Steamroll's Signature log

Last Updated 24.05.2013

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(15:33:57) +blarajan: lies.

(15:34:01) +blarajan: haunter wouldn't demod me.

(15:34:09) +Steamroll: in 3

(15:34:09) nightwolf: to troll you he would

(15:34:10) +Steamroll: 2

(15:34:12) +Steamroll: 1

(15:34:15) blarajan: he's not aldaron.

(15:34:17) blarajan: damn.

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(16:37:51) [BM]ShadowAbra: thats rather rude steamroll one should always have empathy

(16:38:06) +Steamroll: empathy disolves empires :P

(16:38:33) [BM]ShadowAbra: Empires are for people with breathing problems

(16:38:34) Heysup: .

(16:38:38) [BM]ShadowAbra: and old people with hoodie sweaters

(16:38:57) [BM]ShadowAbra: oh and assassinated dudes named after salads

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[17:48:23] <@MoP> with qwilfish support and that floating ice bullshit that rapid spins

[17:48:34] <@MoP> what's the floating ice bullshit that rapid spins called?

[17:48:37] <@DoomVM> cyogonal

[17:48:38] <+Kkop> Cryogonal

[17:48:40] <@MoP> fuck it i think that's a good name for it

[17:49:01] <@MoP> from now on it'll be refered to as fibtrs

[17:49:06] <@MoP> it's like typoing fibers really

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[00:58:18] <WildEep> [21:58:08] <&tennisace> im not nosing any butts

[00:58:20] <WildEep> tennisdog would, though

[00:58:25] <tennisace> hhahahahhaa

[00:58:28] * tennisace is now known as tennisdog

[00:58:32] * tennisdog hump shii

[00:58:32] * tennisdog hump shii

[00:58:33] * tennisdog hump shii

[00:58:34] * tennisdog hump shii

[00:58:35] * tennisdog hump shii

[00:58:42] <WildEep> I was trying so hard to keep this serious

[00:58:43] * tennisdog pees on eep's lawn

[00:58:47] * tennisdog is now known as tennisace

[00:58:48] <Steamroll> ....

[00:58:54] <WildEep> but I couldn't NOT take that one

[00:58:56] <Fatecrashers> marvelous

[00:59:25] <tennisace> where is shii anyway

[00:59:31] <Shii> ugh

[00:59:35] <tennisace> lol

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(20:00:58) butanal peroxide: jumpman is the short white guy with the jewfro right

(20:06:57) QWERTYQ: I know jump was a woman

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[22:01:13] <+Fatecrashers> can't think of a more effective way to sober up than to have someone shit on you

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(19:36)*iss pets sirndpt      

(19:36)sirndpt: with a rubber

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(21:36:18) JonnyRolo: if a girl stole your phone get your friends phone take a picture of ur dicik and send tour phone

(21:36:26) Comp Psychic Alt: in OU even it's decent

(21:36:28) JonnyRolo: then fuck her

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@dtc: steamroll I'm an idiot fuck you

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(19:56:35) sasuke uchia: is anoyne on the top 100 ou ladder

(19:56:41) +taylor: 100 people

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(18:33:33) +ginganinja: then I said

(18:33:43) +ginganinja: I was a high class call girl

(18:33:48) +Haunter: ...

(18:33:53) +ginganinja: and hes like

(18:33:56) +ginganinja: o a slut then

(18:33:57) +Violatic: (23:33:33) +ginganinja: then I said

(18:33:57) +Violatic: (23:33:43) +ginganinja: I was a high class call girl

(18:34:01) +Violatic: somebody sig it.

(18:34:05) +ginganinja: and then I was like

(18:34:06) +ginganinja: fuck you

(18:34:07) +Haunter: lol

(18:34:12) +ginganinja: judging me

(18:34:18) +ginganinja: and yea

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[19:32:13] <THE_IRON_KENYAN> for awhile I thought kate upton was b. j. uptons sister

[19:32:16] <THE_IRON_KENYAN> but bj is black

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[19:02:10] <%LUST> if sir is in a team, there's a 100% of that team going downwards

[19:02:11] <Sir> word

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[21:54:48] <%NonelyLess> Snunch you only say that because you don't find girls attractive lol

[21:54:50] <%NonelyLess> *guys

[21:54:52] <%NonelyLess> I MEANT GUYS

[21:54:54] <%NonelyLess> YOU'REN OT GAY

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(22:49:59) +Bloo: (19:44) [HtC] The big bang: can i become mod or megauser?

(22:49:59) +Bloo: (19:46) The other party left the server, so the window was disabled.

(22:49:59) +Bloo: (19:47) The player has logged on again

(22:49:59) +Bloo: (19:48) [HtC] The big bang: please

(22:49:59) +Bloo: (19:48) [HtC] The big bang: please

(22:49:59) +Bloo: (19:48) [HtC] The big bang: please

(22:49:59) +Bloo: (19:48) [HtC] The big bang: please

(22:49:59) +Bloo: (19:48) [HtC] The big bang: please

(22:49:59) +Bloo: (19:48) [HtC] The big bang: please

(22:49:59) +Bloo: (19:48) [HtC] The big bang: please

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(19:08) robinclarijs: still I would like to see some evidence

(19:08) robinclarijs: even if I have to become a mod for this Im willing to do this

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Darkaxis        DTC

Darkaxis        Don't take this the wrong way

Darkaxis        But I don't care if you're a female...

zeb     dtc darkaxis wants your body regardless of gender

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**reyscarface thinking of a wcop mascot for Latin America**

[23:44:54] <reyscarface> a fuckin BLASTOISe

[23:44:57] <reyscarface> playing football

[23:44:57] <reyscarface> OMG

[23:44:58] <reyscarface> YES

[23:45:06] <reyscarface> BLASTOISE WITH GOALIE GLOVES

[23:45:07] <reyscarface> AND

[23:45:09] <reyscarface> BALLS

[23:45:11] <reyscarface> ON ITS CANNONS

[23:45:13] <reyscarface> SO IT SHOOTS BALLS

[23:45:14] <reyscarface> OMG

...one minute later...

[23:46:28] <reyscarface> http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt335/edson10puma/jorge-campos-94.jpg

[23:46:30] <reyscarface> LETS FUCKING

[23:46:31] <reyscarface> GET IT

[23:46:32] <reyscarface> FUCKING

[23:46:33] <reyscarface> OMG

[23:46:35] <reyscarface> im wetting myself

[23:46:37] <reyscarface> just thinking of this

[23:46:39] <ShakeItUp> lold

[23:46:40] <negres> LOL

[23:46:42] <Ginku> lol

[23:46:42] <negres> what the fuck is that

[23:46:48] <KnightoftheWind> mexico is ridiculous

...8 minutes later...

[23:53:19] <reyscarface> YO

[23:53:20] <reyscarface> I DID

[23:53:22] <reyscarface> A QUICK SKETCH

[23:53:23] <reyscarface> OF IT

[23:53:34] <reyscarface> http://i48.tinypic.com/vceh3.png

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(18:21:23) Youki Konpaku: I think we could've at least kicked or warned first

(18:21:23) Youki Konpaku: js

(18:21:29) +Limi: i won't

(18:21:41) +Steamroll: yamata he was spamming the same question

(18:21:53) +Steamroll: every ten seconds

(18:21:57) Youki Konpaku: Oh lol

(18:21:58) +Great Sage: .

(18:22:02) +Great Sage: (18:22:00) +Great Sage: .

(18:22:12) +Great Sage: (18:22:04) +Great Sage: (18:22:00) +Great Sage: .

(18:22:12) +Steamroll: not even every ten seconds

(18:22:12) +Steamroll: lol

(18:22:16) Youki Konpaku: ahahaha

(18:22:28) +Great Sage: (18:22:18) +Great Sage: (18:22:04) +Great Sage: (18:22:00) +Great Sage: .

(18:22:31) Youki Konpaku: Smogon admins are best for having good humor

(18:22:36) +Great Sage: (18:22:30) +Great Sage: (18:22:18) +Great Sage: (18:22:04) +Great Sage: (18:22:00) +Great Sage: .

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#NU's finest

(01:35:35) +Django: yeah penetrating humans is fun.

 

[18:48:18] <%shnen>  limi enjoys sticking his foot up my rectum

 

[19:28:14] <@DTC> no time research

[19:28:16] <@DTC> must fap

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[14:21:15] <+Limi> (20:19:34) testmctest: Can someone tell me why it was decided for smogon to move to showdown?

[14:21:16] <+Limi> (20:19:50) +Limi: because it is designed specifically for smogon

[14:21:16] <+Limi> (20:20:04) testmctest: How so?

[14:21:16] <+Limi> (20:20:15) +Limi: because the designer

[14:21:16] <+Limi> (20:20:25) testmctest: is steamroll, I know

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 +srk1214: alright new topic: necrophilia doesn't actually harm anyone, since they're already dead, and thus should be legal

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[12:26pm] <Earthworm|Away> what is a chastity belt

[12:26pm] <Earthworm|Away> does it muffle my speech

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The username of the moderator who banned you: ♥jrrrrrrr♥

The username you were using yourself when you were banned: Feargal

 

I was muted by a moderator for copying and pasting what they said in the lobby chat. They obviously forgot about me because after I asked them to unmute me, they wouldn't answer my PM, so I PMed 1 penis per hour. Clearly the penises piled up because I sent many of them over the course of hours to get the moderator's attention, then I was banned after I had left my computer for the night. I'm sorry I sent penises, please unban me

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[13:52:19] <milos> does she at least have a nice body

[13:52:19] <milos> you could brown bag her

[13:52:20] <+Outlaw_4> Lol

[13:52:33] <taylor> is that...tea bagging from where me and outlaw are from

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[13:04:30] <~Jellicent> this poor spam bot: http://www.smogon.com/forums/member.php?u=169671

[13:04:39] <~Jellicent> never made it past the VMing itself stage...

[13:06:22] <~Jellicent> it's only post was in CAP, where it oddly advertised smogon.com v.v

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[04:56:42] * @Eraddd pet sirndpt

[04:57:29] * sirndpt (~sirndpt@i.wear.boys.underwear) has joined #grammar

[04:57:29] * BarackObama sets mode: +o sirndpt

[04:57:36] * @sirndpt bite eraddd

[04:57:45] * @sirndpt fondle Stone_Cold22

[04:57:49] * @sirndpt (~sirndpt@i.wear.boys.underwear) Quit (Quit: sirndpt)

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Gym Leader TFC: Anyone who would like to play for the Homosexuality Badge can challenge me.

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Molk's dad is the most awesome dad on the planet:

 

[04:06] <@Molk> i think my dad reads my irc logs

[04:06] <@Molk> :s

[04:06] <@Molk> because he told the janitor

[04:06] <@Molk> that he was an insufferable faggot

[04:06] <@Molk> and that he needed to get on his level

 

[04:09] <@Molk> let me see

[04:09] <@Molk> if i can find a letter

[04:09] <@Molk> that was sent to me from the school

[04:09] <@Molk> he put it back in the envelope

[04:09] <@Molk> and wrote on the envelope

[04:09] <@Molk> >implying we give a shit about any event your school is having

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!EggNog: Zarel?

!EggNog: I hear Zarel was FUCKING FAGGOT

~Zarel: ...?

!EggNog: yeah you

!EggNog: bitch ass

~Zarel: ...okay

!EggNog: you're probably some snot nosed PUNK

!EggNog: WELL LET ME TELL YOU

!EggNog: YOU'RE A REAL PIECE OF SHIT

~Zarel: ...I'm confused

!EggNog: THATS WHY MOMMY ABANDONED YOU

!EggNog: WHORE BREATH

~Zarel: my mommy loves me, and I call her every week :3

!EggNog: WHILE SHES ON THE PHONE SHES GETTING IT IN HER LOOSE ASSHOLE

!EggNog: SHE MOANS ON YOUR FATHERS GRAVE!

~Zarel: My dad's alive...

!EggNog: HA

!EggNog: RIGHT

!EggNog: DEFEND YOUR PITY ALL YOU WISH

!EggNog: YOU AND I KNOW THE REAL STORY

!EggNog: BECAUSE I AM THE MAN FUCKING YOUR MOTHER

!EggNog: LICK THE COCK THAT WAS IN THE SAME WOMB AS YOU

~Zarel: You're not my dad, my dad doesn't speak English very well. :P

!EggNog: HE DOESNT PLEASURE WELL EITHER APPARENTLY

!EggNog: ACCORDING TO LA MADRE

!EggNog: I AM EGGNOG

!EggNog: POKEMON MASTER!

!EggNog: FEAR ME!

!EggNog: I RULE THIS GAME WITH AN IRON FIST THAT OFTEN SEEKS OUT THE SOFT VAGINAL TISSUE THAT SOAKS BEFORE MY VERY STANCE!

~Zarel: Nice to meet you.

EggNog: i hate you

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[23:24:27] <%Relados> I would bring an alt and play with myself

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[22:41:59] <verbatim> greatsage is one of those fen suea guys

[22:42:06] <verbatim> that you pay to make sure your house has positive karma

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[07:20:47] <%LonelyNess> "BOYS WILL GET A COPY OF POKEMON X AND A COPY OF POKEMON Y FOR CHRISTMAS"

[07:20:49] <%yee> youll be in pure ecstasy

[07:20:53] <%LonelyNess> "GIRLS WILL BE STUCK WITH TWO COPIES OF POKEMON X"

[07:20:58] <panamaxis> lol

[07:21:00] <@Chespin> lol

[07:21:09] <nytty> lol

[07:21:21] <%TFC> "Jews get nothing, they dont celebrate Christmas."

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[19:48:25] <Exeggutor> how do you get the whole pokemon list in your forum sig lol

[19:48:33] <Steamroll> ?

[19:48:39] <Steamroll> o the favorite mons?

[19:48:45] <Steamroll> hang on I'll cp it

[19:48:52] <Steamroll> (it's gonna be HUGE)

[19:49:03] <Exeggutor> it doesn't bother me the size lol

[19:49:08] <Steamroll> ;)

[19:50:04] <Exeggutor> chill

[19:50:12] <Steamroll> you walked into that door yourself

[19:51:00] <Exeggutor> indeed

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[16:14] <Shining_Latios> raikou is a el tigre

[16:14] <@BKC> lol do you even know

[16:14] <@BKC> what el tigre means

[16:14] <%Ciele> it's not an el tigre

[16:14] <Shining_Latios> yea

[16:14] <Shining_Latios> its an spl team

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[00:37:04] <%blarajan> this is so hard

[00:37:07] <@Molk> give it to me

[00:37:08] <@Molk> NOW

[00:37:09] <@Molk> ;-;

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[19:07:35] <&syrim> i tried to drag the img into a hosting site before my comp slowed down

[19:07:44] <&syrim> and now theres this transparent img of me holding a liquor bottle

[19:07:49] <&syrim> over whatever window im in

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The foe's Seadra used Hydro Pump!

Blitzle lost 88% of its health!

The foe's Seadra lost some of its HP!

Blitzle fainted!

You have 150 seconds to make your decision.

Go! Wobbuffet!

Pointed stones dug into Wobbuffet!

Turn 23

You have 150 seconds to make your decision.

The foe's Seadra used Hydro Pump!

Wobbuffet avoided the attack!

Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat!

But it failed!

Wobbuffet was hurt by poison!

Turn 24

You have 150 seconds to make your decision.

The foe's Seadra used Hydro Pump!

Wobbuffet avoided the attack!

Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat!

But it failed!

Wobbuffet was hurt by poison!

Turn 25

You have 150 seconds to make your decision.

The foe's Seadra used Hydro Pump!

Wobbuffet avoided the attack!

Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat!

But it failed!

Wobbuffet was hurt by poison!

Turn 26

You have 150 seconds to make your decision.

spencey: this is hilarious

The foe's Seadra used Hydro Pump!

Wobbuffet avoided the attack!

Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat!

But it failed!

Wobbuffet was hurt by poison!

Turn 27

You have 150 seconds to make your decision.

spencey: ok

Wobbuffet ate its Custap Berry!

Wobbuffet's Custap Berry let it move first!

Wobbuffet used Destiny Bond!

Wobbuffet is trying to take its foe down with it!

The foe's Seadra used Agility!

The foe's Seadra's Speed sharply rose!

Wobbuffet was hurt by poison!

Wobbuffet fainted!

You have 150 seconds to make your decision.

Go! Meditite!

Pointed stones dug into Meditite!

Turn 28

You have 150 seconds to make your decision.

spencey: literally the dumbest pokemon related thing i've seen in 10 years playing

The foe's Seadra used Hydro Pump!

A critical hit! Meditite lost 88% of its health!

The foe's Seadra lost some of its HP!

Meditite fainted!

DragonSlayerNatsu won the battle!

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[19:38:16] <@MISOGYNY_SHOUNEN> "gaza strip club: now opening in las vegas"

[19:38:19] <@MISOGYNY_SHOUNEN> "it's the bomb!"

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[01:30:47] <%cassie> does anyone know what the pokemon xy preorder gets you at gamestop next week

[01:31:13] <+V4> A copy of XY :o

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[03:46] <Annoyer> wait if you fuck your mom

[03:46] <Annoyer> is that incest

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[01:48:20] <%blarajan> just beat mom

[01:48:21] <@woodchuck> is it

[01:48:24] <%blarajan> in the womb now

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Chanstat's random quotes for 13/3/2013

 

Novaray: except stuff like "Frizy sucks"

Woodchuck: isn't it basically aldaron is lazy

Cherub Agent: some people have random quotes... some dont

yee: i got fingered by my doctor today :/

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grimAuxiliatrix: i went to the zoo yesterday. there was only a dog in it and nothing else. it was a shitzu

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[18:42:17] <jcm> ack my little cousin wants to know what an orgasm is

[18:42:21] <jcm> what to do lol

[18:42:39] <&FLCL> show him

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[01:06:43] <&chaos|away> goddamn i dont get all of these "milf" searches

[01:06:49] <&chaos|away> who wants to see 40 year old women bleh

[01:06:52] <&chaos|away> give me college girls

[01:06:52] <@jonathanrp> lol

[01:07:02] <@jonathanrp> gotta go younger imo

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[17:41] <%Shining_Latios> ginganinja

[17:41] <%Shining_Latios> remember that hot girl last year

[17:41] <%Shining_Latios> from NZ

[17:41] <ginganinja> which one

[17:41] <%Shining_Latios> idk

[17:41] <%Shining_Latios> stevensnype was with

[17:41] <%Shining_Latios> or somethin

[17:42] <ginganinja> lady Azure

[17:42] <%Shining_Latios> Ah yes

[17:42] <ginganinja> yea

[17:42] <ginganinja> that was me

[17:42] <%Shining_Latios> ..

[17:42] <%Shining_Latios> are u

[17:42] <%Shining_Latios> ..

[17:42] * Shining_Latios sets mode: +b ginganinja!*@*

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[17:36] <Magnitude> maybe if i pray hard enough woodchuck will choke on his dinner one day and die

[17:36] <woodchuck> really

[17:36] <woodchuck> i thought you had had enough of my gags

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[20:21:58] <Tortoise> if pokemon were real i'd probably be upset about weather too

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[22:29:24] * Porygon2 sets mode: +b *!*Jumpman16@synIRC-5EB22339.consolidated.net

[22:29:24] * Jumpman16 was kicked by Porygon2 (Requested (chaos))

[22:29:29] <@jonathanrp> lol

[22:29:32] <@steamroll> GG

[22:29:54] <@steamroll> Jumpman RIP 2004-2013

[22:30:26] <Jellicent> jumped all the way to heaven...

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[PSuser]: hey

@Growlithe: hi

[PSuser]: i need to report a glitc

@Growlithe: glitch?

[PSuser]: roar and copycat on stealth rocks

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