My Little Present

# I wrote you a little program, PS2 Guys (and Gals)
#Global constants
TEAM_PS2_IS_NICE = True

# My life's constants
WANT_PS2 = True
CAN_DRAW = False
CAN_MAKE_VIDEOS = False
DAYS_TO_PRODUCE_IDEA = 5
IS_ALIVE = True

# Function Block
def attemptToDraw():
        return CAN_DRAW

def attemptToMakeVideos():
        return CAN_MAKE_VIDEOS

def cry():
        print "why me?! ;_;"

def makeSadProgram():
        teamPS2IsGenerous = "Maybe"
        canHaveKey = str(raw_input("Can I have a beta key? Y/N: "))
        if canHaveKey == "Yes" or canHaveKey == "yes" or canHaveKey == "Y" or canHaveKey == 'y':
                print '\n' + "OMG! Thanks!"
                teamPS2IsGenerous = True
        else:
                cry()
                teamPS2IsGenerous = False

        if TEAM_PS2_IS_NICE and teamPS2IsGenerous:
                return True
        else:
                return False

### Main
haveBetaKey = False
daysCried = 0
while WANT_PS2 == True and haveBetaKey == False and IS_ALIVE == True:
        haveBetaKey = attemptToDraw()
        haveBetaKey = attemptToMakeVideos()
        cry()
        daysCried += 1

        if daysCried == DAYS_TO_PRODUCE_IDEA:
                haveBetaKey = makeSadProgram()
        elif daysCried >= 100:
                print "*dies of hearbreak*"
                IS_ALIVE = False

if haveBetaKey:
        daysCried = 0
        print "I got into the beta! Woot!"