D&D Rules

Follow this shit or I'll kick your ass from the game:
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-Keep it fantasy. No M1 Abrams or EVA units, for example.

-Original characters only. For example, no Kirito. At all.

-No using old character sheets. New characters only. Obviously
characters carry across adventures/sessions so people can level
up, I just don't want you using characters from old sessions
(Sessions without me present). Exception to this rule is if the
previous characters made absolutely no progress.

-There is no "Main Character," so don't argue about who the MC is.
We're playing as a party, and nobody is more important than anyone
else, in terms of story. Try not to go off and make a decision on
your own if it's super important, although there's nothing stopping
you...

-Never split up the party. Ever. Fucking ever. It's an absolutely
terrible idea and it ALWAYS ends the session terribly. Don't leave
anybody out of the game, or people will get salty and quit. Plus it's
easier to manage. This only counts when adventuring, you can split up
and do whatever the hell you want in town, as long as you don't
progress the story or do anything super important.

-You are allowed to do crazy/stupid things, for a personal example
of what I mean: You may disintegrate an innocent horse merchant, burn
down his house, steal a horse and murder the rest, then steal his
wallet and go on an adventure. The idea is that you can do whatever
the hell you want, as long as it works with your alignment.

-You are not allowed to: Do the previously mentioned shit in any way
shape or form to your party, so long as it "harms" another party member.
I'm trying to keep the game healthy so people don't mindlessly slaughter
each other for no reason, or cause extreme misfortune to someone else.
You can still fuck with you friends, you just have to clear it with me
first, so I can decide if it's "healthy" enough. *Edit, don't ask someone
to kill you in your sleep. Or shit like that.

-The DM MUST be able to improvise. For example, if the party accidentally
completely refuses to go down the quest line, the DM must find a way
to get the party back on track, while remaining subtle about it so
as not to break immersion (if there is any). For example, if the party
refuses to answer calls from their mobile rune-phone, the DM should send
another NPC to attempt to get the party on track. That being said, it's
the player's job to involve themselves in the adventure.

-No "declining" important quests. Simply put, if a dragon attacks your
home town, you probably SHOULDN'T run away from it, but you can. The DM
will force your way back into it, regardless, which is why declining isn't
really an option. Sure, you can say "no," but you're gunna take that shit
up the ass anyway.

-(This rule used to be the "voice only" rule, that being said it was
fairly controversial, therefore some modifications have been made to it)
The sissy bitches of the group won't do voice only because of "muh immersion"
and "but it would be too confusing !!!! (which it wouldn't, I know from
experience)," so I've come to the conclusion that OOC will be in voice call,
and IC will be in chat. Whispers must be sent in steam or skype private chat,
doesn't really matter which. If we use skype chat to talk IC, all players must change
each other's nicknames to their character names. Side note, I don't want to
sit in a dead-ass call while everyone types to each other, so please frequent
OOC chat.

-No memes

-We use roll20 because everyone but me is afraid of cheaters.
http://roll20.net/

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This is subject to change, and I can make changes on the spot
if I forgot something important. Otherwise, just remember this
shit is for fun. Try not to do anything that ruins the fun for
anyone. I'm not trying to be a stuck-up prick, I'm just trying
to keep the game fun for everyone playing. Ask if anything is
questionable. It's DND so you don't have to ask about everything,
just shit that's super shady.

Updated 5/26/2015, 8:11 PM