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  1. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
  2. Question to discuss:
  3. Why do you use omegle?
  4. Stranger 2: Because I'm a bad ass bitch
  5. Stranger 1: same here
  6. Stranger 2: Oh god
  7. Stranger 2: mi fa male
  8. Stranger 2: mi tummi
  9. Stranger 2: Aww my puppy is here
  10. Stranger 1: Закрои твй рот
  11. Stranger 2: bitch I am american
  12. Stranger 2: I do not be speaking dat
  13. Stranger 2: speak english not communist
  14. Stranger 1: Good for you
  15. Stranger 1: Kk
  16. Stranger 2: Well I don't understand you
  17. Stranger 2: so...
  18. Stranger 1: Why
  19. Stranger 2: How are you my dear
  20. Stranger 2: Because I don't speak ukranian!
  21. Stranger 1: You seem like a 15 year old black girl
  22. Stranger 2: Those weird letters
  23. Stranger 1: It's russian
  24. Stranger 2: I'm a 18 year old white boy
  25. Stranger 1: HAHAHA
  26. Stranger 2: What's funny faggot
  27. Stranger 1: Well then you must be gay
  28. Stranger 2: I'm gonna punch the fuck out of your head
  29. Stranger 2: How am I gay, I get pussy 247
  30. Stranger 1: Oh chill white boy
  31. Stranger 1: Then why are you on omegle
  32. Stranger 2: How's come you think I'm gay
  33. Stranger 1: Go eat some pussy
  34. Stranger 2: Because I'm layin down for a rest
  35. Stranger 2: I've had enough for today
  36. Stranger 2: It's 3 pm
  37. Stranger 2: nap time
  38. Stranger 1: 9pm over here
  39. Stranger 2: What are you doing in russia? waiting in a breqd line?
  40. Stranger 2: bread*
  41. Stranger 1: I'm not in Russia dumbass
  42. Stranger 1: How many languages do you speak
  43. Stranger 2: well
  44. Stranger 2: excuse the fuck out of me
  45. Stranger 1: lil white boy
  46. Stranger 2: One and a half languages
  47. Stranger 1: Wow that's a lot really
  48. Stranger 2: I am probably half fluent in italian
  49. Stranger 2: But I never learned a language
  50. Stranger 2: I only know it from being raised with it
  51. Stranger 2: I never took a language at school, it seems boring as fuck
  52. Stranger 2: I only have to know english
  53. Stranger 1: I speak 5 languages fluently and working so fucking hard to become rich and everything you do is telling people they're poor because theyre from Russia?
  54. Stranger 2: Who cares if you speak 5 languages
  55. Stranger 2: You were that bored
  56. Stranger 1: Yeah maybe because your lazy and stupid
  57. Stranger 2: to learn 5 languages
  58. Stranger 2: That's the most tedious shit ever
  59. Stranger 2: You don't have to be smart to learn languages, you just have to enjoy doing repetitive, trivial exercises
  60. Stranger 1: My parents talk to me in Russian and German and I learned the other three in school
  61. Stranger 2: Well that's boring as fuck
  62. Stranger 2: way to waste your time
  63. Stranger 1: Oh well of course you have to be smart
  64. Stranger 1: It wasn't my choice
  65. Stranger 2: Lol dumb idiots can speak more than one language
  66. Stranger 1: But now I'm proud that I can communicate with people all over the world
  67. Stranger 2: the stupidest Mexican can speak english and Spanish for God's sake and
  68. Stranger 2: even if they're retarded
  69. Stranger 1: But 5? Seriously ?
  70. Stranger 2: They can learn it
  71. Stranger 2: I would be more impressed with someone who made 5 really cool card houses
  72. Stranger 1: It's so rare and you act like it would be nothing
  73. Stranger 2: Because at least that takes skill
  74. Stranger 2: or someone who wrote 5 short stories or symphonies
  75. Stranger 1: you don't know me at all so don't judge me
  76. Stranger 2: speaking 5 languages is nothing to be proud of, it just shows how worthless your time must be
  77. Stranger 2: The only language you need to know is english
  78. Stranger 2: That's the universal language
  79. Stranger 2: Thanks to us
  80. Stranger 1: Well in 10 years I will be a famous journalist and will be able to swim in my money while you will be asking me for 1$
  81. Stranger 2: Lol do you know how hard it is to get a journalism job where you actually make money
  82. Stranger 1: You Americans don't have a real education
  83. Stranger 2: You'll probably make 20k a year
  84. Stranger 2: Lol who cares if we have a "real" education
  85. Stranger 1: My parents are famous journalists they will make me famous ;)
  86. Stranger 2: My parents have 0 education and we live in a mansion and I drive a range rover and I'm 16 years old
  87. Stranger 2: fuck a real education
  88. Stranger 1: Hahah you're soo mature
  89. Stranger 1: I'm 16 too and now compare us
  90. Stranger 2: I'll just run my dad's company
  91. Stranger 2: And I'll always be better than you
  92. Stranger 2: No matter how educated you are
  93. Stranger 1: You seem to have nothing in your brain
  94. Stranger 1: Haha oh really why?
  95. Stranger 2: I'm smarter than you, even if I will be uneducated
  96. Stranger 2: Because I am fabulous and you're not, you're some little nerd
  97. Stranger 1: Really
  98. Stranger 2: You're just dumb enough to try hard, I am too cool for school
  99. Stranger 1: Sure I am
  100. Stranger 1: Hahahaha omg
  101. Stranger 2: You play their stupid game
  102. Stranger 1: That's so embarassing
  103. Stranger 2: For you
  104. Stranger 2: Yes it is
  105. Stranger 2: I am embarrassed for you
  106. Stranger 1: First you were 18 now your 16
  107. Stranger 2: do you even bring honor to your family name
  108. Stranger 1: You don't even know your own age
  109. Stranger 1: I do
  110. Stranger 2: true
  111. Stranger 2: I guess I did lie, I'm not 18
  112. Stranger 2: The only way a girl can bring honor to her family is to get dressed up and marry into a nice family
  113. Stranger 2: And produce sons
  114. Stranger 2: And you're racist
  115. Stranger 1: We have 14 subjects and have everywhere but philosophy 10/10 you don't know how jealous my friends are and how proud my family is
  116. Stranger 2: But you're a girl
  117. Stranger 1: I'm not I love America
  118. Stranger 2: But you said I was black
  119. Stranger 1: But some of you are just too stupid
  120. Stranger 2: All of you are too stupid
  121. Stranger 1: I also love black people
  122. Stranger 2: racist bitch
  123. Stranger 1: All of who?
  124. Stranger 2: europeans
  125. Stranger 1: You don't even know where I live
  126. Stranger 1: I know I'm not racist and that's enough
  127. Stranger 1: Half of my friends are black
  128. Stranger 2: my dog is so fuckin cute
  129. Stranger 1: Eat him
  130. Stranger 2: Are you chinese
  131. Stranger 1: Hahaha and you said I was racist
  132. Stranger 2: They eat dogs, do they not
  133. Stranger 2: You stupid Canadian hoe
  134. Stranger 1: Canadian?!
  135. Stranger 2: yeah
  136. Stranger 2: omg
  137. Stranger 2: Can I see your titties
  138. Stranger 1: So I'm Russian Canadian European racist and a girl
  139. Stranger 1: You're so smart though
  140. Stranger 2: shake yo titties baybeh
  141. Stranger 1: Typical white boy hahah
  142. Stranger 2: asian girl ;)
  143. Stranger 2: listen I don't want there to be so much drama
  144. Stranger 1: Then just disconnect
  145. Stranger 2: We can get along
  146. Stranger 2: hello, I'm ------, what's your name
  147. Stranger 1: I'm here to have some discussions and not to talk to some fucking horny teens
  148. Stranger 2: We can discuss
  149. Stranger 2: I just like to be polite
  150. Stranger 1: First you insult me then your a sexist and now you just want to talk
  151. Stranger 2: well
  152. Stranger 2: yes
  153. Stranger 1: Oh sure yeah I see
  154. Stranger 2: is that bad
  155. Stranger 2: omg where is my famileh
  156. Stranger 2: I am all alone
  157. Stranger 2: What if someone steals me
  158. Stranger 2: I guess my dog can protect me
  159. Stranger 2: He is a pomeranian
  160. Stranger 1: Tell them you're talking to a russian girl living in Germany, they won't touch you hahah
  161. Stranger 2: pomeranian are awesome, you can get all kinds of bitches to come over to see him cuz he's so cute
  162. Stranger 2: So you are russian
  163. Stranger 2: I told you
  164. Stranger 1: I don't know what a Pomeranian is
  165. Stranger 2: Google image
  166. Stranger 2: They are from the land of pomerania
  167. Stranger 1: Nah
  168. Stranger 2: They are cute tiny little fluffy dots
  169. Stranger 2: dogs
  170. Stranger 1: haha ok
  171. Stranger 2: like very very very tiny spitz
  172. Stranger 2: Did you ever see the bolshoi hallet
  173. Stranger 2: ballet
  174. Stranger 1: No
  175. Stranger 2: Why is putin a dicm
  176. Stranger 2: dick*
  177. Stranger 1: Idk I don't like him either
  178. Stranger 2: such a smart girl
  179. Stranger 1: hahah there is someone reading our chat
  180. Stranger 1: Totally forgot that
  181. Stranger 2: Probably beating off
  182. Stranger 1: haha
  183. Stranger 2: Do you know what beating off is
  184. Stranger 1: I'm not sure if it translated right
  185. Stranger 2: If you saw talking to someone in english and you like them just say that you enjoy beating off and they'll think you're cool
  186. Stranger 1: Uhm no thanks
  187. Stranger 1: Maybe you can tell someone German Ich hab deine mutter geknallt aber hab voll den kleinen
  188. Stranger 1: I bet they will like you too
  189. Stranger 2: Tell meeee
  190. Stranger 1: I'm leaving, bye
  191. Stranger 2: bye
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