This is the story of a time long ago– a time of myth and legend......

My name is Ebony. I was all alone, wondering around on my own. My parents turned out to be nazi's and I am a Jew, so I was all alone on the streets. As I wondered down the forbidding streets, I found a leaflet on the floor. "Come to Brony Skype Group! It is the best. You will find loads of new friends and understanding people. Maybe you'll even be crowned Queen!"

Oh, I thought to myself, I'd love to be Queen! So I set out to Brony Skype Group!

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I was very nervous. I had never gone to Brony Skype Group and I wondered how they would treat me there.

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I arrived in Brony Skype Group and waited for a ferrari to bring me to my new iggloo. As I was waiting for a one to take me there, I saw I think a mysterious figure hididing in the shasows.

It was as if he was looking at me!

I of course ran towards him and said, "What do you wnat?"

"For you to die!" the mysterious figure said and took out a knife and with a flash it came towards me.



I feared I was going to die. And as I was about to yell, and braced myself for the wound to appear on my side. Nothing happened.

I looked up and I stared straight into her beautiful eyes. They were so pretty and round and I delved right into them. Like soaking in a comfortable batch and her bits of tid were nothing short of amazing and perky.. Her hair looked like the softest of velvet and encapsulated her face perfectly.

I had completely forgotten the assailant. All I could think of was her.

She looked at me with a smile as she brought the assailant down to his knees. "Looks like I was right on time."

"Who was that?" I asked.

"It must have been one of Beat's hedgeman" she said.

"Beat!" I gasped, "I thought Beat was defeated!"

"So did we... so did we." said she.

"When he leapt into the river we were sure he was dead. Even though the body was never found. "

"But who are you then? OMG... you're not..." I gasped in asphexiation.

"It is true," she, "I am no one else but Kivil Hooves.

I had dreamed to meet Kivil Hooves at some point in my lifetime. But it always was a distant dream. One that when you wake up, all you remember is Kivil Hooves's dreamy eyes and wonderful complexion. It was such a dream that I never thought could become real! But here she was, right before me.

"I could never dream of meeting you," I said dreamily.

Kivil Hooves grinned sheepishly, "Well, I had never thought of meeting such a great person like yourself."

I blushed.

"Hey," she said, "seeing as you're involved already, would you like to join me and the others to defeat Beat for good?"

"that sounds great! When do I start?"

"now!" said Kivil Hooves and he led me towards the others. And there we started planning to defeat Beat!


A/N plez review!
Our sad adventurers walked backwards into the jaws of certain death that hasnt happened yet.
Suddenly Kivil Hooves made love to .
Ages of Days survived before the fighting started
"Oh, look, we are at our destination we had to arrive to!"


 Our heroes arrived at Beat. He just stood there.
 Its time you saw my true form, mortals.
 "Mortals?" said Beat
 "What does he mean?"
 "Maha. Fools...behold..."
 With that he ripped his mask off!
(very carefully)
 his horns sprung up,  he was actually Satan all along!

 "I love you" said Kivil Hooves;
 "What?" said Satan, supprised
 "I love you" said Kivil Hooves.
 "I love too" said Beat.
 "I love as well!" said Tom Haws.
 "What? Noo...ARRRGGG" screamed Satan
 Satan ::  exploded in a shower of hearts!
  "Not even Satan can defeat the power of Love"
"Our work here is done"
With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along.

The End