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By: EVD on Jun 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.06 KB  |  hits: 59  |  expires: Never
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  1.     >go to England on vacation with some friends
  2.     >we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
  3.     >it starts to get dark out
  4.     >go to check my watch
  5.     >I forgot it
  6.     >Decide to go ask someone
  7.     >find someone to ask
  8.     >ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN WACKITY SAX APPLE DIN DIN SPROINGO TOINGO CHAP
  9.     >have no idea what he just said
  10.     >YOU WOT M8
  11.     >he starts to laugh maniacally
  12.     >Big Ben rings out
  13.     >everyone stops in the fucking street
  14.     >one guy starts counting on his toes
  15.     >OI CHAPS, IT BE 6 BONGER I SAY
  16.     >everyone starts screaming out SIX BONG SIX BONG
  17.     >a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
  18.     >the fucking queen herself sticks her head out
  19.     >OI YOU FUCKAPLE GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG 6 FUCKING BONG YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIXER FLAMBAM
  20.     >everyone stops
  21.     >looks at her
  22.     >they begin jabbering
  23.     >someone is throwing fish and chips into the air en masse
  24.     >someone pulls out British flag
  25.     >starts waving it while singing God Save the Queen
  26.     >our fucking faces
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