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- >The Succubus went down to Georgia
- >She was looking for some semen to steal
- >She was in a bind
- >'Cus she was way behind
- >And she was willing to make a deal
- >When she came upon a shounen
- >Whackin' on his 'fiddle' and rubbin' it hot!
- >And the Succubus jumped
- >Up on a hickory stump
- >And said "Shounen" let me tell you what"
- >I guess you didn't know it
- >But I'm a 'fiddle' stroker too
- >And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
- >Now you beat a pretty good 'fiddle', shounen
- >But give this succubus her due
- >I'll bet this golden onnahole
- >Against your pearly load
- >'Cause I think I'm better than you."
- >The boy said, "My names Anon
- >And it might be a sin
- >But I'll take your bet
- >And you're gonna regret
- >'Cause I'm fastest jack that's ever been."
- >Anon, lube up your hands and play your 'fiddle' hard
- >'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the Succubus deals the cocks
- >And if you win, you get this silky onnahole made of gold
- >But if you lose, the devil gets your load
- >The Succubus opened up her bag
- >And she said, "I'll start this show."
- >And mana flew from hers fingertips
- >As she lubed up Anons 'bow'
- >Then she slipped his 'bow' across her hands
- >And it made an evil SCHLICK
- >And a band of shortstack Alps joined in
- >And it sounded something like this
- (Cue 70's porn music)
- >When the Succubus finished
- >Anon said, "well, you're pretty good, old girl
- >But sit down in that chair right there
- >And let me show you how it's done."
- >He played Mama's come hoe early run boys, run
- >The porno is due back before rising sun
- >Fappin' to "I Touch Myself", puttin' on a show
- >Hunny does my dick look too swole, no Anon no
- >The Succubus bowed her head
- >Because she knew that she'd been beat
- >And she laid that golden onnahole
- >On the ground at Anons feet
- >Anon said, "Succubus, just come on back
- >If you ever want to try again
- >I done told you once you horny bitch
- >I'm the fastest jack that's ever been."
- >He played Mama's come home early run boys, run
- >The porno is due back before rising sun
- >Fappin' to "I Touch Myself", puttin' on a show
- >Hunny does my dick look too swole, no Anon no
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