100 random items

1:    5 grams of loose dirt
2:    3 chunks of flint
3:    a matchstick
4:    a tiny statuette of a terrified kobold
5:    a small rock
6:    small wand that can only detect itself
7:    metal beer flagon (empty)
8:    broken porcelain (originated from a bowl)
9:    a 5ml glob of gelatine
10: 10 grams of biscuit crumbs
11: weathered copper wire (40 cm)
12: a small rat
13: a stone-carved hair comb
14: a single playing card
15: a splintered wooden dice
16: a 10 cm square of sheep skin cloth
17: a ball of cotton wool
18: the last page of a mystery novel
19: a small plush toy of the nemesis of who pulled the item out of the bag
20: a single slipper (same size as result 33)
21: a handful of dry straw
22: a small glass filled with water
23: a well used wooden spoon
24: a copper coin that floats 1 inch from the ground when dropped or tossed
25: a small puff of steam
26: a drunken faerie
27: a marble with an orc in the centre of it
28: a paper hat from a Christmas cracker
29: a fortune cookie
30: a tiny chest that fits in your palm. Within is a locked smaller chest, with no key
31: The tail from a fox
32: a small red gem, if taken to a shop to sell, you find it is a fake!
33: another single slipper (same size as result 20)
34: a children’s book, titled ‘The gnoll’s playtime’.
35: a piece of paper of arcane origin. It glows faintly red, and you swear it whispered ‘kill... friend...’
36: a quill pen, without ink.
37: the feather of a blue bird
38: a decent length of dental floss (2 foot)
39: a frying pan handle
40: a pirate hat and an eye patch
41: a glass bottle of ‘drunken dwarf ale’ (half empty)
42: a stone carving of the number 42; it can be used as a thrown brick.
43: a baseball bat held together by duct tape and string
44: a tiny field mouse
45: a spider egg
46: a picture of someone else’s family
47: a small wooden caravan toy, with wooden horse
48: A half dozen of wheat bars
49: 7 vividly coloured rocks, each of 7 hues themselves
50: a manual with instructions to make homemade alcohol
51: a small metal amulet with a pentagram on it. It is not magical, nor does it do anything special.
52: an identification card that’s picture can change to whoever you describe.
53: a button that had been snapped off of some machinery
54: a rusted fork
55: a paper wrapper for some confectionary
56: an empty tube of “Wilson’s Kobold Meat”
57: a small statuette of a ruler
58: a tiny piano that can fit on your palm
59: a kazoo
60: 1 gram of gunpowder
61: a fragment of a shattered blade
62: a poster for a concert in a far away town. It depicts a band that only play bagpipes
63: a bag of dropping (does not keep hold of anything placed in the bag)
64: a blocky figurine of a poorly sculpted plumber in an odd red hat
65: a gold-laced shoe lace.
66: an extraordinarily long piece of string (25 metres)
67: a box of nails
68: a box of snapped matchsticks
69: a metal bucket full of coal
70: a miniature didgeridoo
71: a one-use sword made from light. When it is sheathed, it cannot be reactivated
72: a book bound in human flesh, littered in strange symbols and printed in blood, presumably human in nature as well.
73: an afro wig
74: a screw
75: a small monkey
76: a large monkey wrench
77: a poster that illustrates what happens in a certain town square five minutes in the future
78: a paper note saying ‘397 Gold Pieces’. Roll bluff check DC 40 to use as real currency.
79: a bowtie
80: a box of tissues
81: a slice of pizza (shrimp and anchovy flavour)
82: a enchanted bucket holding half a litre of lava
83: a pair of finger nails clippers
84: 1d4 chocolate chip cookies
85: a bottle cap
86: a vial of stored lightning, inflicts d10 electric damage to nearest target when smashed
87: a belt buckle
88: a broken old boot
89: an ornate golden candle
90: a tome with a tendency for spontaneous combustion
91: a hammer
92: a dog food bowl
93: a pair of safety scissors
94: a stick that emits light for 6 six second intervals, and then flashes like a strobe light until turned off and on again.
95: a book of sheet music
96: a pair of dog tags, eerily with the name and information of whoever drew them from the bag
97: a full, unopened bottle of antique whiskey
98: a tiny shovel
99: a Viking helmet
100: five D20s