I'm so special, so very special.


First thing first i'm the realest.

I'm always getting better.







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**Item #:** SCP-XXXX

**Object Class:** Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-XXXX is to be magnetically suspended in a Safe-Class storage locker that is not parallel or perpendicular to the floor in which the storage locker is kept. This storage locker must be assessed for damages once every 24 hours.. If the Safe-Class storage locker has been rendered inoperable and unsuited for the containment of SCP-XXXX an on-site supervisor must be alerted immediately.

**Description:** SCP-XXXX has the appearance of a BOSCH RTH6450D1009 5-1-1-Day Programmable Thermostat. Of note is SCP-XXXX’s unique internal composition. Inside the casing of SCP-XXXX rests not electronics and circuits but instead a fleshy interior comprised of various organs whose functions remain unknown. The flesh itself is highly resistant to any attempts to dissect it, thus there are still many questions regarding the purpose of these organs. The project is currently awaiting approval to use more invasive forms of dissection.
SCP-XXXX will function as a normal thermostat when not placed on a flat surface. When attached to or placed on a flat surface SCP-XXXX will begin to display a variety of messages that pertain to the conditions in the room SCP-XXXX is contained within. SCP-XXXX does not require power to display it's anomalous effects. Depending on the content of these messages the environment and temperature of the room SCP-XXXX occupies is altered drastically.  Those located within the same room as SCP-XXXX will not notice the effects of this change in temperature and environment on themselves, and do not believe themselves to be in any danger.  These messages and their corresponding effects can be found in Addendum-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX was recovered at ██████████ after the ██████ Conference, an event notable for being a gathering of minds dedicated to the preservation of the environment. The Foundation was alerted to the presence of anomalous activity by an agent embedded in the local police force. All attendees of the ██████ Conference were found dead in conference room 417, with the cause of death determined to be immolation.
Additionally, SCP-XXXX appears to self-define a "room" as any area that is enclosed by walls, a floor, a ceiling and a distinct "division". These divisions can range form literal doorways to a change in elevation. Thorough research has led to the conclusion that SCP-XXXX determines for itself what is a room and what isn't, as repeated testing on a singular room setup has yielded different results. SCP-XXXX also seems to be able to recognize if it has been placed in an outdoor area, though testing in this area is slow due to the many precautions necessary for such a experiment.


[[collapsible show="+ Addendum XXXX-1" hide="- Addendum-XXXX-1"]]

>  **Message:** FIRE IS NORMAL
> **Effect:** The average temperate of the room increased from 76 degrees Fahrenheit  to an average of 2032 degrees Fahrenheit over a period of 4 minutes.
> **Result:** A singular D-Class indicated no signs of discomfort or pain, even as their body was cremated. When a similar test was conducted with multiple D-Class, none reported anything out of the ordinary.

> **Message:** FREEZING IS NORMAL
> **Effect:** The average temperature of the room decreased from 76 degrees Fahrenheit to an average of -320 degrees Fahrenheit over a period of 4 minutes.
> **Result:** A singular D-Class reported unchanged movement capabilities, lack of pain, and no loss of heat. Multiple D-Class responded similarly, with the only difference of note being that the D-Class huddled together for warmth in the final stages of profound hypothermia, despite all D-Class claiming otherwise.

> **Message:** EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
> **Effect:** The average temperature of the room increased from 76 degrees Fahrenheit to an average of 96 degrees Fahrenheit over a period of 4 minutes.
> **Result:** Testing was inconclusive. Repeated testing results in subjects who claim to be melting, freezing, or simply dying. A test conducted with several D-Class in the same room results in each subject reporting a different temperature and condition.

> **Message:** STARVATION IS NORMAL
> **Effect:** The average air pressure of the room decreased from 100 kPa to an average of 20 kPa over a period of 4 minutes. Air inside the room condensed, producing a fine mist inside the test chamber.
> **Result:** Researchers noted increased heart rates and lower blood circulation in the D-Class subjects, and a post-test autopsy on one revealed a severe accumulation of fluids in the lungs. Despite this, during testing all D-Class continued to state they "felt fine" and none succumbed to the effects of the lowered air pressure until after leaving the testing room.

> **Message:** WET IS NORMAL
> **Effect:** The specific humidity of the room increased from an average of ~44% to a specific humidity of 92% over a period of 4 minutes. Condensation build-up was noted on the observation window and walls of the test chamber.
> **Result:** All D-Class tested were observed to have difficulty breathing, with two of the D-Class hyperventilating mid-test. Despite the observed hyperventilation, both D-Class were able to interact and communicate with other D-Class in the test chamber. When researchers reached out the affected D-Class for a response they either refused to communicate or were incapable of doing so.


> **Message:** █████████ IS NORMAL
> **Effect:** The environment of the room changed from a controlled temperature of 76 degrees Fahrenheit and consistent air pressure and humidity to one of █████████████████, with averages of ████ and ██. Of note were the markings that appeared on the walls as well as the coating of ████████████ that formed on the walls of the test chamber.
> **Result:** [REDACTED], with all D-Class quoting numerous related texts found in the Voynich Manuscript. After a period of 4 minutes of continued ███████████, all D-Class underwent ██████ of a Type-██ class. █████████, █████, and Dr. ██████ all suffered similar effects. All D-Class involved are to be considered lost. Research is on-going into what caused these results, and if they can be repeated for further study.


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What follows is an audio excerpt from the SCP-XXXX Recovery Log - 01

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> **Location:** ████████, Germany
> **Time:** 06:12 CET
> **Date:** 02/██/20██
> **Operatives:** MTF-Psi-7 ("Home Improvement")
> **--------------------------------------**
> *Log has been cut to exclude irrelevant dialog*
> **CMD:** .... and honestly that's not even taking into account how many there were.
> **A24:** Right. Well, without it what could have happened?
> **A61:** ██████████, but at least we could have learned something.
> **CMD:**  Alright, pull your heads out of your collective asses. This should be easy enough, HQ just wants you guys to go in, take a look around, and then get out. We're just looking to ID a cause or source here, not contain it. We'll come back later for that.
> **A37:** And what if we see the thing in here? The thing that did it. What do we -
> **A24:** We shoot it. I'm not dying just because some hippies burned themselves to death. It probably isn't even anomalous, HQ is just over-reacting.
> **CMD:** Look, just do what you're there for A24, then you can get out. You all should be approaching the building, by the way. It's pretty tall, has ███████ on one side and a bunch of ███████ surrounding it?
> **A61:** Yep, we're on it. Enter through the right doors, correct?
> **CMD:** Correct. And you'll be looking for something on the fourth floor, most likely around the room 417. East wing.
> **A61:** Roger.
> *Several minutes of unrelated travel and investigation has been removed for brevity*
> **A24:** Fuck. Look at that, just piles of ash.
> **A37:** CMD, reporting no signs of fire damage on the surrounding structures or walls. Has anyone been inside the room yet?
> **CMD:** Negative A37, just the drones. As soon as it was called in we got everything locked down tighter than Site-██.
> **A61:** So we'll be the first ones in. Alright CMD, we're entering with caution. Sit tight.
> **CMD:** Roger, we've got all your vitals right here. We'll let you know if anything changes. HQ wants you to take pictures of the corpses.
> **A24:** Well tell HQ there ain't nothing to take a picture of. It's just piles of dust.
> **CMD:** Alright, then can you get a sample of the material? Bring it back with you on your way out.
> **A24:** Can do. How does something like this happen? You think the poor fuckers would know that they're being burned alive.
> **A37:** Maybe it was over too fast. All instantaneous like. One moment they're there talking about how to save the trees down in Africa and the next - poof.
> **CMD:** Hey, A61, we're getting some strange readings over here. Can you confirm your suit's internal temp. for us?
> **A61:** Sure. Lets see... Internal temp. fluctuating between 115 and 130. But that can't be right...
> **CMD:** Temperatures rising on all suits... ███████ is on the line with HQ currently trying to get the greenlight to continue. Until then we're going to ask you and your team to step out. Shouldn't be too long, it's most likely a malfunction.
> **A61:** Roger. Come on boys, HQ wants us to wait outside.
> *Psi-7 then steps out of the room and into the hall.*
> **A24:** *screaming* GODS ALMIGHTY, CMD COME IN!
> **CMD:** We're here, whats the issue?
> **A24:** A61 and A37 both incapacitated with burns all over their bodies. It feels like my skins on fire. I can't move.
> **CMD:** Shit. Alright, we're scrambling a rescue team. Hang in with me A24, stay on the line.
> **A24:** .... suit melting. It's sticking to my skin. Oh Gods I didn't want to die like this. Not like this......
>                            **END AUDIO EXCERPT**

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