies/politics).
*Goons commence the jiggling.
*A Goon gets Parrots mod working, but forgets to replace his Ini.file and brings up the lack of sky.

Take two shots if the following happens:

*When a goon suggests or repeats the word charge in TS.
*We have to reset because somebody got TK happy setting up.
*We get utterly slaughtered charging the enemy half our number.
*The Admin gets carried away with Admin chat and throws out at least two anime smiles.
*Our Artillery obviously did not practice and has not had a chain kill by round 3.
*Our cav really does not know what they are doing play like Mount and Blade cav (three shots if they are lancer!)
*The Admin goes General without telling anyone gets killed losing his Admin horse.
*Somebody accuses us of firing out of line DESPITE BEING CAV AND NOT HAVING FIREARMS.
*We fight some dudes off and capture a flag, but nobody can remember what they are called.
*Your horse is hit whilst dragooning it on foot/the horse you are chasing is scared off just as you reach it somehow.
*During melee one goon stabs another through the chest by accident trying to kill that one guy.
*When somebody brings up Mel Gibson or The Patriot.
*You are ran over by friendly cav (Three shots if it is a goon on a horse).
*Some line infantry sneak up behind us while we're preparing to fire and jab us in the back to death.
*We all fire at once....and hit nothing.
*A goon complains about the lag.
*Some in all chat types 'Got shits of the Kaiser' (three shots if a goon!)
*The Warband client boots you back to desktop.
*The last goon artillery ranker died...with his sword out instead of the rammer.
*Goon cav rears together as one after pulling up.
*A goon dies trying to save the standard.
*When it turns out some of the battle you have recorded has sound or image issues.
*You get a kill with your flintlock pistol (three shots if you nail him in the head).
*Somebody does a Total War Adviser impression.


Take three shots if the following happens:

*We encounter one pubbie who decimates the entire line with his bayonet.
*Our entire line is swept from the field by one cannon ball/howitzer shell.
*Gaga/Phantom Zero proceeds to decimate all he encounters and then gets stabbed in the back when the numbers eventually overwhelms him.
*A whole regiment decides to leave without telling anyone and leaves either team with an obvious disadvantage (Four shots if it is OUR team).
*The Admin decides to spawn an Admin tool for no reason (only if you still have the sound files on).
*Friendly Artillery hits our own line by accident.
*A goon complains about the admin.
*The server goes down halfway through the line battle.
*Goon Canister fires at close range and utterly misses the advancing enemy.
*Our entire army decides to split up gang and go walkies about instead of staying together and fighting defensively and gets rolled up in five minutes.
*If a goon cannot get Parrots mod to work at all.


Finish the glass if the following happens:

*Pull through a round with minimal casualties.
*We win the round.
*We win the gimmick round.

Use mouth wash when you run out of booze, get a friend or family member to drive you to the Hospital after the battle.