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- You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
- Question to discuss:
- Why do you use omegle?
- Stranger 2: Because I'm a bad ass bitch
- Stranger 1: same here
- Stranger 2: Oh god
- Stranger 2: mi fa male
- Stranger 2: mi tummi
- Stranger 2: Aww my puppy is here
- Stranger 1: Закрои твй рот
- Stranger 2: bitch I am american
- Stranger 2: I do not be speaking dat
- Stranger 2: speak english not communist
- Stranger 1: Good for you
- Stranger 1: Kk
- Stranger 2: Well I don't understand you
- Stranger 2: so...
- Stranger 1: Why
- Stranger 2: How are you my dear
- Stranger 2: Because I don't speak ukranian!
- Stranger 1: You seem like a 15 year old black girl
- Stranger 2: Those weird letters
- Stranger 1: It's russian
- Stranger 2: I'm a 18 year old white boy
- Stranger 1: HAHAHA
- Stranger 2: What's funny faggot
- Stranger 1: Well then you must be gay
- Stranger 2: I'm gonna punch the fuck out of your head
- Stranger 2: How am I gay, I get pussy 247
- Stranger 1: Oh chill white boy
- Stranger 1: Then why are you on omegle
- Stranger 2: How's come you think I'm gay
- Stranger 1: Go eat some pussy
- Stranger 2: Because I'm layin down for a rest
- Stranger 2: I've had enough for today
- Stranger 2: It's 3 pm
- Stranger 2: nap time
- Stranger 1: 9pm over here
- Stranger 2: What are you doing in russia? waiting in a breqd line?
- Stranger 2: bread*
- Stranger 1: I'm not in Russia dumbass
- Stranger 1: How many languages do you speak
- Stranger 2: well
- Stranger 2: excuse the fuck out of me
- Stranger 1: lil white boy
- Stranger 2: One and a half languages
- Stranger 1: Wow that's a lot really
- Stranger 2: I am probably half fluent in italian
- Stranger 2: But I never learned a language
- Stranger 2: I only know it from being raised with it
- Stranger 2: I never took a language at school, it seems boring as fuck
- Stranger 2: I only have to know english
- Stranger 1: I speak 5 languages fluently and working so fucking hard to become rich and everything you do is telling people they're poor because theyre from Russia?
- Stranger 2: Who cares if you speak 5 languages
- Stranger 2: You were that bored
- Stranger 1: Yeah maybe because your lazy and stupid
- Stranger 2: to learn 5 languages
- Stranger 2: That's the most tedious shit ever
- Stranger 2: You don't have to be smart to learn languages, you just have to enjoy doing repetitive, trivial exercises
- Stranger 1: My parents talk to me in Russian and German and I learned the other three in school
- Stranger 2: Well that's boring as fuck
- Stranger 2: way to waste your time
- Stranger 1: Oh well of course you have to be smart
- Stranger 1: It wasn't my choice
- Stranger 2: Lol dumb idiots can speak more than one language
- Stranger 1: But now I'm proud that I can communicate with people all over the world
- Stranger 2: the stupidest Mexican can speak english and Spanish for God's sake and
- Stranger 2: even if they're retarded
- Stranger 1: But 5? Seriously ?
- Stranger 2: They can learn it
- Stranger 2: I would be more impressed with someone who made 5 really cool card houses
- Stranger 1: It's so rare and you act like it would be nothing
- Stranger 2: Because at least that takes skill
- Stranger 2: or someone who wrote 5 short stories or symphonies
- Stranger 1: you don't know me at all so don't judge me
- Stranger 2: speaking 5 languages is nothing to be proud of, it just shows how worthless your time must be
- Stranger 2: The only language you need to know is english
- Stranger 2: That's the universal language
- Stranger 2: Thanks to us
- Stranger 1: Well in 10 years I will be a famous journalist and will be able to swim in my money while you will be asking me for 1$
- Stranger 2: Lol do you know how hard it is to get a journalism job where you actually make money
- Stranger 1: You Americans don't have a real education
- Stranger 2: You'll probably make 20k a year
- Stranger 2: Lol who cares if we have a "real" education
- Stranger 1: My parents are famous journalists they will make me famous ;)
- Stranger 2: My parents have 0 education and we live in a mansion and I drive a range rover and I'm 16 years old
- Stranger 2: fuck a real education
- Stranger 1: Hahah you're soo mature
- Stranger 1: I'm 16 too and now compare us
- Stranger 2: I'll just run my dad's company
- Stranger 2: And I'll always be better than you
- Stranger 2: No matter how educated you are
- Stranger 1: You seem to have nothing in your brain
- Stranger 1: Haha oh really why?
- Stranger 2: I'm smarter than you, even if I will be uneducated
- Stranger 2: Because I am fabulous and you're not, you're some little nerd
- Stranger 1: Really
- Stranger 2: You're just dumb enough to try hard, I am too cool for school
- Stranger 1: Sure I am
- Stranger 1: Hahahaha omg
- Stranger 2: You play their stupid game
- Stranger 1: That's so embarassing
- Stranger 2: For you
- Stranger 2: Yes it is
- Stranger 2: I am embarrassed for you
- Stranger 1: First you were 18 now your 16
- Stranger 2: do you even bring honor to your family name
- Stranger 1: You don't even know your own age
- Stranger 1: I do
- Stranger 2: true
- Stranger 2: I guess I did lie, I'm not 18
- Stranger 2: The only way a girl can bring honor to her family is to get dressed up and marry into a nice family
- Stranger 2: And produce sons
- Stranger 2: And you're racist
- Stranger 1: We have 14 subjects and have everywhere but philosophy 10/10 you don't know how jealous my friends are and how proud my family is
- Stranger 2: But you're a girl
- Stranger 1: I'm not I love America
- Stranger 2: But you said I was black
- Stranger 1: But some of you are just too stupid
- Stranger 2: All of you are too stupid
- Stranger 1: I also love black people
- Stranger 2: racist bitch
- Stranger 1: All of who?
- Stranger 2: europeans
- Stranger 1: You don't even know where I live
- Stranger 1: I know I'm not racist and that's enough
- Stranger 1: Half of my friends are black
- Stranger 2: my dog is so fuckin cute
- Stranger 1: Eat him
- Stranger 2: Are you chinese
- Stranger 1: Hahaha and you said I was racist
- Stranger 2: They eat dogs, do they not
- Stranger 2: You stupid Canadian hoe
- Stranger 1: Canadian?!
- Stranger 2: yeah
- Stranger 2: omg
- Stranger 2: Can I see your titties
- Stranger 1: So I'm Russian Canadian European racist and a girl
- Stranger 1: You're so smart though
- Stranger 2: shake yo titties baybeh
- Stranger 1: Typical white boy hahah
- Stranger 2: asian girl ;)
- Stranger 2: listen I don't want there to be so much drama
- Stranger 1: Then just disconnect
- Stranger 2: We can get along
- Stranger 2: hello, I'm ------, what's your name
- Stranger 1: I'm here to have some discussions and not to talk to some fucking horny teens
- Stranger 2: We can discuss
- Stranger 2: I just like to be polite
- Stranger 1: First you insult me then your a sexist and now you just want to talk
- Stranger 2: well
- Stranger 2: yes
- Stranger 1: Oh sure yeah I see
- Stranger 2: is that bad
- Stranger 2: omg where is my famileh
- Stranger 2: I am all alone
- Stranger 2: What if someone steals me
- Stranger 2: I guess my dog can protect me
- Stranger 2: He is a pomeranian
- Stranger 1: Tell them you're talking to a russian girl living in Germany, they won't touch you hahah
- Stranger 2: pomeranian are awesome, you can get all kinds of bitches to come over to see him cuz he's so cute
- Stranger 2: So you are russian
- Stranger 2: I told you
- Stranger 1: I don't know what a Pomeranian is
- Stranger 2: Google image
- Stranger 2: They are from the land of pomerania
- Stranger 1: Nah
- Stranger 2: They are cute tiny little fluffy dots
- Stranger 2: dogs
- Stranger 1: haha ok
- Stranger 2: like very very very tiny spitz
- Stranger 2: Did you ever see the bolshoi hallet
- Stranger 2: ballet
- Stranger 1: No
- Stranger 2: Why is putin a dicm
- Stranger 2: dick*
- Stranger 1: Idk I don't like him either
- Stranger 2: such a smart girl
- Stranger 1: hahah there is someone reading our chat
- Stranger 1: Totally forgot that
- Stranger 2: Probably beating off
- Stranger 1: haha
- Stranger 2: Do you know what beating off is
- Stranger 1: I'm not sure if it translated right
- Stranger 2: If you saw talking to someone in english and you like them just say that you enjoy beating off and they'll think you're cool
- Stranger 1: Uhm no thanks
- Stranger 1: Maybe you can tell someone German Ich hab deine mutter geknallt aber hab voll den kleinen
- Stranger 1: I bet they will like you too
- Stranger 2: Tell meeee
- Stranger 1: I'm leaving, bye
- Stranger 2: bye
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