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  1. 00:13   Greenbean       'cause -haha- see
  2. 00:13   Squirtle        Seeya, Art
  3. 00:13   Greenbean       Me and Chris got picked up by Mike
  4. 00:13   Squirtle        Oh no why
  5. 00:13   Squirtle        MIKE
  6. 00:13   Squirtle        MIKE ARE YOU
  7. 00:14   Greenbean       haha a little story before the story
  8. 00:14   Squirtle        AN IRRESPONSIBLE DRIVER?
  9. 00:14   Greenbean       we were up in Chris's room
  10. 00:14   Greenbean       and Mike pulled in the driveway
  11. 00:14   Greenbean       and we were like wtf?
  12. 00:14   Greenbean       and turns out Mike had called like three times but we didn't get any warning, so...
  13. 00:14   Greenbean       Chris had to change his shorts because he looked ridiculous
  14. 00:14   Greenbean       and we get in the car
  15. 00:15   Greenbean       and Felicia and Lexi and Cindy are already in the car
  16. 00:15   Greenbean       plus Mike
  17. 00:15   Artemecion      ....
  18. 00:15   Artemecion      awgho;agehw
  19. 00:15           Artemecion slinks off
  20. 00:15   Greenbean       and Mike goes 'so what took so long?'
  21. 00:15   Squirtle        Yes, Art
  22. 00:15   Squirtle        Yes
  23. 00:15           Squirtle snickers a bit himself
  24. 00:15   Greenbean       and I'm like COMPLETELY STRAIGHTFACED 'he needed to put on pants'
  25. 00:16   Greenbean       and EVERYONE is like WHAT TMI
  26. 00:16   Artemecion      skits hold me I can't stop laughing
  27. 00:16   Squirtle        But ok go on
  28. 00:16   Greenbean       SHUT UP ART
  29. 00:16           Squirtle holds Art.
  30. 00:16   Squirtle        OH SNAP
  31. 00:16   Squirtle        THAT IS THE GREATEST
  32. 00:16   Greenbean       yeah so
  33. 00:16   Squirtle        OH MY GOD
  34. 00:16   Greenbean       that was funny
  35. 00:16   Greenbean       I was proud : )
  36. 00:16   Greenbean       AND SO THEN
  37. 00:17   Greenbean       wait no Cindy wasn't theree, she was meeting us at the theater
  38. 00:17   Artemecion      http://i.imgur.com/dZqm7.gif.
  39. 00:17   Greenbean       and so we picked up Andrew on our way
  40. 00:17   Greenbean       so there were six in the car
  41. 00:17   Greenbean       so we watch the movie and stuffs
  42. 00:17   Greenbean       and it was pretty cool
  43. 00:17   Greenbean       and so we're gonna go home
  44. 00:18   Greenbean       and we're like '...Cindy has no ride'
  45. 00:18   Squirtle        ...oh no.
  46. 00:18   Greenbean       so six was totally a tight squeeze to begin with, but then we're adding another
  47. 00:18   Greenbean       and Chris is like 'come on, you're sitting on my lap'
  48. 00:18   Squirtle        Ohhhh dear
  49. 00:18   Greenbean       and I'm like okay cool I like your lap
  50. 00:19   Greenbean       so we all get in the car and me trying to squeeze onto his lap is this big production because it's a small car and crowded and both of us are tall
  51. 00:19   Squirtle        D'awwwww
  52. 00:19   Squirtle        But also oh dear
  53. 00:19   Squirtle        but also d'awww
  54. 00:19   Artemecion      tall bastards
  55. 00:19   Greenbean       and we finally get it
  56. 00:19   Artemecion      's what you get
  57. 00:19   Greenbean       OH BTW
  58. 00:19   Greenbean       ANOTHER BACKSTORY
  59. 00:19   Artemecion      for being all
  60. 00:19   Greenbean       as we were driving to the theater
  61. 00:19   Greenbean       Mike is all 'hey look I'm gonna floor it'
  62. 00:19   Artemecion      (hnnnnngh ngggghhh Ezreal hnnngh)
  63. 00:20   Greenbean       and continues to go thirty, even while flooring it
  64. 00:20   Squirtle        NO BAD MIKE
  65. 00:20   Greenbean       'cause his car
  66. 00:20   Greenbean       is crap
  67. 00:20   Squirtle        ...
  68. 00:20   Squirtle        Pfffahahaha
  69. 00:20   Greenbean       and squeals when he accelerates and everything
  70. 00:20   Greenbean       it is awful
  71. 00:20   Greenbean       and so then
  72. 00:20   Greenbean       we stop at a light
  73. 00:20   Greenbean       and Mike is all 'hey I smell crabs!'
  74. 00:20   Greenbean       and we're like '...okay'
  75. 00:21   Greenbean       and at the next intersection we're like 'hey it's that smell again!'
  76. 00:21   Greenbean       and finally Mike looks at his little heat gauge thing
  77. 00:21   Greenbean       and is like 'guys....it's my car'
  78. 00:21   Greenbean       and we all freak out and stuff and he lets of the accelerator for a while
  79. 00:21   Greenbean       and it goes back down to normal
  80. 00:21   Greenbean       and we get to the theater unscathed
  81. 00:21   Greenbean       SO ANYWAY BACK TO THE STORY
  82. 00:22   Greenbean       we get all situated
  83. 00:22   Greenbean       and Lexi is like 'I want to go to walmart'
  84. 00:22   Squirtle        DANGIT LEXI
  85. 00:22   Squirtle        VETOED
  86. 00:22   Greenbean       and so we're all like 'YEAH LETS' GO TO WALMAAAAAART'
  87. 00:22   Greenbean       and so
  88. 00:23           *** dollyhaze joined #ysbb_chat
  89. 00:23   Greenbean       we go to walmart
  90. 00:23   Greenbean       and WHO ART THOU
  91. 00:23   dollyhaze       it's lucy
  92. 00:23   Greenbean       OH HI
  93. 00:23   dollyhaze       i changed my handle
  94. 00:23   Greenbean       I'M TELLING A STORY
  95. 00:23   dollyhaze       bc there's a person actually named cinnamon
  96. 00:23   dollyhaze       OH GOOD
  97. 00:23   Greenbean       DAMMIT CINNAMON
  98. 00:23   Squirtle        WHAT
  99. 00:23   dollyhaze       well i came in to ask if anyone can idiot check me on something
  100. 00:23   Greenbean       ALSO IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE I'M DRUNK
  101. 00:23   Greenbean       BUT I SWEAR I'M NOT
  102. 00:23   dollyhaze       BUT WHY
  103. 00:23   Greenbean       I'M JUST HYYYYPER
  104. 00:23   Squirtle        YOU /WANTED/ TO GO TO WALMART?
  105. 00:23   Greenbean       YEEEEEES SO WE WENT TO WALMART
  106. 00:23   Squirtle        YOU /DIDN'T/ VETO IT?
  107. 00:23   Greenbean       AND LEXI IS ALL
  108. 00:24   Greenbean       NOOOOOPE
  109. 00:24   Greenbean       LEXI IS ALL
  110. 00:24   Greenbean       'NOPE I'M THE ONLY ONE OUT OF THE CAR'
  111. 00:24   Greenbean       'CAUSE SHE WANTED TO GET HOME
  112. 00:24   Tezcatlipoca    She's hyperactive because she and her friends and her boyfriend went to a movie and so she's all giddy.
  113. 00:24   dollyhaze       oh that's cute
  114. 00:24   Tezcatlipoca    Very.
  115. 00:24   Greenbean       and I'm like 'NO I WANNA COME TOO 'CAUSE I WANT M&MS'
  116. 00:24   Greenbean       HAHA THANK YOU
  117. 00:24   Greenbean       and she's all 'okay fine just me and Lauren'
  118. 00:24   Greenbean       and suddenly
  119. 00:24   dollyhaze       like wow that came out really condescending BUT I MEAN ACTUAL CUTE I WANT TO FLUFF YOUR HAIR THROUGH THE INTERNET OR SOMETHING
  120. 00:25   Greenbean       ALL OF US ARE GETTING OUT OF THE CAR AND AGAIN IT IS THIS HUGE PRODUCTION BECAUSE WE ARE LIKE A CAN OF ....WHATEVER THAT IDIOM IS OR WHATEVER
  121. 00:25   Tezcatlipoca    Sardines?
  122. 00:25   Greenbean       YES THAT
  123. 00:26   Greenbean       : )
  124. 00:26   Greenbean       AND SO WE RUN INTO WALMART
  125. 00:26   Greenbean       AND WE'RE ALL LIKE LAUGHING AND ACTING COMPLETELY DRUNK
  126. 00:26   Greenbean       EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT
  127. 00:26   Greenbean       AND MIKE IS ALL 'GUYS I NEED SOME COOLANT
  128. 00:26   Greenbean       WHILE ANDREW IS ALL 'LOOK AT THIS CANDY IT'S LIKE EIGHT FOR FIFTY CENTS'
  129. 00:27   Greenbean       AND LEXI IS ALL 'I NEED GOOD CANDY' AND PROCEEDS TO CHECK EVERY AISLE EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE THE SAME
  130. 00:27   Tezcatlipoca    It sounds like the LAST thing y'all needed was more sugar. ::: PPP
  131. 00:27   Greenbean       AND I'M ALL 'HEY LOOK PEANUT M&MS THAT'S WHAT I WANT CHRIS DO YOU HAVE MONEY'
  132. 00:27   Greenbean       XD
  133. 00:27   Greenbean       AND SO THEN CHRIS GIVES ME MONEY
  134. 00:28   Greenbean       and I'm walking around walmart with m&ms in one hand and money in the other and I feel like a little kid
  135. 00:28   Greenbean       and Mike is like 'I NEED SOMEONE TO COME GET COOLANT WITH ME'
  136. 00:28   Greenbean       except I thought he said 'cool whip'
  137. 00:28   Tezcatlipoca    Heh.
  138. 00:28   Greenbean       and so Chris is all 'okay I'll come get cool whip with you'
  139. 00:28   Greenbean       (actually coolant but you know what I mean)
  140. 00:28   Greenbean       and so they start off and I follow them
  141. 00:29   Greenbean       'cause ya know
  142. 00:29   Greenbean       he's my boyfriend
  143. 00:29           Tezcatlipoca was never the type to wander around Wal-Mart when she was a kid
  144. 00:29   Greenbean       and so I'm like 'where are you going'
  145. 00:29           Tezcatlipoca because sensory defensiveness
  146. 00:29           Tezcatlipoca and Wal-Mart
  147. 00:29   Greenbean       'cause I was dead sure that they were heading away from the food section
  148. 00:29           Tezcatlipoca They do not go together well at all
  149. 00:29   Greenbean       and they're all 'the automobile section'
  150. 00:30   Greenbean       and I'm like '/what/'
  151. 00:30   Greenbean       and Mike's like 'well I need coolant
  152. 00:30   Greenbean       '
  153. 00:30   Greenbean       and I'm like '....ooooooh'
  154. 00:30   Greenbean       and so we're in the coolant aisle
  155. 00:30   Squirtle        I DON'T ALWAYS BUY COOL WHIP
  156. 00:30   Squirtle        BUT WHEN I DO
  157. 00:30   Squirtle        I GET IT IN THE AUTOMOBILE SECTION
  158. 00:30   Greenbean       and Mike is like 'what do I get?' and we're like 'no idea'
  159. 00:30   Greenbean       so he calls someone a
  160. 00:30   Greenbean       *and has a ridiculous conversation
  161. 00:31   Greenbean       ending with 'it'll explode? got it'
  162. 00:31   Greenbean       and gets some coolant
  163. 00:31   Greenbean       and we go pay
  164. 00:31   Tezcatlipoca     888DDD
  165. 00:31   Greenbean       and he's like 'Chris I need you to open something'
  166. 00:31           *** dollyhaze quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  167. 00:31   Greenbean       'there's two things that we could open'
  168. 00:31   Tezcatlipoca    Huh. Wonder why she left.
  169. 00:32   Greenbean       'one shouldn't be opened, and it'll explode'
  170. 00:32   Greenbean       'the other won't
  171. 00:32   Greenbean       and Chris is like '...oookay'
  172. 00:32   Greenbean       so we go out and open up the hood
  173. 00:32   Greenbean       and we're all looking at it
  174. 00:33   Greenbean       and Mike is like 'I think we should open this'
  175. 00:33   Greenbean       and Chris is like '...weeeeell I don't knoooow'
  176. 00:33   Greenbean       and I'm like 'yup
  177. 00:33   Greenbean       looks like it should be opened']
  178. 00:33   Greenbean       (it looked very opener friendly)
  179. 00:33   Tezcatlipoca    Did it explode? c:
  180. 00:33   Greenbean       and so we opened it and everyone stood back and it didn't do anything 'cause we were right and it was very anticlimactic
  181. 00:34   Greenbean       and so we get the car all coolanted up and get back in
  182. 00:34   Tezcatlipoca    :C
  183. 00:34   Greenbean       which is, again, a huge production
  184. 00:34   Greenbean       and I end up hurting chris again
  185. 00:34   Greenbean       but at least that time I didn't knee him in the face : P
  186. 00:34   Greenbean       and so we -- MAKE A WISH
  187. 00:34   Tezcatlipoca    ..
  188. 00:35   Tezcatlipoca    .
  189. 00:35   Tezcatlipoca    ...Is this a trick to try to get me to sign on with Kyubei?
  190. 00:35   Greenbean       YES
  191. 00:36   Greenbean       and so we're driving and Mike and everyone are messing around
  192. 00:36   Greenbean       and I'm like guys
  193. 00:36   Greenbean       if we get pulled over
  194. 00:36   Greenbean       you'll never see me again
  195. 00:37   Greenbean       and so they're like 'yeahhhh okay we'll just...not get pulled over'
  196. 00:37   Greenbean       and so we're like driving through Auburn
  197. 00:37   Greenbean       sionging Bohemian Rhapsody really loud
  198. 00:38   Greenbean       and Andrew pretends to chuck a bottle out the window
  199. 00:38   Greenbean       and Mike rolls up the window at the same time
  200. 00:38   Greenbean       and almost like
  201. 00:38   Greenbean       kills Andrews hand
  202. 00:39   Greenbean       and all sorts of other hilarious things are happening
  203. 00:39   Tezcatlipoca    See, Skits? That's why you shouldn't do things like that.
  204. 00:39   Greenbean       and I am laughing so hard
  205. 00:39   Greenbean       that I'm afraid for my bladder
  206. 00:39   Greenbean       and of course I'm still sitting on Chris
  207. 00:39   Greenbean       and I"m like 'hey I'm sorry if I pee on you'
  208. 00:39   Greenbean       and he's like '....please don't'
  209. 00:40   Tezcatlipoca    ...
  210. 00:40   Tezcatlipoca    Pffft.
  211. 00:40   Greenbean       and if I ended this story right here
  212. 00:40   Greenbean       it would be very anticlimactic
  213. 00:40   Greenbean       but pretty much everything continued to be hilarious until we got home
  214. 00:40   Greenbean       BUT
  215. 00:40   Greenbean       FOR TEZ'S SAKE
  216. 00:40   Greenbean       AS WE WERE TURNING A CORNER IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
  217. 00:40   Tezcatlipoca    ?
  218. 00:40   Greenbean       THE CAR EXPLODED
  219. 00:40   Greenbean       AND LAUNCHED US INTO THE SKY
  220. 00:41   Tezcatlipoca     888OOO
  221. 00:41   Greenbean       AND I FORTUNATELY LANDED ON THE TRAMPOLINE IN MY NEIGHBOR'S YARD
  222. 00:41   Greenbean       AND WALKED HOME
  223. 00:41   Tezcatlipoca    THIS IS INDEED FORTUNATE.
  224. 00:41   Greenbean       YEAH
  225. 00:41   Tezcatlipoca    I ASSUME THE OTHERS FOUND BALES OF HAY TO LAND IN?
  226. 00:41   Greenbean       IDK
  227. 00:42   Greenbean       I THINK SOME LANDED IN THE RIVER
  228. 00:42   Greenbean       WHICH SUCKS
  229. 00:42   Greenbean       'CAUSE IT'S NOT A REAL RIVER
  230. 00:42   Greenbean       IT'S A STREAAAAM
  231. 00:42   Greenbean       OR A CREEK
  232. 00:42   Greenbean       YEAH THAT'S WHAT IT IS
  233. 00:42   Tezcatlipoca    JUST SO LONG
  234. 00:42   Tezcatlipoca    AS
  235. 00:42   Greenbean       'CAUSE CHRIS ALWAYS CALLS IT A 'CRICK'
  236. 00:42   Tezcatlipoca    IT ISN'T LIKE DECKER'S CREEK HERE
  237. 00:42   Greenbean       ???
  238. 00:43   Tezcatlipoca    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acid_mine_drainage
  239. 00:43   Greenbean       OH YEAH
  240. 00:43   Greenbean       THAT WOULD SUCK
  241. 00:43   Greenbean       NO OURS IS CLEAN
  242. 00:44   Artemecion      what
  243. 00:45   Tezcatlipoca    (Have some aerial footage of just how nasty it is: http://www.deckerscreek.org/images/stories/aerial/active%20treatment%20plant.jpga )
  244. 00:46   Tezcatlipoca    (It is a shade of orange that would be lovely were this not WATER.)
  245. 00:46   Greenbean       but
  246. 00:46   Greenbean       but I dun wanna
  247. 00:46   Greenbean       also my butt hurts
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