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  1. BigText entered chat.
  2. 10:39 PM - BigText: Ugh
  3. 10:40 PM - BigText: WHY IS THE END OF ACT ONE NOT THE END OF THE WHOLE THING
  4. 10:40 PM - BigText: I want to throw up
  5. 10:40 PM - BigText: who linked me to this?
  6. 10:40 PM - Mehkanik: What?
  7. 10:40 PM - BigText: WHO LINKED ME TO IT?
  8. 10:40 PM - BigText: God fucking damn it
  9. 10:40 PM - BigText: I'm losing my fucking mind, I don't know how long I've been reading this
  10. 10:41 PM - BigText: Doomish is a fucking bastard and I want to slaughter him
  11. 10:41 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: which one are you reading
  12. 10:41 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: cutter or no mouth?
  13. 10:41 PM - BigText: no mouth
  14. 10:41 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: I haven't even touched that one
  15. 10:41 PM - BigText: who the fuck linked it to me?
  16. 10:41 PM - BigText: I can't remember
  17. 10:41 PM - BigText: God
  18. 10:41 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: >what's an original story?
  19. 10:42 PM - BigText: I'm so fucked up right now
  20. 10:42 PM - BigText: I can't sleep tonight
  21. 10:42 PM - BigText: the nightmares will fucking END ME
  22. 10:42 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: and the fact that I already read the TF2 one compounds my dislike further
  23. 10:42 PM - BigText: Yeah, I read the TF2 one
  24. 10:42 PM - BigText: child's play, compared to this
  25. 10:42 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: seriously I was hoping he'd finish cutter but he just keeps updating this one instead
  26. 10:43 PM - BigText: the TF2 one is for worthless pansies
  27. 10:43 PM - BigText: pathetic
  28. 10:43 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: what's that supposed to even mean
  29. Bi-Polar Hernandez left chat.
  30. 10:43 PM - BigText: Oh wait
  31. 10:43 PM - BigText: Maybe there are multiple TF2 ones?
  32. 10:44 PM - BigText: I read one where one of them kills everyone else, goes to the surface, and realizes that the world was fine?
  33. 10:44 PM - BigText: That the 'announcer' had been lying to them about that?
  34. 10:44 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: I don't even remember how the one I read went
  35. 10:45 PM - BigText: Because holy fucking shit that one doesn't even come close to the fucking disgust that I can TASTE from reading this
  36. 10:45 PM - BigText: I can picture their flesh burning and melting
  37. 10:45 PM - BigText: fucking damn
  38. 10:47 PM - BigText: Emi was lucky. Despite the pain she felt, she died first.
  39. 10:48 PM - BigText: I can't imagine
  40. 10:48 PM - BigText: no
  41. Govenor General entered chat.
  42. 10:48 PM - BigText: EXCEPT THERE'S CHAPTER EIGHT, THE FIRST CHAPTER OF ACT TWO, THERE'S A LINK TO IT SITTING RIGHT FUCKING THERER
  43. 10:48 PM - BigText: AND I HAVE TO FUCKING CLICK IT AND READ IT AND SUFFER FOR IT
  44. 10:48 PM - BigText: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
  45. 10:49 PM - BigText: I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF DOOMISH
  46. 10:49 PM - Govenor General: Wut
  47. 10:49 PM - BigText: WHO THE FUCK LINKED ME TO THIS?!
  48. 10:49 PM - Govenor General: Linked to what
  49. 10:49 PM - BigText: "I have no mouth and I must scream, KAtawa shoujo edition!
  50. 10:50 PM - Govenor General: Ohgod that one was freaky
  51. 10:50 PM - Govenor General: IT
  52. 10:50 PM - Govenor General: WILL
  53. 10:50 PM - Govenor General: FUCK
  54. 10:50 PM - BigText: I ALREADY FUCKING KNOW THAT
  55. 10:50 PM - Govenor General: YOUR
  56. 10:50 PM - Govenor General: FEELS
  57. 10:50 PM - Govenor General: UP
  58. 10:50 PM - BigText: I ALREADY FUCKING KNOW THAT I JUST FINISHED ACT ONE
  59. 10:50 PM - BigText: THERE'S ANOTHER GODDAMN ACT
  60. 10:50 PM - Govenor General: REALLY?!? Brb readin it
  61. 10:50 PM - BigText: Well, just one chapter of it so far
  62. 10:50 PM - BigText: I WISH I NEVER FUCKING READ THIS
  63. 10:50 PM - BigText: WHO FUCKING LINKED ME TO IT
  64. 10:50 PM - BigText: I WILL MURDER HIM
  65. 10:51 PM - BigText: And the worst part is
  66. 10:51 PM - BigText: here Doomish writes at the top
  67. 10:51 PM - BigText: "I like writing fiction that will affect people in odd ways."
  68. 10:52 PM - Govenor General: He likes toying with your emotions
  69. 10:52 PM - BigText: IF I WERE TO TELL HIM HOW FUCKING HORRIBLE OF A PERSON HE IS HE WOULD LIKE IT
  70. 10:52 PM - BigText: HE LIKES WHAT HE'S DONE TO MY MIND
  71. 10:52 PM - BigText: FUCKING SHIT
  72. 10:52 PM - Govenor General: Read that Misha smut to take your mind off it, the writer updated it.
  73. 10:53 PM - BigText: Ugh, just link me
  74. 10:53 PM - BigText: Chapter Eight can go fuck itself
  75. 10:53 PM - Govenor General: Warning! It's dirty
  76. 10:53 PM - Govenor General: http://pastebin.com/vggsK2La
  77. 10:53 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: how lewd~
  78. 10:53 PM - BigText: I don't care, if it counts as 'smut', it'll be a good distraction
  79. 10:53 PM - BigText: maybe get my mind out of this fucking horrible place
  80. 10:54 PM - Govenor General: Maybe
  81. 10:54 PM - BigText: When I've calmed down, remind me of all the horrible things I've said
  82. 10:54 PM - BigText: I would honestly kill Doomish if I could find him
  83. 10:54 PM - BigText: I want to grab the back of his head and smash it down on the corner of a countertop
  84. 10:54 PM - BigText: over and over and over and over
  85. 10:55 PM - Govenor General: I would give him a gentlemanly shake before whipping off my dueling glove and slapping him in the face as my butler brought out the flintlock pistols.
  86. 10:56 PM - BigText: I would fucking scrape his horrid, bloodied face against the sharpest, dirtiest spikes that could possibly be created
  87. 10:56 PM - Govenor General: Oh heavens, how unsporting. *monocle pop*
  88. 10:56 PM - BigText: I would pull his ears off, I would stomp on his chest until I heard things break
  89. 10:57 PM - BigText: I would buy a book on anatomy just to make sure I could break every single bone in his body
  90. 10:57 PM - BigText: Some of the vertebrae might be hard
  91. 10:57 PM - Govenor General: Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn is fun
  92. 10:57 PM - BigText: If I tear out his spine and smash it with a large rock, though, that should do the job
  93. 10:58 PM - BigText: eventually
  94. 11:00 PM - Slartibartfast: Wait, someone did a KS version of "I have no mouth and I must scream"?
  95. 11:00 PM - Govenor General: Yes
  96. 11:00 PM - Slartibartfast: Yikes, I read the TF2 one and it was FUCKED up
  97. 11:00 PM - Govenor General: This one is too
  98. 11:00 PM - Govenor General: MASSIVELY SO
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