No, I won't draw you gay porn because I draw gay pairings.

I apologize for the length, but I hope it entertains you somehow!

 

Please note, I am a shounen-ai fan more than a hardcore yaoi/slash fan. It just doesn’t appeal to me, and prefer to observe the more general parts of a relationship more than the dicks. (That and I’ll be honest I have a soft spot for corny/sweet stories)

 

Now, during English II we had a sub for our class, so after we had finished our work, we would walk around and converse and whatnot. There was another girl who sat a seat or two behind me. I didn’t know her very well, but she seemed to receive the brunt of the insults from the other classmates. Eventually I had gotten involved and asked them to back off and leave her alone, with my attempting to be a good Samaritan. But apparently, this girl knew about how I was a fan of shounen-ai, because as SOON as she saw my sketchbook she squealed.

 

Unfortunately, to most fangirls shounen-ai is synonymous to yaoi and often confuse both terms. She was no exception. At least I was blessed with no shrill voice.

 

“You draw yaoi?” She had asked me, with this goofy grin on her face. After I calmly told her no, she gave me this odd look, like I was lying.

 

I edged back to my seat and continued to finish up my drawing which was close to being finished, when I get this feeling someone’s looking over my shoulder. Lo and behold, it’s the girl. She kept poking my shoulder and asking who the pair was.

 

Normally I’d say they were my own characters just so they would be a bit more amused then leave, but I doubt Lombaxes Ratchet and Azimuth could be passed off as my own, so I didn’t answer. She kept prodding my shoulder and repeated her question until I finally said, “…It’s characters you wouldn’t know…”

 

Now a few days later during lunch, she comes up to me and asks me for a request. (Later a friend told me my little brother told her that I took requests of all sorts) Of course my being too timid to turn down the request, I asked her what she would like.

 

She hands me two papers, one with Feliciano and Ludwig, and another with Romano and Gilbert from Hetalia.

 

“I want a foursome with these four.”

 

God I never wanted to shout NO so loudly during lunch. But instead I politely declined, but she kept asking for porn the entire day on. She even offered 20 dollars for it.